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This stuff is 48% alc. It'll lite ya up. The beer is weak, but liquor will knock you on y'ass. It sneaks up on you and will give you one helluva hangover.
 
Just mowed a big ass plate of vegtables, tofu, egg drop soup, rice, and liver with green peppers! Can't wait to SF Legs after classes tonight. Time to get HUUUGE!
 
jakellpet said:
sup Brownwings Commander Whitesnake?

Heard no adventures from you since :drillsergeant: :drillsergeant: :drillsergeant:
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Just normal AP over the weekend.......nothing special............:happysad:



Tryin' to work on sum10 new..........getting bored with this one.......Need some new AP..........Liquid C is still the best $40 I ever spent, though :)

Pasta, salad, and Merlot has me very sleepy. :sleepy:
 
Thats right! and i have more stories like the first one.. the second one was with my coworker who was the President of Little League baseball and stole their entire funds for his pleasure lol I'll give out his cell phone number if anyone wants to prank him and tell him how Great of a person he is :)

but yea, when i get some more time, i'll write some more girl stories and other garbage
 
GetSwoll said:
Kangaroo meat? Is it any good?
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Nutrition-wise, very high in iron, low in fat. It can be a bit gamey, but the mince is just fine for burgers or chilli.

You can get premium fillet for about half the price of beef - I tend to marinate them in merlot, garlic and herbs for 12 hours to mellow the taste.

Most people dont dig it, apart from the Aboriginies. Feed it to their dog :mischievous:
 
jakellpet said:
Nutrition-wise, very high in iron, low in fat. It can be a bit gamey, but the mince is just fine for burgers or chilli.

You can get premium fillet for about half the price of beef - I tend to marinate them in merlot, garlic and herbs for 12 hours to mellow the taste.

Most people dont dig it, apart from the Aboriginies. Feed it to their dog :mischievous:
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ooh i love Kangaroo. you get it in some of the bars here. Not so much in the supermarkets though :(
 
was just looking at the chineselovelinks. Whats the deal with them all wanting marriage? all i'm after is some head :(

i found some chick that looks like a vulcan too. Maybe i'll be able to act out some of my startrek fetishes
 
Chub said:
was just looking at the chineselovelinks. Whats the deal with them all wanting marriage? all i'm after is some head :(

i found some chick that looks like a vulcan too. Maybe i'll be able to act out some of my startrek fetishes
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haha - Chub, you sound like proper 'Clean Thread' material. You will need so share a sordid story of your unscrupulous past with the Team :paranoid:
 
Chub said:
was just looking at the chineselovelinks. Whats the deal with them all wanting marriage? all i'm after is some head :(

i found some chick that looks like a vulcan too. Maybe i'll be able to act out some of my startrek fetishes
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Awesome clean thread type there! They want a green card. That's what the marriage is all about. But, think of it this way. If you want a wife and she wants to be a citizen, what better match could you ask for?
 
Anyone here heard of Mike Strutter? He's CT material:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE4Lle30msc"]YouTube - Mike Strutter[/ame]
 
roids1 said:
Awesome clean thread type there! They want a green card. That's what the marriage is all about. But, think of it this way. If you want a wife and she wants to be a citizen, what better match could you ask for?
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Was your wife mail order?
 
Werd! She was already here. They do dig them lats. Ever seen a chinaman with giant lats? :lmao:

Yeah Al, I pound a coupla tsingdaos nearly everyday. Either that or Snow (beer that is).
 
GetSwoll said:
Al, you still at the old site anymore?
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Nah........just bounce around here a little bit........Lifting only 3 days/week right now......need to ease my shoulder back to full strength........fukkin thing hurts when I just tip my glass to take a sip of Merlot...:laugh: :banghead:
 
Werd! TsingTao! I ain't been here long enough to get that fluent yet. The TsingTao is only like 3.6% alco. I've been drinking Snow lately. It's at least 4.5%. In fact, I'm bout to pound one right now. It's cheap as hell over here also. I can get a 580ml bottle for 3RMB. That's like 45 cents knogs. I just may slam a few along with some prips tomorrow nite.
 
Just kilt a coupla ham & cheese sammiches. SF chest & tris earlier today. This 1-tren and plex is the shizzle. I managed to throw up 405x3 on flat BP today. I brought this Not Big with me to the gym also. Cat is about 6'8/260, but could only BP 135x6. Made me fell like Ahnold.

Headin' out to a party at this crazy Canadian's place in a few. I'll prolly pound a coupla Snows and maybe a prips prips also if possible.
 
God Damn! Pulled up to the drive thru for my food. Some big country redneck was working the window But the black chick in the backround had such a FAT ASSS.

I wanted her to catch me staring. So when she turned back to me, she saw me ogling her gigantic Ass and thighs. When she looked at me, i looked at her lickin my lips.

So What does she do? Puts on a show for me. Thats why i love Dem brauds.

She Drops a paperbag and bends over, giving me full view of her huge ass.

I made sure she caught me staring again. She turned to the mexican chick next to her and says something...The mexi chic looks over at me smiling.

I just wanted to bury my face in that big donkey ass. Tight ass jeans so i bet her crotch smelled like Talapia.
 
we just don't have that kind of donkey arse over here - you'd have to import it.

Here's some Talapia for you GetSwoll :laugh:

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GetSwoll said:
God Damn! Pulled up to the drive thru for my food. Some big country redneck was working the window But the black chick in the backround had such a FAT ASSS.

I wanted her to catch me staring. So when she turned back to me, she saw me ogling her gigantic Ass and thighs. When she looked at me, i looked at her lickin my lips.

So What does she do? Puts on a show for me. Thats why i love Dem brauds.

She Drops a paperbag and bends over, giving me full view of her huge ass.

I made sure she caught me staring again. She turned to the mexican chick next to her and says something...The mexi chic looks over at me smiling.

I just wanted to bury my face in that big donkey ass. Tight ass jeans so i bet her crotch smelled like Talapia.
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Damn, mah kn....! You be all up in dat ghetto ass!
 
So the postman delivered my drive/RPM stack today!:bling:

Cant wait to try this stuff, with all the reviews going around i know im in for a good time! :afro:
 
Good times last night! Several brews and massive prips (actuallyJrips). But, it was a little too good. I got the noids really bad. I was all out on cloud 9 and people kept walking up and shooting the sh!t with me. I could barely form a sentence for about 30 minutes till it wore off. I don't think I'm gonna do anymore prips in public like that.
 
roids1 said:
Good times last night! Several brews and massive prips (actuallyJrips). But, it was a little too good. I got the noids really bad. I was all out on cloud 9 and people kept walking up and shooting the sh!t with me. I could barely form a sentence for about 30 minutes till it wore off. I don't think I'm gonna do anymore prips in public like that.
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Damm Roids.....you've become a party animal ever since you arrived in Chiner..:afro:

You make J-Dub and myself very proud with the P-rippin..........just got back from the store to get some Sparks and I saw a sixer of Tsingtao sittin' there and immediately thought of Roids. :laugh:
 
You shoulda bought it. Yeah, there's a party here pretty much every fri and sat nite. These fukkers are crazy. The prip guy this time was a teacher who's in his late 50s and gets it from his son in Toronto.
 
roids1 said:
You shoulda bought it. Yeah, there's a party here pretty much every fri and sat nite. These fukkers are crazy. The prip guy this time was a teacher who's in his late 50s and gets it from his son in Toronto.
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the import it into China??? :surprised:
 
A few of my Profs at San Diego State used to burn tree.......Teachers love burnin tree.......My Music teacher especially :laugh:

Nothin like gettin blazed to some Stravinsky or Tchaikovsky....:afro:


.......and Frederic Fukkin Chopin....

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Last night was just too much. I was all :paranoid: and I couldn't think str8. I can't stand that feeling. It was an antisocial feeling. I was thinking "I gotta GTFO of here! :surprised: "
 
I've become a tranny-magnet on this dating website :laugh:

FFS, some of these dems look like wrestlers with lipstick and a tuckbetween :dunno:
 
jakellpet said:
I've become a tranny-magnet on this dating website :laugh:

FFS, some of these dems look like wrestlers with lipstick and a tuckbetween :dunno:
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BTO would be all over that site, just saying...

"Any love is good lovin
So I took what I could get,
Yes, I took what I could get.
And then, and then, and then she
Looked at me with those big brown eyes
And said, "You ain't seen nothin yet.
Baby, you just ain't seen na-, na-,
Nothin yet.
Here's somethin, here's somethin,
Here's somethin you're
never gonna forget, baby
Baby, baby, baby
You ain't seen na-, na-, nothin yet.
You ain't seen nothin yet."

...yeah. I leave you with a song you will now forever associate with lipstick and a tuckbetween, good day.



The Kinks - Lola
The Beatles - Get Back
I'm sure there are many others.
 
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