How do you guys act with chicks and how much "fun" do you get?

[Blacktail]

Confidence splits more lip than Mike Tyson in his prime lads.

 

[obvious]

hahahahaha that's so true. More guys will talk about muscles than girls do.

It's kind of bizarre... most of the guys that have said something about my gains in size aren't the type to ever bother hitting the gym either.

I guess it's just something to talk about.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

It's cuz they are curious!

They see this guy with a hard physique and they wanna know what it takes to pull tail like you!

 

[rochabp]

It's cuz they are curious!

They see this guy with a hard physique and they wanna know what it takes to pull tail like you!

lol


...not too long ago i stragiht went up to a girl that i never knew or have even seen and flexed in front of her and asked "do i look good?" she was like "yeah, you look buff" then i walked away. lmao. haven't seen her since.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

lol


...not too long ago i stragiht went up to a girl that i never knew or have even seen and flexed in front of her and asked "do i look good?" she was like "yeah, you look buff" then i walked away. lmao. haven't seen her since.

That's great man! I have been doing that on the nights I wing for my buddies lol. I just stand there and when girls walk past me I say "wanna feel my arm?"

You know they all want to, but some of them are just too upset with you to admit it lol.

 

[rochabp]

That's great man! I have been doing that on the nights I wing for my buddies lol. I just stand there and when girls walk past me I say "wanna feel my arm?"

You know they all want to, but some of them are just too upset with you to admit it lol.

lol, imma try that one! im serious lol.
ill update tomorrow.

ive even asked some cute chick at the gym if she wanted to come watch me workout, she was like "no thanks" but somehow she ended up watching me afterall. lol. its all good.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

lol, imma try that one! im serious lol.
ill update tomorrow.

ive even asked some cute chick at the gym if she wanted to come watch me workout, she was like "no thanks" but somehow she ended up watching me afterall. lol. its all good.

NICE

 

[mich29]

this thread is gettin good

 

[AntonG42O]

LMAO you guys are phuckin meatheads, "hey...wanna feel my arm?"

 

[luelinks]

I'm so gonna do that from now on :toofunny: and then as soon as I hit 6% BF I'm going to take off my shirt more than the situation does :lol:

 

[rochabp]

lmao i did it guys!!!

she didnt say anything so i took her hand and placed it on my biceps and she was like "your stupid" in a flirty tone. and then left with her friend. lol she wants me.

 

[rochabp]

LMAO you guys are phuckin meatheads, "hey...wanna feel my arm?"

lol we know but... we dont care.

 

[rochabp]

I'm so gonna do that from now on :toofunny: and then as soon as I hit 6% BF I'm going to take off my shirt more than the situation does :lol:

lmao trust me bro when you start acting like this you feel so good all the time, my confidence is beyond great. im usually not very confident but right now im super confident.

i guess you want that guy that is "the prize" in a girls eyes you gotta view yourself as "the prize" bcuz if you dont believe it why should she believe it??? idk thats just my 2 cents

 

[luelinks]

lmao trust me bro when you start acting like this you feel so good all the time, my confidence is beyond great. im usually not very confident but right now im super confident.

i guess you want that guy that is "the prize" in a girls eyes you gotta view yourself as "the prize" bcuz if you dont believe it why should she believe it??? idk thats just my 2 cents

I stopped being the confident but I think I should start again. Only if I was ripped...I would of never wear a shirt again

 

[AntonG42O]

being ripped and athletic looking is great. but a wise man told me once that having great looks/body and not flaunting it, is the biggest turn on for girls that there is. any meathead can get huge but combining good looks and a witty sense of humor/overall confidence is the key here. if a girl said, "wow your arms are huge and awesome looking!" you guys would be itching to flex and say "yeah b!tch benching 400 pounds!!!". but if you just shrugged it off like "eh yeah i work out a little bit" then it would make you seem a whole lot more confident. its like the guy on steroids who wants to fight everyone and once he is off he is a *****. or a small guy driving a huge F350 truck.

that is what has worked for me. ill be that as$hole that walks around his house cooking steak all shirtless, but i dont talk about it. if a girl complements my looks I thank her but i dont gloat in this victory. doing this makes them realize that even if you didnt have big muscles, you would still be a confident dude. this also helps to attract all kinds of women, not just Snookie type wh0res.

 

[southpaw23]

I like to be witty and charming so I ask..."what did the soncorn say to the momcorn?"....where's popcorn!!!

If that doesn't get you laid then I don't know what does.

 

[AntonG42O]

I like to be witty and charming so I ask..."what did the soncorn say to the momcorn?"....where's popcorn!!!

If that doesn't get you laid then I don't know what does.

you seem to have a very good grasp of this whole girl getting thing, I bow down in respect to the master pipe layer.

:clap2:

 

[southpaw23]

you seem to have a very good grasp of this whole girl getting thing, I bow down in respect to the master pipe layer.

:clap2:

Thank you sir. I learned everything I know from a wise man, who use to go to strip clubs alone in the middle of the day and ask the strippers ..."hey what classes are you taking at night?"

 

[rochabp]

I like to be witty and charming so I ask..."what did the soncorn say to the momcorn?"....where's popcorn!!!

If that doesn't get you laid then I don't know what does.

:lmao:
hahahahhahahaahahahha

...i have so much to learn.

 

[rochabp]

being ripped and athletic looking is great. but a wise man told me once that having great looks/body and not flaunting it, is the biggest turn on for girls that there is. any meathead can get huge but combining good looks and a witty sense of humor/overall confidence is the key here. if a girl said, "wow your arms are huge and awesome looking!" you guys would be itching to flex and say "yeah b!tch benching 400 pounds!!!". but if you just shrugged it off like "eh yeah i work out a little bit" then it would make you seem a whole lot more confident. its like the guy on steroids who wants to fight everyone and once he is off he is a *****. or a small guy driving a huge F350 truck.

that is what has worked for me. ill be that as$hole that walks around his house cooking steak all shirtless, but i dont talk about it. if a girl complements my looks I thank her but i dont gloat in this victory. doing this makes them realize that even if you didnt have big muscles, you would still be a confident dude. this also helps to attract all kinds of women, not just Snookie type wh0res.

didnt read i was to busy flexing in the mirror. lol. jk.

yeah never thought of that, that gave me something to think about. thanks bud

 

[AntonG42O]

didnt read i was to busy flexing in the mirror. lol. jk.

yeah never thought of that, that gave me something to think about. thanks bud

like football players say about excessive celebration - act like you've been there before. i take this literally, i act like ive been in that girl before lol

 

[southpaw23]

like football players say about excessive celebration - act like you've been there before. i take this literally, i act like ive been in that girl before lol

Great strategy just imagine you're in every girl you talk to. It's a win-win.

 

[AntonG42O]

Great strategy just imagine you're in every girl you talk to. It's a win-win.

i remember reading this one time, "its very easy to talk to ugly girls, you look at them as just a friend and the conversation flows naturally. the difficulty begins when you talk to a hot girl. all the sudden you are analyzing everything you say and start worrying about making a good impression. here is a tip, every time you talk to a hot girl - pretend its a walrus taking a $hit"

little extreme but it definitely works lol

 

[rochabp]

i remember reading this one time, "its very easy to talk to ugly girls, you look at them as just a friend and the conversation flows naturally. the difficulty begins when you talk to a hot girl. all the sudden you are analyzing everything you say and start worrying about making a good impression. here is a tip, every time you talk to a hot girl - pretend its a walrus taking a $hit"

little extreme but it definitely works lol

lmao

:lmao:
you need to stop making me laugh...:squintfinger:

 

[southpaw23]

i remember reading this one time, "its very easy to talk to ugly girls, you look at them as just a friend and the conversation flows naturally. the difficulty begins when you talk to a hot girl. all the sudden you are analyzing everything you say and start worrying about making a good impression. here is a tip, every time you talk to a hot girl - pretend its a walrus taking a $hit"

little extreme but it definitely works lol

Honestly I don't think any man under any circumstances should ever sweat a girl, period. Hot chicks come a dime a dozen, you can trade in one for the other. I just act like myself - laid back, collected, calm...or breezy as my man Snoop likes to say and everything else falls into place.

 

[AntonG42O]

Honestly I don't think any man under any circumstances should ever sweat a girl, period. Hot chicks come a dime a dozen, you can trade in one for the other. I just act like myself - laid back, collected, calm...or breezy as my man Snoop likes to say and everything else falls into place.

yea right. earlier you were telling us how you corner girls in dark hallways and ask if they come here often

 

[southpaw23]

yea right. earlier you were telling us how you corner girls in dark hallways and ask if they come here often

Well that's different...that was at the fetish party you invited me to.

 

[AntonG42O]

no offense but wash your feet next time i invite you to a fetish party. girls were not impressed

 

[rochabp]

lol

 

[southpaw23]

no offense but wash your feet next time i invite you to a fetish party. girls were not impressed

Oh c'mon man...that's called national geographic chic. Rick Ross does it and so does Morgan Freeman. Speaking of...when is the next "furries" party?

 

[AntonG42O]

Oh c'mon man...that's called national geographic chic. Rick Ross does it and so does Morgan Freeman. Speaking of...when is the next "furries" party?

eh its been a few years since i messed around with gerbils

 

[southpaw23]

eh its been a few years since i messed around with gerbils

Same here. I've moved on to parakeets and Bonobo monkeys.

 

[AntonG42O]

lol gotta love that red monkey a$$

 

[southpaw23]

lol gotta love that red monkey a$$

Yep it's like a rap video except in this case you might get your d*ck bitten off.

 

[rochabp]

lol so the chick that felt my bicep yesterday was tlakign to me about problems between her and her bf so i was just like whatever then all of a sudden i said "cheat on him with me" and she just stayed quiet and left. lol. this is awesome.

 

[GeekPoop]

i lure them in with my food stained sweatshirt, alley cat charm, and witty sense of humor.

im a nice guy tho, works for me but you gotta know whats nice and too nice.

 

[AntonG42O]

lol so the chick that felt my bicep yesterday was tlakign to me about problems between her and her bf so i was just like whatever then all of a sudden i said "cheat on him with me" and she just stayed quiet and left. lol. this is awesome.

thats not really a smooth move. shes probably got some emotional stuff on her mind and saying that just makes you look like the as$hole she is already dating.

 

[southpaw23]

thats not really a smooth move. shes probably got some emotional stuff on her mind and saying that just makes you look like the as$hole she is already dating.

Def not a smooth move. You never want to mirror anything that a woman hates. In fact what you do is you ask her on a scale of 1-10 how much of a jerk her bf is...if she says 8 - tell her cool I'm willing to be a 6 but I'm not going any lower than that. And tell her you're not willing to completely give up online porn.

 

[AntonG42O]

Def not a smooth move. You never want to mirror anything that a woman hates. In fact what you do is you ask her on a scale of 1-10 how much of a jerk her bf is...if she says 8 - tell her cool I'm willing to be a 6 but I'm not going any lower than that. And tell her you're not willing to completely give up online porn.

hahaha thats pretty good

 

[2k1s]

tucker max :study:

 

[rochabp]

haha relax guys i dont think im totally out of it. she looked really down today so in a gentle voice i said "whats wrong?" and she was like "nuthing" looking all depressed and stuff...so i gently placed my hand on hers and kept it there for a while and told her to forget about him and if she ever needed someone to talk to or if she just needed a hug i would always be there for her she gave me a smile and said "thanks".

 

[StackedCop]

Def not a smooth move. You never want to mirror anything that a woman hates. In fact what you do is you ask her on a scale of 1-10 how much of a jerk her bf is...if she says 8 - tell her cool I'm willing to be a 6 but I'm not going any lower than that. And tell her you're not willing to completely give up online porn.

Lmao!!!! This ^^is^^ freaking priceless!!

 

[rochabp]

Def not a smooth move. You never want to mirror anything that a woman hates. In fact what you do is you ask her on a scale of 1-10 how much of a jerk her bf is...if she says 8 - tell her cool I'm willing to be a 6 but I'm not going any lower than that. And tell her you're not willing to completely give up online porn.

:lmao:

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I went out with a few friends for wings/beer last night. My buddy's girltoy had us sit with a buncha chicks she knew, they all worked there. And they were all smokin hot. And all their bf's were with them. And their bf's were all freakin outta shape nerdy kinda dudes, just real dull. I was the life of the table. I was making jokes with the girls there left and right, saying some offensive stuff and just generally not giving a siht, without being "sloppy" about it, and I swear every girl at the table had that "Where was he when I met this retard" look on their faces, and their retards all had that "I wish this guy would stop making me look bad" look on their faces. It was great

So today I get on my facebook.

The cutie with the nice butt that I wanted last night but her bf was there, she had sent me a message. It said "Hey, why'd you leave last night?? You are fun!" SO I'm like "I was getting bored, and I think your boyfriend was about to pay me to leave. Maybe next time you can leave him at home " Just got a message back a couple minutes ago "awww well I'm sorry I bored you, I will make it up to you next time "

Guys...I love this newly single life I'm living lol.

I was seriously a scrawny lil dude before I met my last two chicks. 2.5 years total of my life wasted, couldn't stand them, and they are pretty much the reason I have muscles now. Thanks to my employee gym. Runnin around with this nice bod of mine now AND being single? Man. I love it!

 

[rochabp]

lmao nice bro, i bet those guys didnt like you at all...hit that ho up, show her a real good time.

lmao and me too bro i was all into this chick cuz we started talking then she broke my heart and that pushed me to a whole nother level, i worked out like crazy and now i look freaking great, no lie i think im kinda gorgeous. ive always had the face but now i have the bod too. now chicks jock me left and right. and the best part is that chick is checks me out so much. but i just ignore her. lol

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

lmao nice bro, i bet those guys didnt like you at all...hit that ho up, show her a real good time.

lmao and me too bro i was all into this chick cuz we started talking then she broke my heart and that pushed me to a whole nother level, i worked out like crazy and now i look freaking great, no lie i think im kinda gorgeous. ive always had the face but now i have the bod too. now chicks jock me left and right. and the best part is that chick is checks me out so much. but i just ignore her. lol

It's amazing what women do to us lol.

My ex from 2 relationsh!ts ago sees me out on a weekly basis and I think it's so funny when I hook up with dumb bubbly chicks in front of her. I pull the "feel my arms" crap to them when she's around lol.

 

[TipTopShape]

I'm not the type of a guy flirting every girl I've meet. Whenever I meet someone I know she's the one.

 

[rochabp]

It's amazing what women do to us lol.

My ex from 2 relationsh!ts ago sees me out on a weekly basis and I think it's so funny when I hook up with dumb bubbly chicks in front of her. I pull the "feel my arms" crap to them when she's around lol.

lmao, it is amazing, "she" was the reason i started this thread in the first place. i see her a lot too and i constantly see her taking peeks my way. like a lot... and im just kinda like :wtf: im done with her its her loss not mine. now im trying to get with that other girl from the gym. im so over that girl. lol. i think she wants me though i mean why does she look at me so much?

idk what do you guys think? she even tried talking to me but i just gave her plain simple answers like "yeah" or "nah"

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

lmao, it is amazing, "she" was the reason i started this thread in the first place. i see her a lot too and i constantly see her taking peeks my way. like a lot... and im just kinda like :wtf: im done with her its her loss not mine. now im trying to get with that other girl from the gym. im so over that girl. lol. i think she wants me though i mean why does she look at me so much?

idk what do you guys think? she even tried talking to me but i just gave her plain simple answers like "yeah" or "nah"

She wants you brah. She's just not willing to admit it openly yet. She's got a man right? Some girls are just like...GOOD lmao. Faithful girls...I'd love to find me one, but I hate the ones that are taken.

This thread is so great now. Like "yeah this chick was like nuh uh but then the other girl was lookin at me but her friend is so yesterday and that one girl is hot, but I was still busy with this one other girl and then I saw this one chick."

IT'S LIKE A FAT KID IN A CANDY STORE!!!!:lmao:

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I'm not the type of a guy flirting every girl I've meet. Whenever I meet someone I know she's the one.

So you're tryin to tell me that when you meet a girl, you just up and decide she's the one? Recipe for disaster mate!