Douchebags at the gym...

[JD261985]

Right, but looking at a man at a distance that is about to walk out on a stage so bright that he wont be able to see past his hands yet will have hundreds of spectators critically watching him and you're tellin me that looking sure of himself/herself makes them arrogant?

The point I'm making isnt about whether ur generalization is correct or not. The point is that you have no way of knowing for certain without talking to someone for longer than a few seconds. Assuming u'd actually care to win a bb'ing comp, being confident in yourself on stage and especially just before is very key to play mind games with the competition AND the judges.

In a close match up, confidence could make the difference in u winning and losing a comp. So yeah, if looking like a confident a-hole back stage causes u to think I'm arrogant, so what? You did so with an assumption that u have no proof about. Just because u think its that way doesnt mean that it is.

Believe it or not the sport and the process for conditioning for it is quite fun. Many guys do the sport for personal improvements rather than for vanity and attention.

Yea ok ill agree with that. I don't have the experience in that area...you do....so ill take your experience over any assumptions I might have pertaining to bodybuilding shows, etc

 

[BLaQz]

Girls can't even appreciate another beautiful girl..

Girls can't even appreciate themselves, let alone other girls... Which I believe leads to wearing too much makeup(looking like fools), dressing like whores(looking like sexy fools) & shamelessly sporting the latest fashion that in reality looks stupid as hell...

 

[BLaQz]

"Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood." Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's not that bad being misunderstood in my opinion, as long as you were being true to yourself at the time...

 

[puccah8808]

Girls can't even appreciate themselves, let alone other girls... Which I believe leads to wearing too much makeup(looking like fools), dressing like whores(looking like sexy fools) & shamelessly sporting the latest fashion that in reality looks stupid as hell...

And you guys posted "these girls" on the eye candy thread..

 

[Wrivest]

And you guys posted "these girls" on the eye candy thread..

they are still fun to look at!!

 

[DJBeanPole]

Back to douchebagzzzz plz.

 

[Magdalena]

So I get to the gym today, not too busy for a Sunday, n there was this emigrant there, ( not being racist, I'm an emigrant my self), he smelled so bad , like he hasn't showered in a week, doing a full body workout ... He was all over the place... The more he would sweat , the worst it got... Ppl were clearing out of his way , it was bad..I used to work at this gym , so I went n grabbed the Lysol spray we used on db's, n sprayed n sprayed.... Ppl came up n thanked me after... WOW... What a workout!

 

[lukehayd]

Back to douchebagzzzz plz.

So the other day I walk into the gym and this freakishly tall guy is just leaving the squat rack. Doesn't unload the bar (only 185 lbs) or adjust the hooks back down to even normal height. Had to go get a step stool and move it all myself. Get 3 sets in and he comes back pissed that I had moved his stuff. Worst part was that I was at the bottom of a working set rep when he started his rant. Once I racked the weights, I said "fine, all yours" and left it with the 405 lbs on it with the hooks set a 5'. Dude was a total beanpole!

 

[Wrivest]

Hahaha!!! I like what ya did there!!

 

[DJBeanPole]

So the other day I walk into the gym and this freakishly tall guy is just leaving the squat rack. Doesn't unload the bar (only 185 lbs) or adjust the hooks back down to even normal height. Had to go get a step stool and move it all myself. Get 3 sets in and he comes back pissed that I had moved his stuff. Worst part was that I was at the bottom of a working set rep when he started his rant. Once I racked the weights, I said "fine, all yours" and left it with the 405 lbs on it with the hooks set a 5'. Dude was a total beanpole!

Aaahhh shhiiiiitttt hahaha

 

[lukehayd]

Hahaha!!! I like what ya did there!!

Aaahhh shhiiiiitttt hahaha

lol! Too bad it wasn't true! I think the tallest guy at my gym is just over 6'.

 

[DangerDave]

God I love this thread. Spent the last hour skipping through pages and laughing my asss off.

 

[Kilo G]

So I'm on cycle and it's normal for me to get backne during cycle but for some reason my girl started to get the same kind acne you'd get from juice. She don't take it is the problem. So I do got a hypothesis and I think it might be because of regular swallowing (yup she's a swallower), you guys think that may be a reason lol?

 

[Magdalena]

Ur girlfriends body will only absorb a small percentage of the gear u r on, through swallowing...sperm is different then direct steroid injection, therefor the physical effects on her , would b a fraction of urs( upper back break outs ), etc......

 

[Magdalena]

I'm sure many would agree , ur hypothesis , was a much better story, lol....

 

[JD261985]

So I'm on cycle and it's normal for me to get backne during cycle but for some reason my girl started to get the same kind acne you'd get from juice. She don't take it is the problem. So I do got a hypothesis and I think it might be because of regular swallowing (yup she's a swallower), you guys think that may be a reason lol?

I'm gonna pretend that you were kidding and don't actually have this theory just for my own sanity

 

[Kilo G]

I'm gonna pretend that you were kidding and don't actually have this theory just for my own sanity

I don't know man I run high doses of gear and she swallow A LOT. Like a lot a lot, like three times a day some time, almost like a dietary plan. Lol

 

[DangerDave]

I don't know man I run high doses of gear and she swallow A LOT. Like a lot a lot, like three times a day some time, almost like a dietary plan. Lol

You just won the internet....

 

[Magdalena]

Wow, kilo g, u r THAT GUY!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

 

[jack_black]

Everyone needs to watch this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tqH7UrzOw

Thanks now I'm mad enough to smash up the weights!

 

[DangerDave]

Wow, kilo g, u r THAT GUY!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

Haha you know there is always 1 of em

 

[puccah8808]

That hurts my tummy!!!!

 

[Oscar]

I don't know man I run high doses of gear and she swallow A LOT. Like a lot a lot, like three times a day some time, almost like a dietary plan. Lol

Dude you need to marry this girl

 

[smoker145]

Dude you need to marry this girl

Kinda reminds me of the joke..

What's the difference between your wife and job?

After 5 years your job still su cks

 

[DangerDave]

Kinda reminds me of the joke..

What's the difference between your wife and job?

After 5 years your job still su cks

Hahahaha

 

[DangerDave]

Ok don't know if its been said but I HATE say again HATE "ab gazers". Really dude? The only piece of clothing that could wipe off that invisible piece of sweat off your dry face was the bottom of your shirt? Cmon! Like nobody notices you flexing your abs and looking out of the corner of your eye... your aren't being sneaky.

I usually scream "AB GAZER!!" at the top of my lungs. When eveyone looks at me (including the perpetrator) I point him out and ridicule him in front if everyone. They usually look like they want to cry.

Thank god I look like a fuking felon that just got released for murder. Or someone would have tried to fight me by now.

 

[fame126]

she's a keeper

 

[puccah8808]

http://youtu.be/aNQoec2JI08


Forget doing crossfit!

 

[Oscar]

Got asked an awkward question by one of my buddies at the gym "bro squeeze my nip does it feel like I've got a gyno bump"

 

[iparatroop]

I booted a crossfit douche out of the squat rack today. He was rotating between pull ups, bent over rows and pushups. I walked over and asked him how many sets he had left. Me: "How many you got left there boss?" CD: "A few more... Why what are you going to do in here?" Me: "Uh... Squat?" Removes himself immediately. I was actually kind of impressed.

1. Not a squat rack if you can do pull-ups in it, it's a power rack.
2. Most "crossfitters", or the ones who take it serious, squat just as often, if not more often than the average lifter.
3. How's he the douche if he graciously moved to let you use the rack?

 

[CountryLiftin]

Ok don't know if its been said but I HATE say again HATE "ab gazers". Really dude? The only piece of clothing that could wipe off that invisible piece of sweat off your dry face was the bottom of your shirt? Cmon! Like nobody notices you flexing your abs and looking out of the corner of your eye... your aren't being sneaky.

I usually scream "AB GAZER!!" at the top of my lungs. When eveyone looks at me (including the perpetrator) I point him out and ridicule him in front if everyone. They usually look like they want to cry.

Thank god I look like a fuking felon that just got released for murder. Or someone would have tried to fight me by now.

I'd still fight you. I look at my abs at the gym sometimes. It's my body and if I wana see my powerlifter gut I will look at it. Now if guys are trying to show off I get it and agree but usually it's me in the corner of the gym hot as balls actually sweating and if I wana see how fat I am I will lol.

 

[DJBeanPole]

1. Not a squat rack if you can do pull-ups in it, it's a power rack.
2. Most "crossfitters", or the ones who take it serious, squat just as often, if not more often than the average lifter.
3. How's he the douche if he graciously moved to let you use the rack?

1) Well I'll be damned. Some google image searching has taught me I was calling them both by the wrong name. It IS a power rack! Thats my bad!
2) Good to know. I'm not the average lifter.
3) Pre snap judgment douche, post judgment Good Guy Greg.

Thanks for the call out.

 

[CountryLiftin]

Now children lets all get along

 

[DJBeanPole]

 

[iparatroop]

1) Well I'll be damned. Some google image searching has taught me I was calling them both by the wrong name. It IS a power rack! Thats my bad!
2) Good to know. I'm not the average lifter.
3) Pre snap judgment douche, post judgment Good Guy Greg. Thanks for the call out.

There are some hybrids out there, but generally a squat rack will be pretty cut and dry. You're too tall for the squat rack anyway, so the power rack would better suit you. Wasn't trying to call you out, but I guess that's how it came across.

 

[CountryLiftin]

Paratroop is an accident ******* at times but that's why we love him. He just has a way with words <3


Hahaha

 

[DJBeanPole]

There are some hybrids out there, but generally a squat rack will be pretty cut and dry. You're too tall for the squat rack anyway, so the power rack would better suit you. Wasn't trying to call you out, but I guess that's how it came across.

No haha that's all good no ill intentions here fellas and that call out line was sarcasm. Next time I'll use more winky faces. Yea the squat racks, when available, I have to completely walk out of them to squat with. Makes it interesting.

 

[DangerDave]

I'd still fight you. I look at my abs at the gym sometimes. It's my body and if I wana see my powerlifter gut I will look at it. Now if guys are trying to show off I get it and agree but usually it's me in the corner of the gym hot as balls actually sweating and if I wana see how fat I am I will lol.

You can look at your gut all you want... but if you do it in my presence and I see you... yur getting called out and ridiculed. Then we can fight. When we are done we will drink brotein shakes in celebration of our awesomeness.

 

[CountryLiftin]

You can look at your gut all you want... but if you do it in my presence and I see you... yur getting called out and ridiculed. Then we can fight. When we are done we will drink brotein shakes in celebration of our awesomeness.

Sounds like a plan to me! Hahahaha. I don't mind being called out, if you never look at yourself and turn into a fat slob, that sucks. I gota make sure my 1 pack is still there gatherin' hair, ya know?

 

[Wrivest]

http://youtu.be/aNQoec2JI08 Forget doing crossfit!

you're dead to me

 

[DangerDave]

Sounds like a plan to me! Hahahaha. I don't mind being called out, if you never look at yourself and turn into a fat slob, that sucks. I gota make sure my 1 pack is still there gatherin' hair, ya know?

Haha no I wouldn't know... I make sure my 8 pack is there, shaved and I only lift my shirt to rub oil and collect UV rays to enhance my tan on them. Lol. But hey to each there own.

 

[jack_black]

Is that you Wrivest?

 

[Wrivest]

Is that you Wrivest?

hahaha!!!! No, I use bigger weight for my overhead tire squats!

 

[CountryLiftin]

Haha no I wouldn't know... I make sure my 8 pack is there, shaved and I only lift my shirt to rub oil and collect UV rays to enhance my tan on them. Lol. But hey to each there own.

You one of them bodybuildin' types eh? And you only have an 8 pack? Hell I got more than that in my fridge.

 

[jimbuick]

You one of them bodybuildin' types eh? And you only have an 8 pack? Hell I got more than that in my fridge.

Bro, Dave's a jacked seaman.

:biglaugh:


Yea Dave, I know your a marine, I'm just making jokes about you being in the dept. of the Navy lol.

 

[Montego1]

If my stomach is out at the gym then somebody is using the defibrillator on me.

 

[puccah8808]

you're dead to me

You still love me!!!

 

[jack_black]

Douchetastic

 

[jimbuick]

If my stomach is out at the gym then somebody is using the defibrillator on me.

I lift shirtless sometimes.

 

[CountryLiftin]

Bro, Dave's a jacked seaman.

:biglaugh:


Yea Dave, I know your a marine, I'm just making jokes about you being in the dept. of the Navy lol.

I'm just playin around, seems like a good guy. Felt like trollin a little tonight.