Glad to see you guys are still hanging aroundin here
Quick low down:
Left for Spokane on Tuesday. Truck broke down (battery was bad) Halfway, got a jump from some old dude. Lost the key to my gas cap (I just drove a sheet metal screw through it though) Bad start right?
RIGHT!
Tuesday night = drunk off my ass. I danced with some hotties (I always do) but didnt take anyone home. I woke up in the morning to piles of puke strategically placed around my hotel room, which had two beds. Several piles were on the bed, and my beard was crusty. Gross right? So I cleaned it up and threw the bed spread in the hall.
Wednesday night = New tattoo, and very light drinking. Again danced with the hotties. Got kicked out of some preppie bar, was cool. Fixed the truck before all this as well.
Thursday night = Hung out with my best friend, and chilled at one of our favorite bars. Bar tender there is super cute and really awesome. Plus there is a pita pit attached, so delish. Went downtown, got drunk, went to Sheri's (dennys type restaraunt) and met some chick I was making out with. Was going to bring her back to the hotel but she had to drop her friend off first. Got back to my hotel and sent her a text, no answer. Went to bed. Woke up and saw she texted and called several times, 20 minutes after I went to sleep. Weaksauce.
Friday night = started off strong, I was whooping ass at the pool table, some bachelorette party had me get blowjob shots, the bride was a fatty but had cute friends who kept telling me I was cute, didnt want to follow a bachelorette party around so I did not leave with them. Went downtown again, after much dancing and drinking ended up at the diner that starts serving at 2am. Met an asian chick outside, who had a very pretty face. Got her to eat with us, and my buddys wife kept telling her how great a guy I am. Took her home, did the deed, woke up the next morning and noticed she was pretty chunky. Crap.
Saturday night = asian chick texted and called me, I ignored it

Did the standard stuff, started with karaoke, I sang Turn the Page by Bob Seger and got some claps. Then we went downtown. I wasn't in a great mood so I was doing the brooding strong silent hero routine all night. Went to the last bar and sat down to enjoy a beer with my buddy before going home, and two chicks who were probably 7s took an interest, I started talking to one and she introduced me to her friend who then told me to go sit by her. They were hanging out with some 50 yeard old guy they named Dobak (10 points for whoever gets the reference) Chick asked me how the night was going and I told her ****ty, then told her why. Proceeded to their apartment above the bar. Hung out and threw a football with my buddy while chicks talked about chick stuff, and got annoyed. Told them I was heading out, and got the number of my chosen target before I left. Checked my phone and it turns out my buddy had texted me 2 minutes before saying he was about to leave. Great minds think alike. Dropped my buddy off at his house and the target called, gave me directions to her house, which I promptly followed. Her roommate was sleeping so chick wanted to be quiet. Couldn't really tell if I was succeeding because she was not making much noise, so I just kept going...(after 8 months in Iraq I will say Perform helped) sun came up, we were falling asleep on eachother so I ended it. I get a weird beneficial type of whiskey ****, where I only get like 75% boner, but can go on for several hours.
Sunday morning = woke up, chick was still hot. Well played Keithan. She was asleep and I had **** to do, so I told her I'd text her later and left.
Sunday all day = U Joint in my truck was going bad so I spent about an hour replacing it with a heavy duty one. I then proceeded to modify my trucks intake, and add a snorkel. Thing is home made, performs admirably, and looks badass. It also cost me 60$ compared to 350$ for the pre-made kits. I painted it OD Green (my truck is flat black) and it looks sweet.
Sunday night = texted that chick from saturday night to check how well she "liked" the night. She told me the mission was accomplished a few times. Good deal.
So. Spokane trip was successful. Ill post up some pics of the snorkel, it really does look badass.