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Whole car reeks of beer. Had a sixer of Michelob light in the backseat go airborne cause some truck decided i was invisible and turned in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and heard the **** crack. 2 bottles saturated into the backseat carpet. awesome!
 
roids1 said:
Good times last night! Several brews and massive prips (actuallyJrips). But, it was a little too good. I got the noids really bad.
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ha. Paranoia = Bomb herbal. Ive gotten acute panic attacks from smokin too much. It just creeps up on you. One time i swore i was having a heart attack and started praying to jebus :smokin:
 
GetSwoll said:
Whole car reeks of beer. Had a sixer of Michelob light in the backseat go airborne cause some truck decided i was invisible and turned in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and heard the **** crack. 2 bottles saturated into the backseat carpet. awesome!
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That's what happens when you drink light beer like a ***got. You end up with rubber gloves on bent over scrubbing the carpet inside someone's backdoor. You're probably just lucky someone didn't slam up your rear end, then you'd really be sorry. :laugh2:

It's basic cause & effect. :D
 
damn, i need to visit these boards more often.. Imunetoherion tried saying "whats up" to the Colombian... but no response

And i'm still screwed up on this Midnight shift, i can't find a rhythm and its killing my mojo. i need to figure something out.

Oh and i smoked some Weed'age for the first time in months and it messed me up bad... Was luahing my ass off though... seriously some funny ****..

Wish i could Flat Press 405lbs 3x's damn,, i can't do 300lbs once
 
Well, knog I've been SFW for 20 years now. In fact, I hit 300 at 16. The next 100lbs takes a long time + some gears. I didn't hit 4 bills till my mid 20s. I hit 5 bills once, but I doubt I'll ever get there again.
 
roids1 said:
Well, knog I've been SFW for 20 years now. In fact, I hit 300 at 16. The next 100lbs takes a long time + some gears. I didn't hit 4 bills till my mid 20s. I hit 5 bills once, but I doubt I'll ever get there again.
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Do you actually workout? :surprised:
 
roids1 said:
Well, knog I've been SFW for 20 years now. In fact, I hit 300 at 16. The next 100lbs takes a long time + some gears. I didn't hit 4 bills till my mid 20s. I hit 5 bills once, but I doubt I'll ever get there again.
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roids you seen any big cats yet?
 
SFW is done.......

Now time for a fat p-rip, hot shower, pack the cooler with Sparks....take another p-rip or 2 and hit the pool...

I hope Goodskie's there, I'm in the mood to pimp slap someone :laugh:


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^^^ fav GnR tune -never realised how Not Big they were :laugh:

On another note, when I was working in Armenia had to go to the Dr:

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Is that a rubber Jake?

Jay, no I haven't eaten cat; not the four-legged type. I have seen dog, however. I haven't tried dog. But, I did eat some donkey a while back. It tastes kinda like a cross between beef and ham. I'm not so sure they eat a lot of cat over here.

I was in Wal-Mart and tried to buy a size XXL tank top. I couldn't even pull that fukker down over my chest! Even the larger guys here are Not Bigs. I had to get a 4XL.
 
roids1 said:
Is that a rubber Jake?

Jay, no I haven't eaten cat; not the four-legged type. I have seen dog, however. I haven't tried dog. But, I did eat some donkey a while back. It tastes kinda like a cross between beef and ham. I'm not so sure they eat a lot of cat over here.

I was in Wal-Mart and tried to buy a size XXL tank top. I couldn't even pull that fukker down over my chest! Even the larger guys here are Not Bigs. I had to get a 4XL.
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have you tried the 3 legged haggis?
 
Whitesnake said:
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Don't suck any d*ck on the way through the parking lot....HEY GET BACK HERE!
 
And i just finished the book "The Art of Learning" by Josh Waitzkin.. very great book for people who want to learn to become amazing Competitors.

Now i'll start reading the brand new book by Dan Brown "The Lost Symbol"
 
Tan as fuc k from my pool session:afro:..........plus got digits from the feisty Mexican girl across the way here at the complex :biggthumpup:

Time for some more Sailor Jerry and p-rip before Cowboy game.:heart:
 
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From the "PigMan" episode

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You. You're my ****ing problem brah. You're a ****wit who couldn't count with his own fingers. I'll fold up your dirty clothes nice and neat and mix them with the clean clothes. I would cheap shot the **** out of any of you mother ****ers. Put up or shut up.

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:D
 
Cosmo Kramer said:
You. You're my ****ing problem brah. You're a ****wit who couldn't count with his own fingers. I'll fold up your dirty clothes nice and neat and mix them with the clean clothes. I would cheap shot the **** out of any of you mother ****ers. Put up or shut up.

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If you ever speak to me with that tone of font again, you will get a titty twister for every rank behind me you are. And not your bitch kind of titty twisters, I do it with cheese grating thimbles mother fukker.


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Whitesnake said:
If you ever speak to me with that tone of font again, you will get a titty twister for every rank behind me you are. And not your bitch kind of titty twisters, I do it with cheese grating thimbles mother fukker.


:drillsergeant:
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No more Mr. Nice Guy. You are a whoremongering skinhead who should be raped with a broomstick, then thrown into the deepest body of water. Go out with your bitches or start a business or something. I **** tons of hoes. Next time you look in a mirror, think how much it would hurt to have your eyes gouged out and your tongue sheared off, cause quite frankly, I would do so.

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I cant ****ing believe you, Its called TACT!!! mothef****head mc****s, go mow a lawn ****box You morons like to talk **** about people just cus you are on a pc.
 
B5150 said:
I cant ****ing believe you, Its called TACT!!! mothef****head mc****s, go mow a lawn ****box You morons like to talk **** about people just cus you are on a pc.
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You're the guy that rides my nuts in the gym and wants to use my machine after so you can sniff the seat with some hope you will grow from it.


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You look like a broken sexual chocolate. Go home and make love to your ****ing real doll. I'll knock you out so fast, and when I'm done, I'm gonna ****slap your mom while a take a dump on your chest. I am tired of this.

Bwhahahahahahah.
 
I've decided that the people here are all azzholes. Seriously, don't mess with me shi t face, I wrestle bears in my spare time. Go out with your friends or start a business or something. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what fukking happens to you. So shut the fukk up.
 
Anyone catch this show on the Travel channel called Madventures?

Two norwegians...Or could be Dutchmen, not sure...That travel the world and do strange ****.

The episode i just watched was a journey to brazil. They go to the ghetto and meet with a local gang member. Then they went into the Brazilian jungle with the natives and the shaman concocted some DMT from the local plants. Looks like DMT is some nasty ****. One of em couldnt stop puking.
 
Well you know what, I don't need your shi t. Just know that you should thank your lucky fuc-king stars that I'm not within a 10 mile radius of you. I couldn't care if you lived next door, I would kickbox your teeth down your throat if you come around. My d1ck is HUGE. Welcome to hell, population: you.
 
Hey Al, I think this DB's jockstrap is still laying on the field if you wanna sniff it.
Or better yet, give it to CC-10 so he can have Bobby Carpenter (seriously, who is that?) autograph it.

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JW32Hoops said:
Hey Al, I think this DB's jockstrap is still laying on the field if you wanna sniff it.
Or better yet, give it to CC-10 so he can have Bobby Carpenter (seriously, who is that?) autograph it.

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Awesome SFW session. Strength is down a bit. This 1-tren/pplex is good, but nothing compares to real tren/test. The Not Bigs today were impressed by the ability to squat two plates for reps. :lmao: They were in awe when I threw on four. It sux having to do this sh!t with no belt or wraps. You can't find that sh!t over here either. Not Bigs have no use for such things. I got those coming though, along with some more pplex.
 
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