Lol thats what I'm doing.I'm just playin around, seems like a good guy. Felt like trollin a little tonight.
Lol thats what I'm doing.I'm just playin around, seems like a good guy. Felt like trollin a little tonight.
Study cellular and molecular functions of muscle contraction/function or troll people....Lol thats what I'm doing.
Hahaha oh you got jokes huh? I see how it is...Bro, Dave's a jacked seaman.
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Yea Dave, I know your a marine, I'm just making jokes about you being in the dept. of the Navy lol.
Oh rly? No shiat!?Haha I was being sarcastic!
How you gonna ruin a guys pump with this nonsense?Dbag move of the day, I get back from the gym and my wife tells me she thinks she might be pregnant![]()
ahhh the ol' keep a nigga baby lolDbag move of the day, I get back from the gym and my wife tells me she thinks she might be pregnant![]()
Hahahahaha that's ghetto as fuk bro hahahaThe douche of the day at my gym goes to the guy that decided to bring his pit bull. I love dogs and everything, but keep your dog the hell out of a workout facility. I was doing deadlifts, no not noiseless, and the dog started to spaz.
The gym owner walked up and told him that ****s not allowed and the guy looks at him with confusion like everybody brings there damn dog to the gym. The phuck.
Agreed...so many **** trainers out thereI can't stand looking at the ****ty trainers at my gym! Really?! An overweight person needs to know how to do leg presses or lat pulldowns, while you're sitting there looking bored?!
I agree, although I was raised not to half ass anything and give my 100%. It's sad to see not many people take pride in their work.to most of them it's just a job to pass the time or make a little money not really a career choice so no dedication
Lol, for real dude. Who the hell brings a dog to the gym and chains it to a DB? I'm just envisioning him sitting on the couch thinking, "hell I think I'll take the pit bull with me to workout." Some ****ing people man.Hahahahaha that's ghetto as fuk bro hahaha
To a DB? Really hahaha. What a mental midget lolLol, for real dude. Who the hell brings a dog to the gym and chains it to a DB? I'm just envisioning him sitting on the couch thinking, "hell I think I'll take the pit bull with me to workout." Some ****ing people man.
I'll give him credit for squatting tho, even if they were 2-3 inches high.
CongratsYay wife not pregnant
lame..... i never understood. makes me claustrophobic just staring at itOh oh, someone's wearing an elevation mask..
I know right! I felt like I was suffocating, just staring at it.lame..... i never understood. makes me claustrophobic just staring at it
24 hr fitness?The front desk guy tried to sell me 3 training sessions for $99. I said, "Do I look like I need training?!"(In a joking way! I learn more from AM than I will ever from these "trainers" at my gym!)
Yessir!24 hr fitness?
Great gym. But their business model is shat and their corporate leadership is mainly douchebags!Yessir!
You should have pulled a "thats your pitch?" and shamed him Boiler Room status.i made the mistake and actually let this trainer gimme his sales pitch. what a joke! all he did was bash everyone in the gym about how they are not gaining muscle and how their workouts are stale and how he could show me new things to take my training to the next level. smh a half hr of my life I'll never get back.
One of the sales guy promised me 2 free sessions if I got my sister to sign up and a free session for her as well. She signed up and showed up for her free session but the "trainer" never showed up. I never even got anything...i made the mistake and actually let this trainer gimme his sales pitch. what a joke! all he did was bash everyone in the gym about how they are not gaining muscle and how their workouts are stale and how he could show me new things to take my training to the next level. smh a half hr of my life I'll never get back.
Agree! They got pissed at me once for asking for paper towels to wipe down the machine. Also, the front desk people are fake as hell!!!Great gym. But their business model is shat and their corporate leadership is mainly douchebags!
That's awesome IMO.I just saw a Burger King sign that said, "Hiring for HOME delivery drivers". Is this like delivering pizza?! How freaking lazy have our society become?! Is it too much effort to get in your car and go through a drive thru?!
I was a Subway delivery guy in college. It kicked ass; crazy busy (only non-pizza delivery place), made good tips, ate like a king for free almost every day.I just saw a Burger King sign that said, "Hiring for HOME delivery drivers". Is this like delivering pizza?! How freaking lazy have our society become?! Is it too much effort to get in your car and go through a drive thru?!
It was something they tested in select markets last year. I guess it tested well I wish Chinese food would get back to delivering.I just saw a Burger King sign that said, "Hiring for HOME delivery drivers". Is this like delivering pizza?! How freaking lazy have our society become?! Is it too much effort to get in your car and go through a drive thru?!
Ppl follow the paleo diet to the extreme I guess...I wish they tested it here this summer, 100 degrees and I don't drive. F*ck walking places.
I was thinking the same sh*t. Fuk that I will never complain about my gym... everyone there is just guilty of being a scrawny little b*tch. I can handle that, its not their fault they dont have the testosterone levels of 12 men hahaI never want to go to your gym because every type of douche bag in the history of douche bags seems to go there.
I hate my gym but it's only 2 minutes away from my house and the one that's 5 minutes away isn't any better. I do get piss because they're supposed to be opened 24 hours/365 days a week but they're closed on thanksgiving and Xmas. Is that doucheeeee of me?!I was thinking the same sh*t. Fuk that I will never complain about my gym... everyone there is just guilty of being a scrawny little b*tch. I can handle that, its not their fault they dont have the testosterone levels of 12 men haha
No because my gym isnt closed on those days. Its Doucheeee of them to close on thanskgiving and Xmas. How inconsiderate of them. Dont they know we need to get a leg day in before we fuk up turkey dinner?I hate my gym but it's only 2 minutes away from my house and the one that's 5 minutes away isn't any better. I do get piss because they're supposed to be opened 24 hours/365 days a week but they're closed on thanksgiving and Xmas. Is that doucheeeee of me?!
Lol, I hatttttte turkey! My sister is a douche for this move though:No because my gym isnt closed on those days. Its Doucheeee of them to close on thanskgiving and Xmas. How inconsiderate of them. Dont they know we need to get a leg day in before we fuk up turkey dinner?
Last thanksgiving I ate pounds upon pounds of turkey, potatoes, pie and gravy. Because powerlifting.Cool story bro, tell it again.
Me too man. I literal ate myself into a coma. I dieted strict for 8 weeks leading up to it and cheated my a$$ off. I couldn't move and was falling asleep eatingLast thanksgiving I ate pounds upon pounds of turkey, potatoes, pie and gravy. Because powerlifting.
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