Douchebags at the gym...

I can honestly say I'm another one :)

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2nd that :)

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1. Guys that wear more than one gold chain. Even one is not my style, but hey, I try to be open minded. The problem is the guy who shows up with the Mr. T starter kit and the underarmor shirt. Drives me nuts.

2. The guy that wears his sunglasses in the already dark gym. WTF?

3. The guy who brags that he spends an hour in the gym everyday, but neglects to tell you(although you figure it out quick) that he spends 45-50 of that talking to other people trying to workout. I literally watched this guy follow someone into the lockerroom and stayed in there while the guy took a dump. Then, he followed him around talking for another 30 mins. The poor stalkee didnt have the heart to tell the guy to STFU.
 
I know I already had a long post but I thought of another, I hate blue tooth guy. The dude who keeps his blue tooth on and talks into it the entire workout, even when he's doing the lift. And, to top it off, he stares at you sideways when you glance at him after he boomingly says something to whoever he's talking to.
 
another one of these threads??? Well, they are always entertaining.

Guys in bodybuilding.com t-shirts that weigh a buck fitty.
 
The idiots who always seem to be there the same time you are and have made absolutely no progress whatsoever. IMO they are really just a waste of gym floor and instead of looking into the mirror during their whole workout they should be looking into hiring a trainer or at least just quiting all together lol.
 
I know it's been said a hundred times,... but it just happened again,....curling in the squat rack. It pisses me off, especially when I need to squat!!
 
Saw a new one the other night. A guy who wanted to dance between sets.

Nothing makes me want to do 'the robot' like hammer curls. I should introduce him to "Robocop". :lol:
 
Vance said:
Saw a new one the other night. A guy who wanted to dance between sets.

Nothing makes me want to do 'the robot' like hammer curls. I should introduce him to "Robocop". :lol:
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Hahahaha :lmao:

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Not sure if this one has been mentioned but guys who are not fit who think they know what they are talking about when it comes down to working out. uhhh
 
bonscott said:
I know it's been said a hundred times,... but it just happened again,....curling in the squat rack. It pisses me off, especially when I need to squat!!
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I know it's been said a hundred times,... but it just happened again,....squatting in the curl rack. It pisses me off, especially when I need to curl!!
 
Out of shape personal trainers always gets me as well, this problem was especially rampant at the Diamond Bar La Fitness a few years ago. It's not as bad now but a few years back you either had your choice between Lard-ass Mcghee or Mr Puniverse. If i was paying money to these people to get in shape and either one of these types came out, I would demand my money back.
 
I just dont get these fatarse cardio instructors . . .

. . . They run these high-intensity fatburning classes all week, yet they look like your average, KFC-munching Ricki Lake lardarse :wtf:

After class they must pounce on boxes of donuts or something!
 
Yes, most all douchebaggery is permissable if you have BIG status. Al has it, so the shades are permissable............. I mean, he can do what he wants. :rolleyes:
 
rambo679 said:
Out of shape personal trainers always gets me as well, this problem was especially rampant at the Diamond Bar La Fitness a few years ago. It's not as bad now but a few years back you either had your choice between Lard-ass Mcghee or Mr Puniverse. If i was paying money to these people to get in shape and either one of these types came out, I would demand my money back.
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How about fatties who think that doing tricep extensions and db curls like their trainer told them will result in massive weight loss? Those people drive me nuts. Or the guy behind the counter eating PIZZA and drinking a Mt Dew? I want to kick that guy in the face. Especialy when I havent had a carb in a week.

One day I came into the gym and they were handing out cake.... let me repeat that, they were handing out FCUKING CAKE. I swear they want you to be fat, like it increases their profit margin or something.
 
country1911 said:
How about fatties who think that doing tricep extensions and db curls like their trainer told them will result in massive weight loss? Those people drive me nuts. Or the guy behind the counter eating PIZZA and drinking a Mt Dew? I want to kick that guy in the face. Especialy when I havent had a carb in a week.

One day I came into the gym and they were handing out cake.... let me repeat that, they were handing out FCUKING CAKE. I swear they want you to be fat, like it increases their profit margin or something.
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The better move the lardasses do is the superset with the 5 lb dumbell where they curl it, press it, and then tricep extend it. Also with their stuff on the bench they are doing it next to.
 
jakellpet said:
I just dont get these fatarse cardio instructors . . .

. . . They run these high-intensity fatburning classes all week, yet they look like your average, KFC-munching Ricki Lake lardarse :wtf:

After class they must pounce on boxes of donuts or something!
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you take that back you sonofab!tch....Ricci Lake is fu#king foin! Id r that d all day long!
 
rambo679 said:
The better move the lardasses do is the superset with the 5 lb dumbell where they curl it, press it, and then tricep extend it. Also with their stuff on the bench they are doing it next to.
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thats the ones!!!!! and they act like your bothering them wanting to use the bench.... and then they want to give you advice on how to proper train with these supersets
 
country1911 said:
How about fatties who think that doing tricep extensions and db curls like their trainer told them will result in massive weight loss? Those people drive me nuts. Or the guy behind the counter eating PIZZA and drinking a Mt Dew? I want to kick that guy in the face. Especialy when I havent had a carb in a week.

One day I came into the gym and they were handing out cake.... let me repeat that, they were handing out FCUKING CAKE. I swear they want you to be fat, like it increases their profit margin or something.
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Nothing beats FREE DOMINOS EVERY TUESDAY at Planet Fitness ! Lol what a joke. I dont go there but one of my close friends does for some reason and he says he grabs a slice once in a while haha. What a great atmosphere to surround your members with who are trying to get in shape.
 
country1911 said:
How about fatties who think that doing tricep extensions and db curls like their trainer told them will result in massive weight loss? Those people drive me nuts. Or the guy behind the counter eating PIZZA and drinking a Mt Dew? I want to kick that guy in the face. Especialy when I havent had a carb in a week.

One day I came into the gym and they were handing out cake.... let me repeat that, they were handing out FCUKING CAKE. I swear they want you to be fat, like it increases their profit margin or something.
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A-f'in-men brother. Dumbest sh1t I've seen all year. A box of nondescript donuts indelibly perched atop a c0cktail,(<< nothing dirty or offensive about this word btw), height table, not three feet from the low-impact cardio equipment and motivational fitness poster. Irony abounds.

...And Smith Machine spot requests. Like, seriously dude?!?
 
what about those lard farmers that need spotters to do walking lunges?

Or use leaking sand-filled dumbells?

or have mad gay obsessions with guys sporting oversized lats?

Fkg fruitcakes!
 
Hardnutcheck said:
we're all douchebags to someone else.
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You're probably right. Like I am the douchebag who keeps getting in the way while these trainers have clients standing next to a bench doing arm curls/tricep presses... :veryhappy:

I saw a guy yesterday ask a trainer if they were using a bench, which they obviously were not, and before the trainer could answer another guy said "hell they are hardly using the weight they got." I LOL'd...
 
Had a kid who was (badly) attempting vertical rows next to me doing cable high rows (Somehow managing to get his back moving ~60 degrees his form was so bad) with a 40lb bar telling me that vertical rows are better for building upper back muscles than the 260lb high rows I was doing - immediately after 5 sets of db rows with 110lb dbs.

I gave him the, "WTF" eyebrow raise before shaking my head and popping my headphones back in. Wasn't even worth my time.

Douchebag.
 
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