Taurus Nutrition, ITS PROMO TIME!!!!!!!!

[MidwestBeast]

And here you guys go:

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This is one of the funniest things I have EVER read. Seriously worth every minute.

 

[Tomahawk88]

I have a iPhone ... What's her name? LOL

Lol with this chick it might be a way in lol.

You need to be a d*ck and tell her that of course guys with iPhones have slept with more girls than they've slept with phones, and that it probably can be applied to guys without iPhones. Then ask her what kind of freaks she hangs out with that bang phones.

Lol thank you sir and I did. Btw I was seriously laughing like a hyena. So glad no one heard me :lmao:

 

[EasyEJL]

You should also mention that more guys with iPhones have slept with other guys.....


The funniest fb I saw was a girl who set her status to
"guys are like bras, they are always trying to hook up behind your back" and a guy responded
"chicks are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your c0ck"

 

[MidwestBeast]

You should also mention that more guys with iPhones have slept with other guys.....


The funniest fb I saw was a girl who set her status to
"guys are like bras, they are always trying to hook up behind your back" and a guy responded
"chicks are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your c0ck"

Hahahahaha that is amazing! :lmao:

 

[capnsavem]

You need to be a d*ck and tell her that of course guys with iPhones have slept with more girls than they've slept with phones, and that it probably can be applied to guys without iPhones. Then ask her what kind of freaks she hangs out with that bang phones.

I dunno man... these iPhones have a WYKED vibrate mode.

see what I did there?...


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[capnsavem]

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[Orangatang]

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[StackedCop]

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Hahahahahahah

 

[Rosie Chee]

Now send me some Wyked!

If I don't win for the wife, you gotta give me something for my son digging for gold!!!!

I'll send you some Wyked resent: PM Chris your address

~Rosie~

 

[Liftergym33]

SO i posted this in the wrong thread..lol, so i'll do it again. Thos who were picked by thebigt for the Wyked DAA combo promo will not be able to win here.. sorry guys no double dipping..

ok, i have malleus25/southpaw/midwestbeast/T.O.M/milas.


to my friend chris-thanks!!! there were so many i wanted to pick!!!

to everyone who didn't get picked i apologize, in all honesty i picked mostly guys who i have known on the forum for a long time.

but don't be discouraged, chris tells me there are gonna be more promo's soon!


thanks everyone for the huge turnout-stay tuned for more big things from TAURUS NUTRITION!!!

 

[Liftergym33]

Winners So Far!​

Aleksandar37
Kleen

5 left, waiting on other reps and one special Athlete

T.O.M is doign the Daa combo so i took him off..

 

[Liftergym33]

So were waiting on, Craig, 3gclipse, thebigt, and judo Josh

I picked, Rosie picked and Staked picked.

whos the lucky 4!

 

[Craigmatthew]

I'm here

 

[Liftergym33]

I'm here

Hahahaha Pick me!

 

[JudoJosh]

So were waiting on, Craig, 3gclipse, thebigt, and judo Josh

I picked, Rosie picked and Staked picked.

whos the lucky 4!

:think:

 

[Craigmatthew]

Always loved this poster, had to work to find it (Bonus points? LOL) Anyways, it does make a good point and give some eye candy also

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haha lucky this aroused my darker side
WINNER.

 

[Liftergym33]

Winners So Far!​

Aleksandar37
Kleen
taman6886

so down to Judo, thebigt, and 3gclipse!

 

[Liftergym33]

:think:

tough choices here!

 

[JudoJosh]

I couldn't decide, too many good apps and people in here so instead I let my wife read through the submissions and let her pick...

This one's for Rosie.

MEN IN HEAVEN



When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said,

"I want the men to make two lines.

One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line,

"You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!

You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!

Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man,

"How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied,

"My wife told me to stand here

Congrats Blue.. PM chris your addy

 

[JudoJosh]

Also I would like to add, anyone who applied before tonight and didn't get picked you can PM me you addy and I will personally send you 3 scoops of Wyked as a sample. Only thing I asked is a review to be posted.

 

[StackedCop]

Also I would like to add, anyone who applied before tonight and didn't get picked you can PM me you addy and I will personally send you 3 scoops of Wyked as a sample. Only thing I asked is a review to be posted.

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[thebigt]

US-yes

AGE- 22

UPDATES- I can update daily since i work in front of a computer for a good part of my job.

WHY SHOULD TAURUS REPS CHOOSE ME- I have already run 2 logs (in the Anabolics section) and i keep a very detailed account of my lifts and numbers. I usually update the logs daily and even have pics to go along with them. Let's be honest, people love SEE results, not just hear about them!

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for the life of me i cant get it to show up even though i followed the directions above lol.



Thank you very much for your consideration!

you are very welcome-send your info to liftergym-chris.

 

[laserbluess]

oh helllllllz yeah! thanks bigt! i wont let y'all down! a big thanks to everyone at Taurus Nutrition for this opportunity!

 

[thebigt]

oh helllllllz yeah! thanks bigt! i wont let y'all down! a big thanks to everyone at Taurus Nutrition for this opportunity!

everyone has to start somewhere....this is a chance for you to get your foot in the door.

good luck,
tom


:cheers:

 

[Tomahawk88]

oh helllllllz yeah! thanks bigt! i wont let y'all down! a big thanks to everyone at Taurus Nutrition for this opportunity!

everyone has to start somewhere....this is a chance for you to get your foot in the door.

good luck,
tom


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Exactly. Good logs make a hell of an impression on people just saying.

 

[taman6886]

haha lucky this aroused my darker side
WINNER.

AWESOME! Thank you. PM W\ address inc.

 

[KashMoni]

Congrats to all the winners.

Just posting these for laughs because at one point or another, we have witnessed most, if not all of these things.

 

[capnsavem]

SO i posted this in the wrong thread..lol, so i'll do it again. Thos who were picked by thebigt for the Wyked DAA combo promo will not be able to win here.. sorry guys no double dipping..

I still got a chance then


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[bluehealer]

I couldn't decide, too many good apps and people in here so instead I let my wife read through the submissions and let her pick...





Congrats Blue.. PM chris your addy

Sweet, tell the wife thanks for me JJ, lol.

And thank you Taurus!

 

[MidwestBeast]

Chris would be...?

Well, a lot of things - a good man, handsome, clever...I could go on for days...:kiss:

:lol:

It's Lifgergym33

 

[bluehealer]

Well, a lot of things - a good man, handsome, clever...I could go on for days...:kiss:

:lol:

It's Lifgergym33

haha, I found it just before you posted this so I edited the question out.

Thanks.

 

[Rosie Chee]

Please place all log links in this thread once you start your log, guys.

Cheers! :cheers:

~Rosie~

 

[StackedCop]

Sweet, tell the wife thanks for me JJ, lol.

And thank you Taurus!

Congrats brother man!

 

[taman6886]

PM sent to Liftergym33, thanks again for the opportunity!

 

[capnsavem]

all winners picked already?


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[StackedCop]

all winners picked already?


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They've all been picked but I'm not sure if chris has announced them all yet

 

[capnsavem]

oh ok cool.


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[JudoJosh]

all winners picked already?


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Liftergym and 3clipse haven't posted their picks yet I think

 

[capnsavem]

Liftergym and 3clipse haven't posted their picks yet I think

*sits Indian-style and waits patiently*


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[thebigt]

*sits Indian-style and waits patiently*


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cap, if you don't get picked-send me a pm.

 

[jtterrible]

 

[taman6886]

Obviously have not got my shipment yet, but figured I could at least get a few interested peaks. Log is here:

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[thebigt]

Obviously have not got my shipment yet, but figured I could at least get a few interested peaks. Log is here:

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off to a good start.:yup:

 

[Craigmatthew]

Obviously have not got my shipment yet, but figured I could at least get a few interested peaks. Log is here:

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That's my boy! Thanks for the link brother.

 

[taman6886]

That's my boy! Thanks for the link brother.

If ya can't tell, I am a bit excited about this opportunity :32:

 

[thebigt]

If ya can't tell, I am a bit excited about this opportunity :32:

nothing wrong with that!!!!

 

[3clipseGT]

Sorry for keepin you guys waiting.. My pick is...........





Capnsavem! :bigok:

 

[JudoJosh]

Sorry for keepin you guys waiting.. My pick is...........





Capnsavem! :bigok:

awesome pick!

congrats bud

 

[thebigt]

Sorry for keepin you guys waiting.. My pick is...........





Capnsavem! :bigok:

glad the cap could make the party.:yup:

 

[Liftergym33]

glad the cap could make the party.:yup:

and here i thought i was about to pick him... The first person to type out the day and month my birthday is Wins for a logging op!

Deadline midnight tonight