SouthernCharm
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thats what i thought lol
think i've got my next madness cycle figured out
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thats what i thought lol
UnrealMachine
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Never done bloodwork in my life... I am planning on doing it this time, sometime after I get off the SD (when it doesn't even matter because i know what will happen: my #s will be ****ed up, and then a month later they'll be fine)
BarbellBeast
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Just had some of the cottage cheese,chocolate whey,peanuts,**the Unreal dessert for Machines**
Dude for real tho, I fukkin love this ****!!!
Thanks for the recipe big man!:sasmokin:
Dude for real tho, I fukkin love this ****!!!
Thanks for the recipe big man!:sasmokin:
SouthernCharm
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I do a scoop of whey, cottage cheese and sugar free pudding (white chocolate is king) with some almonds. I love peanuts but unless im breakin out of the shell unsalted, it's too much sodium for me
UnrealMachine
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day 27
237 (+17)
my arms workout was very short but sweet. I love arms, so I'll list the #s
standing ez bar curls: 125*6, 145*6, 155*6, 165*6
supersetted with
weighted dips: +100*18, +100*15, +100*15
incline db curls: 55*8*3
supersetted with
cable pushdowns: 130*10, 140*10, 150*8
been having to do low volume, my arms get a painful aching pump, it's weird. I haven't done weighted dips in... i dunno, months, considering my fatass weight, they were pretty good. The standing curls were good, 165 is so heavy its ridiculous... love incline curls they just feel solid. Good workout. Wish I could handle more volume but when I'm in there I just feel pain after every set...
Looking BIG
considering a 5th week of SD sticking with 30mg
237 (+17)
my arms workout was very short but sweet. I love arms, so I'll list the #s
standing ez bar curls: 125*6, 145*6, 155*6, 165*6
supersetted with
weighted dips: +100*18, +100*15, +100*15
incline db curls: 55*8*3
supersetted with
cable pushdowns: 130*10, 140*10, 150*8
been having to do low volume, my arms get a painful aching pump, it's weird. I haven't done weighted dips in... i dunno, months, considering my fatass weight, they were pretty good. The standing curls were good, 165 is so heavy its ridiculous... love incline curls they just feel solid. Good workout. Wish I could handle more volume but when I'm in there I just feel pain after every set...
Looking BIG
considering a 5th week of SD sticking with 30mg
SouthernCharm
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gottdamn homie 5 weeks?? im gonna have a couple SD pills left over after this 4th week is over maybe ill just send em to you so you can go nuts
nice numbers on arms makes me feel like i got that pu$$y... insane curls bro
nice numbers on arms makes me feel like i got that pu$$y... insane curls bro
UnrealMachine
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arms and back: genetic strongpoints. I'm maxing out the whole stack, 300, on my lat pulldowns for sets of 10. I've always been able to curl a ton. Sets of peacher curls with 100 when I was 16. Took no time at all to start doing standing curls with 135 when I was getting back in the gym age 19/20.
chest and shoulders: genetically big for sure... but genetically PU$$Y strength there, my overhead press is retarded. And after a few working sets my shoulders will just give out, instant-failure style.
chest and shoulders: genetically big for sure... but genetically PU$$Y strength there, my overhead press is retarded. And after a few working sets my shoulders will just give out, instant-failure style.
HumpTheCook
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you are the genetic opposite of me. we would make perfect training partners. my strength is chest/ shoulders and wkness is back and bis, especially back.
good lookin workout bro. 165 ex curls while supersetting, nice.
good lookin workout bro. 165 ex curls while supersetting, nice.
UnrealMachine
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Alright hump, legs is the tiebreaker! unfortunately I haven't squatted since like, 2009, lmao. **** legs, the only reason I appreciate my big quads, is so that I can pump more oil into them 
. Nah really i am so hopped up on SD I bet I could still pump out a 315*10 set of squats... maybe lol.
. Nah really i am so hopped up on SD I bet I could still pump out a 315*10 set of squats... maybe lol.GnastyMcNasty
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Legs are my genetic strongpoint. legs, back, shoulders. chest/arms are weaknesses. i love having big quads
UnrealMachine
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yeah but how often do the ladies want to feel your quads?
It's a well known fact: curls for the girls, thighs for the guys.
haha, touche!
Jasen if you're reading, this is what happens when one uses the EDIT button!!
It's a well known fact: curls for the girls, thighs for the guys.
haha, touche!
Jasen if you're reading, this is what happens when one uses the EDIT button!!
SouthernCharm
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my girl feels on my quads then finds it necessary to proceed to giving me some dome..
so i dont know man... i love having nice quads too! lol
so i dont know man... i love having nice quads too! lol
GnastyMcNasty
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my gf likes my quads too and comments them on them all the time...
where'd you hear that thighs for the guys BS?? all that weirdness up there in nor cal
where'd you hear that thighs for the guys BS?? all that weirdness up there in nor cal
UnrealMachine
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Thank you CM, i hope that in a few months i can go down to a supermarket and choose from a few dozen strains of ganja that would be the ****.
And about my legs... no, quads do not earn compliments here. I hardly see people training legs, and half the people that squat have about a 1/3 range of motion, it's ridiculous. I squatted my ass off, and what do i have to show for it... tight ass pants that's what. I feel like if suddenly **** went down and I had to run, I'd be running at 75% of my real top speed because my pants physically constrain me.
When I was wearing my NICE pants to an interview I got scared to death I was going to rip the crotch out of them when I was getting into my car. I can feel the seem flexing.
Anyway i'm just trying to justify why i'm being a big ***** when it comes to doing leg workouts at the moment... haha. I'd probably have gained another pound or two if i had been working my legs hard but I am genuinely pissed off at them.
And about my legs... no, quads do not earn compliments here. I hardly see people training legs, and half the people that squat have about a 1/3 range of motion, it's ridiculous. I squatted my ass off, and what do i have to show for it... tight ass pants that's what. I feel like if suddenly **** went down and I had to run, I'd be running at 75% of my real top speed because my pants physically constrain me.
When I was wearing my NICE pants to an interview I got scared to death I was going to rip the crotch out of them when I was getting into my car. I can feel the seem flexing.
Anyway i'm just trying to justify why i'm being a big ***** when it comes to doing leg workouts at the moment... haha. I'd probably have gained another pound or two if i had been working my legs hard but I am genuinely pissed off at them.
chocomilk
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Haha that dream is very close my friend. I think Cali is in need of a very nice boost to the 'ol economy.. The weed card is like a get out of jail free card. And Cali is in jail.
Great weight gain bro. You must be lookin ridiculous.
bezoe
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a chick i know has a sister who lives in cali and she sent a picture of a bag/box of weed on a shelf with some price (dont remember) for like an 1/8 lol... said the same thing about ppl just having to sit in front of a camera and explain their reason for needing it, e.g. hurt themselves, and they get issued a "weed card" lol
and speaking of quads.. i pinned my right one 2 days ago and the pain is debilitating. jabbed a 1.5 in all the way in... ive been limping the past 24 hours wtf
UnrealMachine
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I look big but i don't look ridiculous. I need to get my bodyfat under 10% then i'll start looking good.
that's weird bezoe, I guess a bad pin happens every now and then. Generally w/ all my experience injecting, the only time I get bad post-injection pain is when I was injecting almost 3mL. As long as i'm doing under 2mL i never have any pain... maybe a little tightness but that's it.
Man I really love injecting though. I had the sweetest pin with a 25guager last night, the kind where you pull the pin out and you can't even see where you injected.
I'm diggin my cycle... feeling hard and pumped... I am still unsure if i'm going to keep doing a few more days of SD. I feel good, but my appetite is probably at like 80% of what it should be, I take it my liver is working, but not over-worked yet. Soon I'm gonna have to start training for the mirror and give up on lifting so heavy though, it's taking it's toll. I've been going too light with my volume, and the poundage has been causing some strain and ache.
I think for the next few weeks i'm going to switch splits, lower the frequency raise the volume a tad, I want to do working sets with the heaviest weights I can do though, so instead of working up, just train heavy and keep hammering those heavy reps out, really force my body to get used to that weight. I wanna keep these gains. I think if I drop the frequency down my body can deal with this.
When I drop the SD i get to incorporate Need2Slin, Jack3D, and might throw some ephedrine in there too. I once had a really great PCT when i was taking ephedrine pre-WO the whole time, I think with Jack3d it might be too much though, I'll see how I can work those two in. I want top notch intensity.
After 4 weeks of maintenance i'll start low-dosing the T3 I think, then when I introduce the halodrol the T3 is gonna ramp way up. I am so scared that the halodrol is going to do nothing and i'm going to lose LBM though. IME if a compound doesn't work at a low dose then it doesn't work at a high dose either. As long as it exerts some anti-catabolic effects though...
I am already tossing around ideas for my next cycle. Seriously though I'll probably wait until 2011 to run it. Don't quote me on that.
1-14 Test E 500
1-12 Tren E 400
1-6 SD pulse 30mg 3x a week
11-14 Winstrol at least 70mg ed
DC training 3x per week with the SD pulsing
other 4 days a week, HIIT followed by cardio
Low carb diet
Recomp and get gnarly looking the whole time
that's weird bezoe, I guess a bad pin happens every now and then. Generally w/ all my experience injecting, the only time I get bad post-injection pain is when I was injecting almost 3mL. As long as i'm doing under 2mL i never have any pain... maybe a little tightness but that's it.
Man I really love injecting though. I had the sweetest pin with a 25guager last night, the kind where you pull the pin out and you can't even see where you injected.
I'm diggin my cycle... feeling hard and pumped... I am still unsure if i'm going to keep doing a few more days of SD. I feel good, but my appetite is probably at like 80% of what it should be, I take it my liver is working, but not over-worked yet. Soon I'm gonna have to start training for the mirror and give up on lifting so heavy though, it's taking it's toll. I've been going too light with my volume, and the poundage has been causing some strain and ache.
I think for the next few weeks i'm going to switch splits, lower the frequency raise the volume a tad, I want to do working sets with the heaviest weights I can do though, so instead of working up, just train heavy and keep hammering those heavy reps out, really force my body to get used to that weight. I wanna keep these gains. I think if I drop the frequency down my body can deal with this.
When I drop the SD i get to incorporate Need2Slin, Jack3D, and might throw some ephedrine in there too. I once had a really great PCT when i was taking ephedrine pre-WO the whole time, I think with Jack3d it might be too much though, I'll see how I can work those two in. I want top notch intensity.
After 4 weeks of maintenance i'll start low-dosing the T3 I think, then when I introduce the halodrol the T3 is gonna ramp way up. I am so scared that the halodrol is going to do nothing and i'm going to lose LBM though. IME if a compound doesn't work at a low dose then it doesn't work at a high dose either. As long as it exerts some anti-catabolic effects though...
I am already tossing around ideas for my next cycle. Seriously though I'll probably wait until 2011 to run it. Don't quote me on that
. 1-14 Test E 500
1-12 Tren E 400
1-6 SD pulse 30mg 3x a week
11-14 Winstrol at least 70mg ed
DC training 3x per week with the SD pulsing
other 4 days a week, HIIT followed by cardio
Low carb diet
Recomp and get gnarly looking the whole time
GnastyMcNasty
Member
cycle looks money... if i could do my current cycle over, i would have frontloaded my tren e to get it to hit faster, i got kind of impatient waiting 4 weeks to start seeing results... something to consider. other than that... test/tren/winny/sd.... yeah. enough said
Kristofer68SS
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too deep. where was the shot? how much compound? what type? is this the first shot in that leg?
1 or 1.25"" is all that is needed. 25 or 27 guage pin. 23 at the most.
for an idea on where to pin the quads, this is the method i read the most about.
quadrant your leg off.
Using the right leg. From your knee run an imagary line down the middle of your leg from waist to knee, then another perdendicular to that line splitting the leg in half from knee to hip.......
looking at your knee, use the lower right quadrant(the quadrant closest to your waist) for IM shots....
1 inch is plenty, used a 25 or 27 guade and inject slowly.
bezoe
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i could workout with heavy weight for hours on ephedrine... best non hormonal energy IMO
kristofer, i pinned in the upper left quadrant if you were looking at me from the front. just 1 ml test e.. the pin before that was the opposite leg, same spot, but with a 25 gauge, 1 inch. much smoother and no pain whatsoever.. im guessing too deep was the problem
kristofer, i pinned in the upper left quadrant if you were looking at me from the front. just 1 ml test e.. the pin before that was the opposite leg, same spot, but with a 25 gauge, 1 inch. much smoother and no pain whatsoever.. im guessing too deep was the problem
UnrealMachine
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fixed
GnastyMcNasty
Member
lmao thats funny
bezoe
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dman unreal... maybe i need your routine to make my quads bigger... what was it? 3 sets of leg extensions- 30lbsx8? idk, i may have to work up to that much volume
Dragon13
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Be careful with this. Pay attention to any other symptoms of liver damage (pruritus, right quadrant abdominal pain, jaundice, etc). And remember, oftentimes significant liver damage can be completely asymptomatic; get those bloods.
LOL, the downside of being big. I remember a great thread over at IM that Dusty Hanshaw wrote a while back about sweating and sleep apnea, and that dude is professional big. IMO, though, the upside outweighs the downside; either you like it or you don't.
UnrealMachine
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Dragon i like being big i just don't like feeling so heavy. I like looking big, i don't like being slow. I love being strong, I hate seeing bodyfat, i hate having to eat all the time. There's ups and downs. I really preferred being 210-220 with sub 10% bodyfat that was much more fun... after all my cycling I should be able to maintain that naturally in the future.
Day 29
I have dropped SD. Sticking to original plan so I am doing 30mg of Phera this week... very light, just to help maintain some gains before I drop the orals completely.
Yesterday i had some beach time so dehydrated a bit to look drier, was 235 today consequently. Have changed the routine back to something standard, lifting 4x a week Monday Tuesday Thursday Friday. So did chest today and completely tore it up. The #s i'm putting up on chest day would calculate to about a 325 incline max and 380 bench max which is good for me because my bench is usually pretty terrible.
Have started up the supplements. Did 1 scoop of Jack3d before the workout. I think it helped a little but i really need 2 scoops in the future. Also doing Need2Slin right now (2*2 caps per day). So i'm running these supps until they run out.
Not much else to update.. i'll do some pictures in a week.
Day 29
I have dropped SD. Sticking to original plan so I am doing 30mg of Phera this week... very light, just to help maintain some gains before I drop the orals completely.
Yesterday i had some beach time so dehydrated a bit to look drier, was 235 today consequently. Have changed the routine back to something standard, lifting 4x a week Monday Tuesday Thursday Friday. So did chest today and completely tore it up. The #s i'm putting up on chest day would calculate to about a 325 incline max and 380 bench max which is good for me because my bench is usually pretty terrible.
Have started up the supplements. Did 1 scoop of Jack3d before the workout. I think it helped a little but i really need 2 scoops in the future. Also doing Need2Slin right now (2*2 caps per day). So i'm running these supps until they run out.
Not much else to update.. i'll do some pictures in a week.
chocolatemilk
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Nice, I wanna see what you look like at 240
BarbellBeast
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Nice #'s buddy,
I had a great chest w/o today too, got the 50's on incline db fly's for 8 solid reps. That's pretty good for me! Yea i need 2 scoops of jack3d to feel it, sometimes i take 3 even, either way, good stuff. Looking foward to see the pics(no homo). had to throw that in there! lol.:veryhappy:
GnastyMcNasty
Member
when I'm on cycle all it takes is 3/4 of a scoop to 1 scoop and it kicks in my pump perfect.
UnrealMachine
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supp brosefs only 236 pounds today, looked good in the mirror though gotta admit, strength was still up on my back. Had a major problem though my buddy didn't bring his straps and my grip kept slipping on my rows. I guess it was still a good workout though, no backpumps or anything either. Looks like I will have gotten through my SD/PP starting phase with only 1 side: backpumps once. lol.
SouthernCharm
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STRAPS?! whats that?? you mean I coulda done more if I wasnt going raw??? LOL
naw bro i kid, i kid.. I need to get some straps because im starting to get popeye arms lol. I just measured my forearm and its 17 inches at the widest part lol
UnrealMachine
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dude i need straps to hold the heavy weight. 315 on bent over rows... first set did 6, then my hands start sweating and next two sets i barely got 4... 315 is so ****ing heavy to do a set of rows with... so hard to holdon to. And then at the end of the workout, my grip is dead, i'm slicked over with sweat all over, and i'm trying to do sets of 10 with 145 on one-armed rows, and i just can't holdon to it.
really only a problem on back day. Also straps are good for shrugs too. I have a pretty strong grip but when the weight is like 150# per hand and i'm sweating its damn hard.
after post-WO meal my scale says 239... basically 240 lol.
BarbellBeast
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dude...... what a coincidence. i forgot my fukkin straps today too. at least i had my chalk with tho, still got 225*6 on my last set of rows. wanted to go heavier, oh well, next week! yea and i will only use the strap on my heaviest set. next week i'll try 235 with straps.
felost
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Hey unreal!
did i arrive late? uhauhauhauh
how is going the cycle brow?!
P-plex + SD to kick start? to heavy for the liver hun???????
and after h-drol...........is not to much time with metiled drugs?
are you in wich week now?!
and about the gains?! side effects!?
go ahead man and keep in peace!
did i arrive late? uhauhauhauh
how is going the cycle brow?!
P-plex + SD to kick start? to heavy for the liver hun???????
and after h-drol...........is not to much time with metiled drugs?
are you in wich week now?!
and about the gains?! side effects!?
go ahead man and keep in peace!
GnastyMcNasty
Member
235 is too light to need straps on rows... go as far as you can without straps before using them
SouthernCharm
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Unless you have weak ass back like me LOL... I was giving unreal a hard time but I need to get some straps. anyone recommend any particular brand?
GnastyMcNasty
Member
Straps are for your grip, not your back. If your back is weak, you should do less on rows, not add straps. not meaning to start an argument though... I have to use straps on deads... 315 and over and my grip just starts to lose it. but its not bc my deads are weak, its bc my grip is (relatively)
SouthernCharm
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ok maybe i phrased it wrong. i stand corrected. I know my back is a bit weaker then id like it to be, and i dont think that its lagging too much or that straps will help my BACK, but the only time i have grip problems is on rows and deads. i think my lifts would be better if I were to use grips. my forearms are big, but my grip gives out sooner than anything and i think it robs my back of its full potential
GnastyMcNasty
Member
exactly, your grip gets in the way of doing the weight you're (actually) able to do (if your grip was strong enough). As far as brands go I use Harbinger
UnrealMachine
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don't think it was too heavy for the liver
7 weeks gap before hdrol
week 5 of orals
gains: read log man lol
sides: backpumps once
SouthernCharm
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Cool i think im gonna go run and get some straps right now. Academy sells harbinger i have a harbinger wrap for my wrist.
i also like inzer but i want something i can use tomorrow
UnrealMachine
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Just to give some idea of where i'm at. Scale says 238. A lot of fat around the midsection, obliques are spilling over the side, but underneath it all i'm pretty swoled up.
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prolly take some more when I get off the orals completely. Maybe take a day or two to let myself dry out. It won't be tooo bad blasting this fat off in the coming months.
Bout to inject again. I'm thinking less mast and more sust per shot. Why? So in the Halodrol portion I run out of sust and I'm just on Hdrol and Mast. WHY? To look grainy that's why. Test is just there for libido and it'll be fine anyway so whatever. I'm so over test.
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prolly take some more when I get off the orals completely. Maybe take a day or two to let myself dry out. It won't be tooo bad blasting this fat off in the coming months.
Bout to inject again. I'm thinking less mast and more sust per shot. Why? So in the Halodrol portion I run out of sust and I'm just on Hdrol and Mast. WHY? To look grainy that's why. Test is just there for libido and it'll be fine anyway so whatever. I'm so over test.
n8te
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UnrealMachine
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"Not with the lights on honey.... I'm bulking"
SouthernCharm
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come on unreal id hit it....... HAHA
to say thats a lot of fat... makes me giggle
makes me wanna cut even more..... my wrists LOL JK JK
to say thats a lot of fat... makes me giggle
makes me wanna cut even more..... my wrists LOL JK JK