from girlfriend to stripper to whore... haha cvnt.
alright boys pull up a seat and check this plan out... i havent been able to tell anyone out of fear that the story somehow gets back to her and foils my plan. so i am sitting in secrecy and its killing me but ill spill it here...
I purchased a full day at the spa for the ladyfriend as a way of saying "im sorry, im sorry i cheated again and im sorry she got pregnant and im sorry i got the clap haha" so i gave her this so she feels a little better.
i know you are thinking WTF?? but hear me out...
While she is enjoying her monday, July 5th at a lovely spa in SoHo i will be at home watching, perhaps even helping the moving company that i hired to come get her sh!t. haha so when she tries to call me to pick her up... my phone will be disconnected. she will then try to come home and her keys will not work and the security / doorman at my building will enform of her that her belongings have been moved to her sisters on the island. haha oh christ what a surprise she is in for.
perhaps the funniest part is that my family is coming in this weekend and will meet the lovely stripper that is living with me... and i cant tell them she is on her way out. they dont even know she exists. the gf is gonna think everything is going great and then BOOM! blindsided.