Taurus Nutrition, ITS PROMO TIME!!!!!!!!

In for the win. My wife is gonna kill me...



Now send me some Wyked!

If I don't win for the wife, you gotta give me something for my son digging for gold!!!!
 
taman6886 said:
OUCH, that HAD TO HURT! Damn near a face plant Mr. K!
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Yeah it hurt but she is a trooper. She got a big kick out of the video and laughs at it when she watches it. However if she knew I entered it in a funny contest she may just kick my azz! LOL
 
MrKleen73 said:
Yeah it hurt but she is a trooper. She got a big kick out of the video and laughs at it when she watches it. However if she knew I entered it in a funny contest she may just kick my azz! LOL
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that is reason enough for some wyked, lol.:yup:
 
Liftergym33 said:
lmao.. is this really you and your family????!
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Absolutely, that is me you hear scream Whoah! Not sure what the boy was digging for back there... It is on my youtube profile with all my posing practice videos.
 
some kid bought my car in february and now he's sellin it cuz he hit it lol he's askin for more than he bought it for
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Liftergym33 said:
:lol:.... man, my wife would ****ign kill me
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She just found out and was all OH UH UH!!!! You did not... I better get something out of this. I told her she did. She gets to be famous. "Where is my helmet!!!!!"
 
MrKleen73 said:
Good stuff here too!
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I know, I was seriously dying reading those...I love those and of course texts from last night, too. Cranktext is pretty funny stuff, as well:

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I can't find my favorite, right now, because there are a ton more, now. It's one where he says he's selling guns and ninja stars and stuff - absolutely priceless.
 
This will close Friday, when I come in here and say LAST POST..lol, I want the loggers chosen so i can get the products shipped.

So all Reps and our very finest Athlete please have your picks ready:)
 
ever seen a drunk squirrel?

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yeah, i still can't get the youtube videos to embed or whatever it is. i fail with computer stuff.
 
laserbluess said:
ever seen a drunk squirrel?

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yeah, i still can't get the youtube videos to embed or whatever it is. i fail with computer stuff.
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Got ya, buddy ;)

For future reference, it's: [ yt ] "everything after the = in the url" [/ yt ]

(no spaces between the stuff in the brackets and no quotes around your info from the url)

 
I'm in the US, Chicago to be specific. 35 years old and currently 200 pounds and cutting. I've been lifting for like 15-16 years and currently lift 4 times a week and do cardio the remaining 3 and try and get a fourth in there as well depending on my schedule. I'd love to compare this to my current pre-workout which is one scoop NO-xplode, one scoop DAA, and one scoop of Superpump250 (until my free source on the 250 runs out). I can easily log 4 times a week since I'm on here everyday and 4 times would match up with my lifting schedule.

Hopefully you'll find this funny as my sense of humor tends to be a bit more disturbed lol.

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Aleksandar37 said:
I'm in the US, Chicago to be specific. 35 years old and currently 200 pounds and cutting. I've been lifting for like 15-16 years and currently lift 4 times a week and do cardio the remaining 3 and try and get a fourth in there as well depending on my schedule. I'd love to compare this to my current pre-workout which is one scoop NO-xplode, one scoop DAA, and one scoop of Superpump250 (until my free source on the 250 runs out). I can easily log 4 times a week since I'm on here everyday and 4 times would match up with my lifting schedule.

Hopefully you'll find this funny as my sense of humor tends to be a bit more disturbed lol.

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LoL omg that is fcuking evil!!!!!
 
Aleksandar37 said:
I'm in the US, Chicago to be specific. 35 years old and currently 200 pounds and cutting. I've been lifting for like 15-16 years and currently lift 4 times a week and do cardio the remaining 3 and try and get a fourth in there as well depending on my schedule. I'd love to compare this to my current pre-workout which is one scoop NO-xplode, one scoop DAA, and one scoop of Superpump250 (until my free source on the 250 runs out). I can easily log 4 times a week since I'm on here everyday and 4 times would match up with my lifting schedule.

Hopefully you'll find this funny as my sense of humor tends to be a bit more disturbed lol.

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capnsavem said:
lol@ cranktexts!!! the ANGRIEST BITCH one is funny.


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They crack me up, man. I love reading them in downtime at work. I heard the guy on Bob & Tom one morning and then he just happened to mention that he was starting up that site, so I checked it out. Classic.
 
Aleksandar37 said:
I'm in the US, Chicago to be specific. 35 years old and currently 200 pounds and cutting. I've been lifting for like 15-16 years and currently lift 4 times a week and do cardio the remaining 3 and try and get a fourth in there as well depending on my schedule. I'd love to compare this to my current pre-workout which is one scoop NO-xplode, one scoop DAA, and one scoop of Superpump250 (until my free source on the 250 runs out). I can easily log 4 times a week since I'm on here everyday and 4 times would match up with my lifting schedule.

Hopefully you'll find this funny as my sense of humor tends to be a bit more disturbed lol.

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I pick you! My fiancee wants to go sky diving and I'm gonna try this on her!!!! PM liftergym33 with your addy and he will get you wyked.
 
-US - Yes

-AGE - 22

-UPDATES - Will provide at least 4 updates, at the most that I hit the gym is 5x week.

-WHY ANY REPS SHOULD PICK YOU - Because I have tried all kinds of Preworkout supps, from my experience I know which ones have been junk, and which ones have been great, so I can accurately describe and assess the how wyked this pre workout is.


 
Ok I just saw this on a girl's facebook status on my news feed

"According to cosmo guys with iphones have slept with more girls than blackberrys"

iphones next commercial "The iphone will make girls' panties drop" lol.
 
Tomahawk88 said:
Ok I just saw this on a girl's facebook status on my news feed

"According to cosmo guys with iphones have slept with more girls than blackberrys"

iphones next commercial "The iphone will make girls' panties drop" lol.
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I have a iPhone ... What's her name? LOL
 
Tomahawk88 said:
Ok I just saw this on a girl's facebook status on my news feed

"According to cosmo guys with iphones have slept with more girls than blackberrys"

iphones next commercial "The iphone will make girls' panties drop" lol.
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You need to be a d*ck and tell her that of course guys with iPhones have slept with more girls than they've slept with phones, and that it probably can be applied to guys without iPhones. Then ask her what kind of freaks she hangs out with that bang phones.

:)
 
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