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You know your off cycle WHEN...

nosnmiveins

nosnmiveins

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(thought this would be somewhat entertaining)



...ur middle-aged, single neighbor, that was probably cute when she was ur age just doesnt quite give u that hard-on anymore.

...when the next day after a workout ur just so damn sore.

...when the guys in the gym look like theyre getting bigger than u (ha, they wish lol).

...when the weights seem heavier, whether or not ur still doing the same amount of reps as u were on cycle.

...when u drop those water lbs and are looking leaner than on cycle (this happens to me, kinda weird, yet it uncovers muscle progress).

....you can only go for 2-3 rounds with ur girl and all u want to do is catch ur breath then go to sleep. (instead of 10 rounds and having her begging u to stop because now it just hurt :laugh2:).


keep adding to the list fellas!! im off to the gym
 
... when its no longer fun to chase foul mouthed pedestrians down

... when a girl who looks like a 6 no longer interests you

... when double parkers don't bother you anymore

... when the only thing on your mind is to start planning out the NEXT cycle

... when the new G/F says "why are you not as interested in me"....

... your friends say "your bacne is going away. are you using proactive?"
 
....when you don't pick a verbal fight at work with the VP who is 40 years older than you....and a female.

.....when i am at my second job (bouncer) and i actually care about the age of the girls i let in.

....when everytime i cum i DON'T produce a quart.
 
...everybody says "you look smaller"
...you try to max out the same as on cycle and the weight collapses on your chest
...you go from the "anabolics" forum to the "weight loss" forum
...you eat less than 300 grams of protein/day
...you google image "gyno" to see if that's what you got
...you get your sex drive back

haha, those are great, keep 'em comin guys!
 
.....somedays you cant get out of bed, therefore you "reschedule" your workout for
the next day.

..... You actually get through a night's sleep without waking up sweating your @ss off.

.....You have $$ in your pocket.

.....When a friend askes you to come hang out at a bar with a bunch of the guys, you
no longer have to give him "the look" on why you cant go. (He's your friend, he
understands.)

.....Your shirts and pants that didn't quite fit, and were too tight are loosening up now.

.....You no longer throw things at work, well.... not as much. This includes punching
walls.

.....You no longer have to explain to your girl what kind of "supplements" you are taking,
and how they work.

.....You get mentally defensive and annoyed by other guys who may be somewhat
muscular because all of the cycles have made you very competitive on being the
biggest mofo in the room. Now your "off" and somewhat emotional and going though
withdrawal (This could apply to being ON as well).

..... You get the comment from someone "oh,.. you must be eating better or not
drinking sodas,... your bacne has cleared up.

..... You no longer add weights by sliding on another 45lb plate,... you now go back to
using 45's, and 25's.


All I can think of for now.
 
..when the gf is happy you only want it three times a day. And two of those don't include waking her up @ 3 am.

..when you start taking 3 hr naps.
 
-When the guy who cuts you off only gets the finger instead of a baseball bat through his windshield.
-You feel like youre "missing something" cause you havent popped your 17 pills that day.
-225 on bench press turns back into your rep weight instead of your warm up.
-your testicles appear again.
-that sweet ass vein that "appeared" on cycle is now gone...
-youre afraid to step on the scale for fear that it went down.
-you allow your girlfriend to look in your dresser drawr again cause you through away the bottles.
-your **** can get back to full hardness without fear of deflating if you lose focus for .0001 seconds.
-your pupils go back to normal and your boss no longer thinks that you are on crack (im serious, this happened..my boss always saw that my pupils were huge from the supps and he thought i was a druggie on meth or something)
 
.....You no longer have to explain to your girl what kind of "supplements" you are taking,
and how they work.

HAHAHA.."No babe..thats just another creatine I take. there are different kinds...and that...thats just a multivitamin!!"

LMAO
 
..You quit stopping at OCB for a "snack".
..you can actually have a beer, or that mixed drink while your grilling on the deck.
..the shake you make for breakfast DOES NOT include peanut butter, ice cream, and 6 scoops of powder for fear of getting fat.
 
-when the computer just whooped your a*ss for the 47th time and you didn't throw your remote controller through the goddam TV.

-the only holes in the dry wall are from the party this last weekend where you actually allowed yourself to get drunk and decided to use your face to catch yourself after you tripped and stumbled.
 
TravisG said:
-youre afraid to step on the scale for fear that it went down.
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ROTF So true.

...When you stop waking up every 2 hours drenched in sweat. (tren)
...When your grocery bill is cut in half
...When you find yourself sitting on the couch with your GF watching Greys anatomy
...Things around the house stop "accidentally" breaking
 
AMTorres said:
...everybody says "you look smaller"
...you try to max out the same as on cycle and the weight collapses on your chest
...you go from the "anabolics" forum to the "weight loss" forum
...you eat less than 300 grams of protein/day
...you google image "gyno" to see if that's what you got
...you get your sex drive back

haha, those are great, keep 'em comin guys!
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this is hilarious
 
....... when your favorite ronnie coleman belly is gone
....... when you let ur gf win the arguements
....... when ur scared to have sex cuz u think it will go limp
....... when you deny urself that ur weights are going down
....... when you dont wanna bang ur gf's friends and every other girl in the gym (gf's mom)
....... when your madd as **** that your friends are on cycle
....... when ur oppsessing about your next cycle
....... when u OD on test booster
 
when all u do is think about ur next cycle in complete detail and plan out so far in advance u r already working on the cycle AFTER that 1.

when u r counting down the days hours and minutes until ur next cycle to begin.... 12 days 6 hours 32 mins and 5 secs :lol:
 
when... your gf stops agreeing to let other women come into the bedroom so she can get a break
when... you don't feel sick all day long from eating 7000 calories
when... you put on a t-shirt and it doesn't look like someone painted it on
when... you stop hoping that someone will start a fight with you
 
- when you actually get to take an NO sup.
- when you actually notice if you have hairloss (and care)
- when you can only cheat right after your workout, and even then its just adding REAL peanut butter to a shake...
 
..when your penis has less blood circulation/flow and you come onto AM asking everyone why steroids shrank your 1 inch piece of flesh down to .5 inch..
 
when I dont feel like i am storming the beaches of normandy while at the gym
 
Im like the complete opposite of everyone, I feel so much better when off than when on. When I am off,

I have energy
I am much more motivated to workout
I feel bigger
My hands and wrists don't hurt from the gh lol

When i am on, i feel like a washed up hooker towards the end, maybe my cycles are to long haha
 
criticalbench said:
Im like the complete opposite of everyone, I feel so much better when off than when on. When I am off,

I have energy
I am much more motivated to workout
I feel bigger
My hands and wrists don't hurt from the gh lol

When i am on, i feel like a washed up hooker towards the end, maybe my cycles are to long haha
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Lol sure sounds like it
 
You keep telling yourself "just wait until (month you start again)" and the statement automatically boosts your confidence x10.

You only analyze yourself in the mirror half the time you used to.

You claim that anyone who is stronger than you in the gym is definitely on gear and he couldn't push that much without it.

You declare the 4-5 months you are off "maintenance months".

You spend time thinking how much harder you are going to kill it on your next cycle compared to your previous one.

Your body doesn't go into complete starvation mode within 2 hours of just eating.
 
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