Douchebags at the gym...

This might be my favorite thread. All the funny ****. I wish that **** would happen at my gym. Most of the high school kids are respectful. Their nutrition and sometimes their form is scattershot, because, well, they are in high school. But they at least work hard and are respectful. I think most of them kind of watch what everybody else does because of the gyms reputation over the past 30 years and don't want to be the guys we laugh at. haha I mean, I still get the guy talking about how huge his back is even though he does bent over barbell rows with 115lbs and bad form. He's nice enough, just a little delusional.
 
"nah man, I don't wanna lift big weight, I just want to get cut"
 
Going on a rant...

SMH... Why did a dude in my crim class pull out a bottle of Epistane... Straight active steroid compound out of his bag and say some dude at Complete Nutrition told him it will cut him up... Wtf are those dudes doing? No PCT, no telling him what he was going to do to his body, no talk of shut down... Guys like that need beat up!

Needless to say, he paid $60 a bottle (x2) for two bottles of Epistane which could easily be purchased for $20 a piece!

Evn more, I told him wtf he was doing so he went back down there and the guy told him I wasn't right and he had a degree in nutrition and all this ****... When he comes to me asking why his balls are 1/3 the size and why he has weird nipples...
Not sure ill be able to help him.

Rant complete. And yes, that douchebag who sold it to him works out in my gym... So he is the ultimate douchebag in the gym. I'd rather have guys curl in the squat rack :)
 
Don't get very many douches in my gym, but I saw some last night. Fallin right into the high school gym douche stereotype, there were 3 kids using the hammer strength lat pull down machine. Two kids would stand on either side and hang on the handles to help the third kid using the machine pull the weight down until he was seated. Then he would proceed to do a few reps at MAYBE 1/4 of full ROM. There was I think 90 pounds on each side. Not all that douchey but I sure got a laugh out of it haha.
 
Saw my favorite partial repper today. I don't think I have seen this guy use a full ROM on anything plus always has a spotter "assist" aka lift the weight for him haha. I think what gets me is the fact he seems to lift weights VERY similar to my own.
 
Here in Memphis Tenneessee area gyms are full of D-bags , well to be honest the whole state sucks , can not wait to move out of this state!!
 
Ok I have a report of a female d-bag. My wife like to go in our gym early am a couple times a week so this am is one of those days. As she is on her last set of a circuit the offender and her precede to the smith where my wife has it set up to do incline push-ups. Noticing the d-bag is heading the same way my wife pulls out her ear bud asks if intends to use it and that my wife has one last set to do. The response is a sneer like she is better than her and that would a total problem to wait. Now to flesh this out this woman and I don't get along very well. She is a personal trainer at my gym and we tend to butt head on occasion especially when she has her boot camp class she will basically take over 75 % of the gym space and the gyms not that big to begin with.
 
raulob72 said:
I live in Collierville, and thinking to move to Southhaven , people in Missisippi are more easy going!
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Yes we are lol. Were fat happy and poor. Collierville isn't too bad. Its not German town or or murpheesborough but its still nice.

But i actually like southhaven lot. Im clear on the other end of the state but still...it would be nice not to ne the only person in Mississippi that's on am lol
 
EatMoar said:
You guys ever think if anyone is talking about us/ were talking about someone who Is in this thread lol.
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I can see it now. A group of d bags like look at that guy over there doing perfect form as* to ground squats. What a loser.
 
Very possible I got talked about the other day. I was doing my chest routine and decided to add bench flys that kinda work like floor presses but you have nothing under your ass so its suspended in the air and the bench is sideways under your shoulders. I don't know the technical term for them so hopefully you get the picture. Anyway, I was 3 sets in and had the 75lb Dbs on my knees. So I went to slide my back down off the bench while holding the DBS against my chest to get into position and I didn't get my legs out far enough before I brought the weight to my chest and BAM! Over the back of the bench I go with 150lbs in dbs. Lol i did a back flip and wound up on my hands and knees immediately laughing my ass off , the weights bump bump bump then go rolling in either direction. The 3 other dudes there were like holy **** are you ok?! I responded "yes, but my prides alil bruised. That's my douche bag trick of the day". I had to say something dumb to make me feel better i guess. I grabbed the weight and went back to work and it was like nothing happened although I had a feel that I was being looked at outa the corner of a couple eyes as I got back into position.
 
Should have jumped up yelled "crossfit for life" and took a lap around the gym.
 
Or say "just 9 more reps a ill be done with my weighted backflips" lol sounds like your form was off a bit

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BigRigg said:
Or say "just 9 more reps a ill be done with my weighted backflips" lol sounds like your form was off a bit

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Lol a bit. I definitely timed the weight shift to bring the weights up wrong on that one. It's not the easiest position to maneuver into with heavy weight but its a great exercise. I like em better then regular floor press however I recommend a spot to help with weight above 75lbs.
 
The ghost Dbag!

The guy who just leaves his towel on a machine, bench, or rack and leaves so you waste two or 3 minutes standing around waiting to see if anyone's using it. This goes for water bottles, and leaving weights on the bar to.
 
Bigcountry08 said:
The ghost Dbag!

The guy who just leaves his towel on a machine, bench, or rack and leaves so you waste two or 3 minutes standing around waiting to see if anyone's using it. This goes for water bottles, and leaving weights on the bar to.
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I hate that...its tarded
 
So this wasn't "in the gym", but in one of my classes the teacher had brought up steroids and our campus gym and a girl raised her hand in class and asked our teacher if steroids were what was in all the bottles guys are taking to the gym shaking! And the teacher responded "I'm not sure what are in those, but I don't think it is steroids" lmao
 
Mitch5 said:
So this wasn't "in the gym", but in one of my classes the teacher had brought up steroids and our campus gym and a girl raised her hand in class and asked our teacher if steroids were what was in all the bottles guys are taking to the gym shaking! And the teacher responded "I'm not sure what are in those, but I don't think it is steroids" lmao
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Fukkkin women -____- lol
 
I saw my favorite douche bag last night! It has literally been months and I almost forgot about him. He walks around with a puffed up chest. Late 30's early 40's. His waist is as big as his chest but carries himself like he has a massive v-taper. Always, ALWAYs doing cheat reps being loud and throwing the weight around like he is a hard ass. Just the way he carries himself makes me chuckle. Anyway, he throws two big chains over his neck and proceeds to go to the dip bar. He goes for ONE dip and the weight from the chains almost makes him do a face plant. You could immediately see the loss of swagger. I was laughing hysterically on the inside.
 
My god, **** my gym. First off its start to fill up like people bicep curling up the ying yang! Then some hot fit girl walks by and everyone seriously stops what they are doing and looks. Some dude was mid set, using like 25lbs DBs for a DB bench, turns his head to the side while he was in a concentric motion, and puts the weights down and then stares at her ass..... jesus o_0.
 
What cracks me up are the young idiots who come into the gym and go straight into the bench press with max weights maybe do a 2 reps and not even warm up.
 
BigRigg said:
wait wut?
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You ever have one of those moments where something sounded better than what it was? Well, I wrote it wrong and instead of editing or better yet, erasing it, I just let it fly. haha oh well. Worse things have happened.
 
EatMoar said:
My god, **** my gym. First off its start to fill up like people bicep curling up the ying yang! Then some hot fit girl walks by and everyone seriously stops what they are doing and looks. Some dude was mid set, using like 25lbs DBs for a DB bench, turns his head to the side while he was in a concentric motion, and puts the weights down and then stares at her ass..... jesus o_0.
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25s?? What was he 11 years old?
 
EatMoar said:
alright bro, g00d l00kz. We still on for our flex sesh, planet fitness, 5 o'clock?
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You know it bro!!! Ill show you how to do a standing crunch to really make your absolutely look paper thin and ripped. You know...like a gucci model
 
EatMoar said:
Wait so that skinny manotaur looking fellow who told me to do it this way is wrong ?! :O
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I heard he was a professional liar and only looking to sell you expensive supplements and more pt time. Sinner
 
MANotaur said:
You know it bro!!! Ill show you how to do a standing crunch to really make your absolutely look paper thin and ripped. You know...like a gucci model
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**** sounds planet fitness official. Ill bring the Cell Tech so we can get our swellllll on afterwards. Bicep curls and machine bench press day.
 
EatMoar said:
**** sounds planet fitness official. Ill bring the Cell Tech so we can get our swellllll on afterwards. Bicep curls and machine bench press day.
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Sounds like a bromantic evening. Celltech and machine bench
 
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