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roids1 said:
Awesome SFW session. Strength is down a bit. This 1-tren/pplex is good, but nothing compares to real tren/test. The Not Bigs today were impressed by the ability to squat two plates for reps. :lmao: They were in awe when I threw on four. It sux having to do this sh!t with no belt or wraps. You can't find that sh!t over here either. Not Bigs have no use for such things. I got those coming though, along with some more pplex.
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Surely you can tie a knot out of one of the rittre peopre and use them as a wrap? If not them personally at least those little black pj's they all run around in. :D
 
Greatest joke ever;

Q. What do broccoli and anal sex have in common..?










A. If you're forced to have them as a child you probably won't enjoy them as an adult.




Rep me bitches. :D
 
Vance said:
Greatest joke ever;

Q. What do broccoli and anal sex have in common..?


A. If you're forced to have them as a child you probably won't enjoy them as an adult.


Rep me bitches. :D
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No sh!t! The very thought of it has me waking up screaming at night!

Broccoli, that is. :paranoid:
 
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i'm up tae ma knees in ****in' cow pat!
 
Hello everybody. I'm happy to announce that i have reached my all time low of 233lbs. My goal is 220. And when i finally reach my goal, i plan to bulk as much as i possibly can.

That's my update for today

P.S. I actually did a pull-up today... my first ever!
 
Sane - congrats on the pullup bro...stick with em

Roids - you didn't bring your wraps/belt from the US&A?

Vance - I'd rep you again if they'd let me, friggin hilarious :thumbsup:

Al - :afro:


I'm weak like a kitten and soft like a real boob. Been on a bit of a bender since Labor Day. Back in the gym today to make up for some lost time. jagerbombsjagerbombsjagerbombs :drunk:
 
There ain't been enough actividad up in here lately ***z! Where are all the AP stories. Even some p-rip, vike, drunk stories would help!

Anyhoo, I walked out my door last night and someone was p-rippin like a mofo up in this biatch. The 5th floor, all the way to the 2nd floor wreaked of p-rips. I almost had a contact buzz going when I got back up to my place. Turns out, one of my neighbors found a hemp plant outside and dried that bitch out and was trying it out. :lmao:
 
I'll have some AP stories for you this weekend Roids........Chicks coming over Sat. Night and The Liquid C will be flowin'............

Been feelin' weak while SFW lately........might be time to go back on The One... :439:
 
No SFW for me lately, strictly bender. Haven't had time to post on here lately though cuz my new job is taking up all my time during the days and I'm not really on the computer at night.

Anyhoo, been slammin Makers Mark like it's goin outta style. Wife got a big bottle of it as a gift from her old job, then I went to a wedding back east. Groom gave all us groomsmen engraved flasks so we filled them with Makers. Wedding was a sh!tshow of drunkenness. Hit the bar in the hotel afterwards, don't remember anything after that...woke up at 11am with a puddle of puke next to me. Apparently, ox + makers = :puke: Haven't had an old fashioned blackout like that since college.
 
Here's one for the JO Bank:

. . last night I was getting these phone calls from this chick on the current AP register. Not the prettiest flower in the bunch, but makes up for it in other areas :lol:

So she's calling, and I'm ignoring. It's 10,30 at night and Im trying to sleep. FFS! After the 4th fkg time I answer and say WTF? All I hear is this goddam buzzing in my ear. Shut the phone off. Calls again . . WTF????? Buzzing noise . . . Ah, snap!
 
She owes you an hour long blower for that shi t:cussing:



Kyle Orton getting his drink on at 11:00 AM :439:

Nice tail-pipe, too.....:fing02:



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jakellpet said:
Here's one for the JO Bank:

. . last night I was getting these phone calls from this chick on the current AP register. Not the prettiest flower in the bunch, but makes up for it in other areas :lol:

So she's calling, and I'm ignoring. It's 10,30 at night and Im trying to sleep. FFS! After the 4th fkg time I answer and say WTF? All I hear is this goddam buzzing in my ear. Shut the phone off. Calls again . . WTF????? Buzzing noise . . . Ah, snap!
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Since when did the sound of someone draw-starting a two-stroke leaf blower = buzzing?

It's probably the fact that it's a two stroke vibrator that made her think of you.

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Awesome p-rip and drunk stories! I think JDUB wins for his blackout adventure! :lmao: I haven't been that drunk prolly since my late teens! If I did that now, I'd prolly wake up with my liver next to me, with all these phs and AAS over the years.

Time to go get my SFW on! I'm a little wore out though. Had a few TsingTaos. Not much, but still feel a little tired. Guess I'm getting old.
 
Whitesnake said:
I'll have some AP stories for you this weekend Roids........Chicks coming over Sat. Night and The Liquid C will be flowin'............

Been feelin' weak while SFW lately........might be time to go back on The One... :439:
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Hey Al - you ever dose the Chick up on the VitC as well? :scratchchin:
 
GetSwoll said:
14 grams successfully copped. I need to hurry up and SFW so i can get my toke on.
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If you're gettin a half oz, just say you're gettin a half oz. :moon:

Smokin some stanky sh!t over here, gettin me all kindsa stony. Rockin the old green glass pipe. You wind up makin that Macintosh/Bic piece? :bandit:

P-rips all around.

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I might see about a prip or two this evening. But, not like last weekend. That was a miserable experience. I hate getting the noids around a big crowd of peeple.

BTW dems, 435 single on the BP today! No spot either, but the weight was feelin' light so I had to try it. Almost 2 bills over my bw. I'm hoping to get up over 450 by the time I get gearless again.
 
jakellpet said:
Hey Al - you ever dose the Chick up on the VitC as well? :scratchchin:
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She took some a couple weeks ago.........I was pissed cuz I wanted it for myself, but she insisted on takeng a little shot of the C..........guess she liked it cuz she was going wild.......:439:

Receptionist hooked me up wit some Xannies today.......love those fukkin things :)
 
JW32Hoops said:
If you're gettin a half oz, just say you're gettin a half oz. :moon:

Smokin some stanky sh!t over here, gettin me all kindsa stony. Rockin the old green glass pipe. You wind up makin that Macintosh/Bic piece? :bandit:

P-rips all around.

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LoL @ half oz. Im trying to help the foreigners on this site who use the Metric system. Props for the Cypress link....Black sunday is classic stoner listening.

Cant seem to find a lighter so im going to have to roll one. Probably gonna have to light my J off the toaster. small 1.25 papers....Mehh. Double wrapped no doubt.
 
GetSwoll said:
LoL @ half oz. Im trying to help the foreigners on this site who use the Metric system. Props for the Cypress link....Black sunday is classic stoner listening.

Cant seem to find a lighter so im going to have to roll one. Probably gonna have to light my J off the toaster. small 1.25 papers....Mehh. Double wrapped no doubt.
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Roll a bloint mang... :bandit:

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A-Rips? lol... I haven't done that before. But my brother brought over some ****ing pimp ass water pipe last friday and Me, my brother, and my dad smoked that ****.. We got ****ed up.. my brother gets the best weed all the time... Ever since the other day, i haven't been able to stop playing that new Halo3:ODST game. But i'm gonna work out today damnnit!! I got this ****ty chest to work on.

Oh yea, and i told you guys about my first pullup ever and my weight at 233lbs... but did i mention that my arms are still getting bigger even with the weight loss? very near 18 1/2 inches in size!!

I wanna pose next to Roids,, but now he's a Chiner man :(

<3
 
damn.. i love Jay. He is my Colombian superstar... He will be missed in my heart and my pants, forever!

We are like family here, maybe he'll pull a Sanesloot and figure out a slimeball way to crawl back into this place.. but until then, I'll pray for his health and well-being

Group Hug anybody? I need to cry on Roids' big Lats right now for support
 
I agree. The CT just lost a degree of it's homoerotocism. I'm off to weep in my cornflakes.

BTW BHG, how is the blogg going? My wankbank is pretty empty ATM . . :(
 
LOL, Wank bank lol... yea, I have much to write, i just haven't decided on what to write about next.. but i think i'm leaning on my Ugly Successful chick story.. I'll make it short and sweet :)
 
Gonna burn some Fire tree shortly..........

Nice Red haired squishy fire tree........can't wait....:439:

Popped a Xanny too.........Feel soooo relaxed!!!!

R.I.P. Jay :sleeping1:
 
I'm headin' out to Beijing on Tuesday for the holiday week. I'll be at the mercy of the in-laws. This blows. I'd much rather hang here with these crazy ass Canadians during the holiday. I'll probably miss some descent parties and some :439: opportunidad. I'd better be able to SFW during that time or I'll have to make sure it's a sh1tty week for everyone.

The good news is I'll be coming back here solo and remain solo for most of the duration of my time here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fest30:
 
i woke up this morning with teeth marks on my pee pee.

i used the words "why are you still here?"

least she had work at 9am!
 
i screwed my ex so long the other night, that my penis got hurt and had to sit out the second half of the game :-(

Its good when you can break up with someone, and still reap the benefits. God damn I should be a pimp for all fat women.

Love it or Hate it, The Deal is The Deal <3
 
ABout to go into my Midnight shift. **** is definitely tough getting used to, i'm still trying to figure it out.

Did some squats and Dead lifts today, felt pretty good and please dont ask how much weight i was doing, i'm way too embarrassed to say, but only because i just started doing them again.
 
BestHomeGym said:
ABout to go into my Midnight shift. **** is definitely tough getting used to, i'm still trying to figure it out.

Did some squats and Dead lifts today, felt pretty good and please dont ask how much weight i was doing, i'm way too embarrassed to say, but only because i just started doing them again.
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i should really do legs tomorrow :puppy_dog_eyes:
 
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