Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

MidwestBeast said:
lol

I genuinely thought her response was awesome and then it was just ironic that her defensive answer backed up what the other guys had said about women.

what are you saying? and why didn't you say that in the thread? :) tbh, I really couldn't tell if you were mocking me or not. I have blonde moments sometimes!
 
LiveToLift said:
The hell is going on in here?

I think I'm being made fun of :( I give up.. was just giving somebody advice.. being nice, like always!
 
mls51112 said:
I think I'm being made fun of :( I give up.. was just giving somebody advice.. being nice, like always!

No one is making fun of you
 
what are you saying? and why didn't you say that in the thread? :) tbh, I really couldn't tell if you were mocking me or not. I have blonde moments sometimes!

Haha. I can understand how you might have thought I was making fun of you, given the mood/direction of that entire thread. I was very sincere, though, because my views don't line up with a lot of the guys on this forum, anyway (not a "go out and get laid" type of guy). And I didn't post any more in that thread because I didn't want to create a sub-plot to the horror that already existed (i.e. I didn't have the energy to argue with people who are pretty close-minded toward something).

The hell is going on in here?

I think I'm being made fun of :( I give up.. was just giving somebody advice.. being nice, like always!

These two comments in a row made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you. :)
 
Ben's been here the whole time?

Ben is not HERE . . . he is across the pond in the land of the Angles. He tries to be here, but I feel proximity is vital in this relationship.
 
Quit flirting in our home thread!!!! Only gay flirting allowed.

Sorry, master.

*puts gimp suit back on*

thanks for clarifying :)

No problem; now play it cool so Paul doesn't yell at me, again :(

is there any other kind . . . on my way to Chik-Fil-A, hit me up in the bathroom

Ben hangs out in bathrooms. I think he'd have more success in the states if he'd stop spelling his ads in the misc section on craigslist as gloury houles.


I said play it cool!

finally someone in this thread as feminine as me!

How's your taint doing?

Ben's been here the whole time?

Bazinga!
 
WTH Did I miss/ Never mind, don't even want to know.

Ok, NM, I read it in all it's vainglorius ignorance (Not you MLS51112). Because I would want romantic advice from a bunch of egotistical, test pinning roid heads (Please DO NOTE sarcasm). How friggin ridiculous is that. Anyways, mls51112, welcome and if you are gonna hang with us, you have to be able to let a lot of **** roll of your back (We have a rule here, "No sand in the Vag." In your case, it may be no sand in the scrot? Will have to consult with the fellas about that.
 
taman6886 said:
Ok, NM, I read it in all it's vainglorius ignorance (Not you MLS51112). Because I would want romantic advice from a bunch of egotistical, test pinning roid heads (Please DO NOTE sarcasm). How friggin ridiculous is that. Anyways, mls51112, welcome and if you are gonna hang with us, you have to be able to let a lot of **** roll of your back (We have a rule here, "No sand in the Vag." In your case, it may be no sand in the scrot? Will have to consult with the fellas about that.

who said I wanted to hang with you guys? haha, jk. only reason I discovered this thread was because someone quoted me over here :) I'm cool, ha. Being a mommy and having crazy hormones is to blame! although I'm sure a lot of you are having the same hormone problem XD
 
who said I wanted to hang with you guys? haha, jk. only reason I discovered this thread was because someone quoted me over here :) I'm cool, ha. Being a mommy and having crazy hormones is to blame! although I'm sure a lot of you are having the same hormone problem XD

I had high prolactin levels. We can be friends.
 
Ben, it's not placebo. My anus has become my new dick thanks to slin sane lol. You want my bottles?

So what you are saying is that Slin Sane V2 gives you 2 DICKS?!?!?!?! AWESOME!!!!
 
who said I wanted to hang with you guys? haha, jk. only reason I discovered this thread was because someone quoted me over here :) I'm cool, ha. Being a mommy and having crazy hormones is to blame! although I'm sure a lot of you are having the same hormone problem XD

It is not so much a choice . . . for me it is a punishment for crimes against ferrets and otters
 
GO READ!!!!!! Oh, and bookmark that page, cause you'll want to come back. Trust me, you will. Cause bacon, that's why.

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Will check out Tim. Good to see you writing articles that subliminally suggest the consumption of PMS Black Zombie and the rest of the line.

what are you saying? and why didn't you say that in the thread? :) tbh, I really couldn't tell if you were mocking me or not. I have blonde moments sometimes!

ahahahahahaha! Blake just got called out.

who said I wanted to hang with you guys? haha, jk. only reason I discovered this thread was because someone quoted me over here :) I'm cool, ha. Being a mommy and having crazy hormones is to blame! although I'm sure a lot of you are having the same hormone problem XD
Who doesn't want to hang with RecoverBros? We all love and support each other. In fact, it's kinda like being communal property. Looks like my quote dragged you in here so does that make me your sponsor? :D I must confess that several of the RecoverBros seem to have hormonally charged outbursts and clinical issues. Just remember to hide your supps, don't take crap from coach, and slinsane v2 is an amazing weight loss product, however fluid retention remains to be a compounding issue that still needs ironing out.
 
kingjameskjf said:
Will check out Tim. Good to see you writing articles that subliminally suggest the consumption of PMS Black Zombie and the rest of the line.

ahahahahahaha! Blake just got called out.

Who doesn't want to hang with RecoverBros? We all love and support each other. In fact, it's kinda like being communal property. Looks like my quote dragged you in here so does that make me your sponsor? :D I must confess that several of the RecoverBros seem to have hormonally charged outbursts and clinical issues. Just remember to hide your supps, don't take crap from coach, and slinsane v2 is an amazing weight loss product, however fluid retention remains to be a compounding issue that still needs ironing out.

The famous multi quote king makes an appearance!
 
kingjameskjf said:
That right pahtnah! Can't leave things left unsaid or slight any of my brethren with neglect. BTW, did I tell you guys about my camping trip yesterday?

I'll grab popcorn... Continue
 
So I took my family camping for my son's birthday. It was their first time and the first time for my wife in about ten years. Everything actually went really well. That night as we sat around the campfire I told a lame ghost story I just made up. My oldest son gulped half way through and his eyes got huge. I had a hard time right then not laughing! I continued and heard a funny noise from my other son. I looked over at him and saw that he was darn near hyperventilating and looking around. Ah, the power of parenthood!

Well the next day he made some comments about the story and still sounded scared. He asked me if it was true and I had to tell him not to worry. The fun stuff came later that day (yesterday). We had some guns with us to shoot. I put up targets and reminded my boys of gun safety rules and all that stuff. My wife and I made sure they had proper eye and ear protection. I let me boys shoot certain guns with my help. Then my wife went to shoot the shotgun. Well, this one had the collapsable stock and it was folded over the top with the pistol grip. Well, she took one shot and dropped the gun in the dirt. Apparently she held the gun up in front of her and the recoil hit her in the mouth. I saw her bleeding and checked her mouth. It split her lip open and broke one of her teeth literally in half. Long story short we had an emergency camp breakdown and fast two hour drive back to the dentist. Good news is that she missed the nerve but it's still going to cost $1500 to fix. She handled it surprisingly well but we might not be camping again anytime soon!
 
kingjameskjf said:
So I took my family camping for my son's birthday. It was their first time and the first time for my wife in about ten years. Everything actually went really well. That night as we sat around the campfire I told a lame ghost story I just made up. My oldest son gulped half way through and his eyes got huge. I had a hard time right then not laughing! I continued and heard a funny noise from my other son. I looked over at him and saw that he was darn near hyperventilating and looking around. Ah, the power of parenthood!

Well the next day he made some comments about the story and still sounded scared. He asked me if it was true and I had to tell him not to worry. The fun stuff came later that day (yesterday). We had some guns with us to shoot. I put up targets and reminded my boys of gun safety rules and all that stuff. My wife and I made sure they had proper eye and ear protection. I let me boys shoot certain guns with my help. Then my wife went to shoot the shotgun. Well, this one had the collapsable stock and it was folded over the top with the pistol grip. Well, she took one shot and dropped the gun in the dirt. Apparently she held the gun up in front of her and the recoil hit her in the mouth. I saw her bleeding and checked her mouth. It split her lip open and broke one of her teeth literally in half. Long story short we had an emergency camp breakdown and fast two hour drive back to the dentist. Good news is that she missed the nerve but it's still going to cost $1500 to fix. She handled it surprisingly well but we might not be camping again anytime soon!

Sh1t bro! That sucks. Expensive trip for you!
 
Haha. I can understand how you might have thought I was making fun of you, given the mood/direction of that entire thread. I was very sincere, though, because my views don't line up with a lot of the guys on this forum, anyway (not a "go out and get laid" type of guy). And I didn't post any more in that thread because I didn't want to create a sub-plot to the horror that already existed (i.e. I didn't have the energy to argue with people who are pretty close-minded toward something).

"Just so you know, I am really sensitive and not the type of guy who upsets women. You can trust me. Now let's go shopping together and I can give you fashion advice from inside the changing rooms. I won't even watch, honest".

That is how I read your post lol.

finally someone in this thread as feminine as me!

Ben's been here the whole time?

He does have a good point. :-D

I am not feminine. There is nothing wrong with a straight man using fake tan, whitening his teeth and waxing his chest. Who cares if I listen to Celine Dion while I train?

Ben is not HERE . . . he is across the pond in the land of the Angles. He tries to be here, but I feel proximity is vital in this relationship.

The land of the angles? lol.

Are you saying our landscape is very pointy?!

Ok, NM, I read it in all it's vainglorius ignorance (Not you MLS51112). Because I would want romantic advice from a bunch of egotistical, test pinning roid heads (Please DO NOTE sarcasm). How friggin ridiculous is that. Anyways, mls51112, welcome and if you are gonna hang with us, you have to be able to let a lot of **** roll of your back (We have a rule here, "No sand in the Vag." In your case, it may be no sand in the scrot? Will have to consult with the fellas about that.

No sandy scrots haha.

Ben, it's not placebo. My anus has become my new dick thanks to slin sane lol. You want my bottles?

Thank you for picking me as the special one. Give me your Paypal address please and let's make a negotiation.

By the way, I really don't understand what "my anus has become my new dick" means. Is it a hemorrhoid joke? (serious, I don't get it lol).

Not good! I'll take one... :-)

He didn't ask you, Jeff. Stay out of my negotiations or I will burn down your house.

I'd hate to have to take them off your hands. But if i must, i'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

Didn't ask you either RyDog, you sly dog.


who said I wanted to hang with you guys? haha, jk. only reason I discovered this thread was because someone quoted me over here :) I'm cool, ha. Being a mommy and having crazy hormones is to blame! although I'm sure a lot of you are having the same hormone problem XD

Welcome aboard. Be careful here. I already sense that Blake is checking you out like a squirrel. Sooner or later he is going to jump out from under his bridge and eat you.

I had high prolactin levels. We can be friends.

You are just relentless!
 
I can't hang out with the Recover Bros unless it's okay with Airborne ;)
 
I was about to enter negotiations with CV when he went to the bathroom. It has been almost 30 minutes and he hasn't come back (no joke).

As I am in England I need to know one of you are on standby to call an ambulance for him if needed.
 
Sorry men MLS is my wife ;-)

Be careful with Blake sniffing around her like he is hungry for his next meal. I have seen him eat an entire goat in one sitting. I am sure a female would be easy enough once you add some hot sauce.
 
bdcc said:
Be careful with Blake sniffing around her like he is hungry for his next meal. I have seen him eat an entire goat in one sitting. I am sure a female would be easy enough once you add some hot sauce.

He's gotta take on this 270lb gorilla who eats other gorillas ;-)
 
You literally can't eat the Blake species. He has a protective mechanism of being covered with so much hair.

If you tried to eat him you would die from it clogging up your digestive tract.

You can't shave him either. It is like wire wool.
 
bdcc said:
You literally can't eat the Blake species. He has a protective mechanism of being covered with so much hair.

If you tried to eat him you would die from it clogging up your digestive tract.

You can't shave him either. It is like wire wool.

That's squatch.... It's called hedge trimmers
 
James hates hair whilst he is snuggling so once tried to trim Blake's chest using hedge trimmers.

He tried three brands and they all broke.

True story.
 
bdcc said:
James hates hair whilst he is snuggling so once tried to trim Blake's chest using hedge trimmers.

He tried three brands and they all broke.

True story.

This guy has some high test
 
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