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I tried for an hour to take a nap, but this effer downstairs won't turn off the fukkin stereo. The wife's been out with her stupid cousin all friggin day. They even went to see a psychic. Now there's a good use of my hard earned yuan! I'm bored as hell. Maybe it's time for a coldie.
 
marine0231 said:
What's goin on guys, so what is this clean thread all about
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Sorry, just now saw this. The CT is about anything and everything morally decadent. You name it. It is primarily centered around AP, JO, pr0n, booze, p-rips, vikes, and percs. But, you can throw in anything else you like.
 
roids1 said:
Sorry, just now saw this. The CT is about anything and everything morally decadent. You name it. It is primarily centered around AP, JO, pr0n, booze, p-rips, vikes, and percs. But, you can throw in anything else you like.
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****ing reverse psychology!

I saw this thread ages ago and thought, "Clean thread? Probably full of Ned Flanders types, not even going to bother"

Thanks to jakellpet for steering me in the right direction. :D
 
There is only one rule. If this is your first time in the CT, you must share a perverse personal experience.
 
roids1 said:
There is only one rule. If this is your first time in the CT, you must share a perverse personal experience.
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Alright.

One time a mate sent me (An albeit heavily airbrushed) pic of Kelly Osborne, and I thought she looked hot. Prick only told me who it was after I said so.

I still feel dirty... :why:
 
Vance said:
Alright.

One time a mate sent me (An albeit heavily airbrushed) pic of Kelly Osborne, and I thought she looked hot. Prick only told me who it was after I said so.

I still feel dirty... :why:
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Good Lord, man. Kelly's a horse. I'd phuck the hell outta Jack though. Wait... no... wait...
 
Anyone who can JO to Kelly Osborne deserves respect. :lmao: :paranoid:

rubbering, what's with the cyrillic title? You going all commie on us?
 
Werd! She does look just like him. Scary.

This is wierd. This site seems to know where we all are. Check out the add I get whenever I drop in on a "babe" thread.

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roids1 said:
Werd! She does look just like him. Scary.

This is wierd. This site seems to know where we all are. Check out the add I get whenever I drop in on a "babe" thread.

China Girls
Foreign Men Seek Chinese Women
For Love & Dating. Join 100% Free!
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Change your location to Mongolia and see if they have any 'chicks with beards and many horses' sites. :D
 
LOL.

And the faux-msn-messenger pop ups will be like, "Does my bomb look big in this..?" next a pic of some chick who looks like a ninja.
 
Vance said:
LOL.

And the faux-msn-messenger pop ups will be like, "Does my bomb look big in this..?" next a pic of some chick who looks like a ninja.
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Look at me. It is way too late for me to be laughing as loud as I just did at that post. DO YOU HEAR ME, VANCE??!! This is bush! Bush league.
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Didn't realise when you guys said Kelly Osborne was horsey you were speaking from such personal experience. :D

Good on you lads, I'd rather bang a horse than a donkey so I feel better now. :D

Edit for jakellpet. :P
 
roids1 said:
Sorry, just now saw this. The CT is about anything and everything morally decadent. You name it. It is primarily centered around AP, JO, pr0n, booze, p-rips, vikes, and percs. But, you can throw in anything else you like.
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Its all good man, alright this is both perverse and horribly disgusting. Ill keep it brief. So me and this chick i had been dating for about a month finally did the deed. We were already fooling around when i went down on her. I was down there not even a minute when she ****ing quifed right in my face. I was like what the ****! She just said im so sorry i couldnt hold it in. It didnt really smell, but just the fact that she basically farted in my face was disgusting.
 
marine0231 said:
Its all good man, alright this is both perverse and horribly disgusting. Ill keep it brief. So me and this chick i had been dating for about a month finally did the deed. We were already fooling around when i went down on her. I was down there not even a minute when she ****ing quifed right in my face. I was like what the ****! She just said im so sorry i couldnt hold it in. It didnt really smell, but just the fact that she basically farted in my face was disgusting.
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Hahahah. I thought you were going to go down the 'dolmio grin' route with that one.

Glad you didn't. :laugh2:
 
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Now it's time for b-rips, more football, Manwich and home made peach cobbler

I :heart: Sundays.

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texaswolf said:
So what is DRSE guys? Fill me in.
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It's a highly exclusive, elite secret society. In fact, it's so secret, I can't even talk about it. :tapedshut:

Yeah Jay, I'm bigger than most chinamen. But, this building is for foreign teachers. So, 98% of the folks here are Canadians. Then again, most Canadians aren't jacked either.
 
I'm the forum'r Bruno? Wtf does that mean? And i can't wait to come chill with my Bro-ham Roids in Chiner town.. maybe i'll be the second biggest guy there. At i won't feel like i'm not hung.. sucks only having 5 1/2 inches living in my Dem infested area...

I went to the Phillies game when they beat the Mets on Sunday and i got the worst sunburn on my nose... ****ing sucks! I'd rather screw Kelly Osbourne... I think shes hot enough, of course i'm into fat chicks :)..


Omg guys, i just got done talking to my ex g/f who i haven't seen in 7 years. and she got so hot and she thinks i'm hot to lol. Anyhow, she sent me a few teasing pictures.. i wish i was allowed to show you guys on here.. i'd put a hurtin on that ****y

Oh and i started a Blog i'll have to link you guys when i've hit 50 posts
 
http ://immunetoheroin.blogspot. com/


just delete the spaces and copy and paste my brothas.. i'll be writing more in that later.
 
supp demlets . . . back in sincity today. Got a hairdresser date lined up. Hi AP potential, might get my nuts waxed in the deal. No word on the trib. Might have to run the gauntlet with the One instead . . .
 
Sup dems! Just got back from dinner. Dinner was good, but it meant no SFW today since I was in class till 5:30 and couldn't go earlier. But, free tsingdaos almost made it worth it. The bruhaha is effin weak over here, just like the p-rips. Only 4.5% alc.

BTW, I thought these asian kids were sposed to be smart. I gave a quiz today and all of'em were sitting there with their books open. I asked my TA wtf was going on and he was all like "It's okay, they are always do the quiz open book. The mid-term and final will be with the close book."

Meanwhile, I ran into this dem (English teacher) who partied with is the other night. He was holding a bag fulla some kind of plant. I asked him what it was and he said he and this other guy found what appeared to be a hemp plant growing wild by the road right outside the campus. They're drying it out and gonna give it a try in the next coupla days. He was like "if it's the real deal, I'll probably just stay here forever." Fukkin crazy Canadians!
 
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