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The Summer Sizzle Cycle Log SD/Epi/Slin

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HumpTheCook said:
there is a hillarious number of Jersey Shore references in my log... anyone else think Ronnie must have been taking clomid on cycle or something the way he'd go from fighting to crying over Sam in two seconds?? and dont try and tell me its all scripted, sh!t is legit!
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i noticed that too.. he was def coming off cycle.. he was huge in the begining and his nips were puffy as hell.. then hes crying like a baby about nothing.. his estro was probably off the charts... as the season goes on he gets signifcantly smaller
 
thinkin about UDCA for the second part of my cycle. what do u guys think about udca
 
edwitt said:
I'm more of an action guy but you gotta keep the ladies happy right Hump ? The sacrifices :(
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yeah the sacrifices lol... poor us.

bigzach1234 said:
i noticed that too.. he was def coming off cycle.. he was huge in the begining and his nips were puffy as hell.. then hes crying like a baby about nothing.. his estro was probably off the charts... as the season goes on he gets signifcantly smaller
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ronnie was a wierd ass dude. brolluck dude tho... it all starts an ends with the situation. that kid cracks me up.

ANYWAYS....

I went out last night for a bit but was super rushed and didnt have time to get an indian outfit together... had a good time down at the Jersey Shore... Here is a pic of me getting hit by my own fireworks haha... such an idiot... amazing how sh!t hits facebook before you even get home.
 

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I see your cowboy outfit is nothing but a hat, a belt, and 2 guns. Thats all you need.
 
Alflutop ?

Anyone? Hump?

I hear good things out of Europe im in early research mode wondering if any of the perverted yet great minds have any experience with this and or feedback ?
 
edwitt said:
Alflutop ?

Anyone? Hump?

I hear good things out of Europe im in early research mode wondering if any of the perverted yet great minds have any experience with this and or feedback ?
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+ Ed, Ive never tried Alflutop, but there is a Greek Orthopod at work that swears by it. I'll see if I can get some info on it for you. im also pretty sure theres a transdermal kind also.
 
perico13 said:
+ Ed, Ive never tried Alflutop, but there is a Greek Orthopod at work that swears by it. I'll see if I can get some info on it for you. im also pretty sure theres a transdermal kind also.
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Transdermal not as effective (shocker) besides pinning way more fun :)

Ive done a lot of research on it today, looking for some user experience

Along with being top pimping thread there are a lot of bros here with a lot of knowlege and experience

with Alflutop or Adequan maybe even a combo of both

very interesting stuff for anyone with joint/tendon issues

i could post my findings here but gonna take up a lot of space
 
Its something i have also been researching, like you id love to hear from a trusted user, a guinnea pig if you will... my joints have been my weekness since i started in this game so this is very intriguing to me.
 
HumpTheCook said:
Its something i have also been researching, like you id love to hear from a trusted user, a guinnea pig if you will... my joints have been my weekness since i started in this game so this is very intriguing to me.
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Ive thrown in EQ for Collagen Synthesis @ 300mg EW and Anavar @ 100mg ED already now looking at

Adequan and Alflutop

I got one bro that swears by a 21 day cycle of Alflutop
 
UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES ALL THE F*CK AROUND.

WEIGHT 223 (+18) but down 4lbs this week

CYCLE UPDATE - i clearly miscalculated my dietary needs when i came off the slin and lost weight and strength this week. at first i was really mad, mad at epi, mad at the gym, mad at women with penises... but now i realize it was my fault, i cut out too many post slin shot calories and im sure now that i got it figured out, it should come back quick.

-my jooints hurt lie crazy, especially my wrists, typing may as well be doing dead lifts the way it pains me. im a b!tch.

WHORE UPDATES
STRIPPER UPDATES
FINALLY...

well she finally struck... and she struck hard!
last night im in bed with this ladyfriend of mine and all of a sudden she reaches under the covers and pulls something off her leg and then in one disgusted motion... she screams and throws what was in her hand onto my chest, my bare ****ing chest... what was it?? its a ****ing condom, a used dirty ****ing condom...
well i dont use condoms, ever! so i was very very confused about how it got here, use it was and how it came to be on my chest... now i have a cleaning lady who comes in every sunday so it had to have gotten there since last sunday, thats all i know... fast forward to earlier today...

somehow my condo has gradually gotten more and more fruit flies over the past week, like its disgusting and i couldnt for the life of me figure out where they were coming from. so today when my cleaning lady came in i asked her to empty out the cupboards and clean th ekitchen like crazy... she finds a **** ton of moldy ass fruit stuffed in pots and random cupboards in my kitchen and one has a note in with reading:

"i hope you enjoy everything i left for you, and by the way you didnt give me the clap, i gave you the clap, *******"

F*CK ME!!! do you guys get this??? how in the hell did she get in my place??? i live 47 floors above the avenue in a well guarded building and i changed all the locks... and she came in with another dude and f*cked another dude in MY BED!!! and left the condom, his dirty c*ck rubber was on my chest, my bare chest, my beautifully sculpted bare chest. i cant sleep in that bed. ive already thrown out almost 2 grand worth of bedding,.. i slept in bed wiht that condom for like a week! **** thats gross. i knew she would do something... f*ck my life... im gonna sleep on the couch... what if she did it there too? bitch.
 
****ing hilarious. I'm sorry that **** happened but it's so funny it's almost worth it. I didn't really expect that dumb bitch stripper to come up with any plan, or devise a way to get into the apartment.
 
UnrealMachine said:
****ing hilarious. I'm sorry that **** happened but it's so funny it's almost worth it. I didn't really expect that dumb bitch stripper to come up with any plan, or devise a way to get into the apartment.
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bro i know its super funny. it sucks for me but im not oblivious to the humor here lol... it had been long enough that i was really beginning to think that maybe, just maybe she wasnt going to do anything... then this!.. all i can think of is she got in through one of the valet guys... who knows, maybe it was his d!ck... oh god, what if it is the valet kid and every day when i go get my car he is thinking "i ****ed his ex in his bed and this a$$hole doesnt even know"... i cant be that a$$hole lol.
 
F*ck it! i cant sleep anyway. im going for a drink with Joe Dirt. Every pimp needs a good wingman, and Joe Dirt is as good as it gets.
 

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LMAO the whole time I read what the stripper did. U need to booby trap ur condo lol. If she comes back have a surprise waiting for her. Dont ask me what but Im sure u can think of something sick and twisted.

If she wasnt a stripper I would say I would like to hang out with her bc to come up with that u have to be atleast a little cool but naw I will pass on even saying that.
 
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

she IS smart pro.......... u knwo u gotta get this bitch back!

she ****ed in ur bed while u were gone.... call the cops bro thats trespassing, it's highly illegal. and im sure she ****ed someone who works there to get insde ur house. scary thing is, she can probably come in whenever she please.... this may not be the end.

call her, ask her for forgivness take her to a nice place FOR ****S SHAKE BE A REAL FUKCIN MAN!...... then go to the bathroom and leave the restaurant with her and the bill BROSKI STYLE! payback part 2. also talk to the boss of ur complex, tell him/her if ti happens again there will be a lawsuit. and set up cameras in ru house i know u got the $$$$. u neevr knwo when and if she comes back.

all talk aside...... that **** is funny and HOT she ****ed some dude in ur bed lmao smart whore...
 
BRO u have to get her back!

YOU HAVE TOOO
 
Ya get her back or I unsub lmao naw I couldnt do that its to entertaining but u can have her get the last laugh. I mean if she is anything like u describe just no, u HAVE to get payback.
 
ultimate payback, get aids, give it to her
 
Oh wow I just read your post... that is ****ed up. She sounds like a hateful, vindictive bitch. lol... why don't you change the locks on your doors, then you'll know if someone working for your building is letting her ass in and get him ****ing FIRED. knowing some douche was letting her in my place and ****ing her there would make me even madder bro.... if thats the case you need to teach his ass a lesson.

if you want to get real nasty you can show that note to the cops and press charges against her, that should get her ass in gear real quick. i had to call the cops on my exgf a couple weeks ago and it caused her to shape up real quick
 
jk thats ****ed up
 
what happened between u and ur ex gf
 
she was breaking and destroying **** in my room and would not get out of my room, so i started pushing her out and she starting punching me in the face and scratching me, so when i finally got her to the door and had a good reason to push her, i'm not gonna lie i pushed her ****ing bitch ass almost as hard as i could and she flew back about 6 feet, i'm lucky she didnt hit her head or i'd be pretty ****ed. she started screaming about how she was going to call the cops and i was like fine, do it bitch. then she locked herself in her room and started laughing, saying she had my car keys. i tried to get in her room but she had the door locked and refused to give them back. so i called the cops and told them she was holding me hostage in my own goddamn place, that she was ****ing crazy and i needed my keys. they came over within 5 minutes and i got my keys back, obviously. i didnt press charges just because i just want the crazy bitch out of my life permanently and pressing charges would drag it out.

heh that story doesnt even scrape the surface of our ****ed up relationship. she is by far the most unstable, crazy, cold and heartless woman i have ever known. she is satan's spawn
 
hmmmmm was the sex good? usually cold hearted bicthes fck great!
 
honestly, not really. she is the most beautiful woman i've ever dated, by far. she's like movie star hot. so she was fun to **** obviously, but i dont know how to explain it dude, she just has this way of RUINING EVERYTHING. she is like medusa, who everything she looks at turns to stone. thats how she is... the sex wasn't even all that. i've had way better sex with much less hot girls than her.

the one thing i have learned is that looks are not everything... i will never "date" another girl based on looks alone again. bang maybe, but date, never again.
 
hmm ugly girls do crazy ****
 
yupp this crazy russian i was dating FOB out of russia, real crazy hot sex but she was same, she killed everything she laid her eyes on. when we broke up yuppp looks aren't everything thats why i have 2 gf :) after that.
 
one is like a nice outfit i wore to look important when i went out (pretty one 9/10) the other one just did some nice things with her mouth and fuked good too (the cute one 6/10)
 
Jasen said:
hmm ugly girls do crazy ****
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in no way am i saying i'd rather date an ugly girl... i think i'd rather just be single than do that.

honestly bro in my experience, i've found no rhyme or reason as of yet that dictates what makes a girl an animal in the sack....

i've found MOST are, but some aren't.... and thats it.
 
GnastyMcNasty said:
honestly, not really. she is the most beautiful woman i've ever dated, by far. she's like movie star hot. so she was fun to **** obviously, but i dont know how to explain it dude, she just has this way of RUINING EVERYTHING. she is like medusa, who everything she looks at turns to stone. thats how she is... the sex wasn't even all that. i've had way better sex with much less hot girls than her.

the one thing i have learned is that looks are not everything... i will never "date" another girl based on looks alone again. bang maybe, but date, never again.
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Jasen said:
yupp this crazy russian i was dating FOB out of russia, real crazy hot sex but she was same, she killed everything she laid her eyes on. when we broke up yuppp looks aren't everything thats why i have 2 gf :) after that.
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Damnnnnn Lmfao. Thats some sh!t right there haha. You deff have to get her back...and big. We should start a thread with everyone giving you ideas on what to do haha.
 
DINE AND DASH! DINE AND DASH!
 
many yrs later ppl will look at this log trying to get some info on this stack....... theyr response will be epic to reading this
 
I've been thinking how the f*ck she did this after she didn't know the president was black. maybe she's like a cyborg spy...I'm mind f*cked.
 
sorry man but thats f@cking hilarious

the valet part is just disturbing

Demand to see the security tapes... She has to have f@cked a building employee to have gotten in how about your doorman?

Bitch got in somehow
 
Dam fuxk her mom
 
Shank her loll with rusty ice pick
 
nosnmiveins said:
u should have jizzed all over her stuff before u sent it off to her sisters hahahahaha
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bet he regrets getting her that car from the salon now

and there was Hump trying to be all gentleman like

Oh and PR them rippers they may be stupid but they are devious bitches, goes with the profession
 
MrBigPR said:
I've been thinking how the f*ck she did this after she didn't know the president was black. maybe she's like a cyborg spy...I'm mind f*cked.
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bro i knew she would do something ridiculous but this was better than expected... and its a mystery how she can be so dumb but so clever.

edwitt said:
sorry man but thats f@cking hilarious

the valet part is just disturbing

Demand to see the security tapes... She has to have f@cked a building employee to have gotten in how about your doorman?

Bitch got in somehow
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im thinking she just told the valet she lost her keys and conned him into letting her in... i mean he has seen her there a million times... im getting the tapes checked tho, if someone who works in my building did this with bad intentions, they will pay.

nosnmiveins said:
u should have jizzed all over her stuff before u sent it off to her sisters hahahahaha
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i should have jizzed on her sister.

edwitt said:
bet he regrets getting her that car from the salon now

and there was Hump trying to be all gentleman like

Oh and PR them rippers they may be stupid but they are devious bitches, goes with the profession
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haha all gentlemen like, thats me! as long as you are in bed with rippers, they make life amazing, the second you get out of the bed and snap back to reality they cause your life to be a living hell... just cause their stepfather raped them they gotta mind rape me.
 
btw... Joe Dirt was no help whatsoever on the matter, he just kept rambling on about getting home to Boston. typical Boston-er, selfish bastard.
 
HumpTheCook said:
bro i knew she would do something ridiculous but this was better than expected... and its a mystery how she can be so dumb but so clever.

yea not so bad mate


im thinking she just told the valet she lost her keys and conned him into letting her in... i mean he has seen her there a million times... im getting the tapes checked tho, if someone who works in my building did this with bad intentions, they will pay.

Definitely

i should have jizzed on her sister.

Now that would have been pimping


haha all gentlemen like, thats me! as long as you are in bed with rippers, they make life amazing, the second you get out of the bed and snap back to reality they cause your life to be a living hell... just cause their stepfather raped them they gotta mind rape me.

100% ^^^^^
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All in all not a bad result
 
Lmao whip the dudes ass who let her in. UNLEASH THE HALOTESTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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