Trick or Treat for LG Sciences Weekly give away in in October.

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That's right you read that correctly LG Sciences will be giving away 1 product a week for various fun challenges throughout the month of October. Just another way for us to say Thank You to all of you here at AnabolicMinds for being such great supporters of our products. All of the contests this month will be held in this thread, and links to where each weeks new challenge in the thread will be available for newcomers later in the month. Here is the real TREAT, the end of the month challenge for Halloween there will be a Trifecta stack going to the winner, make no doubt it will be fun. Since the month started on a Friday we will let this run through the week and select a winner Sunday so others have a chance to see it.

Also it probably goes without saying if you are a winner we will want you to run a log of the product with a minimum of 4 updates a week.

So get ready to Trick or Treat for LG Sciences!!!!
 
Winners, Updates, and links to weekly contest with in the thread.

Contest 1 starts here:
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Contest 2 Formadrol Giveaway Starts here:
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CAN YOU MAKE US LAUGH FOR ANADRAULIC STATE GT?

We are going to start this off with a nice big fat tub of everyone's new favorite pre workout Anadraulic State GT.
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Your challenge... Who ever has the best Chuck Norris joke gets the tub of ASGT!
You can put 2 entries in a day but in separate posts so I can link to the winner in the second post in this thread. Now get them in there guys! Start posting them up now.
 
CHUCK?!? I'll kick it off.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy to death, Chuck then brought him back to life, only to roundhouse kick him to death again. When questioned about this, Chuck replied "Did you see the look on his face the second time around? Priceless!"

Chuck was at a driving range in Cape Canaveral on January 28, 1986.

When you give blood, you can save up to three lives. When Chuck gives blood, he saves dozens, because he's not killing for the three minutes they make him sit down with a juicebox.

Oh, and:

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That oughta put you all in the spirit!
 
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And my all-time favorite:

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
 
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.

The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

NOT in for the contest, just in for the Chuck Norris jokes.
 
Some funny stuff in here already. feel free to make em up they don't have to be one you heard.
 
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
 
Lol these are great
 
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
 
Dirty music said:
some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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RoadBlocK said:
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.

The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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kevinhy said:
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all
three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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excellent!!! The last one killed me. :haha::haha::haha:
 
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
 
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Great ones in here already! Loving it. Reps keep a tally of your favorites we are all picking the winners together.

I should have mentioned in the earlier posts that we do want you to log the products you win. I will put it up there now. My apologogies.
 
If you laid all the ninjas Chuck Norris has killed end to end, Chuck himself will kill you for doing such a pointless and impossible task.
 
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris Slammed a rotating door
 
HAHA that was unexpected I liked it. LOL Some very funny ones in here alreay keep em coming guys. By the way those who are entering if you posted more than 2 a day go back and edit the ones you want to use as you 2 entries saying they are your choice.
 
Let's get some CN jokes runnin' up in here!

I'll start: When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
 
Chuck Norris is so bad he made the devil sell him his soul.
 
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
 
Scientists have managed to concentrate the power of Chuck Norris' punches into concentrated tablets now known to the world as Dianabol..they have yet to capture the power of his roundhouse kick as the testers have always died.

^Note: this is completely original; it's the best I could do for now. =P
 
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
 
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet
 
Chuck norris makes onions cry

When chuck makes smashed potatoes he makes the potatoes bleed

Chuck kicked a shark in the face and as a result the Hammer head shark

Chuck counted to infinity twice

Chuck Norris once touched MC Hammer
 
Chuck Norris is such a badass that when he watched Two Girls One Cup he was eating chocolate pudding the whole time
 
The laws of physics obey Chuck Norris.
 
Nice and good original too. This is a great contest and everyone is having a blast. I love it. Keep em coming guys I have my eye on a few of them. Some made me actually made me laugh.

Remember though some of you are posting way more than 2 a day. Hard for us to know which ones are your submissions and which ones are just you having fun.
 
My GF and I are laughing are asses off at these, awesome submissions ;).
 
My Official two are:

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
 
when life hands Chuck Norris Lemons he makes Orange Juice
 
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