PREGNANT??? idk!

fmfws185

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Ok guys and gals here's the thing I'm not sure if my gf is pregnant or not. We both really hope she is.
BUT the thing is is we had false alarms b4 and everytime I get excited cause she has the exact pregnancy symptoms her period comes and its kinda like a punch in the face.
And for the past couple months I've jst been like well its not gonna happen until this month
Any of u guys that have kids and went through this already got any insight on this
 
Just have sex with her without a condom a couple times a day, everyday, and if you cant conceive, one of you has low fertility or none at all...
 
never had that problem i have 2 kids she just said im pregnat and i said sh it another 18 sentence j/k kind of
 
There are very slim chances you will get her pregnant on non ovulating days. Figure out when she is ovulating and try to make babies on those days. Other than that it's pretty much sex for pleasure.
 
chocolatemilk said:
There are very slim chances you will get her pregnant on non ovulating days. Figure out when she is ovulating and try to make babies on those days. Other than that it's pretty much sex for pleasure.
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I would just say do it as 3 times daily, with or without lube. :bigok:
 
I have a close friend who tried for a long time to conceive. Him and his girl went at it like horny high schoolers... I mean 3 times a day, 7 days a week... On period, off period, you name it. No success.

However the doctor adviced my friend to try to have sex when it was colder. Something about a colder temperature increases fertility (even though your balls recess a bit and your **** looks smaller).. But they tried this a couple of times and they had success. Now theyre about a month from having their baby girl.
 
First of all... dont go busting day in day out and expect the best results. Learn her ovulating time of the month and hold off busting a nut 3 days prior. Then during ovulation, maybe a day prior to ovulation, pump her full of so much baby batter is starts spilling out her nose... then pump more.

Also, get your **** checked. My cuz got checked out after 9 months of trying, then proceeded to frame his results because they were much higher than average... claimed he had papers on his junk.

If you live around a SHER institute, it is free semen analysis month.

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You know spotting is also a sign of pregnancy. And yes i've had that problem, just give it time. And if she has low egg count which is like the number one cause of infertility, then tell her to take Clomid on her ovulating days. It will help concieve big time almost garenting twins! So have her be careful and read into it. But trust when the kid comes it is HARD AS ****!!!
 
yeah man role model :) situation! LOVE IT!
 
hahhahahahhaha we should open up a hooker/STD situation and have HUMP be the moderater LMAO
 
put a gilr on nolva for a week and boooooom no more baby problem
 
loll jk
 
I've heard of clomid being used for fertility but I'm only falimiar with it as a serm. Exactly how well does it work?
 
nolva kills estorgen, no estrogen = no baby loll this is not proven though simply entertaining comedy.

this girl cheated on my buddy so he gave her a 40mg dose of nolva.... she felt sick for a week mood swing too, loss of appetite, deppression etc etc
 
HumpTheCook said:
my reputation precedes me.
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Of course! I see now, if only i had realized this way before i even thought about posting such a regretable comment! Gosh what a freakin jerk I am! So fuk!n immature i am sometimes i swear! I am truely sorry "HumpTheCook", could you ever be so kind as to find it invested in your heart to forgive me for ever insulting you? I realize now how well respected of a role model you are here, and to us all. If only I had been man enough to open my eyes! You my friend truely are a Ron Jeremy in the in his prime if not you have surpassed him. May you thrust down your fat **** upon my shoulder and solute me?
 
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