Gaining muscles while losing fat. HGP tries the impossible, watch me fail!

chem.jr. said:
Agreed 100%
If you/family views this somehow pls reach out to me and i will express mail him a phone he can use for fks sake.

We are all pulling for ya brother. God bless and we all got love for ya big guy. Hang tough and push just as hard with recovery and you'll be back stronger than ever! New pump equals new gains!!!

Pls update when u can bud.


P.s.- i just sent him a mail so if someone is checking it hopefully I'll get a response. If so I'll keep y'all posted, per their requests of course.
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GREAT, I hope you hear back some Good News !!
 
I don’t anticipate we will hear anything from him until he is weaned off his morphine PCA pump.

Then he will remember us!
 
Ricky10 said:
I don’t anticipate we will hear anything from him until he is weaned off his morphine PCA pump.

Then he will remember us!
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I bet they are trying to tell him he needs to do some amount of cardio before he gets his electronics back. That’s probably why it’s taking so long.
 
ChocolateClen said:
I bet they are trying to tell him he needs to do some amount of cardio before he gets his electronics back. That’s probably why it’s taking so long.
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I don’t think they will be looking for him to put any stress on his heart quite yet :). I am not quite sure what post cardiac surgery protocols are in South America, but cardiac rehab will likely (should) be in his future..

Assuming any complications didn’t occur, they are likely just focusing on pain control, along with general infection and pneumonia prevention...

There must be a wi-fi/mobile device issue, or he is just too loopy from the pain meds..
 
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Ricky10 said:
I don’t think they will be looking for him to put any stress on his heart quite yet :). I am not quite sure what post cardiac surgery protocols are in South America, but cardiac rehab will likely (should) be in his future..

Assuming any complications didn’t occur, they are likely just focusing on pain control, along with general infection and pneumonia prevention...

There must be a wi-fi/mobile devise issue, or he is just too loopy from the pain meds..
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I agree, Moreso just to be a joke since he isn’t a huge fan of the cardio stuff. Just trying to lighten the mood a little
 
Oh my! Just saw this! Praying for you HGP!!
 
Ricky10 said:
I don’t think they will be looking for him to put any stress on his heart quite yet :). I am not quite sure what post cardiac surgery protocols are in South America, but cardiac rehab will likely (should) be in his future..

Assuming any complications didn’t occur, they are likely just focusing on pain control, along with general infection and pneumonia prevention...

There must be a wi-fi/mobile device issue, or he is just too loopy from the pain meds..
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Well here in America they want you to get out and start walking immediately. At least here in Houston where cutting edge medicine comes to grow... I was shocked the last two people that I know who had triple bypasses were being made to take short walks the day after surgery and were expected to be walking a couple miles pretty quickly.
 
So yesterday morning I was browsing a few threads and saw the green online indicator for HGP, instantly came to this thread though and it was gone. Maybe glitch, maybe....?
 
Like everyone else here, I keep checking a couple times a day hoping he is back and OK. This place wouldn't be the same without him.

But there is a part of me that thinks, regardless, we need to derail this thread in his absence. You know, as a tribute.
 
SkRaw85 said:
So yesterday morning I was browsing a few threads and saw the green online indicator for HGP, instantly came to this thread though and it was gone. Maybe glitch, maybe....?
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Maybe he's not feeling up to typing yet. Pretty significant operation after all.
 
Thank you all for crossing fingers. Survived surgery, out of intensive care, now rehabbing. Gonna post more in a few days. .I look like I was butchered by Freddy Kruger.
 
justhere4comm said:
Did someone say Derail? :) Whoopsie. I hate when I do that...

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What the hell did you google to find that? Braided hair styles??? Bruh. Are you a girl now?

Damn so now we got one thread about a guy pretending to be a girl to ask about roids and now justthere is a girl.

Nice ass tho
 
Dang HGP. haven't had much free time for a few months and I check in and you tried to die!
Hope and pray for a complete healing brother!
 
ChocolateClen said:
What the hell did you google to find that? Braided hair styles??? Bruh. Are you a girl now?

Damn so now we got one thread about a guy pretending to be a girl to ask about roids and now justthere is a girl.

Nice ass tho
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Google: Thick Sexy Woman in Yoga Pants.
Wait, a guy was pretending to be a girl to ask about roids?
I don't remember that thread. You think my butt looks fat in these yoga pants?

HGP! Glad you survived. Should we call you Frankengrandpa now?

Oh hey, one more thing:

A new supermarket opened near us.
It has an mister to keep the produce fresh. Just prior to misting, you hear distance thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the eggs, you hear the cluck of chickens and the aroma of bacon and eggs cooking.

We don’t buy our toilette paper there anymore… :)
 
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hairygrandpa said:
Thank you all for crossing fingers. Survived surgery, out of intensive care, now rehabbing. Gonna post more in a few days. .I look like I was butchered by Freddy Kruger.
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But you wear it well, good to see you are back, Take Care !!
 
hairygrandpa said:
Thank you all for crossing fingers. Survived surgery, out of intensive care, now rehabbing. Gonna post more in a few days. .I look like I was butchered by Freddy Kruger.
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Glad to hear you are back! I am sure the surgeons figured that while they were cutting you open they may as well make some cosmetic upgrades...sounds like they had some successful improvements.
 
Good to hear from you and know you made it through the surgery. I know you got the rest of this from here on out!
 
MrKleen73 said:
Good to hear from you and know you made it through the surgery. I know you got the rest of this from here on out!
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Haha, from here on out? I am actually a little surprised HGP didn't try doing this himself given all his DIY efforts.
 
He always talked about the medical system over there and how he didn't trust the doctors.... I'm glad he got a capable surgeon :)
 
I can hear him now as he goes under: "Large stitches! LARGE and space them apart... no... wait... reverse...th..a"

Surgeon: You heard the man. He wants large stitches.
Nurse: But doctor, that would make him look ... gro-
Surgeon Interupts: DON'T BE TELLING ME MY BUSINESS! I've been hunting sharks... I mean surgeoning for years!
Nurse:... yes.. 'doctor'.

Post Surgery:
Nurse: Doctor, did you count 12 forceps?
Doctor: Yes. I did.
Nurse: Well, we had 13 of them prior to surgery...
Doctor: ...
Nurse: Just kidding. Drink?
Doctor: No thanks, I've had enough already.

.. TBC.
Too soon?
 
Fk yeahhhhh!!! He's baaaack! Booya! I knew he'd be ok. Athletic ppl always heal well. I know ive always blown away the Dr's and im sure grandpa will too. Crush it brother!

P.s. i second "boobies"
 
First: sorry for not responding to all your best wishes and encouraging words, you all are awesome! Can't sit still for longer periods, so I give only quick updates.

Just got home. I convinced the doctors that I'm ready to take care of myself by doing a small dance demo (seriously). Well, it looked awkward but convinced them to stop draining my money by keeping me hospitalized.
Its now day 6 after my surgery.
Apparently, I was VERY lucky. Echo gram confirmed: 0% damage to my heart. The doctors said, they see this seldomly -and they believe it was due to be in "optimal" shape at the moment of infarction. We all here know, I'm not in optimal shape, some of you here are!
The moment I noted the pain wasn't acid reflux, I suspected it to be a heart attack, crushed a 600mg aspirin tablet and swallowed it with about 1.5gr of cayenne pepper in a shot glass of hot water. You can't imagine how that was like, it made all symptoms way worse -but, maybe this was what saved my life. I had read about it years ago as a first aid for a heart attack. The pepper was once 90.000 scofield and is very old, now barely as hot as regular pepper.

Gonna post some pics of my "battle scars". I definitely will need some thick tattoos later to cover that mess up.
Fluid retention and a caved in rib cage makes me look like a cockroach now.... I hate it -but just you wait! Blowing and sucking every hour on this rehab-blow/suck-toy to expand the chest. Not sure everyone knows what I'm talking about, will post pics soon.
Gonna drag myself upstairs into my bed now.
My financial situation got from bad to really bad. Luckily, my friends proofed to be just that: "friends" and helped a lot, one of them bought my wifes car for a fair price in cash. I almost never cry -but that had me in tears and weeping like a small child. The whole ordeal costed me until now about 100 million guaranies (20k USD) I guess this is very cheap, no idea what it would cost in US.

Stay tuned folks, thank you again for being awesome, I learned so much from this community and gonna stay a bit longer (now that I have a second chance in ruining my heart). Kept most of the docs prescription after checking internet -but threw some of it in the bin, like lipitor. Upped fish oil instead and take it with10mg/d cardarine. Started MK 677 and TB-500.
I know, I'm nuts.
You know it too.
 
Welcome back good sir! Never once doubted your capacity for survival. Plus, you didn’t think you were getting off that easy now did you? . Too rare to go.
I wish you a quick recovery and know you’ll be back to slaying the pig iron in no time and probably double in size you freak. No luck needed for HGP, savage mother F’er! Glad you’re back bro. Onward.
 
Life can be a bitch sometimes, just when you think things are tough and you have identifies the challenges it will throw you the most mental curve ball imaginable. Hats off to you for taking these challenges by the balls and letting life know your the boss who decides your fate.
 
Get some sleep, rehab will be fun !!
 
hairygrandpa said:
First: sorry for not responding to all your best wishes and encouraging words, you all are awesome! Can't sit still for longer periods, so I give only quick updates.

Just got home. I convinced the doctors that I'm ready to take care of myself by doing a small dance demo (seriously). Well, it looked awkward but convinced them to stop draining my money by keeping me hospitalized.
Its now day 6 after my surgery.
Apparently, I was VERY lucky. Echo gram confirmed: 0% damage to my heart. The doctors said, they see this seldomly -and they believe it was due to be in "optimal" shape at the moment of infarction. We all here know, I'm not in optimal shape, some of you here are!
The moment I noted the pain wasn't acid reflux, I suspected it to be a heart attack, crushed a 600mg aspirin tablet and swallowed it with about 1.5gr of cayenne pepper in a shot glass of hot water. You can't imagine how that was like, it made all symptoms way worse -but, maybe this was what saved my life. I had read about it years ago as a first aid for a heart attack. The pepper was once 90.000 scofield and is very old, now barely as hot as regular pepper.

Gonna post some pics of my "battle scars". I definitely will need some thick tattoos later to cover that mess up.
Fluid retention and a caved in rib cage makes me look like a cockroach now.... I hate it -but just you wait! Blowing and sucking every hour on this rehab-blow/suck-toy to expand the chest. Not sure everyone knows what I'm talking about, will post pics soon.
Gonna drag myself upstairs into my bed now.
My financial situation got from bad to really bad. Luckily, my friends proofed to be just that: "friends" and helped a lot, one of them bought my wifes car for a fair price in cash. I almost never cry -but that had me in tears and weeping like a small child. The whole ordeal costed me until now about 100 million guaranies (20k USD) I guess this is very cheap, no idea what it would cost in US.

Stay tuned folks, thank you again for being awesome, I learned so much from this community and gonna stay a bit longer (now that I have a second chance in ruining my heart). Kept most of the docs prescription after checking internet -but threw some of it in the bin, like lipitor. Upped fish oil instead and take it with10mg/d cardarine. Started MK 677 and TB-500.
I know, I'm nuts.
You know it too.
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Stations get a bad rap - but they are an effective tool. The problem is that people get on them and never do anything to change so they STAY on them.

I would reconsider using them for a while until things are in check.
 
Glad you are at home! Good that your friends helped you with the money situation too. I have no doubt you will come out of this strong!
 
My grandfather had a triple bypass done, 150k, with 1 week in the hospital. 20k for in house therapy as well. You got your **** done for an amazing price.

Glad you’re feeling better. Hopefully stuff looks up for ya.
 
No Health Care Insurance in Banana Land ???
 
Rocket3015 said:
No Health Care Insurance in Banana Land ???
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Yes, I did -but they wanted a deposit I didn't had. So I went to the poor people slaughterhouse were everything is free -but you come seldom out alive. While I was sitting there between peoples in corridors, trash, old bandages and cockroaches. I had a change of mind and went back to the private hospital, my wife got somehow the money for the deposit and everything worked out so far.
 
hairygrandpa said:
Yes, I did -but they wanted a deposit I didn't had. So I went to the poor people slaughterhouse were everything is free -but you come seldom out alive. While I was sitting there between peoples in corridors, trash, old bandages and cockroaches. I had a change of mind and went back to the private hospital, my wife got somehow the money for the deposit and everything worked out so far.
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That’s a smart move, glad you made it out.
 
ChocolateClen said:
My grandfather had a triple bypass done, 150k, with 1 week in the hospital. 20k for in house therapy as well. You got your **** done for an amazing price.

Glad you’re feeling better. Hopefully stuff looks up for ya.
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170k USD. Have to calculate for how much -and how often selling my hairy body to a pervert, like @SkRaw85 to pay that.
On the other hand, I may like it.
 
hairygrandpa said:
Yes, I did -but they wanted a deposit I didn't had. So I went to the poor people slaughterhouse were everything is free -but you come seldom out alive. While I was sitting there between peoples in corridors, trash, old bandages and cockroaches. I had a change of mind and went back to the private hospital, my wife got somehow the money for the deposit and everything worked out so far.
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Look on the bright side, she obviously loves you if she’s willing to do all that for you!
 
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