You will Hate me and Love me at the same time!

[Guest]

You will HAVE to spend money.

An amazing deal.

On a great formula.

the packaging will be third grade quality and ingredients and FDA warning may possibly be written in crayon by Sam's 2 year old monkey.

 

[suncloud]

how much for the monkey?

 

[Guest]

how much for the monkey?

You have to ask Sam. He runs the UG monkey farm.

 

[flightposite]

cant wait whats the suprise?

 

[Resolve]

Nothing beats supps in a brown paper bag

 

[suncloud]

Nothing beats supps in a brown paper bag

unless you're beating someone with that brown paper bag

 

[thaOrleanyte]

wtf are you talking about?

 

[rob561]

...What now?

 

[Resolve]

unless you're beating someone with that brown paper bag

Better not be beating that 2yo monkey with the paper bag Sunny!

 

[suncloud]

Better not be beating that 2yo monkey with the paper bag Sunny!

no, he bites :scared: wait, what?

 

[Steveoph]

You will HAVE to spend money.

An amazing deal.

On a great formula.

the packaging will be third grade quality and ingredients and FDA warning may possibly be written in crayon by Sam's 2 year old monkey.

Dosing Directions: Don't Overdose , in a messy scrawl

 

[OCCFan023]

You will HAVE to spend money.

An amazing deal.

On a great formula.

the packaging will be third grade quality and ingredients and FDA warning may possibly be written in crayon by Sam's 2 year old monkey.

I'll make sure Sam remembers to get the non-toxic crayons this time, last time was just a damn nightmare!

 

[Jayhawkk]

What's the new product???

 

[Steveoph]

What's the new product???

We'll never tell :laugh:

 

[Jayhawkk]

Don't make me angry, Steveoph... you wouldn't like me when I get angry

 

[hat eku]

Hint please..

 

[JudgementDay]

What does it do? lol

 

[Hank Vangut]

i'm sold on the packaging alone.

 

[Jayhawkk]

Based on costing money and cheap packaging to bring down cost could it be something related to this?

 

[borobulker]

I'll make sure Sam remembers to get the non-toxic crayons this time, last time was just a damn nightmare!

But the average member cannot down the whole bottle (including bottle) without gagging.... That is why we love you. :scared:

 

[EasyEJL]

unless you're beating someone with that brown paper bag

or its filled with poo and on fire outside an enemies front door.

 

[Guest]

Based on costing money and cheap packaging to bring down cost could it be something related to this?

No sir....

I have a pretty sexy formula that I want to use and maybe others would like to take the journey if it is affordable and produces feel good results..

 

[Guest]

i'm sold on the packaging alone.

Sam shows up at your door and just dumps capsules in your hand...

 

[Jayhawkk]

****, I was hoping I was right and would get a free t-shirt or something

 

[Guest]

****, I was hoping I was right and would get a free t-shirt or something

We do not make size Monster t-shirts.

 

[Jayhawkk]

At this point i'm pretty damn sure you can make whatever it is you decide to make

 

[MrBigPR]

Different packaging for different regions?

Picture this, door bell rings and the monkey throws powder directly at your face.

 

[raginfcktard]

so what is it? this is probably the sole reason i don't buy you're products. you start hype threads and talk about the shtty packaging...how about some info on the more likely than not shtty product to match!

 

[strategicmove]

What does it do? lol

The monkey, the crayon, or the product?

 

[Guest]

At this point i'm pretty damn sure you can make whatever it is you decide to make

true but I also want you to want it and feel good about buying it.

 

[Guest]

so what is it? this is probably the sole reason i don't buy you're products. you start hype threads and talk about the shtty packaging...how about some info on the more likely than not shtty product to match!

Why do you care to ask if you feel that way?

You must not follow us closely cause we released Sloppy Seconds, Bulk Pslin, Focus dirt, bulk cissus, superSaponins, 1-carboxy.....

**** what haven't I released...

 

[Guest]

Different packaging for different regions?

Picture this, door bell rings and the monkey throws powder directly at your face.

ahaha!

 

[Guest]

so what is it? this is probably the sole reason i don't buy you're products. you start hype threads and talk about the shtty packaging...how about some info on the more likely than not shtty product to match!

To expand and to my knowledge, USPlabs is probably the only company that releases bulk versions of thier packaged retail products allowing the consumer a cheaper alternative...

folks always see the dark before the light...

 

[Wolfenstein]

true but I also want you to want it and feel good about buying it.

Oh Boy, Oh Boy! :sly:

 

[borobulker]

Picture this, door bell rings and the monkey throws powder directly at your face.

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[strategicmove]

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Who did that to you, Boro?

 

[Wolfenstein]

Who did that to you, Boro?

The guy laughing sound likes Butthead! hahaha

 

[Wolfenstein]

To expand and to my knowledge, USPlabs is probably the only company that releases bulk versions of thier packaged retail products allowing the consumer a cheaper alternative...

folks always see the dark before the light...

I think your right!
Long live BULK!!!

 

[MrBigPR]

Anything with a monkey and im sold.

 

[JudgementDay]

The monkey, the crayon, or the product?

haha all the above

 

[Bionic]

Bulk Prime? (!!!)

 

[JudgementDay]

Bulk Prime!, wow that would be awesome:hail:

 

[WhatsaRoid?]

Bulk Prime? (!!!)

That would be awesome

Bulk Prime!, wow that would be awesome:hail:

You beat me to it

To expand and to my knowledge, USPlabs is probably the only company that releases bulk versions of thier packaged retail products allowing the consumer a cheaper alternative...

folks always see the dark before the light...

You gotta point there, I wish more companies would do this.

 

[raginfcktard]

Why do you care to ask if you feel that way?

You must not follow us closely cause we released Sloppy Seconds, Bulk Pslin, Focus dirt, bulk cissus, superSaponins, 1-carboxy.....

**** what haven't I released...

i care to ask because you do in fact make great products and the bulk idea is the best! i love p-slin and enjoyed jacked cause i love preworkouts although it fell short from a thread just like this...i just couldn't pass up the deal you had on it. i do know of recent releases! nothing cutting edge imo, you're just reinventing the wheel...you just make it a little bigger and stronger!

i just don't fall into hype behind the release of these products. in this industry where most of these guys/gals have tried almost everything and seen almost everything the fluff is simply that! i know you're a salesmen too but save that crap for FLEX magazine. for every person that posts on here, they probably talk to 10 that don't. we are your best sales people so how about giving us some actual product info/knowledge. worst case scenario i could get some of my friends that might find it to be useful to try!

sry not trying to be a dik just a lil salty.

 

[Guest]

Bulk Prime? (!!!)

Not just yet but something is the works....

 

[Beau]

Is is something to combat the symptoms of nephritis?

Gary Coleman wants to know.

 

[flightposite]

Bulk Prime? (!!!)

thats what i was thinking too.

 

[Steveoph]

thats what i was thinking too.

That would bring the 9-12 cap dosage within reach for more customers :thumbsup:

Two products that haven't been deconstructed are AP and Recreate....

 

[hat eku]

any updatesa

 

[john123131]

you had me at monkey....now what is this jacob