Alphamine

DAdams91982 said:
All we can offer is a virtual delivery. Ben will virtually deliver your product by dressing in a mankini with a bottle of alphamine covering his junk while doing weighted pull ups!

Will that calm the storm?
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disturbing image
 
DAdams91982 said:
All we can offer is a virtual delivery. Ben will virtually deliver your product by dressing in a mankini with a bottle of alphamine covering his junk while doing weighted pull ups!

Will that calm the storm?
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Interested, but how does a mankini differ from a banana hammock?
 
DAdams91982 said:
All we can offer is a virtual delivery. Ben will virtually deliver your product by dressing in a mankini with a bottle of alphamine covering his junk while doing weighted pull ups!

Will that calm the storm?
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Lol, that would definitely be up on youtube if i saw it!
 
DAdams91982 said:
All we can offer is a virtual delivery. Ben will virtually deliver your product by dressing in a mankini with a bottle of alphamine covering his junk while doing weighted pull ups!

Will that calm the storm?
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I laughed and threw up in my mouth a lil bit! OMG too fkn funny here! Mankini!!!!!!
 
You lot are gonna get me fired! I almost opened that image whilst connected to the projector!
 
Just got the email saying that my order shipped! We will all have Alphamine in our possession very soon. Time to get even more excited.
 
ICJLM said:
Just got the email saying that my order shipped! We will all have Alphamine in our possession very soon. Time to get even more excited.
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The time is upon us!
 
Just popped in to say I got my email as well...I was surprised when I saw it. :D
 
bolt10 said:
Just popped in to say I got my email as well...I was surprised when I saw it. :D
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Same here.
 
Looks like we're about to have a ton more lean guys on this board!
 
blurryimage said:
Anyone know what city PES ships out of? I am trying to figure out of I have to wait 3, 4 or 5 days before I get ALPHAMINE!
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Clearwater, FL
 
So apparently Alphamine has libido enhancing effects as well because when I saw my email and shipping confirmation I totally got a semi.....
 
BoneDaddy said:
So apparently Alphamine has libido enhancing effects as well because when I saw my email and shipping confirmation I totally got a semi.....
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Lmao. That was funny
 
Nice I remember natty saying that all orders from the pre-sale would be shipped on the same day.
Btw, has anyone seen The Dictator, was it as good as it was promoted to be?
 
Aww yea! Physique about to be Enhanced by Science, when UPS gets here of course.
 
BPjohn123 said:
I hate waiting for the mailman, but it's like Christmas when the do get there.
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haha, thats how i always am! I swear i check tracking 2x a day sometimes.
 
nattydisaster said:
Alphamine got here sooner than expected. Orders were packaged today and will be getting picked up tomorrow
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Wow! Amazing news!
 
Unfolding nicely. Thumbs up, fellas!
 
kevinhy said:
haha, thats how i always am! I swear i check tracking 2x a day sometimes.
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I know right, its 430am and the UPS is not here yet!LoL

dlucks said:
I want some!! I blame my girlfriend everyday for distracting me on the last day of the presale. grrrrr
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and do you blame yourself for the other days of the sale?
 
kevinhy said:
haha, thats how i always am! I swear i check tracking 2x a day sometimes.
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i do the same thing lmao

am i the only one who didnt get an email? maybe because i ordered at the last minute and they are processing them in order of order #?
 
tnubs said:
i do the same thing lmao

am i the only one who didnt get an email? maybe because i ordered at the last minute and they are processing them in order of order #?
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Check your spam folder maybe? I got mine and didn't realize it at first because it went to the spam folder in my e-mail
 
CATdiesel76 said:
Check your spam folder maybe? I got mine and didn't realize it at first because it went to the spam folder in my e-mail
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That's fuc ked up, that u had pes in your spam folder lol
 
CATdiesel76 said:
Check your spam folder maybe? I got mine and didn't realize it at first because it went to the spam folder in my e-mail
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ive never had anything moved to my spam folder lol, but i checked and still nothing. oh well, im sure it will come when everyone elses dose. when i ordered the only email i got was the paypal payment notification. Invoice ID: 100001128
 
CATdiesel76 said:
Check your spam folder maybe? I got mine and didn't realize it at first because it went to the spam folder in my e-mail
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ive never had anything moved to my spam folder lol, but i checked and still nothing. oh well, im sure it will come when everyone elses dose. when i ordered the only email i got was the paypal payment notification. Invoice ID: 100001128
 
halfhuman said:
That's fuc ked up, that u had pes in your spam folder lol
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How so? My spam folder is where all my treasured emails go.... Porn, online dating, million dollar investment schemes, penile enlargement products, and PES news. Sounds like a pretty damn important place to be if you ask me.
 
tnubs said:
i do the same thing lmao

am i the only one who didnt get an email? maybe because i ordered at the last minute and they are processing them in order of order #?
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Orders will be handled in the order by which they were received. We had a lot to get out yesterday, you'll get yours.
 
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