The Cougar Attack(s)

RenegadeRows

RenegadeRows

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Was in line at the grocery store last night. I was buying various chickens, turkeys, milk and I had a 4 pack of muscle milk.

The lady behind me said "How are those?" late 30's, early 40s decent looking. (mind you i'm 25), checking in her groceries.

"They taste pretty good." I replied

"Yes, because I try different protein powders and I don't like the chocolate." she responded.

"I have too, tried many proteins. This one tastes the best, for sure." I said.

"Yeah you look like you workout like everyday" As she looks me in the eyes

"Nah (being humble), but thank you though."

"Where are they located, and how much?" I pointed and told her about the sale.

She walked over to the asile, and did 'the look back'. Damn! It was my turn to check my groceries in. Perhaps I should frequent the supermarket more often
 
nice work, keep it up :)
 
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RenegadeRows said:
Was in line at the grocery store last night. I was buying various chickens, turkeys, milk and I had a 4 pack of muscle milk.

The lady behind me said "How are those?" late 30's, early 40s decent looking. (mind you i'm 25), checking in her groceries.

"They taste pretty good." I replied

"Yes, because I try different protein powders and I don't like the chocolate." she responded.

"I have too, tried many proteins. This one tastes the best, for sure." I said.

"Yeah you look like you workout like everyday" As she looks me in the eyes

"Nah (being humble), but thank you though."

"Where are they located, and how much?" I pointed and told her about the sale.

She walked over to the asile, and did 'the look back'. Damn! It was my turn to check my groceries in. Perhaps I should frequent the supermarket more often
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that's funny, last night i ran into this lady who was leaving the grocery store. he dropped one of her bags and it had MM in it, i helped her pick it up, well we got to talking about working out and stuff. she said "you look like you know what your doing" (talking about exercising) do you mind giving me some pointers. i said "pointers huh, what do you have in mind" she mentioned that has has a home gym, and said "you could show me how to use it". "sure" i said, "lets go". well all i'm goingto say is, i don't think that's what the makers of that home gym had in mind for the flat bench portion of their device. kind of funny huh? you dropping the ball and me getting the opertunity to pick it up and score a touchdown.



j/k-just do not let that happen again!
 
lennoxchi said:
that's funny, last night i ran into this lady who was leaving the grocery store. he dropped one of her bags and it had MM in it, i helped her pick it up, well we got to talking about working out and stuff. she said "you look like you know what your doing" (talking about exercising) do you mind giving me some pointers. i said "pointers huh, what do you have in mind" she mentioned that has has a home gym, and said "you could show me how to use it". "sure" i said, "lets go". well all i'm goingto say is, i don't think that's what the makers of that home gym had in mind for the flat bench portion of their device. kind of funny huh? you dropping the ball and me getting the opertunity to pick it up and score a touchdown.



j/k-just do not let that happen again!
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hahahahah i got a kick out of this one.

today is a new day!!!
 
1. "Late 30's, early 40s" are not cougars.
2. If you didn't hit it - you're wasting board bandwidth. :hitit:
 
B5150 said:
1. "Late 30's, early 40s" are not cougars.
2. If you didn't hit it - you're wasting board bandwidth. :hitit:
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ouch......shots fired :AR15firing: but in his defense he mentioned he is 25. but you are right, besides that age group, late30's and early 40's are the best in the sack......from my experience. no games no muss no fuss, just sex and lots of it....it's their sexual prime, like when we were in our teens
 
B5150 said:
1. "Late 30's, early 40s" are not cougars.
2. If you didn't hit it - you're wasting board bandwidth. :hitit:
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Actually, it sounds like a puma (30's female) transitioning to the cougar status (40's female.) Watch out for d'em jaguars (50's female) though! :spankme: :lol:
 
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1. Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her **** together.

2. Cougar
(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"


3. cougar
An attractive woman in her 30's or 40's who is on the hunt once again. She may be found in the usual hunting grounds: nightclubs, bars, beaches, etc. She will not play the usual B.S. games that women in their early twenties participate in. End state, she will be going for the kill, just like you.
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My wife is 45.:hitit:
 
Last year I was sorta being stalked by a late 40's cougar... She was hot and had her **** together but all I kept thinking was how hot her 28yo daughter looked and how in 2 years she'd be 50. Couldn't do it :P
 
lennoxchi said:
ouch......shots fired :AR15firing: but in his defense he mentioned he is 25. but you are right, besides that age group, late30's and early 40's are the best in the sack......from my experience. no games no muss no fuss, just sex and lots of it....it's their sexual prime, like when we were in our teens
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gotta tell you, I dated a woman who was closing in on 40 (I am 33), she was in shape, into yoga, etc.. and damn, fun times :)
 
This is funny because I got hit on in the gym last night too. I noticed her last week because shes new at the gym. I had given her the complementary smile a few times in the past week, well last night she went in for the kill and introduced herself to me. She's probably 45 and cute. The best part was when she told me her name, she has the same name as my wife. Too funny.
 
I had a cougar night one time. It was quite a night that will be remembered by my friends and me.
 
well sine this is relatively anonymous here, I can confess one thing. There is this smoking woman at the gym, probably also approaching 40, she asked for help from me on behind the back shrugs. Me being an idiot gave her the pointers and walked away. By the time I realized what I had done, it was too late to recover.
 
I've been dating my age and younger (21-24)... man they just dont know what they want, and I end up gettin hurt in the end.

Perhaps its time to step into the 'wild'
 
RenegadeRows said:
I've been dating my age and younger (21-24)... man they just dont know what they want, and I end up gettin hurt in the end.

Perhaps its time to step into the 'wild'
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it gets a little better, but it can still suck. i got my feeling (yes just one) hurt this last time. but i think older women are more up front with things than younger ones. this is not a blanket statement just a general one
 
I think Cougar is a relative term, hah! A Cougar for a 25 year old, and a Cougar for a 30 year old, are different females. When I was 6, for example, I would run my game along the sixth grade monkey bars to pick up that older junk....I loved the Cougars back then....and snack packs.
 
I'm 26 and in the last year have ranged from 19 to 39.

I don't know what I love the most in that range... as long as I'm attracted to them and they're attracted to me, it's all good!

The few women I've kicked it with who were over 28 do usually have their sh*t together and love to cut through the BS, as some of you have mentioned.

I need to do more field studies just to be sure though :scratchchin:
 
Mulletsoldier said:
I think Cougar is a relative term, hah! A Cougar for a 25 year old, and a Cougar for a 30 year old, are different females. When I was 6, for example, I would run my game along the sixth grade monkey bars to pick up that older junk....I loved the Cougars back then....and snack packs.
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A man after my own heart. My wife is 45 and she's hardly a cougar in my eyes or minds eye.
 
Trauma1 said:
Actually, it sounds like a puma (30's female) transitioning to the cougar status (40's female.) Watch out for d'em jaguars (50's female) though! :spankme: :lol:
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I've heard a super cougar is a saber tooth. I figured I would confer with the expert b4 using the term any more. :type:
 
Older women are amazing. I always keep an eye out for the ones with really great skin. I've noticed there are a lot of "now or never" cougars...

Like, for example, you have a banana that's been on the counter. You think, I should probably put it in the fridge...A couple more days pass, and it's still looking pretty good and you think I'll have it with my next meal. You forget about it and see it the next day and think, "Well, if I'm going to have it, it's now or never. This sucker is going way ripe." - That's a now or never cougar.
 
I've noticed that the more older women (I'm almost 22) seem to go for the younger men. They feel better looking and more confident. I've had several positive experiences with older women in my area (possibly between the ages of 25-42.) They've either never been married, or they're divorced, and most would enjoy feeling young again and a younger man with more energy, stamina, etc. I love when they glance and give you 'the look.' I wouldn't mind dating a cougar. Just need to find one. I'd rather be with a woman who knows what she wants instead of the younger ones who tend to be indecisive, get very clingy, jealous, possessive/obsessive, etc. I have no time to play games anymore.
 
I love basking in the attention of a fine cougar. It's getting rarer though now that I am 37...but it still happens.
 
Now that i think about it i guess i've had a Cougar attack before. Some woman that drinks in the place i work started hitting on me when i was in a club one night. Shes like 35 i think, i was just 21 at the time. but i just had to bolt when she put her tongue right into my ear, creeped me out.
 
lennoxchi said:
that's funny, last night i ran into this lady who was leaving the grocery store. he dropped one of her bags and it had MM in it, i helped her pick it up, well we got to talking about working out and stuff. she said "you look like you know what your doing" (talking about exercising) do you mind giving me some pointers. i said "pointers huh, what do you have in mind" she mentioned that has has a home gym, and said "you could show me how to use it". "sure" i said, "lets go". well all i'm goingto say is, i don't think that's what the makers of that home gym had in mind for the flat bench portion of their device. kind of funny huh? you dropping the ball and me getting the opertunity to pick it up and score a touchdown.



j/k-just do not let that happen again!
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:ntome:...
 
Cougars are the biggest whores. They're great. All they want is **** and more ****.

Most are coming off a divorce or are separated so they probably haven't had strange **** in years.

That's why they whore it up.
 
Droppingloads said:
Cougars are the biggest whores. They're great. All they want is **** and more ****.

Most are coming off a divorce or are separated so they probably haven't had strange **** in years.

That's why they whore it up.
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Wow man you have the gift of Shakespeare with words, I could not have said it better myself! Reps to you!!! :lol:
 
Chub said:
Now that i think about it i guess i've had a Cougar attack before. Some woman that drinks in the place i work started hitting on me when i was in a club one night. Shes like 35 i think, i was just 21 at the time. but i just had to bolt when she put her tongue right into my ear, creeped me out.
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Ok, this reminds me. I know everyone has a thing they like to do when they're getting busy or whatever, but the tongue to ear has never done anything for me. I mean dam, when we were kids getting a "wet willie" felt pretty damn disgusting, and a tongue to the ear feels about the same.

However, I find that 2 out of 3 women I have dated feel the urge to do this. Nibbling an earlobe - cool. Straight up putting tongue to ear - not cool and not a turn on. IMO.
 
A hot chick sticking her tongue into one of my orifices tells me, "yes, as a matter of fact, I DO want you to tear my clothes off and nail me right here and now!"

That is a turn on for me. Now if she isn't hot ... "sorry hun, your gonna need to buy me a few more single malts before I let you do that again."

:D
 
buuzer0 said:
Ok, this reminds me. I know everyone has a thing they like to do when they're getting busy or whatever, but the tongue to ear has never done anything for me. I mean dam, when we were kids getting a "wet willie" felt pretty damn disgusting, and a tongue to the ear feels about the same.

However, I find that 2 out of 3 women I have dated feel the urge to do this. Nibbling an earlobe - cool. Straight up putting tongue to ear - not cool and not a turn on. IMO.
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when she pulled that **** on me i was like" brb going to the toilet" then i bolted. left a double gin at that table too :( :borladuck:

Also she was grippin my cock through my jeans like a hungry dog.
 
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