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D2footballjrc said:
Its a felony to have a loaded gun while intoxicated. Just for future reference.
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Do you think I care about felonies Bruce? I'm a straight up G, I am outside of the law!!!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Do you think I care about felonies Bruce? I'm a straight up G, I am outside of the law!!!
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He truly is Bruce! I think of him more as an OG though.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Do you think I care about felonies Bruce? I'm a straight up G, I am outside of the law!!!
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You should care, you would lose those guns. You couldn't vote, and might even lose your job. Not to mention you could hurt someone. I know I'm coming down hard but crap like this is why they want to have so much gun control. Use your head, drinking and guns is never a good combo.
 
Snap! Jshizzle is about to get gangsta on you Bruce!
 
D2footballjrc said:
You should care, you would lose those guns. You couldn't vote, and might even lose your job. Not to mention you could hurt someone. I know I'm coming down hard but crap like this is why they want to have so much gun control. Use your head, drinking and guns is never a good combo.
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Go eat a snickers Debby downer.
 
D2footballjrc said:
You should care, you would lose those guns. You couldn't vote, and might even lose your job. Not to mention you could hurt someone. I know I'm coming down hard but crap like this is why they want to have so much gun control. Use your head, drinking and guns is never a good combo.
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Worked for William Munny........


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Wow, Bruce has authority.

He resembled Tony for a moment!
 
MidwestBeast said:
lol I like it.

I just thought of Nick Jr. And then that made me think of "Face." I think that's what they called it. Remember that thing? Just the smiley face that took up the whole screen lol.
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puff puff give.
 
Celorza said:
No James, I think I am reaching a higher point in human evolution where I have become an Asexual being without the need of seeking a sexual couple. I will actively make an effort daily to perfect myself physically and to polish my mental skills too so one day I can actually make a change in my life.

But now that you mention it...is this question, perhaps...because you fart in the squat rack and would like me to pursue and challenge you? Just wondering.
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That's pretty amazing accomplishment. What do you do with all your offspring? Do you eat them?

lukehayd said:
Well in that case...........
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Uhg, AGT has their share of bad ones but Britain's are horrendous.

BPjohn123 said:
Morning fellas
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Morning Bobby!

FL3X MAGNUM said:
I got drunk last night and taught my friends everything about my handgun. I even taught them how to eject a bullet out of the slide after you have ****ed it lol.
They seemed nervous.
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If the extent of "everything about my handgun" and the "even" ejecting a bullet is your depth of handgun knowledge, then you sir, don't know crap about guns.

D2footballjrc said:
Its a felony to have a loaded gun while intoxicated. Just for future reference.
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Only in public, doesn't apply in your own home. BOOM!
 
kingjameskjf said:
That's pretty amazing accomplishment. What do you do with all your offspring? Do you eat them?
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Feeling like a hamster now...Anyhow, no offspring, the world has enough trouble with one of me alive in this planet to go adding more of my species just for the heck of it. Being Asexual and thus self-focused in my perpetual endeavor of reaching a physical and mental nirvana allows me to look beyond the need of a couple, or a legacy.
 
Celorza said:
Feeling like a hamster now...Anyhow, no offspring, the world has enough trouble with one of me alive in this planet to go adding more of my species just for the heck of it. Being Asexual and thus self-focused in my perpetual endeavor of reaching a physical and mental nirvana allows me to look beyond the need of a couple, or a legacy.
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So basically what you're saying is here that you have asexual capabilities but since you refuse to mate, you're completely non-sexual? Gotchya... weirdo.


Edit: Hamsters are not asexual. There are male and female hamsters, and they do mate.
 
T-AD said:
So basically what you're saying is here that you have asexual capabilities but since you refuse to mate, you're completely non-sexual? Gotchya... weirdo.


Edit: Hamsters are not asexual. There are male and female hamsters, and they do mate.
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Said it because sometimes Mamma hamster will eat baby hamsters Tim.
 
Celorza said:
Congrats on 600k again Cybear

It was just a saying since I was asked about my non-existent offspring , thus I said that said comment made me feel like a Hamster! Not that I have actually done it!
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:) Just saying, I can tell you're thinking about eating kids now. You're better off sticking with chicken and rice I promise.
 
Randoja said:
:) Just saying, I can tell you're thinking about eating kids now. You're better off sticking with chicken and rice I promise.
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What about eating Baby Chickens? Am I allowed to om nom nom them?
 
Randoja said:
It's the only option if you like it tender bro, eat em all!
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Is it weird I thought pedo-bear when I read "if you like it tender bro..." and thought of...well...Pedo-bear style jokes?
 
Celorza said:
Is it weird I thought pedo-bear when I read "if you like it tender bro..." and thought of...well...Pedo-bear style jokes?
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That's funny, that's actually what my mom called me when I was a kid. How did you know my childhood nickname was Pedo-Bear you wizard?
 
I've got a killer headache.

It sucks.

I never get headaches, so this is unpleasant.

Woof.
 
kingjameskjf said:
Only in public, doesn't apply in your own home. BOOM!
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Not only in public.. Say Justin is drunk waving his little autoloader around and gets in a fight with girlfriend when she throws his supplements at a wall. He fires a round into the ceiling and she calls the cops... the only thing getting BOOM roasted there is fl3x's ass in jail.

We all joke around, but drinking and guns is a horrible horrible asinine idea. It's okay to be irresponsible and drink but don't add firearms to it. I've thought we were all more mature and smarter than that combo. Just the thought of it scares me. If you dance with the devil you are going to get burned.
 
D2footballjrc said:
Not only in public.. Say Justin is drunk waving his little autoloader around and gets in a fight with girlfriend when she throws his supplements at a wall. He fires a round into the ceiling and she calls the cops... the only thing getting BOOM roasted there is fl3x's ass in jail.

We all joke around, but drinking and guns is a horrible horrible asinine idea. It's okay to be irresponsible and drink but don't add firearms to it. I've thought we were all more mature and smarter than that combo. Just the thought of it scares me. If you dance with the devil you are going to get burned.
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We all know.
Now stop calling people irresponsible and immature before someone gets tired of you coming off as a mom and condescending someone else's lifestyle coach obvious!
 
bdcc said:
I think it is fair to say that it is still a retarded idea lol.
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True, I wouldn't argue that, just pointing out that Bruce's emotions clouded his legal representation.

Celorza said:
What about eating Baby Chickens? Am I allowed to om nom nom them?
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Try balut. Invalid Link Removed Number 1 on the list.

D2footballjrc said:
Not only in public.. Say Justin is drunk waving his little autoloader around and gets in a fight with girlfriend when she throws his supplements at a wall. He fires a round into the ceiling and she calls the cops... the only thing getting BOOM roasted there is fl3x's ass in jail.

We all joke around, but drinking and guns is a horrible horrible asinine idea. It's okay to be irresponsible and drink but don't add firearms to it. I've thought we were all more mature and smarter than that combo. Just the thought of it scares me. If you dance with the devil you are going to get burned.
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Errrr, wrong. That is called additional charges, such as unauthorized firing of a firearm in city limits and if it's done during an argument with GF, then it adds domestic violence as a confounding factor, not to mention the charge of felony menacing and reckless endangerment. However, the act of having a gun while in your own home and intoxicating, is in itself, not illegal. Of course it's a terrible idea but I'm simply pointing out the law, not speculation or lack of wisdom, or bias.

PrepNwa23 said:
Laying down the law Brucey style.
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Except he was wrong so what was actually laid down? I mean, we still all love him and all but I had to separate fact and fiction. Thus the ensuing roast! :D
 
kingjameskjf said:
Errrr, wrong. That is called additional charges, such as unauthorized firing of a firearm in city limits and if it's done during an argument with GF, then it adds domestic violence as a confounding factor, not to mention the charge of felony menacing and reckless endangerment. However, the act of having a gun while in your own home and intoxicating, is in itself, not illegal. Of course it's a terrible idea but I'm simply pointing out the law, not speculation or lack of wisdom, or bias.
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No, just because I hate you I actually asked our lawyer here at work. (Long story, short story version.. SOC Audits suck balls.) If you are drunk and are personally waving around a firearm at a party and etc... in a home/abode and a Cop breaks in/comes into the premise you will also add a felony of intoxicated with a firearms to your list of things.. Now if you hide the gun they can't prove that. It's going to come down to what the cops see. Granted if you are in that situation he told me no matter how you look at it, you are F***** and prepare to spend some time in a new home. Regardless it comes down to what can be proven. Just because you are in your home it does not allow you to get drunk and wave a gun around. So chances are you just cost my company like $40.

Missouri Law which is based off federal suggestions (emailed from company lawyer.) = It is a misdemeanor to possess an unloaded firearm when intoxicated; it is a felony to possess a loaded firearm while intoxicated. It is unlawful for a person convicted of or confined for a dangerous felony or an attempt to commit a dangerous felony to possess a concealable firearm for five years after such conviction or confinement. It is unlawful for a fugitive from justice, a habitually intoxicated or drugged person, or a person currently adjudged mentally incompetent to possess a concealable firearm.

Does not matter where you are, just if it can be proven I've been told.

Granted now he most likely thinks I get drunk and wave my gun around like a boss... so thanks for that.

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I don't even care who is right.
I will continue to show my gun off at my home after a couple beers every time someone asks. Suck it.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Tell that to the zombies
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Point.

Randoja said:
Don't eat your kids bro.
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Celorza said:
Congrats on 600k again Cybear

It was just a saying since I was asked about my non-existent offspring , thus I said that said comment made me feel like a Hamster! Not that I have actually done it!
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You're far to skinny to have eaten any children.

Celorza said:
Is it weird I thought pedo-bear when I read "if you like it tender bro..." and thought of...well...Pedo-bear style jokes?
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D2footballjrc said:
Not only in public.. Say Justin is drunk waving his little autoloader around and gets in a fight with girlfriend when she throws his supplements at a wall. He fires a round into the ceiling and she calls the cops... the only thing getting BOOM roasted there is fl3x's ass in jail.

We all joke around, but drinking and guns is a horrible horrible asinine idea. It's okay to be irresponsible and drink but don't add firearms to it. I've thought we were all more mature and smarter than that combo. Just the thought of it scares me. If you dance with the devil you are going to get burned.
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Paragraph 1: Good point. We know that's VERY possible.
Paragraph 2: It worked for Doc Holliday, just sayin.
 
Consulting a lawyer to hear him say "that's not a good idea" is like consulting a calculator to prove to someone that 1+1=2 even though you already assume they knew the answer in the first place.

Bruce. I'm a badass. I do badass things all the time. Girls love me because I'm unpredictable. Being in my presence is dangerous. Especially when I'm drinking. But my friends and I already know this. And that's why we hang out! I don't want to ever be boring like you. <3
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Consulting a lawyer to hear him say "that's not a good idea" is like consulting a calculator to prove to someone that 1+1=2 even though you already assume they knew the answer in the first place.

Bruce. I'm a badass. I do badass things all the time. Girls love me because I'm unpredictable. Being in my presence is dangerous. Especially when I'm drinking. But my friends and I already know this. And that's why we hang out! I don't want to ever be boring like you. <3
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I don't have anything nice to say.
 
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