I'm hoping that family laughs will help for a W
About 15 years ago, my grandpa was sitting in a little chair on the side of his house. We lived in a pretty small town and the street he was on wasn't all that busy. Grandpa had a pellet gun and he'd shoot pigeons that were in the road. One day, he takes a shot and misses - the pellet ricochets from the road into the neighbor's bay window and shatters it. To make matters more interesting, the neighbor (Curt) had just gotten out of the shower, so he was in just a robe. Seconds after the pellet ricocheted, a car drove by. Curt runs outside and jumps into his car and tracks down the car that had passed by. He pulls them over for some vigilante justice, as he thought this had been an attempted drive-by. Turns out it was two little old ladies in the car.
My grandpa had gone inside and was hiding in the bathroom. Grandma later guilted him into going over and admitting to it, writing Curt a check to cover the damage...Turns out insurance would have covered it, but they wouldn't reimburse him.
He didn't shoot at the pigeons anymore after that day.
(I've got tons of stories about him, if that would satisfy requirements for said prizes

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