Secret Recipe For getting HUGE

Ricky5145

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1: huge food bill
1: over priced Gym membership
7:dirty dinner plates
4: stinky protien shakers
5: over used gym shirts
1: gym bag filled with junk
2: straps for rows
1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
1: pack of multi's
1000: tubs of protien
1: pair of smelly shoes
1:full dishwasher
1: worried mother
20: haters at the gym
1: overplayed CD
1:shelf filled with supps
3: friends at vitamin shoppe
2: skinned shins from deads
1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
1: old blender
12: cartons of eggs
1:tape measurer
1:scale
1: gallon of water
1/2: of a cow in your fridge
1: account on AM.com

mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****
 
Ricky5145 said:
1: huge food bill
1: over priced Gym membership
7:dirty dinner plates
4: stinky protien shakers
5: over used gym shirts
1: gym bag filled with junk
2: straps for rows
1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
1: pack of multi's
1000: tubs of protien
1: pair of smelly shoes
1:full dishwasher
1: worried mother
20: haters at the gym
1: overplayed CD
1:shelf filled with supps
3: friends at vitamin shoppe
2: skinned shins from deads
1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
1: old blender
12: cartons of eggs
1:tape measurer
1:scale
1: gallon of water
1/2: of a cow in your fridge
1: account on AM.com

mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****
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Hell yes!!
 
Ha i would love to just keep making the list longer and longer that would be fun. This kinda reminds me of an "Animal" page.
 
Ricky5145 said:
1: huge food bill
1: over priced Gym membership
7:dirty dinner plates
4: stinky protien shakers
5: over used gym shirts
1: gym bag filled with junk
2: straps for rows
1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
1: pack of multi's
1000: tubs of protien
1: pair of smelly shoes
1:full dishwasher
1: worried mother
20: haters at the gym
1: overplayed CD
1:shelf filled with supps
3: friends at vitamin shoppe
2: skinned shins from deads
1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
1: old blender
12: cartons of eggs
1:tape measurer
1:scale
1: gallon of water
1/2: of a cow in your fridge
1: account on AM.com

mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****
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endless visits to the latrine :damnit1:
 
Only ONE shelf filled with supps? Amateur..................LOL I have 2 shelves, a kitchen cabinet and a box of "other" stuff in the closet.
 
Well said! I'm 31 and my mother still worries! If my kitchen cabinet is opened, it looks very similar to a one-stop supplement shop.

If a chick wants a skinny anorexic-looking b/f instead of a powerful and muscular guy, I'd say she has some problems.
 
Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!
 
h2bek97 said:
Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!
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Word! Haha! I saw a movie the other day with "Jacob" from Twilight in it and he had lost everything he put on for Twilight. There was nothing impressive about his phsyique at all. Man up and pump some iron year round!
 
madds87 said:
infinite: Question from chicks "Why do you want to get tha big? Its so grose!"
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I really hate this one

h2bek97 said:
Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!
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Dude got pretty huge

Ironhyde said:
Word! Haha! I saw a movie the other day with "Jacob" from Twilight in it and he had lost everything he put on for Twilight. There was nothing impressive about his phsyique at all. Man up and pump some iron year round!
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Haha, I did geta lil pist off like how the hell did he do that?
 
i still live my parents, i know i know

i dunno if this applies to anyone else but my mother just texted me flipping out
3 or 4 empty jars of natty pb laying around or in the fridge
 
Young Gotti said:
i still live my parents, i know i know

i dunno if this applies to anyone else but my mother just texted me flipping out
3 or 4 empty jars of natty pb laying around or in the fridge
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i dont live at home anymore, but when i did my mom and dad HATED how much i ate
 
lol great thread. when read like that it seems like a misery that we put ourselves through haha. but i couldn't live without it. **** the haters :D
 
yea i was just thinking that the other day, i was like damn why am i doing all of this.....then i walked by a mirror and was like oh thats why. then i turned green ripped my clothes off and went out terrorising the neighborhood.....
 
Ironhyde said:
Well said! I'm 31 and my mother still worries! If my kitchen cabinet is opened, it looks very similar to a one-stop supplement shop.

If a chick wants a skinny anorexic-looking b/f instead of a powerful and muscular guy, I'd say she has some problems.
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i was figuring my girlfriend would be the same way.. i showed her matt kroc and said i wanna look like that.. and she said baby you better thats ****ing sexy.. haha and shes not a BB type girl either, shes a dance so i was stoked haha needless to say thats why shes my gf!
 
I am actually in the process of making some. my roomate makes legt shirts for paintball teams and hes helping me out. im deciding on how im going to do it. im thinking of having FREAK really big and then OF NATURE smaller right under it and then having this recipe on the back. i dunno yet
 
im going to do t's, shorts, hats, and and prob lifting shirts. starting with the t's this week though. ordering the shirts and vynl tonight. ill let you know. ill post pictures of them on here when im done and you can help spread the word so i can get these shirts out. im trying to start a freak of nature line and i have some friends with some online buisnesses so shortly ill have a web page up aswell.
 
Nice man, good luck with everything.

I would help you sell em too but our online business is all auto parts, I might be able to get some local guys into it, as well as (if you do girls clothing) my girlfriend..
 
thanks man, im doing girl ones too, my gf is also interested so im making them some. and thanks man i need all the help i can get. ill get some out to you, you sport them around and get them out there! what size are you?
 
large is my size, if I have a choice on colors I prefer gray, black, or red :)
hit me up on pm if you need more info

No problem helping you out man, thanks for helping me
 
hell yeah man, some are gonna be grey with red lettering, grey with black lettering, grey with yellow lettering, black with red lettering, black with white lettering, white with red lettering, white with green lettering, and green with white lettering. i just talked to the guy whos gonna help me make them, were gonna make a bunch next week.
 
im debating the log so help me out

FREAK of Nature (which i had originally planned)

or

FREAK of Iron?????

again, its going to have FREAK in hug freaky letters with of nature (iron) under it with the resipe on the back
 
thats what i was thinking, freak of nature it will be. ill post pics probably next week and illl try to get a draft pic this weekend
 
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