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Trick or Treat for LG Sciences Weekly give away in in October.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It made him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly get out of jail free card
 
those 2 were repeats naturalgainer
 
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down...
or
When Chuck Norris stares in the sky the clouds sweat from fear, we call this rain.
 
Moses and Job were in Heaven having a conversation when Job sneezed loudly. Moses turns to Job and says Chuck Bless You.
 
chuck norris once urinated in a diesel trucks gas tank......that truck is now known as optimus prime

there was once a street named chuck norris, but it had to be changed because no one crosses chuck norris and lives
 
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.

Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
 
It is really Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of Australia that is the most venomous creature on earth. Within minutes of being bitten, a person experiences the following symptoms fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and a feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield by roundhouse kicks.
 
After taking a lot of steroid tests doctors told Chuck Norris that he had tested positive he chuckled upon receiving this information and said "of course my urine tested positive, haha what do you think they make steroids from?" :D
 
After Carefully extracting the power of chucks beard, tears, and chest hairs, Lg sciences has formulated the greatest pre workout ever to give you a manly since of chuck norris and an extra roundhouse kick in the ass to get you going!

-Original :D
 
Good stuff Guys! My apologies I meant to get on and pick the winner yesterday but I had trouble with my internet at home. I will get with the other Reps and we will select a winner shortly and try to get this AS-GT out to the winner as soon as possible. When i announce the winner I will also announce the next contest.
 
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
 
We are getting close guys. Should have a winner announced very soon.
 
And the Winner is!!!!

Well it took a little bit of waiting but here it is.

jbryand101b said:
chuck norris can lick my ballz. Only because he's chuck norris.
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Sorry there were a lot of great jokes in here but this one got us off gaurd enough to stand out the most. Congratulations jbryanand101b!!!!!!

PM me your address and we will get that shipped out to you!
 
MrKleen73 said:
Well it took a little bit of waiting but here it is.



Sorry there were a lot of great jokes in here but this one got us off gaurd enough to stand out the most. Congratulations jbryanand101b!!!!!!

PM me your address and we will get that shipped out to you!
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What's funny about this is he actually bought ASGT and has since contemplated returning it because of taste. Lol..There's got to be a word for this..irony perhaps?

Congrats jbry
 
BrYmAsTeR17 said:
What's funny about this is he actually bought ASGT and has since contemplated returning it because of taste. Lol..There's got to be a word for this..irony perhaps?

Congrats jbry
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Shaaa.... No WAY!!!!!

JBry say it ain't so man. If you actually do not want this PM me and let me know.
 
Who can find the best Halloween Form... (Formadrol)

So for this week we are going to have a little fun. We will be giving away a bottle of Formadrol Extreme for the lucky winner to log.
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To continue on with the Halloween fun, your challenge is to find the SEXIEST Halloween picture you can NO NUDITY.

Only requirements other than that are These must be real people, real pics, and not costume models. So go forth to search your Social Networking sites for the best and sexiest halloween pics you can find. Remember, real people not advertisements...​
 
Yeah, I love to see what people find. Also making them have to be real people heightens the YUMMINESS of the photos. Something about knowing the naughties are actually accessible to normal people "Makes me feel kinda funny... Like when we climbed the rope... in gym class."
 
I was thinking the same thing, but wasn't going to say anything, lol.

Now for the foxy ladies!

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Maybe this will help get you guys started. You seem a little shy....

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Aww crap it's gonna be hard to find some privacy to post this. I can't do this at work! Oh well at least I know my libido's working.
 
This should should seal my victory:
 

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Alright now we are getting somewhere. Some of those were of models but I ain't complaining. KEEP EM COMING!!!!!
 
Well played boys, VERY NICE submissions so far. I know there has to be more out there you want to submit.
 
I think they are having a hard time it isn't that easy to search for and find the ones of real people. You have to comb the pages of the attention seeking hotties on myspace and facebook since most people don't name pictures Sexy Halloween Pic or whatever it is harder to search for.
 
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