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So however you guys may think I fugged it up with the Lady that "ripped" one while squatting, well, you could try guessing and still wouldn't get to my colossal fail with her just now...God I swear I better tell my parents they won't have grand children...
 
Celorza said:
So however you guys may think I fugged it up with the Lady that "ripped" one while squatting, well, you could try guessing and still wouldn't get to my colossal fail with her just now...God I swear I better tell my parents they won't have grand children...
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They can still have grandchildren. You and your boyfriend will just have to adopt. Lots of guys are doing it.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
They can still have grandchildren. You and your boyfriend will just have to adopt. Lots of guys are doing it.
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Lmao.. No you didn't!
 
p5sky said:
A favorite form Borat:

"When I buy my wife, at first she cook good, her vagine worked well, she strong on plow, but three years later when she was fifteen, she receive hair on her chest, her voice become deep, and her vagine hang like SLEEVE OF WIZARD."
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Bwahahahahaha!!! :rofl:
 
PrepNwa23 said:
Is that what were calling it now? Cause im pretty sure it's x2 now.
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x17 now

bdcc said:
I genuinely still laugh about that every now and again.
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Really? You're talking about it like it was something that happened years ago lol. "I still think back fondly on that moment that occurred 14 hours ago!"

Celorza said:
So however you guys may think I fugged it up with the Lady that "ripped" one while squatting, well, you could try guessing and still wouldn't get to my colossal fail with her just now...God I swear I better tell my parents they won't have grand children...
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Deets.
 
Celorza said:
So however you guys may think I fugged it up with the Lady that "ripped" one while squatting, well, you could try guessing and still wouldn't get to my colossal fail with her just now...God I swear I better tell my parents they won't have grand children...
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wow, where did you put it . . . in the butt? Not so much a FAIL, just a minor miscalculation.

And as far as birth control is concerned, I look to Tina Fey for advice with her controversial advice book for teenage girls: "Your Mouth Can't Get Pregnant."
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
They can still have grandchildren. You and your boyfriend will just have to adopt. Lots of guys are doing it.
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I burst out laughing this morning reading that only you would go there.
 
Celorza said:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop Blake? You are an all-knowing furry entity...you should know this.
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327, did that at 10 years old. My tongue was so sore. True story.
 
p5sky said:
wow, where did you put it . . . in the butt? Not so much a FAIL, just a minor miscalculation.

And as far as birth control is concerned, I look to Tina Fey for advice with her controversial advice book for teenage girls: "Your Mouth Can't Get Pregnant."
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their butt can't either!
 
MidwestBeast said:
Deets.
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p5sky said:
wow, where did you put it . . . in the butt? Not so much a FAIL, just a minor miscalculation.

And as far as birth control is concerned, I look to Tina Fey for advice with her controversial advice book for teenage girls: "Your Mouth Can't Get Pregnant."
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Well...I was on my merry way to the gym this morning around 5:50 am (short walk) and I went out shirtless since it was cool and no one was outside...On my way there I discover this girl is my neighbor from the buildings beside my Apartment...Well without putting the shirt on, and with a complete brain fart of my own...I said:

"Oh weren't you squatting the other day? I was checking out your form and it is good actually, and a nice amount of weight. My name is Caesar btw..." Thus I proceeded to extend my arm in salutation...and forgot I was shirtless and how creepy that sounded...and the hand I extended had my shirt in it...She got all creeped and speed-walked her way to the gym...where we awkwardly had to bench side by side since the Benches are lined together...FML :D!
 
EasyEJL said:
at least you didn't have a box of condoms in your hand, or a Do It At Home HIV test
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Those exist? (Being serious, a neighbor of mine is worried he might have hiv BUT he is paranoid of getting the test done...)
 
Celorza said:
Those exist? (Being serious, a neighbor of mine is worried he might have hiv BUT he is paranoid of getting the test done...)
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right, a "neighbor" like the guys in the anabolic section talk about "a friend at my gym" ;)

they do now, was just FDA approved in the last couple months.

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EasyEJL said:
right, a "neighbor" like the guys in the anabolic section talk about "a friend at my gym" ;)

they do now, was just FDA approved in the last couple months.

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His name is Francisco Quintanilla Kowalski, facebook him if you may. He is 5'8" and used to weight around 160lbs , now he is a skinny beanpole of 127lbs...Lives in the same apartment complex I do and works for my bartender company...I personally introduced him to my boss and got him the gig...after a few months he dropped a lot of weight and became concerned...I do my 3 month ritualistic check for stds at a lab without any issues.
 
Celorza said:
Well...I was on my merry way to the gym this morning around 5:50 am (short walk) and I went out shirtless since it was cool and no one was outside...On my way there I discover this girl is my neighbor from the buildings beside my Apartment...Well without putting the shirt on, and with a complete brain fart of my own...I said:

"Oh weren't you squatting the other day? I was checking out your form and it is good actually, and a nice amount of weight. My name is Caesar btw..." Thus I proceeded to extend my arm in salutation...and forgot I was shirtless and how creepy that sounded...and the hand I extended had my shirt in it...She got all creeped and speed-walked her way to the gym...where we awkwardly had to bench side by side since the Benches are lined together...FML :D!
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I'm laughing so hard right now.

I hope you eventually talk to her again and tell her that the t-shirt was soaked in chloroform.
 
MidwestBeast said:
I'm laughing so hard right now.

I hope you eventually talk to her again and tell her that the t-shirt was soaked in chloroform.
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I missed my chance to actually use your line: "Excuse me does this smell like Chloroform to you?" hahaha...No honestly I was so embarrassed all day! Worse is...I get to bump into her at campus too since we have class after the gym (though separate buildings, same route) who knows...might be my next great love? Or the woman that gets me in the Sexual Offenders list haha
 
Celorza said:
Well...I was on my merry way to the gym this morning around 5:50 am (short walk) and I went out shirtless since it was cool and no one was outside...On my way there I discover this girl is my neighbor from the buildings beside my Apartment...Well without putting the shirt on, and with a complete brain fart of my own...I said:

"Oh weren't you squatting the other day? I was checking out your form and it is good actually, and a nice amount of weight. My name is Caesar btw..." Thus I proceeded to extend my arm in salutation...and forgot I was shirtless and how creepy that sounded...and the hand I extended had my shirt in it...She got all creeped and speed-walked her way to the gym...where we awkwardly had to bench side by side since the Benches are lined together...FML :D!
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Maybe she didn't see you. How tall are you?
Lol.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Maybe she didn't see you. How tall are you?
Lol.
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I'm taller than her you...(insert offensive word...behaving too much atm)...And I am 5'6.2" according to last doc appointment...And I am proud of me size!
 
Celorza said:
I'm taller than her you...(insert offensive word...behaving too much atm)...And I am 5'6.2" according to last doc appointment...And I am proud of me size!
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Next time she is near the squat rack, load up the bar, put it on your shoulders, and say "Hey" and then lock eyes with her. Without making a face, fart, and stand there staring into her soul.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Next time she is near the squat rack, load up the bar, put it on your shoulders, and say "Hey" and then lock eyes with her. Without making a face, fart, and stand there staring into her soul.
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Is that how you got your Supplement-throwing-Girlfriend to love yah? Because if it is...I might consider it...yet it has to be run by the rest if this has to be a fart or a shart.
 
Celorza said:
I'm taller than her you...(insert offensive word...behaving too much atm)...And I am 5'6.2" according to last doc appointment...And I am proud of me size!
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Proud of me size? Awk! They're always after me lucky charms! I can jest because I'm only an inch taller than you so I hear it all the time meself!
 
lukehayd said:
Proud of me size? Awk! They're always after me lucky charms! I can jest because I'm only an inch taller than you so I hear it all the time meself!
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Hahahahahaha i thought of that when I wrote it!!!
 
PrepNwa23 said:
But how do you prove he got a date? And what would the stakes be?
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God damn it Ryan...what do I have to get a pic with her holding a card that says "HI FL3XY-POOH!" or what?
 
The only way to prove you are on a date is to hold her hair above your upper lip to make a moustache, then take a picture.
 
Celorza said:
God damn it Ryan...what do I have to get a pic with her holding a card that says "HI FL3XY-POOH!" or what?
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Just saying we don't know how brutally honest you would be if she shot you down.
 
PrepNwa23 said:
Just saying we don't know how brutally honest you would be if she shot you down.
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So me telling you I let one rip too that day, that I messed up this morning with her and opening up
To you guys doesn't prove I am a brutally no-bullsh1t individual? Haha
 
Celorza said:
So me telling you I let one rip too that day, that I messed up this morning with her and opening up
To you guys doesn't prove I am a brutally no-bullsh1t individual? Haha
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NOPE!!!!!!
 
Nobody looks honest an open when compared to Tony!

That still makes me laugh lol.
 
lukehayd said:
Where is T3 anyways!? He's been worse than Fl3x was a while back about stopping in to say hi. Maybe he's just staying at HQ.
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Yeah...not only T3 is absent now, Matt, James (at times) , Tim just pops in from time to time...and Bruce...I miss Bruce :(.
 
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