Aaaah....I love a good ***** thread!! Where do I even begin?!?
-Stupid people (more to follow).
-White Buicks - always old folks that can't drive let alone wipe their own asses.
-People who ask a question and then talk over you while you're providing them with that most vital information.
-Grandparents on cell phones in tiny sports cars near me.
-Abbreviated computer language - ttyl, l8r, etc...
-Fruit in my damn jello. Just let it be, man...let it be...
-People who, in an argument, forget what they previously stated in order to subconsciously take back the stupids points they had been trying to defend.
-People who cheat on their spouses / loved ones.
-The welfare system, and most who use it.
-"Religious" people who push things on me without even knowing why, who, or what they are talking about. I'm versed in verse. Don't convert those who can already read.
-People who don't do as I say when they ask me for important advice. If I told you an answer, I'm already 100% positive of the outcome. It's not arrogance, it's experience, intelligence, and the fact that I'm obviously smarter because you asked me in the first place!!!
-Telemarketers who don't speak English, but somehow know my name.
-PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I PLAY/PLAYED FOOTBALL!!! I don't know how to play football. Yes, I'm a giant person. I also have a brain, can paint nature scenes, compose poetry, and most likely kick your ass.
-Paradoxical laws and legislation. e.g., gun control legislation that does nothing to protect me from criminals.
-Hippies, habitual pot smokers, tree huggers, and overly zealous environmentalists. Listen, we're not going to make it that long anyway...it's called nature. You should know this by now...
-Vegans/Vegetarians. Do you see those pointy teeth in the front of your mouth? Ever wonder why you feel kinda weak? Sure, you're skinny! But who cares if I can see your ribs under a wool sweater. It's called meat - F'n EAT SOME!!!
And I'll end with just saying this: Stupid People. I hate them. All of them. If murder were legal, I'd have a much better job. If government was based more from a Darwinian standpoint, we wouldn't have nearly as many problems.
Thanks! And have a nice friggin day!!!
