Douchebags at the gym...

[Tomahawk88]

So, I'm finishing my last set of palloff presses about to foam roll and leave the gym. Then, a trainer brings in this dime and has her SLDL right in front of me. A$$ is perfect. How could I leave the gym with such a majestic view? I ended up being late for work and damn near had to tuck my half chub into my waistband.

The trainer is the douchebag and hero for bringing that thing in the same room as me and making me late.

And this is why I can't train with a girl haha. "Ok today we are going to do incline BB, SLDL, bent over rows, and lying leg curls" haha.

 

[perez47]

Had this guy working out with these two incredibly hot girls, to the point where idk how anyone could get anything done. Anyway he was doing calf press in the leg press with these two women and did his sets with big weight and preaching to these ladies his broscience words of wisdom. After his set he gives me this arrogant "I am a badass" look after his "hardcore" set if 5 reps. I jokingly shrugged it off and preceded to finish my drop set of squats with some pretty decent weight. I got a shocked look and he and his groupies proceeded to the other side of the gym on the ab machines the rest of the day with his scowled look as he walked away

 

[mik14]

Not sure if anyone has seen this, but here is a video of the douches we regularly talk about at the gym!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=watch-vrec&v=_-91_iXATY8

 

[McCrew530]

It would've been funnier if I knew where they're from. Link to episode?
Lol what's wrong with the metrics system? It's much simpler than the USA system. Either way when I'm in the USA I use the USA system, but at the moment I'm in Russia. So for now the metrics system shall reign!!!

Lol nothing wrong with the metric system breaking up length by 10 couldn’t be easier. Its just foreign to me
They are from family guy here is a clip of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XSeFVWqCXA

 

[McCrew530]

Does this person only go to that gym like once every two weeks? Because that (unfortunately) sounds an awful lot like me... hahaha

I know how you feel! When your beautiful its hard not to admire the physical specimen looking back at you in the mirror.

 

[JJW265]

I know how you feel! When your beautiful its hard not to admire the physical specimen looking back at you in the mirror.

Hahahaha! I honestly never flex in the mirror though. Like ill stretch and do my sets in an area where I know I can see myself in a mirror and I guess some people think im flexing when im actually just stretching or some **** haha

 

[McCrew530]

Hahahaha! I honestly never flex in the mirror though. Like ill stretch and do my sets in an area where I know I can see myself in a mirror and I guess some people think im flexing when im actually just stretching or some **** haha

Ha that being said there was this dusher that kept walking up to the mirror like crazy close after each set and played peak a' boo with his belly button. I think this dude thought that doing a set of cable curls would magically give him a six pack!

 

[Wrivest]

Ha that being said there was this dusher that kept walking up to the mirror like crazy close after each set and played peak a' boo with his belly button. I think this dude thought that doing a set of cable curls would magically give him a six pack!

Haha!!! There was this complete crack head chick at a gym I used to go to that would do that, but would even sit there punching her stomach. She was so nuts that I thought she was gonna cry once when she realized she looked like crap!!

 

[McCrew530]

Haha!!! There was this complete crack head chick at a gym I used to go to that would do that, but would even sit there punching her stomach. She was so nuts that I thought she was gonna cry once when she realized she looked like crap!!

"Tears of unfathomable sadness, Yum Yum you guys!"

 

[mikeg313]

I go to the bathroom to flex so I can do it with my penis out...

 

[Wrivest]

I go to the bathroom to flex so I can do it with my penis out...

Lemme guess.....it's one of those mirrors that makes things bigger??
ZING!!!!!

 

[McCrew530]

I go to the bathroom to flex so I can do it with my penis out...

Thats how I practice my most muscular pose!

 

[yowler99]

I felt like a douche at the gym today when I squatted and farted for every repetition I did.

 

[Wrivest]

I felt like a douche at the gym today when I squatted and farted for every repetition I did.

Haha!!! That's the worst!! As long as you don't sh*t you're good!

 

[hvactech]

I remember breakin out a chubby a few times and tryin to hide it with my squat belt.....i felt really douche like then

 

[yowler99]

I remember breakin out a chubby a few times and tryin to hide it with my squat belt.....i felt really douche like then

Hahahahaha

 

[mikeg313]

Lemme guess.....it's one of those mirrors that makes things bigger??
ZING!!!!!

Only when I'm in your mouth... Fukin Air Force ! Lol

 

[Wrivest]

Only when I'm in your mouth... Fukin Air Force ! Lol

Hahaha.....sorry man, it was too easy, just glad a jar head got the joke

 

[Tomahawk88]

So I had my chance tonight but sorry guys. It wasn't a typical Sunday night. It was packed so not the best time to try and get a video. Plus she didn't jump rope today, but she did look sexy doing everything she did. She even came and talked to me a little bit. Guess she caught me checking her out a little bit.

 

[Wrivest]

So I had my chance tonight but sorry guys. It wasn't a typical Sunday night. It was packed so not the best time to try and get a video. Plus she didn't jump rope today, but she did look sexy doing everything she did. She even came and talked to me a little bit. Guess she caught me checking her out a little bit.

You're fired!! Hahaha

 

[Tomahawk88]

You're fired!! Hahaha

Haha I am telling you that place was packed. Never seen so many people on a Sunday night. Plus the jump roping was better.

 

[Magdalena]

True douchebag!! This dude was dripping with sweat, all over the weight bench, finally finished his last set and walked away without wiping it off, how hard is it to walk up and grab a wet wipe, like I really want to park my ass on that bench 10 minutes later, sick!!!

 

[threeFs]

True douchebag!! This dude was dripping with sweat, all over the weight bench, finally finished his last set and walked away without wiping it off, how hard is it to walk up and grab a wet wipe, like I really want to park my ass on that bench 10 minutes later, sick!!!

Yeah, nobody likes their sweat on top of other people's sweat! Haha

 

[Bigcountry08]

Yeah, nobody likes their sweat on top of other people's sweat! Haha

Well unless the fairer sex is involved.

 

[macdady]

Well unless the fairer sex is involved.

Idk I tend to view naked twister sweat and workout sweat to be vastly different lol
...BTW how goes that epi cycle going?

 

[Bigcountry08]

Idk I tend to view naked twister sweat and workout sweat to be vastly different lol
...BTW how goes that epi cycle going?

Going good, about to do my cardio in a few.

 

[macdady]

Going good, about to do my cardio in a few.

Poor fella lol

 

[Wrivest]

I had a somewhat douchey/freak out moment at the gym this week, but in my defense, it was brought on by my biggest pet peeve. Some a$$clown left a TON of weights all over the floor at the gym, and chalk all over everything. 1 45 plate on the bar on the bench and sweat all over the floor. There was 1 girl in the gym who was so annoyed she didn't wanna clean it up.
Welllll....that's when I lost my sh*t and threw the weights half way across the gym. I made a bit of a mess, but I cleaned it up. That was my warmup.
The girl then left....think I scared her.

 

[yowler99]

I had a somewhat douchey/freak out moment at the gym this week, but in my defense, it was brought on by my biggest pet peeve. Some a$$clown left a TON of weights all over the floor at the gym, and chalk all over everything. 1 45 plate on the bar on the bench and sweat all over the floor. There was 1 girl in the gym who was so annoyed she didn't wanna clean it up.
Welllll....that's when I lost my sh*t and threw the weights half way across the gym. I made a bit of a mess, but I cleaned it up. That was my warmup.
The girl then left....think I scared her.

Wow, tough right? Lol jk

 

[Wrivest]

Wow, tough right? Lol jk

I know!! That's why I felt like a douche! It's a base self help gym. We maintain it and clean it ourselves...no janitors. When it get that bad I take it personal.

 

[DJBeanPole]

Ran into the ultimate badass at the gym yesterday. You know... that guy that wears a weight belt for every single exercise! Had himself set up to do 315lbs squats while only going half rep, who then moved on the 90lbs seated calf raise. Like the belt really supported you there buddy.

 

[macdady]

Ran into the ultimate badass at the gym yesterday. You know... that guy that wears a weight belt for every single exercise! Had himself set up to do 315lbs squats while only going half rep, who then moved on the 90lbs seated calf raise. Like the belt really supported you there buddy.

Maybe he just thinks it looks nice Lol

 

[DJBeanPole]

Maybe he just thinks it looks nice Lol

It was the gym belt that everyone wears... Equivalent to the town whore lol.

 

[macdady]

It was the gym belt that everyone wears... Equivalent to the town whore lol.

Dang lol. I wonder if I tried to make a casual wears line of gym equipment how much money I would make. The slogan "be prepared to lift anywhere" straps belts the whole lot lol

 

[NCWD]

There's some guys at the gym I go to that like to loudly drop the weights on the floor after each rep they do. They'll deadlift one rep, at the top they drop it, wait about a minute and do another rep. This will go on for upwards of 15-20 minutes. They do like 20 reps in 20 minutes

I can see dropping it after your 3 sets of 6-12 reps, and when your repping till failure, but not every rep, and for sure when you're doing one rep every minute :banghead:

Must be a hybrid CrossSh!t/CalvinBall workout.

 

[McCrew530]

Does any one else on here worry that you are going to do something stupid at the gym on complete accident and read about it on here later? I have turned in to a gym douche hypochondriac lately

 

[DJBeanPole]

Does any one else on here worry that you are going to do something stupid at the gym on complete accident and read about it on here later? I have turned in to a gym douche hypochondriac lately

Nope. I deadlifted 320 for 13 reps today and was grunting louder than a porn star on the last few reps. And you know what?

 

[gokix811]

Nope. I deadlifted 320 for 13 reps today and was grunting louder than a porn star on the last few reps. And you know what?

<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=84252"/>

Haha! Classic DJ!

 

[DJBeanPole]

Haha! Classic DJ!

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[yowler99]

I know!! That's why I felt like a douche! It's a base self help gym. We maintain it and clean it ourselves...no janitors. When it get that bad I take it personal.

Oh no trust me I understand lol. I'd be pissed too! Lol

 

[gokix811]

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Are you still doing video product reviews? Those were awesome.

 

[DJBeanPole]

Are you still doing video product reviews? Those were awesome.

Yea just not as often. Just posted some dead lifting vids on my YouTube and website

 

[mikeg313]

Does any one else on here worry that you are going to do something stupid at the gym on complete accident and read about it on here later? I have turned in to a gym douche hypochondriac lately

I do dumb shlt on the regular. High pain threshold + being in "the zone" sometimes leads me to keep going past the point I should stop then I do something clumsy like a back slide flip off the decline sit-up bench or cracking my knee walking by a weight plate rack or I usually crack my head on something. If you can't laugh at yourself you shouldn't be making fun of others IMO

 

[McCrew530]

I do dumb shlt on the regular. High pain threshold + being in "the zone" sometimes leads me to keep going past the point I should stop then I do something clumsy like a back slide flip off the decline sit-up bench or cracking my knee walking by a weight plate rack or I usually crack my head on something. If you can't laugh at yourself you shouldn't be making fun of others IMO

I agree with that last statement 100%

 

[BLaQz]

The way this couple they strut around & the way the chick dresses(skin tight from top to bottom), I'm pretty sure they think they are on display & people actually give a ****... Really I'm probably just mad because I walked into a weight rack when I saw the chick looking like she was getting ready to take it from the back... What a gap I tell ya...

 

[BLaQz]

This young little loud mouth muthafu¢ker needs to learn his place in & out of the gym... I'm sure most of us know at least one person like that...

 

[hawks21]

I hate it when I am the only one using 125 lbs dbs for incline db press and everyone stops lifting and watches me lift. **** really makes me mad.

 

[CountryLiftin]

I hate when I'm the only one dead lifting triple my body weight and everyone stops to watch me. Wait no that makes me feel good.

 

[yowler99]

I hate it when I am the only one using 125 lbs dbs for incline db press and everyone stops lifting and watches me lift. **** really makes me mad.

Your just that special

 

[mikeg313]

I hate it when I am the only one using 125 lbs dbs for incline db press and everyone stops lifting and watches me lift. **** really makes me mad.

Cus you're such a big strong man..... You know you like it