Douchebags at the gym...

[puccah8808]

I've been trying to avoid this guy I use to work with, at the gym. I was hoping that he didn't recognize me but he finally came up to me last night and I ended up spending 30 minutes chit chatting because he wanted to go down memory lane...

 

[ajbogs]

I've been trying to avoid this guy I use to work with, at the gym. I was hoping that he didn't recognize me but he finally came up to me last night and I ended up spending 30 minutes chit chatting because he wanted to go down memory lane...

pretty sure you could get an Anabolic Army to take care of him if ya needed

 

[Wrivest]

I've been trying to avoid this guy I use to work with, at the gym. I was hoping that he didn't recognize me but he finally came up to me last night and I ended up spending 30 minutes chit chatting because he wanted to go down memory lane...

or ya could "nicely" say you are on a schedule and have to get going..... Ya big wuss

 

[puccah8808]

or ya could "nicely" say you are on a schedule and have to get going..... Ya big wuss

Haha! Actually, he asked me why I didn't go up to him if I remembered him. I said, "well, cuz I knew you were going to fuking distract me from my training!" Lol, he laughed and said, "you still got that damn mouth on you!"

 

[Oscar]

or ya could "nicely" say you are on a schedule and have to get going..... Ya big wuss

That's what I do when people get to chatty with me in the gym

 

[fame126]

I've been trying to avoid this guy I use to work with, at the gym. I was hoping that he didn't recognize me but he finally came up to me last night and I ended up spending 30 minutes chit chatting because he wanted to go down memory lane...

probably like any other dude that has seen you lately...... he wants to smash!!!

 

[puccah8808]

probably like any other dude that has seen you lately...... he wants to smash!!!

Haha!!! I love being abstinent!!!

 

[fame126]

Haha!!! I love being abstinent!!!

booooooooo!!!! thumbs down lol

 

[puccah8808]

booooooooo!!!! thumbs down lol

It's my way of saying hell no, you can't touch!

 

[DangerDave]

It's my way of saying hell no, you can't touch!

Haha you alone account for 99% of blueballs in your gym... too far?

 

[puccah8808]

Haha you alone account for 99% of blueballs in your gym... too far?

Awww, so sweet! Lol, blue balls DON'T exist!

 

[DangerDave]

Awww, so sweet! Lol, blue balls DON'T exist!

Oh yeah? Have you checked?

 

[puccah8808]

Oh yeah? Have you checked?

Lol, jk kidding! A little blue ball is nothing compared to that time of the month.

 

[DangerDave]

Lol, jk kidding! A little blue ball is nothing compared to that time of the month.

Yeah yeah. I cycle so I know how retarded levels of estrogen feel like. I practically have been through metapause lol

 

[Magdalena]

Lmao!!!!

 

[JD261985]

I was the dbag today. Had the worst fight with my gf over something so trivial and I acted like a complete ******* and said things I truly regret. Thought I would take out that negative energy at the gym but nope..that energy quickly turned into guilt. I was a nervous , distracted wreck through my whole workout. Oh well..makeup time soon I hope

 

[Oscar]

It happens to the best of us

 

[DJBeanPole]

Im wide awake right now and I blame that on the preworkout I took around 6pm last night. Dammit. I woke up thinking it was like 7am. Nope 2.

****.

 

[Jawbreaker24]

http://youtu.be/evJ1T5t0naY

 

[joh408]

[video=youtube;EcNjefEZ8qY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcNjefEZ8qY[/video]

 

[Magdalena]

Good stuff Jawbreaker24, ha ha, that pretty much sum's it up, lol....

 

[fame126]

http://youtu.be/evJ1T5t0naY

i hate affliction and the people who wear it with a passion

 

[puccah8808]

That awkward moment when someone recognize you outside of the gym and you have no clue who they are.

Uhh... Kinda creepy!

 

[Jawbreaker24]

Good stuff Jawbreaker24, ha ha, that pretty much sum's it up, lol....

Glad you liked it

 

[jack_black]

Went to a gym for the first time in 15 years. Saw this. Never going back.

 

[Swanson52]

Went to a gym for the first time in 15 years. Saw this. Never going back.

Lock it up. We're done here.

 

[puccah8808]

Went to a gym for the first time in 15 years. Saw this. Never going back.

Wtf?!

 

[fame126]

i cant see the phone number lol

 

[Magdalena]

U should've grabbed it off the wall , n ripped up to shreds! Private yoga instructor my a$$..

 

[Magdalena]

Jack_black , do the deed, lol, go back there n rip it off the wall, ha ha.... 15 years??? What made u go back there? The d bags at the current gym u go to?? Lol... Jk....

 

[EatMoar]

Must've been in an LA fitness

 

[jack_black]

I train alone at home. I had to go to Las Vegas for work and saw this. I have now printed out the picture and hung it up at work wit a coworkers name and phone number attached

 

[Magdalena]

Lmao!!!^^

 

[Tomahawk88]

Work out partner didnt show again last night. 2nd Friday this has happened.

Annoying guy decided to keep talking at me even though I was clearly tired and have gone out of my way not to talk to him.

I laid on the floor a bunch.

 

[puccah8808]

I just got followed around the store like I was going to steal nail polish! Really?!

 

[Wrivest]

Aaahhh.... Sneaky lil ninja you are!!!

 

[JD261985]

Went to a gym for the first time in 15 years. Saw this. Never going back.

Omg I laughed so ****ing hard!!! Holy shyt!!

 

[Jackson20]

Must've been in an LA fitness

Haha! Wouldn't doubt it.

 

[Jackson20]

I just got followed around the store like I was going to steal nail polish! Really?!

Weeeelll were you?!?!?

 

[puccah8808]

Weeeelll were you?!?!?

8 bottles of nail polishes!

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[Jackson20]

And they were watchin, you are a ninja!

 

[hokiebird]

Went to a gym for the first time in 15 years. Saw this. Never going back.

I haven't had a nightmare since I was a teenager, but I'm pretty sure that that picture is going to trigger a nasty one.

I like how the number slips are cut extremely small along the bottom in preparation for the huge demand.

 

[Magdalena]

I was the biggest d-bag last night... Changed up my routine a few days ago to 4-6 reps( heavy), for a couple of weeks, body is in shock, I love it, n I also quit smoking!!! Not so loving it! Ha ha, if looks could kill , I woulda been the only one at the gym ....trying to figure out the max I can lift??? Fk, db were flying, weight were slamming, grunting outta this world.... Shame on me!!!

 

[wicked442]

Bad bad cigs. Ur a crazy woman. Own that iron!

 

[DangerDave]

I was the biggest d-bag last night... Changed up my routine a few days ago to 4-6 reps( heavy), for a couple of weeks, body is in shock, I love it, n I also quit smoking!!! Not so loving it! Ha ha, if looks could kill , I woulda been the only one at the gym ....trying to figure out the max I can lift??? Fk, db were flying, weight were slamming, grunting outta this world.... Shame on me!!!

I was the dbag last night too! I just came off cruise and am 1 week into short esters so my aggression is pretty high. Anyways... I was smashing out 110lb dips and finished then went to go use the incline BB bench... to find some 120lb kid using it to do fly/press supersets with 20lb dumbells. Lost my sh*t and asked him "how many more sets till you are done playing on the bench?" Kid- "I just started" me- (congradufukinlation now how many sets left?" Kid (with a look of horror)- "2" me- "hurry the fuk up and lift". He did 1 set and left. Haha. I hate when I ask how many sets left and I get the "I just started" reply. I don't mind waiting but if you don't know how many sets you have left then you obviously don't have a plan therefore get the fuk out of my way.

/Rant

 

[McCrew530]

Dear old guy that gave me the stink eye for asking you politely to move your stuff over 6" so I could use the 1 right angled corner in the gym that isnt packed with stuff so that I could do some one armed barbell work please take a yoga class and calm down. I know of a very hairy Arminian looking guy that is looking for some clients and would give you a mustache ride with his chest

 

[DangerDave]

Dear old guy that gave me the stink eye for asking you politely to move your stuff over 6" so I could use the 1 right angled corner in the gym that isnt packed with stuff so that I could do some one armed barbell work please take a yoga class and calm down. I know of a very hairy Arminian looking guy that is looking for some clients and would give you a mustache ride with his chest

Hahahahaha

 

[Magdalena]

Lmao... They should have designated sections at gyms, just for those guys, ha ha ha ....

 

[Tomahawk88]

My workout partner threw up in the trash can. I kept telling him it was time for standing press. Not sure who was the DB there. But a gym employee just handed him a trash bag and walked away.

 

[Magdalena]

When I worked at our local gym, I had to clean that $hit up before... Went up to the guy , N said , good job!! Keep pushing ur self!!! Good thing I work in a nursing home, lol... Nothing like that bothers me, ha ha.. U know u had a greaaat workout when.......