Douchebags at the gym...

[Wrivest]

Hence the name POWER CAGE right? Cause it cages all the power in the air of the gym that is released by all the real lifters when they grunt overly loud or immitate RC and yell out light weight baaaabbbyyy and through the wonders of osmosis delivers that power to the user of the Power Cage. There are side effects such as the tendency to also yell out LIGGGGHHHHT WEEEEIIIGHHT BAAAAAAABY! also.

Dude.....u drunk??

 

[trn450]

I actually had to run across the gym to help a guy the other day. He was benching and actually do full reps but he did too many reps and got pinned. I looked up in the mirror and saw the bar resting on his chest and the "oh SH!T!!!" look on his face. He tried to get it to the first set of rack points but wasn't getting it close. I dropped my weights and ran over there and picked it up off of him as he let out a huge sigh of relief. Douchebags were just standing a few feet away talking and laughing about him struggling and not helping the poor kid. Even worse, one of em was a trainer there. Color me impressed!
Anyways, the kid got up and left after that.

Seriously? A trainer there? LOL. What a moron :/

I've had weight stuck on me before when training alone--a couple of times, actually. But I just either dump the weight off the side, or roll/bump it down to my waist, sit up, and hoist it off. I've done that with some pretty decent poundages, too.

I'd never rock decline solo though (if I ever saw a reason to do decline) :/ Scccaaaarrryyy.

Hence the name POWER CAGE right? Cause it cages all the power in the air of the gym that is released by all the real lifters when they grunt overly loud or immitate RC and yell out light weight baaaabbbyyy and through the wonders of osmosis delivers that power to the user of the Power Cage. There are side effects such as the tendency to also yell out LIGGGGHHHHT WEEEEIIIGHHT BAAAAAAABY! also.

Bingo! Finally, a man who gets it!

 

[lukehayd]

Dude.....u drunk??

Not for a few years now. Maybe this weekend at a Wild Turkey Foundation banquet with some friends. A little Wild Turkey to support wild turkeys? Lol!

 

[Slappy244]

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**** yea. I'm stoked for this new pre.

Meth works better. You can lift for DAYZ!! And, added plus, you'll be everyones fav when you feel inclined to clean everything in the gym!

 

[Kilo G]

Meth works better. You can lift for DAYZ!! And, added plus, you'll be everyones fav when you feel inclined to clean everything in the gym!

Why take it to that level and lift for days!? You need sleep after a good lift session, that's why you should free base cocaine! Nothing is better than free basing cocaine... Well maybe speed balling it with a bit of heroine, but that's beside the point, no need to get off topic.

 

[McCrew530]

Why take it to that level and lift for days!? You need sleep after a good lift session, that's why you should free base cocaine! Nothing is better than free basing cocaine... Well maybe speed balling it with a bit of heroine, but that's beside the point, no need to get off topic.

Na! Push big weight with PCP thats the Pre work out for me!

 

[Tomahawk88]

Back on topic.

Chick wearing super tight black shorts today. She was with 2 guys lifting. Not sure if either was her bf but if 1 was I am sure he was pissed. Unless he is the kind of guy who likes guys drooling on his girl. Saw her before but this time she was trying extra hard for looks.

 

[lukehayd]

So there's this douche at the gym that can't walk past ANY of the mirrors without checking himself out and flexing in front of them. Maybe 5'10" ish and 150-160 lbs. Never seen him work legs. Always has his mean muggin face on like he's a bad a$$. So, as if that wasn't enough to nominate him as a douche, yesterday while walking and checking himself out in the mirror, he stumbled over a piece of equipment. The leg extension machine I was on gave me a perfect view to see it happen. I started laughing (maybe a little loud but I wanted to make sure he heard me) and he got his angry scowl face out for me. That of course made me laugh again--- me and the guy lifting next to me.

 

[Kilo G]

In Russian Federation dumbbells rack themselves!

..... Not really though. Everybody in my gym here is a dbag. No one ever puts there **** back to its original place... No one unracks their bench presses, squat machines, curling bars, or anything! These F***ers make me mad.

 

[macdady]

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In Russian Federation dumbbells rack themselves!

..... Not really though. Everybody in my gym here is a dbag. No one ever puts there **** back to its original place... No one unracks their bench presses, squat machines, curling bars, or anything! These F***ers make me mad.

This...this must be a setup! Lol how the hell do you move in there?

 

[DJBeanPole]

I find it ironic that the women who wear the skin tight yoga pants/yoga shorts to the gym are always the ones who try and pull their shirts down to cover their asses. What's the point? LOL.

 

[macdady]

I find it ironic that the women who wear the skin tight yoga pants/yoga shorts to the gym are always the ones who try and pull their shirts down to cover their asses. What's the point? LOL.

Lol your mistaken, they are trying to pull there shirt down to show more t!t

 

[DJBeanPole]

Lol your mistaken, they are trying to pull there shirt down to show more t!t

Lol. Makes me laugh. Like they suddenly become self conscious of themselves yet their pants already leave practically nothing to the imagination.

 

[Kilo G]

This...this must be a setup! Lol how the hell do you move in there?

Very carefully my friend, very carefully... Lol
The question is how the hell do you find the other 25kg dumbbell? You find one that you need, and you have to walk around for 10 minutes in this 2000 square meter room (1 of 4 huge rooms) to find the other weight that you need. It's a bloody mess, and the employees only clean here like twice or three times a week.

 

[macdady]

Very carefully my friend, very carefully... Lol
The question is how the hell do you find the other 25kg dumbbell? You find one that you need, and you have to walk around for 10 minutes in this 2000 square meter room (1 of 4 huge rooms) to find the other weight that you need. It's a bloody mess, and the employees only clean here like twice or three times a week.

At least you can get your cardio in while your lifting lol

 

[Tomahawk88]

I find it ironic that the women who wear the skin tight yoga pants/yoga shorts to the gym are always the ones who try and pull their shirts down to cover their asses. What's the point? LOL.

There is this woman where I lift who is the epitome of that. She has a nice tight thick booty covered in yoga pants every time I see her. And then a shirt that is pulled down half way on her booty. Also she jumps rope a lot... so it bounces a lot. Suffice to say yes I watch haha.

 

[fame126]

There is this woman where I lift who is the epitome of that. She has a nice tight thick booty covered in yoga pants every time I see her. And then a shirt that is pulled down half way on her booty. Also she jumps rope a lot... so it bounces a lot. Suffice to say yes I watch haha.

i call bs.......video of it or ur lying lol

 

[Tomahawk88]

i call bs.......video of it or ur lying lol

Haha I kid you not it happens. Haven't seen her in a little while though. Lately I have been going a little earlier to train. If opportunity arises I will try to capture it on video. It will turn very awkward if caught though haha. I have actually talked to her on a few occasions which is rare.

 

[mikeg313]

I find it ironic that the women who wear the skin tight yoga pants/yoga shorts to the gym are always the ones who try and pull their shirts down to cover their asses. What's the point? LOL.

I prefer the ones that wear the soccer shorts with no underwear and use the "yes/no" machine.

 

[macdady]

I prefer the ones that wear the soccer shorts with no underwear and use the "yes/no" machine.

Lol those are my nightmare! I saw one squatting one time. It was a girl with shorts soooo high her ass cheeks were exposed no underwear and she made me salute lol I didn't really notice It till I was done with my set... awkward! Lol

 

[threeFs]

i call bs.......video of it or ur lying lol

As much as I'd like to see, I could never be the creepy video guy...

 

[McCrew530]

Very carefully my friend, very carefully... Lol
The question is how the hell do you find the other 25kg dumbbell? You find one that you need, and you have to walk around for 10 minutes in this 2000 square meter room (1 of 4 huge rooms) to find the other weight that you need. It's a bloody mess, and the employees only clean here like twice or three times a week.

Im not making fun of you but every time I read some one talking about KG or Meters I think of these
guys

 

[Tomahawk88]

As much as I'd like to see, I could never be the creepy video guy...

Haha ya if caught it would make it quite awkward. Bad enough I stare a bit.

 

[macdady]

Haha ya if caught it would make it quite awkward. Bad enough I stare a bit.

Nah not too akward just try to pull off the whole "I'm making a documentary" thing lol
Or the casting couch hahaha

 

[threeFs]

My wife sneaked a vid of this old man doing his Saturday morning bounce around...let me see if I can get it from her phone and put it on YouTube

 

[Tomahawk88]

Nah not too akward just try to pull off the whole "I'm making a documentary" thing lol
Or the casting couch hahaha

That would be a hell of a swing. Maybe if I see her again. Like I said it has been a bit.

 

[demglutez]

Biggest douche bags in gym do curls, shrugs, and raises directly in front of dumbell rack. Why you ask? Because of course no one else needs to re-rack dumbells after a set, no course not we just want to mire your trap-curl-delt complex bro. Anyone know dis feel?

 

[macdady]

Biggest douche bags in gym do curls, shrugs, and raises directly in front of dumbell rack. Why you ask? Because of course no one else needs to re-rack dumbells after a set, no course not we just want to mire your trap-curl-delt complex bro. Anyone know dis feel?

That hit right in the feels man. Its a epidemic lol. There must be a recovery support group for those who come into direct contact with dbags

 

[macdady]

That would be a hell of a swing. Maybe if I see her again. Like I said it has been a bit.

We are all patient people here lol I think we can wait for glorious booty gazing

 

[Tomahawk88]

We are all patient people here lol I think we can wait for glorious booty gazing

Haha alright alright time will tell. I have been training earlier and when I did see her it was later.

By the way the girl from yesterday was back with the 2 guys. Still can't tell which is her bf if either are haha. It went from loosish gray short to TIGHT black shorts and then today spandex capri pants.

 

[macdady]

Haha alright alright time will tell. I have been training earlier and when I did see her it was later.

By the way the girl from yesterday was back with the 2 guys. Still can't tell which is her bf if either are haha. It went from loosish gray short to TIGHT black shorts and then today spandex capri pants.

Threesome? Lol

 

[McCrew530]

I think we may need to start a new thread loosely based off of Penthouse Forum...

 

[mmorton]

Biggest douche bags in gym do curls, shrugs, and raises directly in front of dumbell rack. Why you ask? Because of course no one else needs to re-rack dumbells after a set, no course not we just want to mire your trap-curl-delt complex bro. Anyone know dis feel?

Demglutez why didn't you tell me you saw me at the gym!

 

[mikeg313]

Threesome? Lol

Fukin savages!

 

[Tomahawk88]

Threesome? Lol

Haha could be. Like I said still not sure after seeing them 3 times which one is her bf. And if one of them isn't her bf they are facking stupid. Sorry but I have found working out with females not to be productive. The only way I would agree to that is if they were as strong as me or hot. If they are as strong as me you wouldn't want to look at them. If they are hot it would be a distraction.

 

[threeFs]

No no no. The 2 dudes are gay and girls love the gays. That's why you can't tell who her boyfriend is.

 

[macdady]

No no no. The 2 dudes are gay and girls love the gays. That's why you can't tell who her boyfriend is.

Bingo! Case closed lol

 

[macdady]

Fukin savages!

Its OK so long as you don't make eye contact or touch balls hahaha

 

[macdady]

I think we may need to start a new thread loosely based off of Penthouse Forum...

Titled "The Gym house" steam room edition lol

 

[mikeg313]

Titled "The Gym house" steam room edition lol

That sounds like gay porn..... It's not that kind of party dude

 

[macdady]

That sounds like gay porn..... It's not that kind of party dude

Hell na dude! Coed lockers fool! Hahaha

 

[Kilo G]

Im not making fun of you but every time I read some one talking about KG or Meters I think of these
guys <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=83531"/>

It would've been funnier if I knew where they're from. Link to episode?
Lol what's wrong with the metrics system? It's much simpler than the USA system. Either way when I'm in the USA I use the USA system, but at the moment I'm in Russia. So for now the metrics system shall reign!!!

 

[threeFs]

Dividing by 10 makes much more sense than the retarded Imperial system we use!

 

[JJW265]

So there's this douche at the gym that can't walk past ANY of the mirrors without checking himself out and flexing in front of them. Maybe 5'10" ish and 150-160 lbs. Never seen him work legs. Always has his mean muggin face on like he's a bad a$$. So, as if that wasn't enough to nominate him as a douche, yesterday while walking and checking himself out in the mirror, he stumbled over a piece of equipment. The leg extension machine I was on gave me a perfect view to see it happen. I started laughing (maybe a little loud but I wanted to make sure he heard me) and he got his angry scowl face out for me. That of course made me laugh again--- me and the guy lifting next to me.

Does this person only go to that gym like once every two weeks? Because that (unfortunately) sounds an awful lot like me... hahaha

 

[CincyKiller45]

So, I'm finishing my last set of palloff presses about to foam roll and leave the gym. Then, a trainer brings in this dime and has her SLDL right in front of me. A$$ is perfect. How could I leave the gym with such a majestic view? I ended up being late for work and damn near had to tuck my half chub into my waistband.

The trainer is the douchebag and hero for bringing that thing in the same room as me and making me late.

 

[jem6702]

So, I'm finishing my last set of palloff presses about to foam roll and leave the gym. Then, a trainer brings in this dime and has her SLDL right in front of me. A$$ is perfect. How could I leave the gym with such a majestic view? I ended up being late for work and damn near had to tuck my half chub into my waistband.

The trainer is the douchebag and hero for bringing that thing in the same room as me and making me late.

You know the routine, NO VID it didn't happen...

 

[CincyKiller45]

You know the routine, NO VID it didn't happen...

Lol. I actually thought about it due to this thread. The way we both were positioned she would have clearly seen me. If I'm going to be a creeper i must be a stealthy one.

 

[fame126]

So, I'm finishing my last set of palloff presses about to foam roll and leave the gym. Then, a trainer brings in this dime and has her SLDL right in front of me. A$$ is perfect. How could I leave the gym with such a majestic view? I ended up being late for work and damn near had to tuck my half chub into my waistband.

The trainer is the douchebag and hero for bringing that thing in the same room as me and making me late.

sharing is caring brotha sneak a pic or somethin!!! lol

 

[lukehayd]

Does this person only go to that gym like once every two weeks? Because that (unfortunately) sounds an awful lot like me... hahaha

Actually see him and his budy quite a bit. Do you and your lifting budy were matching clothes too?

 

[JJW265]

Actually see him and his budy quite a bit. Do you and your lifting budy were matching clothes too?

Haha no I normally go alone and when i do go with a buddy which isnt often i dont ever recall us matching clothes haha, but that description sounded a bit like me with a few exceptions.