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Getting hit on by Gays at the GYM !!??

Markusrulezzz

Markusrulezzz

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do you guys get hit on by gay guys sometimes ?

WTFFf ??? This is the 7th time I get hit on by a ***got in the gym...

what to do ? I call them bro all the time so they know they aint my future bf or gf lol
 
you may be giving off the wrong signals bro. ive heard it many many times. a gay guy wont hit on a guy they absolutely know to be straight. just sayin
 
LOL its always the guy in the spandex that asks for a spot. Just give him a spot and walk away fast!!!
 
take it as a compliment -you must have the looks.
The trouble is you carnt tell whos who these days especially when gay fashion seems to have gone mainstream -speaking from a UK perspective
 
Take it as a compliment and hold your head high. You are someone that is wanted by both members of the opposite sex.

You have no reason to freak out. Have some confidence and most importantly be nice to the gay guys. I've found that gay dudes have some of the hottest girl friends. And a word from a gay dude to a girl goes a long way.

When ever a gay dude hits on me..I smile and reply "You wish", "Dream on", "Bitch please", etc etc. Have fun with it. You know you're never going to swing that direction so you might as well punish them a little bit. haha.

I work in the GAYEST part of Washington, DC so I get eaten alive on a regular basis. My gym also has a fair number of gays. There is even a gay website someone found that has my gym on the list and talks about best times to go to catch cute guys there and for "mutual JO" in the sauna. Needless to say, I never go in the locker room.
 
I've never had a guy outright hit on me at the gym. When I was in college, I'd hear numerous times from girls I knew that their gay friends had been at the gym and thought I was cute. I really don't care. Someone else finding you attractive isn't something that I'm concerned with unless it's a hot chick. So, that being said, it's probably one of two things:

1. You're interpreting someone asking your for advice or a spot as them hitting on you...which it isn't.

2. You're doing something that would legitimately lead others to believe you're gay.

and the wildcard!

3. You're in the closet and they know it before you do!



If it's number 3, just give in :greddy2: :op:

:toofunny:
 
TheDarkHalf said:
and for "mutual JO" in the sauna. Needless to say, I never go in the locker room.
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Dude. You need to go in there in full-blown skiing attire one day and then act really confused and just look shocked -- "They told me there'd be skiing in here! There's no snow! What's going on?!"

:lol:
 
Did you spot someone on the bench and accidentally rest your nutsack on his forehead?
 
TheDarkHalf said:
Take it as a compliment and hold your head high. You are someone that is wanted by both members of the opposite sex.

You have no reason to freak out. Have some confidence and most importantly be nice to the gay guys. I've found that gay dudes have some of the hottest girl friends. And a word from a gay dude to a girl goes a long way.
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Gonna have to agree with this one. Take the compliment! If you're looking good enough to get hit on by someone, especially if it is an attractive male, then atleast you look good. You could be putting off a bit of a vibe and never know it, or they could be trying to test the waters just to see if you are interested. Nothing wrong with that - same thing as you hitting on a girl somewhere, then later find out she's not into the ol' sausage at all.

Don't freak out. Be polite like you would to any other person. If the flirt isn't quite clear, then try to clarify it. Worst case scenario, just ask if they're flirting with you and explain that you aren't interested! And like what was said above, gay guys do often have some hottie GFs. I think it's a lapdog thing for women, or atleast that's what my wife calls it since she wants a gay lapdog! Make a friend. It's better than making an enemy and ending up getting totally :****blockedsad: . :D

kanakafarian said:
Or maybe you should remove the fingernail polish before you go to the gym next time LOL
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Funny... I've actually lifted with nail polish on. No homo. Srs. :blink:
 
Its cause you have pretty lips boy (really that has to be spoken with a redneck accent for full effect)
 
EasyEJL said:
Its cause you have pretty lips boy (really that has to be spoken with a redneck accent for full effect)
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Haha, I am glad you put that bit in brackets otherwise I would have missed the impersonation completely.

For the record, I gave this thread as much thought as it deserved.

If a girl likes you and you aren't interested, you say you aren't interested. If a guy likes you and you aren't interested.... you panic and create a thread on a bodybuilding forum lol.
 
I once turned around in the shower to see this fruitloop watching me He says OOhh I like your tatoo (I have a little devil on my shoulder blade) after telling him to get the fu away from me I dried off an slammed his head into a locker few times. Imagine a Man doing that to a women You would be locked up
 
bdcc said:
If a girl likes you and you aren't interested, you say you aren't interested. If a guy likes you and you aren't interested.... you panic and create a thread on a bodybuilding forum lol.
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This gave me a good laugh :) True, though.
 
Steakumm said:
I once turned around in the shower to see this fruitloop watching me He says OOhh I like your tatoo (I have a little devil on my shoulder blade) after telling him to get the fu away from me I dried off an slammed his head into a locker few times. Imagine a Man doing that to a women You would be locked up
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jeez, you can get locked up for doing that to anyone. you def lived up to the stereotypical homophobe. I used to be the same way, but Ive realized it's just the world we live in. gayness is growing, so just get used to them & their purple silk shirts.
 
Probably cuz you're so hot. ;)

No but seriously just start wearing shirts with half naked B!tches on the front or accidentally talk too loud to a buddy about bangin skanks maybe that'll help.

And I've often heard that the meaner looking/acting guys at a gym turn out to be gay, and act that way as a cover up. Maybe you should stop being so grumpy lol.
 
Some of ya'll are hysterical. Props for the jokes.

I have been downtown with my GF at clubs and had guys hit on me while she is standing there...it freaked me out at first (thinking am I giving off some gaydar vibe ?? WTF! ) and one time my GF was actually jealous because she said the guy was cuter than her. She told me to take it as a good thing just like others said....

Let me be really clear I couldn't care less about anyone's sexual preference at all and I am ion no way bashing on the gay community...to each their own I suppose is my motto.
 
Are you wearing anything that says tap out or affliction on it? Also beware of anything with bedazzler on it.
 
Rebel29073 said:
Some of ya'll are hysterical. Props for the jokes.

I have been downtown with my GF at clubs and had guys hit on me while she is standing there...it freaked me out at first (thinking am I giving off some gaydar vibe ?? WTF! ) and one time my GF was actually jealous because she said the guy was cuter than her. She told me to take it as a good thing just like others said....

Let me be really clear I couldn't care less about anyone's sexual preference at all and I am ion no way bashing on the gay community...to each their own I suppose is my motto.
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Nothing wrong with being a straight guy and schooling a few gay dudes for some free drinks :D
 
Turn around and say..."hey dude c'mon I like d*ck just like the next guy but that doesn't mean I'm gay". Then wait for him to make the next move.
 
Most importantly...are you asking the AM members for help on how to score some no strings attached d!ck from these gay dudes? Like asking us what the next step is?
Or are you asking us how to not get hit on by gay dudes?

Maybe you're shy...
 
southpaw23 said:
Wear a t-shirt with Adam Lambert on it.
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"Just don't give up, I am workin' it out
Please don't give in, I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around....
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?"


Lmao...I think he misspelled "coming"
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Most importantly...are you asking the AM members for help on how to score some no strings attached d!ck from these gay dudes? Like asking us what the next step is?
Or are you asking us how to not get hit on by gay dudes?

Maybe you're shy...
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Oh, man, I'm dying here. I just lol'd at work.
 
TheDarkHalf said:
Take it as a compliment and hold your head high. You are someone that is wanted by both members of the opposite sex.

You have no reason to freak out. Have some confidence and most importantly be nice to the gay guys. I've found that gay dudes have some of the hottest girl friends. And a word from a gay dude to a girl goes a long way.
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This is the truth. I have a couple gay friends at work who hook me up with their hot girl friends. Gay men seem to have so many hot female friends, it's ridiculous.

If some dude starts chatting to you at the gym, just mention at some point about how hot such n such female is that you keep seeing there, or something along those lines, in case you're not sure their intention. Can't tell with strangers these days.
 
I have been hit on in the past and just let it go. Im not a homophob so it really doesnt bother me. If it comes down to it, I will simply tell them that im married. I respect all walks of life and am accepting of peoples sexual preferences, even if they are not my own. I live in a diverse community and there is a lot of everything around here.
 
Gutterpump said:
This is the truth. I have a couple gay friends at work who hook me up with their hot girl friends. Gay men seem to have so many hot female friends, it's ridiculous.

If some dude starts chatting to you at the gym, just mention at some point about how hot such n such female is that you keep seeing there, or something along those lines, in case you're not sure their intention. Can't tell with strangers these days.
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no doubt gay guys can pull hot chicks...they feel "safe" with them.
 
Steakumm said:
I once turned around in the shower to see this fruitloop watching me He says OOhh I like your tatoo (I have a little devil on my shoulder blade) after telling him to get the fu away from me I dried off an slammed his head into a locker few times. Imagine a Man doing that to a women You would be locked up
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grevious bodily harm is a punishable offence whatever the sex
 
corsaking said:
grevious bodily harm is a punishable offence whatever the sex
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Maybe the OP wants to do some grevious bodily harm to certain parts of these gay dudes...with his mouth....

Look, OP, just grab them by the c#ck, take a knee, look it deep in the eye, and say "I DON'T WANT TO SUCK YOU!"

Or tell them if they want to bump uglies in the shower, tug your d!ck twice. If they don't want to do the dirty, have them tug your d!ck 100 times.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Maybe the OP wants to do some grevious bodily harm to certain parts of these gay dudes...with his mouth....

Look, OP, just grab them by the c#ck, take a knee, look it deep in the eye, and say "I DON'T WANT TO SUCK YOU!"

Or tell them if they want to bump uglies in the shower, tug your d!ck twice. If they don't want to do the dirty, have them tug your d!ck 100 times.
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Just ask them if they want to come over for an Oz marathon some weekend. Then ask them how they feel about role playing.
 
I think there is yet another lesson to be learned here. A lot of you beastly men now know how you make all the hot chicks at the gym feel. No one enjoys being thought of as a piece of meat.......do they? :ponder:
 
specmike said:
I think there is yet another lesson to be learned here. A lot of you beastly men now know how you make all the hot chicks at the gym feel. No one enjoys being thought of as a piece of meat.......do they? :ponder:
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Out of all the jokes in this thread this is actually a very valid point. Reps.
 
For girls it's different man, WTF yoo lol????????????? Girls love to be checked out, why do you think most girls dress like sluts when they go out, cuz they love the attention

same for guys, we would love to get attention from girls... isn't that the reason why 90% of juice and we don't even compete ? lol yeaaaaaa buddyyyyy
 
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