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Merry Xmas Geared!

Sup democratic peeps! Went to a party last night and had plenty of red wine, beer, rum, and prips! Feeling a little tired this morning, but not too bad.
 
Got a Steve Smith jersey and a bottle of the Macallan from the wife. Best. Gifts. Ever.

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JW32Hoops said:
I love scotch...scotchy scotch scoth. Drink it all down, down in my belly...

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I fukkin' shower in that ****! I may have to pop a coldie in a few.

I road in one of these biatches today. Fukkin scary as hell. For 3RMB, you can ride one of these effers home from most anywhere in town. It's like riding in one of those little cars at an amusement park. I had to stuff myself into it and scruntch down to fit in. I kept thinking if this fukker has a wreck, I'm a goner.

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roids1 said:
I fukkin' shower in that ****! I may have to pop a coldie in a few.

I road in one of these biatches today. Fukkin scary as hell. For 3RMB, you can ride one of these effers home from most anywhere in town. It's like riding in one of those little cars at an amusement park. I had to stuff myself into it and scruntch down to fit in. I kept thinking if this fukker has a wreck, I'm a goner.

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:toofunny: no that car is sure to make any Big look ghey! :pokey:
 
Sh!t, you're right. I didn't think about that. That's a notch or two gheyer than riding in one of those little VW Beetles wit the flower by the dash. At least I'm 10 thousand km from home.
 
Ive seen someone pushing that clown car down in NC. I would up my life insurance driving around in that. Id say a medium size impact with a bicycle would require the Jaws of Life to get one extracted from the wreck. I guess the plus side would be parking, as you could just carry your vehicle inside with you.

Just smashed a free breakfast at the hotel im in. Belgian waffles, raisin bread with PB and Jelly, 2 sausage biscuits, bowl of raisin bran, cup of milk and an orange. Just got out on bond yesterday from the joint on some BS charges. Spent 6 days in the Pitt county detention center in Greenville, NC....3 tiny meals a day, no sleep, the f*ckin worst!

Gotta drive back home for 3 hrs....After i nap off this Mega Sumo Bigsby breakfast!

Al, you ordered your testy? Let me know what you ordered (shoot me a PM on BN...yeah its moi)
 
Damn man, that sucks. Just curious. Did you have to toss anyone's salad in there, or did you make anyone toss yours?
 
Damn McJuice........that sukks........too much time in that joint could make you a Not Big in no time.

I'll shoot ya a PM at BN.........got some Q's for ya.
 
hello not bigs. you may remember me as goodskie. i just wanted to let all of you know that you're still not a big. non of you are geared on havoc. you are all small ***** ***got berries and i am a jack. just sayin
 
I don't believe this is goodskie. Goodskie was always a gentleman and would never say something like that. I think this is tommyd. You're just angry because you've been taking tren for years and still don't look like you actually WO. You hear me???? Fukking answer me!!!!
 
supp dems, been a harrowing few days. . . booze, strange powders, hounded by the backdoor AP chick, dropped way too much vitC last night and I can't hit the beach cause of my boner. It's damn sore too. Hot as hell, godamn I might have to strap it down so I can swim.
 
jakellpet said:
supp dems, been a harrowing few days. . . booze, strange powders, hounded by the backdoor AP chick, dropped way too much vitC last night and I can't hit the beach cause of my boner. It's damn sore too. Hot as hell, godamn I might have to strap it down so I can swim.
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Awesome to have our gearded friends back on the CT. :439: Jay, best of luck with your legal situation bro. In NC is it up to the accuser to press charges or does the state become the plantiff once the complaint is filed? :pokey:
 
You poppin the Liquid C, Jake?

With liquid C i don't walk around with random wood...........My wood needs to be stimulated, then it's full wood til then session ends........How much did you take?

25 mg is plenty for me.........you musta taken a full vial or sum10:eek5:
 
no man, got these 10mg tabs, but theyve been a little hit and miss - dodgy generic tadalafil from India. Std dose is 10mg, so I dropped 30mg.
 
Werd! With VitC, you need some action to get the wood pumped. I've never gotten random boners with it. That Indian stuff is probably a mix of some different chems. Viagra is the onlt thing I know of that'll give you the random wood like you got when you were 15.
 
roids1 said:
Werd! With VitC, you need some action to get the wood pumped. I've never gotten random boners with it. That Indian stuff is probably a mix of some different chems. Viagra is the onlt thing I know of that'll give you the random wood like you got when you were 15.
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goddam curry munchers!
 
roids1 said:
Werd! With VitC, you need some action to get the wood pumped. I've never gotten random boners with it. That Indian stuff is probably a mix of some different chems. Viagra is the onlt thing I know of that'll give you the random wood like you got when you were 15.
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i dropped some viagra one night i was out, it fell out my m8s pocket and i thought it would be a good idea in my drunken state. The 17year old grinding on me was going to get it. but that didn't fall through, ended up going round to another chicks house the next day. The random would was nuts. blasted out 4 LHJO that day and the chick got a couple rounds too

AP story (i have carpet burns on my knees) from xmas night coming tomorrow, i'll try get another one tonight, just away out :1244:
 
I'm not so sure that underage AP stories are allowed in the CT. Then again, that's legal in Europe. Awe WTH, let's hear it!
 
roids1 said:
Wow! Guess the rest of us were just born on the wrong side of the pond eh!
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werd~! 16 is the age of consent, smoking. 18 to vote and drink. LHJO has no restrictions.

btw, been researching implant pellets for my hamster. No such luck down this a-ways . . everything controlled and restricted :(
 
That sucks. Hamsters are much more intense with pellets. Better for you and them. Just give'em some mdma tabs and you should get good enough results.
 
nothing happened with the 17 year old, that was months ago, she had a pot belly too.

I'll update later tonight, 2 AP stories, 1 from xmas day and 1 from last night, two diff girls lol. got into a fight in a irish bar lol, good night - just having some stovies and brown sauce :)
 
Im back at work. VitC only just wearing off. Im with chub, been AP 2 chicks, one twice. Im getting sick of that backdoor nutcase, always demanding it in the A. There will be no LHJO this week. The honeymoon is over dems.
 
JW32Hoops said:
best of luck with your legal situation bro.
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Thanks bro. appreciate it.

JW32Hoops said:
In NC is it up to the accuser to press charges or does the state become the plantiff once the complaint is filed? :pokey:
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Lmao @ that emoticon.

The state took over. Not sure about other judicial procedures....But in a domestic case, they took it over. But it looks good if the plantiff doesnt appear. what im hearing is....if the plantiff doesnt appear, the DA will sometimes offer a plea on a lesser charge, especially if they have really nothing solid to work with. No idea what a lesser charge for communicating a threat is though. :thinking: Its already a low ball DV misdemeanor.

The DA was kinda hot btw. An icey bitch though. Everytime the judge seemed swayed by my story, she kept chiming in about flight risks and the "severity" of the case, which is nonsense.

Anyway fu*k it. Got back into my gym grind today, then got my tan on again. feelin good.

My boy who works there sympathized with the legal ordeal and hooked me up with some tree in the parkin lot. Got a Brut size bottle of sparkilin white goin now. Feelin too nice to sleep.
 
jakellpet said:
Im back at work. VitC only just wearing off. Im with chub, been AP 2 chicks, one twice. Im getting sick of that backdoor nutcase, always demanding it in the A. .
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Maybe she was Freddie Mercury in a past life.

Anyway, Too much buggery and you'll get bacteria all up in your urinary track. No lie. Then when you bang her vaginally, she'll end up with Vaginosis or something equally hideous.
 
Gears McJuice said:
Maybe she was Freddie Mercury in a past life.

Anyway, Too much buggery and you'll get bacteria all up in your urinary track. No lie. Then when you bang her vaginally, she'll end up with Vaginosis or something equally hideous.
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I can believe that, but I wear an industrial sized gumboot, then spray myself down in sheep dip afterwards. You see she's a vet, and Im hoping to get the fina pellet hookup.
 
jakellpet said:
I can believe that, but I wear an industrial sized gumboot, then spray myself down in sheep dip afterwards. You see she's a vet, and Im hoping to get the fina pellet hookup.
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Maybe you could implant some of those pellets in her bung and she will get tren pu##y and leave you alone.
 
wow bog happening in the CT and i have only been gone like a week. Happy holidays dems.




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