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Trick or Treat for LG Sciences Weekly give away in in October.

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in heaven and they're trying to decide who sits next to God. Vin Diesel said I should be the one because I'm the most fit, Arnold said he should since he is the Governor of California, Then Chuck Norris turned to God and said God get out of my chair!
 
Here are some good ones:

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
 
kevinhy said:
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
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Disgusting but hilarious none the less!
 
People often wonder what's underneath chuck Norris's beard- another fist, pow!

Some people can piss their name in snow, chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete.
 
joedf said:
Chuck Norris is so bad...even muscletech products work for him
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but i thought muscletech used tiny bits of Chuck Norris' skin in all their products
 
Chuck Norris doesn't take Anadraulic State GT, Anadraulic State GT takes Chuck Norris.
 
Sharks have a Chuck Norris week

Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad
 
death once had a near-chuck norris experience.
 
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
 
This is an LG33 blue light special!

1. Tell me What Chuck Norris was apart of in 1958

2. What two places he was at during his time

3. What was his job during this time?

4. When was his time over?


Answer all 4 correct and get you a Tub of ASGT FREE!!!!

first one to answer wins....

I only give hints when asked!

I will say every question goes hand and hand with each other;)
 
1. airforce.
2. Osan Air Base in South Korea, March Air Force Base, California
3. air policeman
4.norris was discharged in 1962
 
Did i get it?
 
For clarification purposes he was discharged in august of 1962.
 
PM'd, let me know if you get it.
 
What do Jesus and Chuck Norris have in common? They both walk on water, but only because Chuck Norris allows it.
 
One night Chuck Norris was in bed with 100 hookers. Towards the end of their escapades the least attractive hooker says quietly "save it for me and Chuck said "Now, now, There should be enough for everybody."


This is also original. It sux but I'm just having fun. I love this thread. :D
 
God said let there be light; CHUCK said say please!
 
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He doesn't need to ford rivers as the water simply parts for him. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
 
Chuck Norris is SOOOO Bad Ass no one will say anything to him about his bad toupe'.
 
MrKleen73 said:
Chuck Norris is SOOOO Bad Ass no one will say anything to him about his bad toupe'.
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Your life is now at risk JUST for mentioning the possibly Chuck has a toupe!
 
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