What are the chances of me getting you to throw on a bench shirt while you are here? lol
Anyone want to see some videos of Tom benching with a shirt!!!????
Anyone want to see some videos of Tom benching with a shirt!!!????
Lol no she doesnt live in NY. She says she lives here in GA. She has a unique accent I cant quite place it honestly. I guess thats what I get for living in GA my whole facking life lol. She doesnt know too much about me and she wont be coming to my house. She will be staying in a hotel room which I will visit.
Now that sounds familar kinda. It was more like I kicked their asses while they bitched about it. :rofl:
lmfaonicole is taking you to "vagina"? haha shenanigans maybe?
sounds a lil sketch on this cindy jenna girl, but hey if she's the one making the trek why not
yes wrap up tightMeh, I'd so go for the cindy chick. Looks sketchy but if your making her come to you then theres no harm done. Make sure and wrap it though lmfao.
I still stand by my nicole statement FYI.
LOL yesWhat are the chances of me getting you to throw on a bench shirt while you are here? lol
Anyone want to see some videos of Tom benching with a shirt!!!????
I may have need for your servicesIm just saying I work in crazy town you need to see if someone is a little tapped, well just give me some info and i can tell you.....LOL good luck..you deserve some fun...
So I was on Facebook and saw Cassi online. Decided to do a little test. Sent her an IM not expecting one back because that would require a bit of decency. To my surprise she sent 1 back. So I pretty much bragged about my upcoming vacation to NY since I know she wants to go. Her response to that was "Im in Texas since 2 weeks" ya I know damn French bitch doesnt have the best English lol. No offense to anyone who lives in Texas but Id much rather go to NY lol. Anyway she is said she is thinking about moving there. That is where her "boyfriend" lives. Glad I dodged that bullsh1t and learned my lesson. "MOTORBOAT a pair of big tits to the point where u cant see, then run away from the flaws."
So ready for my trip to NY. Tired of the dumb bitches here. Really ready to leave this place and no longer call it home.
Oh Im supposed to wear a monkey costume tonight for this girl's birthday. Doing it as a favor for this really hot friend. Would be $120 an hour but Im only getting paid for 10 minutes oh well every little bit helps. Should def be interesting too.
I didnt let go either in my wrestle match... i dont know if that was good or bad, you saw the bite mark..... but I can say the twit didnt win...Alright so basically I am just packing to get ready for my flight to NY to train and party with GymAddict aka Nick. Suitcase full of gym clothes basically lol oh and some supplement bottles.
I might go lift tonight. Do some back probably wont do deadlifts though. Just in case Nick wants to do squats or deads when I get there.
Oh so its official ordering to some Northerns on AM I have a bit of a Southern twang. But I talked to a former member this weekend and wow talk about a twang. Def has me beat by a long shot.
Oh ya and played knuckles and grappled some Friday night. Now I have a few bruises lol. I will say this though I didnt lose. My right quad is pretty bruised up but I cant imagine how the other guy's leg looks. I straight laid into it lol.
Drunks? Did I miss something? Bar-fight?Well I was in the dominate position at all times. No way I was going to let a few old drunks get the best of me haha.
Well I hope that bite mark heals bc it def didnt look good when I saw it. Wish u the best Heidi. Did u see my leg?
I did see the leg, i have you beat!!! kidding, arm is sore, eye is worse but time heals all wounds right??Well I was in the dominate position at all times. No way I was going to let a few old drunks get the best of me haha.
Well I hope that bite mark heals bc it def didnt look good when I saw it. Wish u the best Heidi. Did u see my leg?
Lol no bar fights for me. I was hanging out with my sister and her friends. I wrestled around with a few of them. They are easy targets lol. Too drunk to realize they have no chance. Sister invited me to her place to party with them again tonight but 3 nights of drinking in a row isnt my style even if last night was just a few. Watched the UFC fights over at a friend of a friend's apartment. Wasnt too bad of an atmosphere sure beat Hooters and still had girls to look at. They were a bit on the sloshed side lol.Drunks? Did I miss something? Bar-fight?
Oh u def got me beat no doubt about it. Ur name holds true :box:I did see the leg, i have you beat!!! kidding, arm is sore, eye is worse but time heals all wounds right??
Lol no bar fights for me. I was hanging out with my sister and her friends. I wrestled around with a few of them. They are easy targets lol. Too drunk to realize they have no chance. Sister invited me to her place to party with them again tonight but 3 nights of drinking in a row isnt my style even if last night was just a few. Watched the UFC fights over at a friend of a friend's apartment. Wasnt too bad of an atmosphere sure beat Hooters and still had girls to look at. They were a bit on the sloshed side lol.
Oh u def got me beat no doubt about it. Ur name holds true :box:
Ok in case I didnt mention this earlier. Friday night went to go spend some time with Lindsey at her apartment. Just hung out for a bit hoping she doesnt drop of the face of the earth after this vacation like she did last time. Think I have a bit more solid ground this time.
Then went to do a favor for a :32: friend. Hadnt seen her in like a year but talk to her a bit on facebook im. Apparently has one of those super retarded jealous bfs. Guys in general dont seem to like me being friends with the gfs for some reason :bigok: Dressed up as a gorilla in a tutu and picked up a birthday girl and swung her around like a rag dol envision King Kong and Fay. Might be able to get some pictures or a video not sure yet.
Then went to the party with my sister and her friends. Enough has been said about this.
Count me inthis trip is gonna be a yearly thing from what nick said, I'm there next year for sure.
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hopefully u wont be!I'm in next year as well That is if I am not in another desert
Anxiously awaiting the story(s) that may follow from the time with Cindy... Man you seem to find some interesting women to be part of your life that is for sure .Lol I will get back to my vacation here a little bit later but...
Cindy aka suspect girl who could either be a FREAK or an axe wielding murderer is supposed to be here in a little over 2 days. I pray she is not the latter if she shows at all. If she does this should def be an interesting time to say the least.
Man I wish I could find a somewhat normal girl(if they exist). I find the most hot cold girls alive. This chick is on fire 24/7 though. Im almost tempted to say she is fake in a way. I just dont see a chick doing this crazy sh1t for reals. Oh well we will find out in about 53 hours.Anxiously awaiting the story(s) that may follow from the time with Cindy... Man you seem to find some interesting women to be part of your life that is for sure .
lmao at the stories tom.. sounds like you guys had a good time.. good ol jack danielsAlright some story telling.
1 thing u have to know before I start this story. Nick really likes his Jack and I havent done a shot in a long time for a reason.
So Nick and I go lifting on Thursday. It was a good workout so a nice recovery meal was in order. We went and had some GREAT NY pizza. We each had 4 slices aka half a pizza(each).
Later that night we go to the Saranac Brewery for party type deal. Just hanging out and talking to people and of course drinking beer. I probably have about 8 beers there. I start getting hungry so I wonder off and get a burger and fries.
There is a street of bars nearby that people go to after drinking at the brewery. We head over there. We r hanging out there talk to some people have a few more beers. Standing at the bar(at this particular bar they have a strip of ice in the bar to keep ur drinks cold) Nick orders a shot of Jack and a beer. I warn him "Im going to throw up in this chick's purse if I do a shot" a few times actually. Apparently said chick somewhat hears me and skank b1tch says "Ill do a shot with u." Nick is like "DONT do a shot with her" lol. We do the shots and chase them with some budlight. It goes down...kinda. I feel it coming up. I let out a nice pile of red and whitish puke on the bar and ice strip. It is a good portion of the pizza I had earlier. Nick immediately says "get ur beer and go" lol. I start walking out the back and feel another puke coming on. Im stuck behind some guys and almost unleash my puke fury on their backs but I make it to the trash can in time. Then we head outside as if nothing happened.
Ok just to say this. I wasnt even facking drunk. It was purely because I took a shot. Now does it make sense y I just drink beer? lol
Ok... I'll bite. What did she do now?Wow so Cassi REALLY could have filled my dumb big titted bimbo slot in my stable of girls.
damn, thats good #'s for under 16. wow. i wish i woulda started lifting when i was a kid. i didn't start till i was 22.Since you mentioned squats, I think I'll brag about my god-son for a second. The kid isn't even 16 years old yet and squatted 520 today! He also deadlifts 445 and benches 315.
Ok, back to the shenanigans. I know you have plenty more stories to tell. Just had to brag on the kid a bit.
That is incredible.Since you mentioned squats, I think I'll brag about my god-son for a second. The kid isn't even 16 years old yet and squatted 520 today! He also deadlifts 445 and benches 315.
Ok, back to the shenanigans. I know you have plenty more stories to tell. Just had to brag on the kid a bit.
Weak Sauce!!!! lol jkSince you mentioned squats, I think I'll brag about my god-son for a second. The kid isn't even 16 years old yet and squatted 520 today! He also deadlifts 445 and benches 315.
Ok, back to the shenanigans. I know you have plenty more stories to tell. Just had to brag on the kid a bit.
He's around 6' and 275 last time I asked. For the most part, he's doing this for football. Right now he is really hitting the books and weights hard trying to get ready for college in a couple years. He wants to play for Ohio State.Weak Sauce!!!! lol jk
That's pretty impressive. How tall is he and what is his body weight? He could have a few promising future.
Thanks! I'm really proud of him!That is incredible.
Apparently she actually thought "The Hills" was real. The random info u see on Facebook. Cassi was dumber than previously thought. Damn the power of a big pair of titties is STRONG.Ok... I'll bite. What did she do now?
Damn that is impressive.Since you mentioned squats, I think I'll brag about my god-son for a second. The kid isn't even 16 years old yet and squatted 520 today! He also deadlifts 445 and benches 315.
Ok, back to the shenanigans. I know you have plenty more stories to tell. Just had to brag on the kid a bit.
He'll be 16 on Saturday. Yeah, that is impressive though. I know I'll never hit those kind of numbers on the squat. The other 2 lifts maybe. I wasted my 20's on working long hours, drinking beer and chasing tail. Oh well, still got the rest of my life from here on out to lift.damn, thats good #'s for under 16. wow. i wish i woulda started lifting when i was a kid. i didn't start till i was 22.
Wow! I don't even know what to say to that... lol. I had a girlfriend who 100% believed pro wrestling was real. It broke her heart to find out it was choreoghaphed. She figured cuz MMA is real, so is pro wrestling... AIRHEAD!!!Apparently she actually thought "The Hills" was real. The random info u see on Facebook. Cassi was dumber than previously thought. Damn the power of a big pair of titties is STRONG.
Damn that is impressive.
They are one of the most powerful weapons in a woman's arsenal :veryhappy:don't underestimate the power of the titties, lol.:veryhappy:
Never will I do that again. I was like a deer in headlights. All flaws were diguised well ignored :32: loldon't underestimate the power of the titties, lol.:veryhappy:
Wow well I think urs might be worse. Cassi was a girl ur girl most likely was a woman. Although Cassi probably watched "The Hills" more than ur gf watched pro wrestling so I guess its a toss up.Wow! I don't even know what to say to that... lol. I had a girlfriend who 100% believed pro wrestling was real. It broke her heart to find out it was choreoghaphed. She figured cuz MMA is real, so is pro wrestling... AIRHEAD!!!
Thanks! Coming from someone with your #'s and size, that's definitely a compliment he'd appreciate!
Well she had some big guns and Im not talking about her arms :shocked1:They are one of the most powerful weapons in a woman's arsenal :veryhappy:
I'm guilty of this one myself.Never will I do that again. I was like a deer in headlights. All flaws were diguised well ignored :32: lol.
I think she was 21 at the time that I told her. Big boobs too and seriously lacking in common sense.Wow well I think urs might be worse. Cassi was a girl ur girl most likely was a woman. Although Cassi probably watched "The Hills" more than ur gf watched pro wrestling so I guess its a toss up..
He did wrestle a couple years and was really good, but he's not comfortable in a singlet. I thinks it's one of those 'male' insecurity issues if you know what I mean. It's really a shame, I hope he gets over it.Lol coming from a fat ass. But ya got to give props when they r due. Try and get him into wrestling lol. Will def help with agility overal fitness. Idk if the heavyweight class is 275 or 285 there..
LOL... I saw.Well she had some big guns and Im not talking about her arms :shocked1:
I totally understand what you mean. I loved wrestling and wished I would have done it more than 1 year. Instead, like a fool, I chose to work... man was that a mistake!Alright so I have been bit by the wrestling bug again. Im itching to get back on the mat. The only thing is they apparently dont have a coach. So if they even have a wrestling team they will most likely have a figure head coach. Some guy who has never wrestled in his life who is basically there to babysit. I could maybe go to the new school they built where Coach Malcolm(the head coach last year) went to. Apparently another former wrestling coach Davis is going to the new school also. Plus Coach Munn could follow Malcolm to the new school. I think Malcolm likes me enough to let me help out again. There are still a few guys on the team I dont completely hate.
Sorry about the rant but like I said I have been bit and its like rabies :32:.
Sucks that your "friends" are so shady. I used to hang out with people like that till I woke up. If I lived down that way, I'd help you out.Nicole update
So Nicole is back from Vagina. Talked to her a bit with her last night. Keeps saying she is serious about me visiting. Told me to bring some friends with me... Idk who I would bring with me lol. Im honestly a facking loner. Plus the friends I do have I trust about as far as I can throw them when it comes to girls. Marc the guy who would probably make the best sense is a no because I quote "I want to make babies with that girl" lol. Id basically just be setting him up. My next canidate is my friend Chris he has a gf but I quote "Im like a dog on a chain and Im tired of just barking." And again more game than myself but he would be courteous enough to leave Nicole alone because he knows Id kick his ass lol but seriously I think he would just get with 1 of her friends.
My responses in bold.I'm guilty of this one myself.
It think its called PD... Penis Disease.
I think she was 21 at the time that I told her. Big boobs too and seriously lacking in common sense.
Ok so they were on a level playing field
He did wrestle a couple years and was really good, but he's not comfortable in a singlet. I thinks it's one of those 'male' insecurity issues if you know what I mean. It's really a shame, I hope he gets over it.
That sucks. I LOVED wearing my singlet lol. I felt like it make me look swole. LMAO
LOL... I saw.
Well I deleted all the pics she sent me on my phone lol
I totally understand what you mean. I loved wrestling and wished I would have done it more than 1 year. Instead, like a fool, I chose to work... man was that a mistake!
Im right there with u brother. I didnt wrestle till my senior year. Wrestling just isnt big where I live.
Sucks that your "friends" are so shady. I used to hang out with people like that till I woke up. If I lived down that way, I'd help you out.
Like I said Im the loner type and most people I was friends with left this place. Thats what u do when u r smart. I was dumb and decided to stick around thinking I would leave in a year or 2. Im sure I can find some friends who wouldnt mind going.