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The Summer Sizzle Cycle Log SD/Epi/Slin

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HumpTheCook said:
UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES ALL THE F*CK AROUND.

WEIGHT 223 (+18) but down 4lbs this week

CYCLE UPDATE - i clearly miscalculated my dietary needs when i came off the slin and lost weight and strength this week. at first i was really mad, mad at epi, mad at the gym, mad at women with penises... but now i realize it was my fault, i cut out too many post slin shot calories and im sure now that i got it figured out, it should come back quick.

-my jooints hurt lie crazy, especially my wrists, typing may as well be doing dead lifts the way it pains me. im a b!tch.

WHORE UPDATES
STRIPPER UPDATES
FINALLY...

well she finally struck... and she struck hard!
last night im in bed with this ladyfriend of mine and all of a sudden she reaches under the covers and pulls something off her leg and then in one disgusted motion... she screams and throws what was in her hand onto my chest, my bare ****ing chest... what was it?? its a ****ing condom, a used dirty ****ing condom...
well i dont use condoms, ever! so i was very very confused about how it got here, use it was and how it came to be on my chest... now i have a cleaning lady who comes in every sunday so it had to have gotten there since last sunday, thats all i know... fast forward to earlier today...

somehow my condo has gradually gotten more and more fruit flies over the past week, like its disgusting and i couldnt for the life of me figure out where they were coming from. so today when my cleaning lady came in i asked her to empty out the cupboards and clean th ekitchen like crazy... she finds a **** ton of moldy ass fruit stuffed in pots and random cupboards in my kitchen and one has a note in with reading:

"i hope you enjoy everything i left for you, and by the way you didnt give me the clap, i gave you the clap, *******"

F*CK ME!!! do you guys get this??? how in the hell did she get in my place??? i live 47 floors above the avenue in a well guarded building and i changed all the locks... and she came in with another dude and f*cked another dude in MY BED!!! and left the condom, his dirty c*ck rubber was on my chest, my bare chest, my beautifully sculpted bare chest. i cant sleep in that bed. ive already thrown out almost 2 grand worth of bedding,.. i slept in bed wiht that condom for like a week! **** thats gross. i knew she would do something... f*ck my life... im gonna sleep on the couch... what if she did it there too? bitch.
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Goddamn you choose the best women ;)
 
wow- that sumes up my reaction to the whore update- wow
 
yo i have a question... u said u never where condoms.. ive been on that boat for the past 8 years.. your a bit older then me.. im just wondering how long we can get away with this until something really bad happens.. hell everyone i know lectures me daily on that ****.. girls .. guys .. random girls... etc.. u have any kids bro?

i just absolutely hate them.. the second a girl asks me if i have a condom my **** gets just a bit softer.. its a mental thing for me man.. i know how much better raw dogging feels.. ill litteraly do anything to avoid wearing one
 
bigzach1234 said:
yo i have a question... u said u never where condoms.. ive been on that boat for the past 8 years.. your a bit older then me.. im just wondering how long we can get away with this until something really bad happens.. hell everyone i know lectures me daily on that ****.. girls .. guys .. random girls... etc.. u have any kids bro?

i just absolutely hate them.. the second a girl asks me if i have a condom my **** gets just a bit softer.. its a mental thing for me man.. i know how much better raw dogging feels.. ill litteraly do anything to avoid wearing one
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Not kids you gotta worry about mate.. Its the focking mass amounts of STIs you gotta dodge..
 
Loll u guys remind me of me. Protection is for ph$$ies
 
gamer2be08 said:
Not kids you gotta worry about mate.. Its the focking mass amounts of STIs you gotta dodge..
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yea yea.. i know bro.. i just cant bring myself to wear one.. unless i for a fact know this bitch is dirty.. which is pretty much never.. **** ive bagged randoms in alot of different places where i know nothing about the girl and just hope for the best... its not the best method.. i know god will spite me one day.. and ill get super aids or some other random std that hasnt been discovered yet and eats my **** away
 
bigzach1234 said:
yea yea.. i know bro.. i just cant bring myself to wear one.. unless i for a fact know this bitch is dirty.. which is pretty much never.. **** ive bagged randoms in alot of different places where i know nothing about the girl and just hope for the best... its not the best method.. i know god will spite me one day.. and ill get super aids or some other random std that hasnt been discovered yet and eats my **** away
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Just stick with the young, fresh sluts... They havent been at it long enough to catch a "bug"... Most of the time lol..
 
Super aids vsu
 
i don't mean to be like Jasen but u never know how clean a bitch is...I banged this super slammin venezulen chick...f*cking oozed oil..sick red oil...ugh. I asked her WTF it was...she giggled "period". dirty motherf*cker. all I kept saying was don't f*ck up my seats
 
MrBigPR said:
i don't mean to be like Jasen but u never know how clean a bitch is...I banged this super slammin venezulen chick...f*cking oozed oil..sick red oil...ugh. I asked her WTF it was...she giggled "period". dirty motherf*cker. all I kept saying was don't f*ck up my seats
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What a ****in skank wlooooooow i would have her clean that shot of with her lips
 
I used to date this girl who hated givin head once i found out i did way anyone on dianabol would.......... made her give more head, besides she ate alot of rice birch needed more protein in her diet
 
Its a well proven fact asian girls like to eat cum
 
bigzach1234 said:
yo i have a question... u said u never where condoms.. ive been on that boat for the past 8 years.. your a bit older then me.. im just wondering how long we can get away with this until something really bad happens.. hell everyone i know lectures me daily on that ****.. girls .. guys .. random girls... etc.. u have any kids bro?

i just absolutely hate them.. the second a girl asks me if i have a condom my **** gets just a bit softer.. its a mental thing for me man.. i know how much better raw dogging feels.. ill litteraly do anything to avoid wearing one
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well son, the whole not wearing a condom thing definitely has its consequences, obviously. when i was in my prime i had a standing appointment at sti clinic, first monday of every month at 9am... ive induced three pregnancies that i am aware of for sure. there is another girl now that i only randomly hooked up with once that told me she was pregnant so i told her to take care of it and now refuse to answer her calls. i mentioned her in the log many pages ago... its that honestly if i have to wear a rubber id rather just get head.... or there is always the backdoor, infections? yup but no pregnancies.

anyways i am ridiculously lucky to have never caught anything that doesnt go away with a few pills and little rest... and i have no children that i am responsible for haha.
 
MrBigPR said:
i don't mean to be like Jasen but u never know how clean a bitch is...I banged this super slammin venezulen chick...f*cking oozed oil..sick red oil...ugh. I asked her WTF it was...she giggled "period". dirty motherf*cker. all I kept saying was don't f*ck up my seats
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you have to admit though, period sex is the best sex!!! but a little heads up is nice. ive never met a girl who doesnt atleast let you know ahead of time. thats dirty.
 
btw...

i started my clen today as well as MT2, i feel like ass right now lol. im extremely flushed and pretty decent headache. typically i will take the MT2 right before bed to combat some of the sides but i really wanted to make sure it was legit and feel the sides. bad choice. very very bad decision.
 
Dosent that blood get inside ur dik? That's nasty. And if a girl needs protection let her put a nuva ring her vaggggina its her **** not not mine.
 
This who're i banged used one greatest invention ever after sex i sleep and she needs to clean herself great stuff
 
I used to hold herdown so it got all over her legs and shot lmao then let her clean it fukin skanks
 
deadaim said:
El Vomito?

Did you do a 1mg dose... lol
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i sure did do a 1mg dose haha. FUUUUCk. i feel like balls. plus im all fidgity from the clen haha... im lying on the couch, cant get in my bed, still wierd... im in one of those moods where i wonder what the hell im doign to my body. this isnt normal. drinking clen. injecting tanning peptides. popping oral aas. injecting testosterone.
 
HumpTheCook said:
i sure did do a 1mg dose haha. FUUUUCk. i feel like balls. plus im all fidgity from the clen haha... im lying on the couch, cant get in my bed, still wierd... im in one of those moods where i wonder what the hell im doign to my body. this isnt normal. drinking clen. injecting tanning peptides. popping oral aas. injecting testosterone.
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if u dont like the twitchy feeling (i do), then dose a smaller dose before bed and u'll get used to it where u wont be so twitchy
 
haha so the MTII was legit nice... Im gunna get three vials , how many pinz did you get? and lol i cant believe you pinned 1mg for your first dose
 
nosnmiveins said:
if u dont like the twitchy feeling (i do), then dose a smaller dose before bed and u'll get used to it where u wont be so twitchy
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i dont mind the jitters, once i get used to it... it just doesnt mix real well with the MT2.

deadaim said:
haha so the MTII was legit nice... Im gunna get three vials , how many pinz did you get? and lol i cant believe you pinned 1mg for your first dose
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im still waiting on the massive boner! then i know for sure its legit, i havent had a real boner in like two weeks haha.

i have 200 slin pins kickin around here lol. i already had those, the MT2 package i bought came with some too, i didnt even look how many... yeah my train of thought was to know for sure that it was legit by injecting a solid dose right off the bat... im SO FLUSHED right now. hot and red. awesome.
 
Hump. make me a living will for your estate, its in your best interest. If you die ill live at your place and do all the **** you do, and inform the fine members of this board of my escapades.
 
nosnmiveins said:
if u dont like the twitchy feeling (i do), then dose a smaller dose before bed and u'll get used to it where u wont be so twitchy
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deadaim said:
Hump. make me a living will for your estate, its in your best interest. If you die ill live at your place and do all the **** you do, and inform the fine members of this board of my escapades.
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i think im going to hold a raffle for my belongings when i die... or like a Plinko board.
 
I get tibs on the three blonde. Whores we saw. Few pages ago and the sun glasses
 
Jasen said:
I used to hold herdown so it got all over her legs and shot lmao then let her clean it fukin skanks
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You know you can just hit enter a few times and type your next sentence instead of writing like 3 seperate ones every minute. Not hatin, just sayin.
 
u know... my buddy just told me the same thing about my txt msgs lmao i guess it's how i type
 
That sucks, I was quietly enjoying this log, Hump is one crazy mofo.
 
msn dude
 
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