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PrepNwa23 said:
My eyes are still scarred for life.
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On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst. How bad is the picture of me in leopard skin tights compared to Tony's genitals?
 
Did Luke just do sarcasm? I find it hard to understand when less intelligent people are sarcastic. :p
 
bdcc said:
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst. How bad is the picture of me in leopard skin tights compared to Tony's genitals?
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Both of those are pictures for wet dreams when going to bed dosing Picamillon and Phenibut plus caffeine free focus xt.
lukehayd said:
I got it handed by T3 and now I am acting tough blah blah
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bdcc said:
Did Luke just do sarcasm? I find it hard to understand when less intelligent people are sarcastic. :p
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Now you know what I have to deal with.
 
OH Btw...quick update on the fart girl...today she was at the gym in the AM and I actually attempted to be nice and talk to her...we talked, it was fine...but I made the mistake of mentioning the fart towards the end and it became awkward and she walked away...after that as she was walking away I said..."so there's no chance of me asking you out anyway?" and she said..."I have a boyfriend!" and I said..."Does he know what happened in the squat rack last week!?" and she gave moi the finger :D!

I'm good with the ladies huh? You won Justin!...f*ck...
 
lukehayd said:
This coming from the land of dry humor... I mean humour.
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Hey nice job, appreciate you adding the "u" for Ben and I
 
The Queen's English is the only correct way to talk. It is science.
 
taman6886 said:
Yeah, lets not ask the guy with the degree, license and 20 year career in the mental health and addictions profession.
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Ok. So....I guess I won't be asking you then?? Lol.
<3
 
Celorza said:
OH Btw...quick update on the fart girl...today she was at the gym in the AM and I actually attempted to be nice and talk to her...we talked, it was fine...but I made the mistake of mentioning the fart towards the end and it became awkward and she walked away...after that as she was walking away I said..."so there's no chance of me asking you out anyway?" and she said..."I have a boyfriend!" and I said..."Does he know what happened in the squat rack last week!?" and she gave moi the finger :D!

I'm good with the ladies huh? You won Justin!...f*ck...
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Yep! You're a regular Casanova!!
 
Someone should have saved the picture of Tony's right testicle and posted it on his Facebook page lol.
 
lukehayd said:
Yep! You're a regular Casanova!!
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...Tony should counsel me honestly...ever since I saw Ben's pics on Facebook my game with women got f*cked up...I can only think of his 175 figure that can bench 420.
 
Most people just get lost in my sultry gaze.
 
bdcc said:
Most people just get lost in my sultry gaze.
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Just for the record the picture of you in leopard pants was about 10 times tamer than my fired therapists junk being bruised pics!
 
D2footballjrc said:
Just for the record the picture of you in leopard pants was about 10 times tamer than my fired therapists junk being bruised pics!
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Agreed
 
bdcc said:
Someone should have saved the picture of Tony's right testicle and posted it on his Facebook page lol.
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That was a testicle? I could've sworn it was an inflamed clitoris . . . maybe got some herpes

Celorza said:
...Tony should counsel me honestly...ever since I saw Ben's pics on Facebook my game with men got f*cked up...I can only think of Ben, all other men are dead to me.
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PrepNwa23 said:
Too tough to call.
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D2footballjrc said:
Just for the record the picture of you in leopard pants was about 10 times tamer than my fired therapists junk being bruised pics!
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way too ghey . . . the fact that you rated it was just a disgrace, a simple statement that Ben's junk pic is soft-core while Tony's was XXX would've sufficed.
 
D2footballjrc said:
Just for the record the picture of you in leopard pants was about 10 times tamer than my fired therapists junk being bruised pics!
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Both were extremely disturbing. It was like a train wreck full of dead bodies from retarded inbred midgets....you don't want to look, but you can't help it because you just don't see that shyt every day!
 
p5sky said:
That was a testicle? I could've sworn it was an inflamed clitoris . . . maybe got some herpes





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way too ghey . . . the fact that you rated it was just a disgrace, a simple statement that Ben's junk pic is soft-core while Tony's was XXX would've sufficed.
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Ben, wise choice of having your face cropped out of this pic ;)

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Extra! Extra! Allanis Morriset tells Piers Morgan Canadians are feisty!
 
lukehayd said:
Wow, takes a genius to firgure out that a guy that constantly posts on bodybuilding/ weight training forums and constantly lifts is narcissistic! Lol!!
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I'm not a narcissistic person. I'm just better than a majority of people.
 
p5sky said:
kinda what I tell my students . . . I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you
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Lol a Dr. in K&D (Kinematics and Dynamics) class said this to us last semester...He failed to solve a problem the very next day, a classmate and I solved it at the same time he attempted it on the board...Humiliation for him was vast, my A was glorious, and my classmate got failed (most likely on purpose) because he made of the Doc all the semester for it...

By the way, how's school going Paul?
 
bdcc said:
Did Luke just do sarcasm? I find it hard to understand when less intelligent people are sarcastic. :p
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I just wanted to point out that this was pretty funny.

Celorza said:
OH Btw...quick update on the fart girl...today she was at the gym in the AM and I actually attempted to be nice and talk to her...we talked, it was fine...but I made the mistake of mentioning the fart towards the end and it became awkward and she walked away...after that as she was walking away I said..."so there's no chance of me asking you out anyway?" and she said..."I have a boyfriend!" and I said..."Does he know what happened in the squat rack last week!?" and she gave moi the finger :D!
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This was funny too but I think it's one of those misc stories that never really happened IRL or greatly enhanced. We will need proof to verify said story. You must secretly videotape your next encounter.
 
kingjameskjf said:
I just wanted to point out that this was pretty funny.



This was funny too but I think it's one of those misc stories that never really happened IRL or greatly enhanced. We will need proof to verify said story. You must secretly videotape your next encounter.
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lol James, trust me hahaha I doubt she'll ever talk to me...and I actually suck at women lately, I have either grown very focused on myself and my goals and thus forgotten to socialize with women...or I just simply stopped caring about women altogether and decided to become a Forever Alone that dates his Barbell and 2 times her with some Dumbbells.
 
kingjameskjf said:
I just wanted to point out that this was pretty lame.



This was funny too but I think it's one of those misc stories that never really happened IRL or greatly enhanced. We will need proof to verify said story. You must secretly videotape your next encounter.
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Agreed!
 
lukehayd said:
Agreed!
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Great, now not only am I gonna be looking like a creep who handed her a t-shirt when trying to shake hands...and not only did I talk to her about what happened, and not only did I act like an ass (allegedly on purpose) by asking that in the end...but now I'm gonna be the creep holding a camera...X_X god...
 
kingjameskjf said:
This was funny too but I think it's one of those misc stories that never really happened IRL or greatly enhanced. We will need proof to verify said story. You must secretly videotape your next encounter.
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The t-shirt he tried to hand her was a PES shirt that said "Get enhanced" so once again, Celly just did as told and enhanced the story.
 
A nice afternoon at the OC Brew Haha, so many craft beers I could not try them all. Most had IPAs and some Double IPAs so 7-10% alcohol. therefor fewer beers needed especially in the 90+* heat. It was a really great event with a BBQ truck and a garlic truck and really nice people. One guy cruised around with his Coors Light shirt and no one cared . . . I think he should've been escorted out!
 
Celorza said:
lol James, trust me hahaha I doubt she'll ever talk to me...and I actually suck at women lately, I have either grown very focused on myself and my goals and thus forgotten to socialize with women...or I just simply stopped caring about women altogether and decided to become a Forever Alone that dates his Barbell and 2 times her with some Dumbbells.
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So you're saying you're giving up on women? Does that mean that you will now actively seek out farting men in the squat rack and issue a challenge?

lukehayd said:
Agreed!
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I was amused.
 
kingjameskjf said:
So you're saying you're giving up on women? Does that mean that you will now actively seek out farting men in the squat rack and issue a challenge?



I was amused.
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No James, I think I am reaching a higher point in human evolution where I have become an Asexual being without the need of seeking a sexual couple. I will actively make an effort daily to perfect myself physically and to polish my mental skills too so one day I can actually make a change in my life.

But now that you mention it...is this question, perhaps...because you fart in the squat rack and would like me to pursue and challenge you? Just wondering.
 
#8 Arkansas falls, #13 Wisconsin fell, and potential for #16 Nebraska and #7 Georgia to fall. Exciting night.
 
I got drunk last night and taught my friends everything about my handgun. I even taught them how to eject a bullet out of the slide after you have ****ed it lol.
They seemed nervous.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I got drunk last night and taught my friends everything about my handgun. I even taught them how to eject a bullet out of the slide after you have ****ed it lol.
They seemed nervous.
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Nervous? Those lil P*ssies! Why be nervous about a drunk playing with a loaded gun? Tell them to man up and take a bullet if necessary.
 
p5sky said:
Nervous? Those lil P*ssies! Why be nervous about a drunk playing with a loaded gun? Tell them to man up and take a bullet if necessary.
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I would have been nervous as well.

The gun is irrelevant in this scenario though lol.
 
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