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Douchebags at the gym...

EatMoar said:
now youre defensive it wasnt a joke. TIME FOR AN INTERNET FIGHT *throws boxing gloves down* *Gets pokEball and released Charazard on your ass* Dulce that picture in my AVI was taken at 178 lbs im now 191 so it was taken awhile ago.
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**** man. I need to revive my Pokemon first.... Rain check?
 
EatMoar said:
I was a dbag the other day, whatever. I was squatting and no one in my LA FITNESS (LOL ) does legs, of course everyone wants DEM BICEPS BRACHHHIIIIII nawww mean? So I was pumping myself up for a heavy set and I said **** it and started yelling " NO ONE IN THIS GYM ****ING SQUATS" "CHICKEN LEGS" etc. Finished my set. Ripped my pants off. ****ed Mad Bishhhses naw mean?
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fame126 said:
you guys are lame with your Pokemon fights what are you 6yrs old. Your a grown ass man dude!!
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who gives a fawk? do you have a barbell so far up your ass you cant have a little fun? Go balance your checkbook and organize your pencil and pen collection.
 
I guess this really is the d bag thread... Everyone take a step back and reevaluate your posts.
 
Yesterday's gym d-bag. So there is about 5 of us in the gym (standard for my base). And this newer guy walks in, who I have never seen in a gym before. He does some yoga looking stretches (weird for a dude, but I get it...moving on). He then breaks out a lap top, runs an extension cord and places the laptop on the bench. I wasn't benching yesterday, so I wasn't too annoyed yet. He then proceeds to do his P90x routine, dancing around like he's on fire. So then come the push ups, which he does on his "perfect push-up" contraption, while ON HIS KNEES!!! I almost peed a little!!
 
Lmao, there's this guy showed up at the gym , brings his gym bag on wheels, loaded with his own plates, smaller then 5lbs, best part, he wears a belt while he trains , ha, what a d bag...
 
Magdalena said:
Lmao, there's this guy showed up at the gym , brings his gym bag on wheels, loaded with his own plates, smaller then 5lbs, best part, he wears a belt while he trains , ha, what a d bag...
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Could be for the germs, but then if imagine he'd bring a bb with him too. Strange
 
Wrivest said:
Yesterday's gym d-bag. So there is about 5 of us in the gym (standard for my base). And this newer guy walks in, who I have never seen in a gym before. He does some yoga looking stretches (weird for a dude, but I get it...moving on). He then breaks out a lap top, runs an extension cord and places the laptop on the bench. I wasn't benching yesterday, so I wasn't too annoyed yet. He then proceeds to do his P90x routine, dancing around like he's on fire. So then come the push ups, which he does on his "perfect push-up" contraption, while ON HIS KNEES!!! I almost peed a little!!
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I thought the point of p90x was to not go to a gym?
 
Maybe he likes the mirrors at the gym, to perfect his P90x routine , lol... So lame, hopefully it doesn't go on for 90 days, oh ya cause he'll b jacked by then, bahaha....
 
Maybe he likes the mirrors, to c him self, do the P90x crap, oh ya, only 89 more days n he'll b jacked, bahaha ha !!!
 
Alright I had been out of the fitness center for 2 weeks(went back Monday) but still have a few things to tell already. Also looks like we have a few new faces and bodies here so welcome.

First off I posted on Facebook about working out... douche move number 1. Was about switching back to my old gym. Douche move by fitness center is how difficult it is to get out of their snare. More than likely I will have to pay for November even though I am out of my contract and doing the month to month. Then when I get there a guy who is friends with me on Facebook gives me a hard time about saying I was going back to the gym. Pretty sure it was a light hearted jab but still annoying.

Then came the calls for me to do a powerlifting meet. Do all powerlifters nag acquaintances to do meets or is it just the guys I know? Haha Seriously it has gotten to the point where it is annoying. It is great they do meets but it is not something I plan on doing right now. Their favorite line seems to be "cant call yourself a powerlifter if you don't do a meet" but I don't call myself a powerlifter just a guy who can deadlift decent weight considering.

Ok back to me being a douche. It was Monday at peak hour and I was doing High Intensity Training. One set and then on to the next exercise. Oh and I just dragged the weights off the leg press which I consider a douche move. So when people leave all their plates on the leg press that makes them a mega douche. Also in my opinion leg press should be used as a strength builder not a strength demonstrator. Great way to go to failure and beyond.

Now in case I haven't pissed everyone off... I don't see the need to make as much noise and facial contortions as people do. Why waste energy that could be used on the lift. I guess my only exception would be on a platform.
 
My douche Bag of the day comes to they guy who asked me what I do for energy after a cycle. This guy was beast mode like two weeks ago he looked like a horse leg muscular and full of veins. He was lifting a good amount of weight for his size but over the last two weeks his physique has been getting gradually flatter, less full and less defined plus I have been noticing him eyeballing me as I lift. So today as I was in between sets he comes up and in a whisper asks if he could ask me a question. And he proceeds to tell me how he was taking some gear that his buddy brought him from Mexico and now that he is out he feels like **** doesnt have any energy and he said that I look like I am on something so he thought he would ask me for help. Keep in mind to this dude is mid 40s. I asked him what he was doing for PCT and he asked me what that was :bigeyes: (<- my face when he said that) I asked him what he took and he again said he didnt know and again :bigeyes: I told him to go to a doc for help not some dude in the gym.
 
McCrew530 said:
My douche Bag of the day comes to they guy who asked me what I do for energy after a cycle. This guy was beast mode like two weeks ago he looked like a horse leg muscular and full of veins. He was lifting a good amount of weight for his size but over the last two weeks his physique has been getting gradually flatter, less full and less defined plus I have been noticing him eyeballing me as I lift. So today as I was in between sets he comes up and in a whisper asks if he could ask me a question. And he proceeds to tell me how he was taking some gear that his buddy brought him from Mexico and now that he is out he feels like **** doesnt have any energy and he said that I look like I am on something so he thought he would ask me for help. Keep in mind to this dude is mid 40s. I asked him what he was doing for PCT and he asked me what that was :bigeyes: (<- my face when he said that) I asked him what he took and he again said he didnt know and again :bigeyes: I told him to go to a doc for help not some dude in the gym.
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should have told him to join am he needs education and possibly medication sucks for him im def glad im a member I've learned a lot!!
 
McCrew530 said:
My douche Bag of the day comes to they guy who asked me what I do for energy after a cycle. This guy was beast mode like two weeks ago he looked like a horse leg muscular and full of veins. He was lifting a good amount of weight for his size but over the last two weeks his physique has been getting gradually flatter, less full and less defined plus I have been noticing him eyeballing me as I lift. So today as I was in between sets he comes up and in a whisper asks if he could ask me a question. And he proceeds to tell me how he was taking some gear that his buddy brought him from Mexico and now that he is out he feels like **** doesnt have any energy and he said that I look like I am on something so he thought he would ask me for help. Keep in mind to this dude is mid 40s. I asked him what he was doing for PCT and he asked me what that was :bigeyes: (<- my face when he said that) I asked him what he took and he again said he didnt know and again :bigeyes: I told him to go to a doc for help not some dude in the gym.
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lolz poor guy! prolly hasnt seen his boys in months! lol

i would have done the same thing though-maybe would have told him about some tamoxifen and told him about an RC site-

either way hes retarded
 
MANotaur said:
lolz poor guy! prolly hasnt seen his boys in months! lol

i would have done the same thing though-maybe would have told him about some tamoxifen and told him about an RC site-

either way hes retarded
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I didnt want to play bro-doc ya know? Had he told me what he was using I could have at least made an educated guess at what would have helped him.
 
McCrew530 said:
I didnt want to play bro-doc ya know? Had he told me what he was using I could have at least made an educated guess at what would have helped him.
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yeah thats probably true. playing bro-doc isnt fun-especially your diagbrosis isnt right
 
Dude at my gym huge ripped physique like crazy. Haven't seen him in a month or two. He comes in and wow is he tiny I mean his 23 in arms were now 16 inches. I don't wanna ask him what happened because I don't wanna be a jackass. It always baffles me when I see this. But at the same time. He looked happy. This guy always looks pissed and was surprised to see him lifting with a smile on his face
 
Funny how this thread never dies. I used to think that there were a ton of dbags at the gym...then I went outside and saw all of the unhealthy people who didn't even consider the gym an option. I'd rather see a dude curl in the squat rack than see that same dude on a bus bench smoking a frajo, chugging some starbies and pounding a McFatpill. Just sayin'. Everyone starts somewhere.
 
Sept 17/2011 was the first day of my diet n training, I was 185, now I'm 125, n two first places in figure category, last year, yes everyone starts somewhere, but now I'm a d bag, cause anyone can reach their goal, no mercy !!
 
Magdalena said:
Sept 17/2011 was the first day of my diet n training, I was 185, now I'm 125, n two first places in figure category, last year, yes everyone starts somewhere, but now I'm a d bag, cause anyone can reach their goal, no mercy !!
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super cool story.
 
iparatroop said:
Funny how this thread never dies. I used to think that there were a ton of dbags at the gym...then I went outside and saw all of the unhealthy people who didn't even consider the gym an option. I'd rather see a dude curl in the squat rack than see that same dude on a bus bench smoking a frajo, chugging some starbies and pounding a McFatpill. Just sayin'. Everyone starts somewhere.
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Lol, frajos...

There's a new supplement shop opening here in a few cities in Texas. They've been advertising their "new liquid pro hormone" that'll put "15-25lbs of lean mass in 30 days" all over Facebook. All the dudes who leave comments look like or are those types that only do upper body workouts. All of them are saying "this is what I need! How much!" The store's fb post makes it sound real cut n dry, but doesn't bother mentioning a legit pct ("All you need is our pct and you're good!!"), proper diet ("stack these ph with our protein, creatine and other products for lean mass gains!!") or training (I'm sure none if the guys commenting on the post squat or deadlift at all). I have the feeling I'm gonna be seeing super douches here in the next few months, followed by a buncha cases of dudes playing w hormones gone wrong, lol. I'm not hating on anabolic users, just the ones who jump on it before even really diving into the deep end of training (I've been training hard and dieting for two years and my gains stopped! Time to juice!! Lol!)... Btw, none of that stuff in parentheses was actually written, it's just my commentary...
 
iparatroop said:
Funny how this thread never dies. I used to think that there were a ton of dbags at the gym...then I went outside and saw all of the unhealthy people who didn't even consider the gym an option. I'd rather see a dude curl in the squat rack than see that same dude on a bus bench smoking a frajo, chugging some starbies and pounding a McFatpill. Just sayin'. Everyone starts somewhere.
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I dunno man...I really fawking hate squat rack curlers.
 
Hey now, lol, that was a weak moment , I never had to defend my femininity before! Ha ha ha.. It got to me for about 5 minutes, lol lol..
 
Awwwww... A guy just came up to me from across the room and asked if I needed to use the squat rack. I smiled and said, "aww, it's ok take your time." He replied, "Well, it's because I know you know how to squat and you're not going to curl on the squat rack!" Awwww.... There are nice people at the gym. :D
 
What if in a parallel universe, we're the douches for working legs, not curling in the squat rack, re-racking our weights and not training arms and chest everyday??
 
puccah8808 said:
Awwwww... A guy just came up to me from across the room and asked if I needed to use the squat rack. I smiled and said, "aww, it's ok take your time." He replied, "Well, it's because I know you know how to squat and you're not going to curl on the squat rack!" Awwww.... There are nice people at the gym. :D
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awwww....some gym goers are just more smooth about trying to get laid.
 
JJW265 said:
What if in a parallel universe, we're the douches for working legs, not curling in the squat rack, re-racking our weights and not training arms and chest everyday??
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i refuse the thought of this, and re-insert the thought of my awesomeness.
 
Magdalena said:
Puccah dear, there's always a motive, ha, he just wanted to check out ur ass while u squat,guy is a d bag! :)
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now now....you ladies work hard (well, some of you) to sculpt a nice round hind quarters, and for what? Oh, I know....to look good! We are not d-bags for wanting to look....it's just a tad creepy the way some dudes go about it ;)
 
I have a gym shirt , on the glutes, it reads"go ahead stare all u want", ha, just as long as they don't interrupt my training, lol lol....
 
Yeah...those are the creepy dudes I was referring to. I just look and hope to not encounter the ever awkward "gym shorts boner"....I hate when that happens
 
I work in a nursing home, n train, that's my life, no time for d bags in my life, it was only pics, get over it, Wrivest , lol....
 
" surprised I have a shirt that covers my glutes", lol, no hard feeling, just bring on some good d bags stories , lol:)
 
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