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taman6886 said:
Did your wife accuse you of sabotaging it on purpose because you'd rather lay around and eat cereal all day long? That's what I'm thinking!
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lol, naw she was there too and saw the whole thing. I haven't had cereal in a couple days now cause my sour stomach. It's like I lost a dear friend.
 
MidwestBeast said:
I heard Ben just pays that guy to let him say he's him (i.e. Ben eats cake and plays WOW all day long, but his ripped friend is poor, so he stands out in the woods in his underwear and lets strange men take pictures of him so he can actually sleep somewhere other than a box).
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This is mostly true. I don't like WOW though.

taman6886 said:
I believe that is a new record for the amount of sand packed into 1 mangina!
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Captain Manscape strikes again!

RickRock13 said:
Ben has some great HGH he has been trying to push me
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Horny Goat Heed?

MidwestBeast said:
Ah, that makes sense. It's his loophole for bashing steroids, but still pinning.

I can't believe I didn't see it.
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HGH, SARMS, peptides. Anything in the grey area. I hate AAS though. ;)

kingjameskjf said:
had quite a failure of an incident at my job interview yesterday.
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A client of mine went into a job interview and had to present to three of them behind a desk. Instead of using the synonym to 'meticulous' which is 'anally retentive' she accidentally used the phrase 'anal penetration' haha.

That story is no joke. I can't remember ever laughing so hard in the gym.
 
kingjameskjf said:
lol, naw she was there too and saw the whole thing. I haven't had cereal in a couple days now cause my sour stomach. It's like I lost a dear friend.
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Enough with the Cereal already!!!!
 
Corn Pops
 
Fruity Pebbles FTW
 
I hate all of you!! Now I drown my sorrows in a box of crunch berries.... NOT!
 
LiveToLift said:
I hate all of you!! Now I drown my sorrows in a box of crunch berries.... NOT!
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After all the hard work and low-carbing you do , whats wrong with one reward cheat meal per month? You should reward those guns you have with a bit of sugar love...and I don't mean by screwing Sugga Mamma!
 
Cracklin oat bran

My dad used to take these and make his own candy bars. He'd put several down in a row, smash some caramel squares on top, put some more cereal squares on top, then cover with chocolate. They were pretty good.
 
Celorza said:
After all the hard work and low-carbing you do , whats wrong with one reward cheat meal per month? You should reward those guns you have with a bit of sugar love...and I don't mean by screwing Sugga Mamma!
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Aunt Jamima & Mrs. Butterworth then?
 
Extra Extra! Ben is anti-American! Hates red white and blue! Only loves grey!
 
Celorza said:
After all the hard work and low-carbing you do , whats wrong with one reward cheat meal per month? You should reward those guns you have with a bit of sugar love...and I don't mean by screwing Sugga Mamma!
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I'm on a couple of carb days right now but
I'll stick with oatmeal and pb with a scoop of whey! Enough protein to justify that treat!
 
lukehayd said:
As in, Ben likes doing it with corpses?

EXTRA! EXTRA! BEN HAS NECROPHILIA!!
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I am not so sure that "has" is the proper term, it suggest that he contracted a disease rather than developed a deviant arousal pattern. "Ben is a necrophiliac" is likely more accurate.
 
taman6886 said:
I am not so sure that "has" is the proper term, it suggest that he contracted a disease rather than developed a deviant arousal pattern. "Ben is a necrophiliac" is likely more accurate.
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Congratz on 400k Sexy T3
 
taman6886 said:
I am not so sure that "has" is the proper term, it suggest that he contracted a disease rather than developed a deviant arousal pattern. "Ben is a necrophiliac" is likely more accurate.
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This is probably true. I thought about that after I posted it but then thought I would leave it because who would catch it anyways? I should have known better after 577 pages huh!?!?
 
taman6886 said:
I am not so sure that "has" is the proper term, it suggest that he contracted a disease rather than developed a deviant arousal pattern. "Ben is a necrophiliac" is likely more accurate.
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You should have used a full stop or period instead of the comma after the word 'term'.

Your grammar is rubbish. Let's fight!
 
I think I finally discovered why goatees look so weird on a lot of guys I work with....
If your chin is not that defined, skip it. If it is somewhat distinguishable, grow it! If observers can't decide where your chin and neck meet, it looks silly. I would say it looks like somebody drew a circle on a balloon. They're just guessing where it should go.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I think I finally discovered why goatees look so weird on a lot of guys I work with....
If your chin is not that defined, skip it. If it is somewhat distinguishable, grow it! If observers can't decide where your chin and neck meet, it looks silly. I would say it looks like somebody drew a circle on a balloon. They're just guessing where it should go.
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So, the man with the goatee looked in the mirror and thought "why do I look so weird?" then comes on AM and does the usual. "So, this friend of mine...."
 
bdcc said:
So, the man with the goatee looked in the mirror and though "why do I look so weird?" then comes on AM and does the usual. "So, this friend of mine...."
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Don't you have a ripped friend to pay off in between worlds on WOW?
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Don't you have a ripped friend to pay off in between worlds on WOW?
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I said in the last post on this that I don't like WOW. I have a clone who walks around in underwear whilst I play on Call of Duty lol.
 
bdcc said:
I said in the last post on this that I don't like WOW. I have a clone who walks around in underwear whilst I play on Call of Duty lol.
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I bet you hold your kill/death ratio over his head to get him into bed.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I bet you hold your kill/death ratio over his head to get him into bed.
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This scenario has become very weird lol.

So, I am a fat man who has a clone that I force to walk around in pants whilst I play CoD. Now I sleep with my clone? lol
 
Luke, you can't edit my post to make it look like a spelling mistake!

That is lame. Nobody will believe it!
 
bdcc said:
Luke, you can't edit my post to make it look like a spelling mistake!

That is lame. Nobody will believe it!
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Very sneaky you are..
 
bdcc said:
Luke, you can't edit my post to make it look like a spelling mistake!

That is lame. Nobody will believe it!
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They just need to look at Fl3x's remark where he quoted you! Unless you bribe him to change it there too. Sneaky bass turd!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Wow a non rep for a week and already starting
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Gotta start small, right?

bdcc said:
I said in the last post on this that I don't like WOW. I have a clone who walks around in underwear whilst I play on Call of Duty lol.
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I didn't know that you had a clone to play COD, too. I thought I was the only one!

FL3X MAGNUM said:
No word altering. Just removed the fog.
So the truth comes out......
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Ben = Cyrus? Now I'm confused.

MidwestBeast said:
It's, okay, everyone. Ben, is, just, in, a, mood, today.
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Fixed.
 
Oh, and also, this....

HEY TONY!!! TOE-KNEE!!!!

drool, bish... You know what's gonna happen here...

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bdcc said:
A client of mine went into a job interview and had to present to three of them behind a desk. Instead of using the synonym to 'meticulous' which is 'anally retentive' she accidentally used the phrase 'anal penetration' haha.

That story is no joke. I can't remember ever laughing so hard in the gym.
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That's pretty bad but I still mine was worse.

LiveToLift said:
Enough with the Cereal already!!!!
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There can never be enough cereal. Today it is Crispix.

Valdez said:
Fruity Pebbles FTW
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These are also awesome
 
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