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All we can offer is a virtual delivery. Ben will virtually deliver your product by dressing in a mankini with a bottle of alphamine covering his junk while doing weighted pull ups!

Will that calm the storm?
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All we can offer is a virtual delivery. Ben will virtually deliver your product by dressing in a mankini with a bottle of alphamine covering his junk while doing weighted pull ups!

Will that calm the storm?
Interested, but how does a mankini differ from a banana hammock?
 
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Interested, but how does a mankini differ from a banana hammock?
The mankini is part banana hammock... but comes up over the shoulders. Like a one piece for men.. but in a banana hammock style!

it is a treat for the eyes! :D
 
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All we can offer is a virtual delivery. Ben will virtually deliver your product by dressing in a mankini with a bottle of alphamine covering his junk while doing weighted pull ups!

Will that calm the storm?
Lol, that would definitely be up on youtube if i saw it!
 
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All we can offer is a virtual delivery. Ben will virtually deliver your product by dressing in a mankini with a bottle of alphamine covering his junk while doing weighted pull ups!

Will that calm the storm?
I laughed and threw up in my mouth a lil bit! OMG too fkn funny here! Mankini!!!!!!
 
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You lot are gonna get me fired! I almost opened that image whilst connected to the projector!
 
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Just got the email saying that my order shipped! We will all have Alphamine in our possession very soon. Time to get even more excited.
 
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Just got the email saying that my order shipped! We will all have Alphamine in our possession very soon. Time to get even more excited.
The time is upon us!
 
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I got mine as well. Now ima be tracking this sh!t everyday lol. Can't wait!
 
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Just popped in to say I got my email as well...I was surprised when I saw it. :D
 
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Looks like we're about to have a ton more lean guys on this board!
 
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Anyone know what city PES ships out of? I am trying to figure out of I have to wait 3, 4 or 5 days before I get ALPHAMINE!
 
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Anyone know what city PES ships out of? I am trying to figure out of I have to wait 3, 4 or 5 days before I get ALPHAMINE!
Clearwater, FL
 
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So apparently Alphamine has libido enhancing effects as well because when I saw my email and shipping confirmation I totally got a semi.....
 
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So apparently Alphamine has libido enhancing effects as well because when I saw my email and shipping confirmation I totally got a semi.....
Lmao. That was funny
 
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Nice I remember natty saying that all orders from the pre-sale would be shipped on the same day.
Btw, has anyone seen The Dictator, was it as good as it was promoted to be?
 
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Lol
 
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Aww yea! Physique about to be Enhanced by Science, when UPS gets here of course.
 
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I hate waiting for the mailman, but it's like Christmas when the do get there.

haha, thats how i always am! I swear i check tracking 2x a day sometimes.
 
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Can't wait to start seeing the logs and results!
 
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Unfolding nicely. Thumbs up, fellas!
 

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I want some!! I blame my girlfriend everyday for distracting me on the last day of the presale. grrrrr
 
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haha, thats how i always am! I swear i check tracking 2x a day sometimes.
I know right, its 430am and the UPS is not here yet!LoL

I want some!! I blame my girlfriend everyday for distracting me on the last day of the presale. grrrrr
and do you blame yourself for the other days of the sale?
 
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haha, thats how i always am! I swear i check tracking 2x a day sometimes.
i do the same thing lmao

am i the only one who didnt get an email? maybe because i ordered at the last minute and they are processing them in order of order #?
 
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i do the same thing lmao

am i the only one who didnt get an email? maybe because i ordered at the last minute and they are processing them in order of order #?
Check your spam folder maybe? I got mine and didn't realize it at first because it went to the spam folder in my e-mail
 
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Check your spam folder maybe? I got mine and didn't realize it at first because it went to the spam folder in my e-mail
That's fuc ked up, that u had pes in your spam folder lol
 
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Check your spam folder maybe? I got mine and didn't realize it at first because it went to the spam folder in my e-mail
ive never had anything moved to my spam folder lol, but i checked and still nothing. oh well, im sure it will come when everyone elses dose. when i ordered the only email i got was the paypal payment notification. Invoice ID: 100001128
 
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Check your spam folder maybe? I got mine and didn't realize it at first because it went to the spam folder in my e-mail
ive never had anything moved to my spam folder lol, but i checked and still nothing. oh well, im sure it will come when everyone elses dose. when i ordered the only email i got was the paypal payment notification. Invoice ID: 100001128
 
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That's fuc ked up, that u had pes in your spam folder lol
How so? My spam folder is where all my treasured emails go.... Porn, online dating, million dollar investment schemes, penile enlargement products, and PES news. Sounds like a pretty damn important place to be if you ask me.
 
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i do the same thing lmao

am i the only one who didnt get an email? maybe because i ordered at the last minute and they are processing them in order of order #?
Orders will be handled in the order by which they were received. We had a lot to get out yesterday, you'll get yours.
 
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Over 1 metric ton of product was shipped out the door yesterday... UPS guy was hating life! :)
 
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Holy shat. That was one hell of a workout for the UPS guy.
 

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