When I see a kid rolling by a in pair of Heely's, I want to......

When I see a kid rolling past me in a pair of Heely's, I want to.....

  • Clothesline the little bastard!

    Votes: 30 57.7%

  • Touch a farm animal.

    Votes: 5 9.6%

  • Buy him or her an ice cream.

    Votes: 3 5.8%

  • Buy a pair for myself.

    Votes: 14 26.9%
  • Total voters
    52
thesinner

thesinner

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For those of you who don't know, Heely's are a these ugly shoes that have rollers in the heels, so if the user were to put their weight on their heels, he or she would roll along.

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i hate those damn things...i was in an airport one time and this kid with those things ran into me and his punk ass brother was like hey man watch where your goin...it was all i could do not to beat both there asses!
 
Daaaaady?


I can only imagine the law suits in a decade when people find out that kids walking more on their toes to keep from rolling and then placing all that stress on the heels causes all kinds of foot/knee problems.
 
I need an option 5 that combines 1 and 4. Clothesline the little bastard and take his (if they are too small then cut a hole in the toes) and then take them for yourself.

Its always better when you can kill two birds with one stone.
 
OCCFan023 said:
I need an option 5 that combines 1 and 4. Clothesline the little bastard and take his (if they are too small then cut a hole in the toes) and then take them for yourself.

Its always better when you can kill two birds with one stone.
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Maybe if they were a pair of Airforce One's.
 
I work at a home improvement store and it's big. There is always little kids flyin around on these things....THEY SUCK! Annoying. I hope one turns a corner and runs into me so they feel like they hit a wall. I almost feel like dropping something in their way Big Daddy style. "here comes one...ready....NOW!" hahaha
 
MentalTwitch said:
I work at a home improvement store and it's big. There is always little kids flyin around on these things....THEY SUCK! Annoying. I hope one turns a corner and runs into me so they feel like they hit a wall. I almost feel like dropping something in their way Big Daddy style. "here comes one...ready....NOW!" hahaha
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LOL! yeah that would be awesome to have a fat kid run into me full speed and then watch his tubby ass hit the deck. then you`d have to step over him.
 
Chad said:
LOL! yeah that would be awesome to have a fat kid run into me full speed and then watch his tubby ass hit the deck. then you`d have to step over him.
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A. Step on him and say "oh i din't see you like you din't see me"
B. Rip his shoes off and dispose of them
C. When you see his parents tell them he should be running not wheelsing his tubby ass around.
 
i do find myself thinking about farm animals more,after i see a kid skate by in heelys.........how the hell did you know that....
 
Why did Tripdog cross the road while wearing a pair of Heely's?...:ntome:
 
stxnas said:
Why did Tripdog cross the road while wearing a pair of Heely's?...:ntome:
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hey don' t hate..that's some good cardio....:lol:
 
LMAO is sooooo feel like just hookin err kid aimlessly flying around on those things with a good clothesline, or i wish i could have a pair of my own and sprint at him head on then wheely joust with the kid when hes not expecting it.... lol....

good point about the feet probles too.. i was thinking of that just the other day, same way that kids now have more dexterity in thier thumbs and what not from all the video games, remotes and texting they do i wonder what negitive/positve effects this will have on these kids feet, legs and posture in the long run???
 
Where can you find these things in size 12? :)


CROWLER
 
i picked the pedo ice cream option lol




damn things dont really bother me.
I just wish i came up with the idea so i could be rolling in cash
 
i hate those things,.... funniest thign i saw was a family of 4 all roll by me... mom and dad too...

def wanted to clothesline them... or spill some marbles infront of them
 
there are kids that skate around the gym i work at. some day a banana peel is mysteriously going to slip under their heel. mysteriously
 
when i used to waitress (those days sucked!!!) , damn freakin heely children would fly past me when i was carrying a bunch of stuff, made me so pissed... what makes me even more irrate is the parents who let their kids do that....
 
Little lazy bastards of America as I call it

This is right up there with my post on little fat lazy kids some time back

Ride a bike you lazy little bastards
 
in lowes last week itossed a 2x4 in front of one of them. i hate those ****ers i hope they all break thier legs
 
Jayhawkk said:
Daaaaady?


I can only imagine the law suits in a decade when people find out that kids walking more on their toes to keep from rolling and then placing all that stress on the heels causes all kinds of foot/knee problems.
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I just mentioned this to my wife the other day, since 2/3 kids now have those stupid things and they cannot walk straight.
 
Hell i'd buy a pair to cruise around the e.r.........however if there happened to be some little kid that crossed my path wearing them he'd surely encounter mister forearm :D
 
Well, whenever I see a little kid on heely's, I just want to pull down my pants and clothesline them with my penis....male or female.


Unfortunately this was not an option in the poll. :sad:

man, I really know how to spoil a post...hehe
 
brass monkey said:
Wow I guess none of you guys were ever kids or have kids.
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We're just really conservative.

This product so totally takes away any novelty factor of finding a frozen water-puddle or ice patch in the winter time.

Not to mention.......it's so annoying.
 
All right, who said they'd buy the kid an ice cream cone? I hope you make sure to spike it with anthrax or something.
 
Actually, upon further reflection, why isn't 'Run the kid over with a car' an option ? Does this make me a bad person ?
 
I chose clothes line, but I think of more dropping a shoulder or a elbow into them, or a nice lil cross check

 
Clearly, you've never mastered the infamous (though less commonly executed) hip-check.


Wow, that vid has some wicked open-icer's.
 
If I had my Defenseman's stick at hand, it'd prolly go down like one of these (infortunately I couldn't find a video of the infamous "ice pick" or "Kayak" checks):

 
xjsynx said:
I chose clothes line, but I think of more dropping a shoulder or a elbow into them, or a nice lil cross check

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Dammit, you beat me to it. Now I dont know about any of you other guys, but this is Flyers territory, and anytime you are on skates, or near a wall, you are liable to take a hit!

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