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I had a little adventure last nite. The wife musta been a friggin blonde in a former life! She was effin around on the computer last night and all the sudden comes in and says "OMG! I just won $60,000RMB!!!!" That's roughly $9,000 USD. I asked how and she's like "I entered this contest on Yahoo.cn and won 2nd prize!!" So, I'm pretty excited now. But, about 10 minutes later, she says "Their gonna deposit it in our bank account within 15 minutes. I'm sitting on the couch surfin' the net and didn't really pay attention to that last comment. Then, a few minutes later I'm like "Holy Fukkin sh!t!!!!!! :smileeek: How are they gonna deposit it in our account??????" Apparently, this "contest" turned out to be some pop-up bullsh!t that came up when she was surfin' yahoo that said something like "In honor of Chinese National Day, you've been selected to enter a sweepstakes, yada yada, yada." In order to receive the "prize" they just needed a little info, including bank account #, her tax ID #, date of birth, and address........all of which, she gave to them.

So, we got to spend halfa this morning at the bank closing and reopening chequing accounts. I told her I've always wondered WTF falls for that kinda ****.............and now we know!
 
roids1 said:
I had a little adventure last nite. The wife musta been a friggin blonde in a former life! She was effin around on the computer last night and all the sudden comes in and says "OMG! I just won $60,000RMB!!!!" That's roughly $9,000 USD. I asked how and she's like "I entered this contest on Yahoo.cn and won 2nd prize!!" So, I'm pretty excited now. But, about 10 minutes later, she says "Their gonna deposit it in our bank account within 15 minutes. I'm sitting on the couch surfin' the net and didn't really pay attention to that last comment. Then, a few minutes later I'm like "Holy Fukkin sh!t!!!!!! How are they gonna deposit it in our account??????" Apparently, this "contest" turned out to be some pop-up bullsh!t that came up when she was surfin' yahoo that said something like "In honor of Chinese National Day, you've been selected to enter a sweepstakes, yada yada, yada." In order to receive the "prize" they just needed a little info, including bank account #, her tax ID #, date of birth, and address........all of which, she gave to them.

So, we got to spend halfa this morning at the bank closing and reopening chequing accounts. I told her I've always wondered WTF falls for that kinda ****.............and now we know!
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DO. NOT. WANT. :cussing:

You're gonna get bombarded by phone calls from African princes who need $5,000 to get their $20,000,000,000 in gold bars out of storage and are prepared to give you a cool million for your $5k next.

Put net nanny on her computer dude.

What the hell happened to Jay?
 
:werd: When you win a contest you never entered and all they need is your bank account # to send it, that should scream bullsh!t. I had no idea, at first, that it was a friggin pop-up and she didn't even sign up for any contest. I think my 6y/o old woulda called BS on that one.

Jay got :gore: for racial slurs.
 
roids1 said:
Then, a few minutes later I'm like "Holy Fukkin sh!t!!!!!! :smileeek: How are they gonna deposit it in our account??????"
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HAHA! i can't stop "rofl"ing :icon_lol:
 
Time for football bytches.......Go Favvvvvre!!!!!!!!!!!

Already had 2 Sailor Jerry shots and a beer before 10 AM.......I sense an intervention:puppy_dog_eyes:

Red haired pipe-rip and fat dip for kick-off!!!!!!!


Roids wife = Gullible:boggled:

AP story on the way.........she's sleeping right now
 
yo Old man River (Al), that Sailor Jerry is some nice ****. Much better than Captain, but you need to get that Vodka made by "Three Olives" --Bubble-- its a bubble gum flavored vodka, and that **** is ****ing nice, and the women love it... they'll do special favors for such greatness ;)

EDIT: I just weighed myself and i'm down to 231lbs!! 11lbs to go!
 
Vance said:
DO. NOT. WANT. :cussing:

You're gonna get bombarded by phone calls from African princes who need $5,000 to get their $20,000,000,000 in gold bars out of storage and are prepared to give you a cool million for your $5k next.

Put net nanny on her computer dude.

What the hell happened to Jay?
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yeah, you get the same b1tches on the internet dating sites too.

"I wanna **** yo junk etc"
"BTW, I need help getting all my cash outa Nigeria"
:puppy_dog_eyes:
 
jakellpet said:
yeah, you get the same b1tches on the internet dating sites too.

"I wanna **** yo junk etc"
"BTW, I need help getting all my cash outa Nigeria"
:puppy_dog_eyes:
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I thought you'd be much too pimp to be internet dating bud?

Or is this a friend of a friend you're talking about...?

:icon_lol:
 
Vance said:
I thought you'd be much too pimp to be internet dating bud?

Or is this a friend of a friend you're talking about...?

:icon_lol:
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dude, the net is an untapped gold mine for rampant tottie :wink1:

I do all the groundwork while I work away - set it all up when I hit town.

I got two fillies in the JKP stable so far, a couple of future prospects to consider and a tonne of filthy pics and videos for the wankbank :laugh: - all good fun! :thumbsup:
 
jakellpet said:
dude, the net is an untapped gold mine for rampant tottie :wink1:

I do all the groundwork while I work away - set it all up when I hit town.

I got two fillies in the JKP stable so far, a couple of future prospects to consider and a tonne of filthy pics and videos for the wankbank :laugh: - all good fun! :thumbsup:
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Sounds like the average Friday night at the Rise. :D
 
jakellpet is right. I have scored way more from dates set up online than I ever could just going out to a bar or whatever and trying to hook up.
 
Birthday was pretty effin tight yesterday. Hit the bar at 9:30am for the G-Men...many b-day pints were bought for me, was triple-fisting at one point. :drunk: Wife brought out a cake, the whole bar sang...Giants won, all my fantasy teams won...great times. Got a new frisbee and a new basketball. Brought the new 'bee up to the mountain with a 64oz jug of IPA...it was glorious. :cheers:

Strug-a-ling a bit today, but I'm getting through it with lots of coffee and water. :ninja:
 
JW32Hoops said:
Birthday was pretty effin tight yesterday. Hit the bar at 9:30am for the G-Men...many b-day pints were bought for me, was triple-fisting at one point. :drunk: Wife brought out a cake, the whole bar sang...Giants won, all my fantasy teams won...great times. Got a new frisbee and a new basketball. Brought the new 'bee up to the mountain with a 64oz jug of IPA...it was glorious. :cheers:

Strug-a-ling a bit today, but I'm getting through it with lots of coffee and water. :ninja:
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Happy birthday bro.

I was feeling like you are today yesterday. A buddy of mine who is career Navy was in town from Virginia Beach. Saturday was a drunken mess. I think we stopped drinking and passed out around 6-7 AM on Sunday morning.
 
texaswolf said:
Happy birthday bro.

I was feeling like you are today yesterday. A buddy of mine who is career Navy was in town from Virginia Beach. Saturday was a drunken mess. I think we stopped drinking and passed out around 6-7 AM on Sunday morning.
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Thanks brutha! (you too Saney)

Man, now THAT's a helluva night! Y'all wake up in time to watch football?

11am out here. Clock-watching hard today. 3 hours down, 6.5 hours to go.... :boggled:
 
Yea, I watched football and was just hurting most of the day. I should have just slept and not watched the Texans game. ****ers.

It was definitely a bender of epic proportions. That **** happens once a year when he makes it back to Houston to visit though.
 
I dont think so. Im dying right now under a mountain of uni work and also i dont think the mods would be too pleased about it. I almost got banned for saying T*st! :cussing:
 
Doogsy123 said:
I dont think so. Im dying right now under a mountain of uni work and also i dont think the mods would be too pleased about it. I almost got banned for saying T*st! :cussing:
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Good deal man, let us know how it all works out. I'm starting my first pin cycle in feb.
 
This is the 2nd day not feeling much difference yet. Will hit the gym later for some legs. Hopefully it should kick in in the next couple of days
 
Neovar? Might as well quicken the pace with a few other placebos while you're at it.

What happened to the god damn Prohormone supps??
 
BestHomeGym said:
Neovar? Might as well quicken the pace with a few other placebos while you're at it.

What happened to the god damn Prohormone supps??
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They get banned every few years it seems like. I'm sure supplement companies will come back with another product that does the same thing eventually.
 
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Wow, i didn't know i couldn't talk about Steroid buying sources.. my bad. Won't happen again. Anyhow, i was walking home from Wal-Mart and stepped on a dirty needed and I became a ~Big~
 
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Brain Regan has been one of the best for a long time.

Old school:

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Sup APers . . . interesting week. . .Got into town, had this milf on the net inviting me around for merlot . . . packed some vit C just in case ;) . .toasting, I popped the C and starting flushing, she was asking if I was embarrassed about something :lol: So I made the move :thumbsup:

. .anyway, spent the end of the week driving this chinaman 1400km to look at this project for a $3m deal - mostly offroad down bush tracks in the WopWops.

The lil' fker kept wanting to drive, I got so tired I let him. White fkg knuckled ride, didnt know sh1t about a manual, nearly drove us into a semi after 30min. Stopped the vehicle and nearly dragged his arse out of the drivers seat. Hardest 2k I ever earnt FFS
 
Man....this place is DEAD!!!!!........wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!

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