What is the dummest thing you have done??

bioman said:
A few months ago I was all proud of myself having finally leg pressed 1000 pounds. Without a workout partner this means moving 20 plates by myself and I was unloading the machine and completely exhausted.

I didn't really think about balance issues with a large machine like the Cybex leg press and I wasn't thinking very clearly..all the blood being in my legs perhaps..I took about 9 plates off from just one side. I went to get number 10 and I notices the press was teetering back and forth ever so slightly. Damn near had a heart attack. I raced over to the other side and took plates off there to balance out the weight.

It wasn't bolted to the floor like it probably should be and I didn't unload it like I should have...but either way stupid stupid stupid.
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I did the exact same thing except on a rack. I was trying for a heavy single Rack Dead of 625, and pulled it clean, and then pulled the weights clean off of one side. Bar and all the plates came crashing down, tipped the cage a little. I felt like an ass.
 
Thanks to the knowledge I gained on this board, I can safely say I've never done anything stupid as far as anabolics. Maybe started a little young, but that's it.

I think the dumbest thing I've done is smash my fingers between two plates when racking them...many times...during the same workout. I don't know how it kept happening.
 
I think this is a hilarious thread for all of us to keep in mind when we are planning our next cycle! Lets all try and stay off the Darwin awards list!!
 
taken 168mg of ephedrine in 24hours time period. By the last serving (56mg 3 times a day) I couldnt get out of bed because the nausea was so bad. (yes was a while ago and was a stupid noob, I never exceed 30-60mg now)
 
heh tattoopierced1 I to fell for the Fizogen gimick. I got a great tee shirt for being such a sucker thou great reminder. If you cant laugh at your self why bother. Best story I have is doing a huge leg work out followed by a hard ab workout later that night. Lo and behold later that night while porn surfing I decide to turn one out. Half way thru I get a wicked quad cramp and I mean all 4 heads. So I thrust my leg out to try and kill the cramp and as soon as I thrust my leg out. bam wicked ab cramp, I mean tears in the eyes style. So now I have fallen outta my computer chair and I'm on the floor rocking back and forth because everytime I try to get rid of one cramp the other cramp kicks in. I lost my erection so fast I think it pinged off my spine. Moral of the story get a computer chair that lays back and never scrunch up over the keyboard. :woohoo:
 
I just want to say that these are all very, very amusing! You guys are legends :P :toofunny:

1. Sleeping with a lady who I used to get my green from named "Trixie" :frustrated:

2. Sleeping with a lady with very poor hygiene pee-yew stinky.

3. Driving at the age of 15 and narrowly missing a huge tree but putting the car through someones garden fence in England at 7AM in the morning. Trying to flee the scene in reverse with house owner looking at me with tired shocked look on his face.

4. Sticking my fingers in a lamp socket

5. Having way, way too much unprotected sex.

6. Not having done squats in years then within a couple weeks loading up my old poundages ....only to find I couldn't walk very well after the sets.

7. Holding my breath in a lying down squat rack and pulling a muscle in my back

8. Never having worked calves before, worked them out like arnold and next day fell and collasped on the floor trying to reach my alarm to turn it off :D
 
When I was 15 I used to take my parents car every once in a while without them knowing. They were beginning to suspect me so I figured I would put gas back in the tank to after a night of cruisin'. I found what I thought was a big gas can in the garage and filled the tank. My parents started the car the next day and crazy noises, black smoke, and backfiring ensued. They had to basically get a new car after that. Never put kerosene in a gas tank.:cool: I think I was grounded for the next 2 yrs lol.

Oh and another young genius moment: Yes, I was the first person I know of to put icy-hot on my balls. I thought it might be pleasurable. Lets just say that all the stories of incredible pain are absolutely true.:woohoo:

I used to workout the same bodyparts for 5 days in a row. It was painful and my muscles didn't grow at all. They may have even shrunk on that well thought out program I invented.:p

Hell, I have a ton more. I'll come back as I remember them.:)
 
neoborn said:
I just want to say that these are all very, very amusing! You guys are legends :P :toofunny:

1. Sleeping with a lady who I used to get my green from named "Trixie" :frustrated:

2. Sleeping with a lady with very poor hygiene pee-yew stinky.

3. Driving at the age of 15 and narrowly missing a huge tree but putting the car through someones garden fence in England at 7AM in the morning. Trying to flee the scene in reverse with house owner looking at me with tired shocked look on his face.

4. Sticking my fingers in a lamp socket

5. Having way, way too much unprotected sex.

6. Not having done squats in years then within a couple weeks loading up my old poundages ....only to find I couldn't walk very well after the sets.

7. Holding my breath in a lying down squat rack and pulling a muscle in my back

8. Never having worked calves before, worked them out like arnold and next day fell and collasped on the floor trying to reach my alarm to turn it off :D
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Are numbers one, two, and seven related by any chance...:toofunny:
 
After a cycle, I had really bad testicular atrophy (nut shrinkage), so I injected 100mcg IGF-LR3 into my "boys" with a 23g syringe. Not one of my brighter moments.


:cringe: I can't even fathom someone doing that.
 
I worked my way up to squating 405, ( I could only go down about 45 degrees, but I was a newbie, and only concerned about weight, and form and range of motion, wasn't even in a consideration. When I was finished, I unloaded all four plates from one side. Needless to say, once I took the last plate off, the bar rocketed off the rack, all of the plates on the other side crashed to the floor, and the bar rolled across the gym. The place was packed on top of it, hot chicks, guys the size of school busses, it was classic! I was so embarrassed, I think my heart stopped beating for a few seconds. No one said anything to me, thank God! They just all looked at me and shook their heads. The best one though was recently. It just goes to show that you are never too old to make dumb mistakes. I had just finished applying some capcaisin enhanced napalm to my abs. I did wash my hands, but apparently, cap doesnt come off that easily. I then decided that it was time for some well deserved, "self-loving!" OMG, I don't have to say anymore!
 
Cycle of Max LMG at 16 years old.. Only did it for 2.5 weeks, then stopped when my heart didn't want to stop racing after cardio.. oh, and had 6oxo for pct!

Yeah, prob one of my BEST ideas ever, lol.. btw, I lost pretty much all I'd gained.. at 16 I wasn't the most consistent lifter or bb nutrition-wise eater.

I'll bet there's more.. :think:
 
ozarkaBRAND said:
Cycle of Max LMG at 16 years old.. Only did it for 2.5 weeks, then stopped when my heart didn't want to stop racing after cardio.. oh, and had 6oxo for pct!

Yeah, prob one of my BEST ideas ever, lol.. btw, I lost pretty much all I'd gained.. at 16 I wasn't the most consistent lifter or bb nutrition-wise eater.

I'll bet there's more.. :think:
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At least you had some form of PCT! Unusual for a 16yr old LOL
 
1. I took omnevol. haha i was a super skinny kid and I was 17 and i had just broken up with my girlfriend and i decided i was sick of being skinny. I litterally gained 21 pounds, wolfed food all day everyday had bad gas and was constantly bloated, my arms probably grew an 1 1/2 and i was huge. Then i did no pct and did a keto diet of 1200-1500 cals and needlessly lost all my gains but got totally shredded. such a dumbass.
2. I took propadrol, methyl 1-D.
3. and omnevol another time and didnt work out once when i was 16.
4. I forged checks for videogames for a few hundred dollars when i was 13.
5. I ran away from a cop on my scooter with my buddy who was high and hid behind someones house and then he walked out and we got caught.
6. I went down a hill once in an old school 50s stroller and tried to make it off a curb and tried to wheelie of so that i didnt land flat on my face and went to far back and knocked my head on the curb and got a concussion and knocked out.
7. I dated the neighbor bicycle. Who also had a twin and I dated her to, and I was there first hehe.:icon_lol:
 
stupidest thing ive ever done=

split a half ounce of shrooms with my boy while on cycle. lets just say 7grams of dry red shrooms doesnt mix well with 3 grams of anabolics. i basicly went insane for 7 hours and the next day my gf had to see a gynocologist for severe tearing in both lower areas. :thumbsup:
 
jsalmons119 said:
1. I took omnevol. haha i was a super skinny kid and I was 17 and i had just broken up with my girlfriend and i decided i was sick of being skinny. I litterally gained 21 pounds, wolfed food all day everyday had bad gas and was constantly bloated, my arms probably grew an 1 1/2 and i was huge. Then i did no pct and did a keto diet of 1200-1500 cals and needlessly lost all my gains but got totally shredded. such a dumbass.
2. I took propadrol, methyl 1-D.
3. and omnevol another time and didnt work out once when i was 16.
4. I forged checks for videogames for a few hundred dollars when i was 13.
5. I ran away from a cop on my scooter with my buddy who was high and hid behind someones house and then he walked out and we got caught.
6. I went down a hill once in an old school 50s stroller and tried to make it off a curb and tried to wheelie of so that i didnt land flat on my face and went to far back and knocked my head on the curb and got a concussion and knocked out.
7. I dated the neighbor bicycle. Who also had a twin and I dated her to, and I was there first hehe.:icon_lol:
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dude! how young are you? omnevol isnt even that old. You must be about 18?
 
nephilim666 said:
stupidest thing ive ever done=

split a half ounce of shrooms with my boy while on cycle. lets just say 7grams of dry red shrooms doesnt mix well with 3 grams of anabolics. i basicly went insane for 7 hours and the next day my gf had to see a gynocologist for severe tearing in both lower areas. :thumbsup:
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u slack bastard!
 
pistonpump said:
dude! how young are you? omnevol isnt even that old. You must be about 18?
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No, im 2 months shy of 22. It was sustevol both times I took it but most people dont seem to not know much about evolution labs sustevol so I put omnevol because its the same sh!t. Yes i am a complete dumbass.
 
And me and my roommates took 9 200mg=1800mg of caffeine pills so we could play halo all night. worst 2 days of my life easy.
 
jsalmons119 said:
And me and my roommates took 9 200mg=1800mg of caffeine pills so we could play halo all night. worst 2 days of my life easy.
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Careful, fatal doses range from 3-20grams!

Needless to say I once took 8 tabs (1600mg) in highschool. Was NOT a comfortable day :lol:
 
This thread is too funny. I remember reading a while back about a guy that bought some Fina and didnt want to spend the time/money to convert it so he shot it with the cattle gun in his ass. He says he couldnt sit down for a week.
 
jsalmons119 said:
And me and my roommates took 9 200mg=1800mg of caffeine pills so we could play halo all night. worst 2 days of my life easy.
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lightweights. 80mg caffine in a cup of coffee, 960mg in a pot. i did 7 pots a day, every day from 1995-2003 :) ultimately, the dumbest thing i've ever done. one time i made a joke i could go without coffee for two days, and to prove it i did (no problems). i said it was because my body was still processing the caffeine i did a couple days ago. now i learned i was right...
 
suncloud said:
lightweights. 80mg caffine in a cup of coffee, 960mg in a pot. i did 7 pots a day, every day from 1995-2003 :) ultimately, the dumbest thing i've ever done. one time i made a joke i could go without coffee for two days, and to prove it i did (no problems). i said it was because my body was still processing the caffeine i did a couple days ago. now i learned i was right...
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what the f*ck is WRONG with you....did you mean 7 cups or 7 POTS a day? This is insane if you were wording correctly.
 
7 pots. i was in service from 1995-1999. my job was breaking codes, and when one wasn't present, i did regular MI stuff - order of battle, etc + 2 hour guard duty. when a code came for me, they'd wake me up.

i did 18-20 hour days every day in the field, with no exceptions. on rare nights, i actually got to sleep for more than 4 continuous hours - never more than 6 though. trust me when i say it becomes addictive, you need more of it, and its the only thing that keeps you awake. when i left service, the addiction didn't leave. i finally cold turkeyed it during the summer of 2003. i had the AC set to 68 degrees, and woke up sweating, because my body no longer knew how to process water. one month of sweats.

7 pots x 12 cups per pot = 80+ cups per day. lets not talk about the amount of sugar in each cup. suffice it to say i'm lucky i'm not diabetic.

retarded i know. see the thread heading....
 
Stupid thing I have ever done? well me and and many very drunk friends flipped our principles jeep during the homecoming football game. Although it was messed up, i laughed so hard, my abs were sore for a week.
 
suncloud said:
7 pots. i was in service from 1995-1999. my job was breaking codes, and when one wasn't present, i did regular MI stuff - order of battle, etc + 2 hour guard duty. when a code came for me, they'd wake me up.

i did 18-20 hour days every day in the field, with no exceptions. on rare nights, i actually got to sleep for more than 4 continuous hours - never more than 6 though. trust me when i say it becomes addictive, you need more of it, and its the only thing that keeps you awake. when i left service, the addiction didn't leave. i finally cold turkeyed it during the summer of 2003. i had the AC set to 68 degrees, and woke up sweating, because my body no longer knew how to process water. one month of sweats.

7 pots x 12 cups per pot = 80+ cups per day. lets not talk about the amount of sugar in each cup. suffice it to say i'm lucky i'm not diabetic.

retarded i know. see the thread heading....
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omg man...that is some guiness records shi*t right there...i'm suprised you have a pumping heart and organs to continue working out/living lol

80 cups/day....well in one month I'm pretty sure you've had more cups of coffee then i've had in my entire life.
 
james1 said:
Stupid thing I have ever done? well me and and many very drunk friends flipped our principles jeep during the homecoming football game. Although it was messed up, i laughed so hard, my abs were sore for a week.
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Haha that reminds me of when me and 7 of our friends piccked up a teachers VW bug(old kind 70's). And put it in this hallway in between two buildings long ways. She didn't know what the fukk to do:icon_lol:
 
suncloud said:
7 pots. i was in service from 1995-1999. my job was breaking codes, and when one wasn't present, i did regular MI stuff - order of battle, etc + 2 hour guard duty. when a code came for me, they'd wake me up.

i did 18-20 hour days every day in the field, with no exceptions. on rare nights, i actually got to sleep for more than 4 continuous hours - never more than 6 though. trust me when i say it becomes addictive, you need more of it, and its the only thing that keeps you awake. when i left service, the addiction didn't leave. i finally cold turkeyed it during the summer of 2003. i had the AC set to 68 degrees, and woke up sweating, because my body no longer knew how to process water. one month of sweats.

7 pots x 12 cups per pot = 80+ cups per day. lets not talk about the amount of sugar in each cup. suffice it to say i'm lucky i'm not diabetic.

retarded i know. see the thread heading....
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holy **** man
funny how many people can't go a day without a few cups of coffee yet don't seem to grasp that caffeine is a drug.
 
Being so drunk my 2nd time @ 16 years old. My friends were moaning, I was trashed(POPVOV), I thought they were girls, flopped out my johnson and began playing with it, and from this day forward they call be Big Cock. The most embarrassing part of that whole nickname was when one friend didn't know my real name, he called my house asking for "big cock" then hung up cause my mother answered, he called back and my parents were like you just called here, and then he asked for Branden, and my mom asked to explain to him why they call me Big Cock, next day for school, my mom walks in my room "BIG COCK, time to get up for school" as she laughs, I pull my blankets over me, and bite the **** out of my pillow.

OR

The time I I took a picture of my thingy for a girl (cause of the nickname) and left it on the camera after I thought I deleted it, parents saw it, my dad walked by me and said "Good Girth" as they had it up on the computer screen. I blacked out and saw my self from a third person view like Tomb Raider. LOL

When I was little, I would stand on my bed and pee off of it on to the carpet after showers !
 
TheeBC said:
Being so drunk my 2nd time @ 16 years old. My friends were moaning, I was trashed(POPVOV), I thought they were girls, flopped out my johnson and began playing with it, and from this day forward they call be Big Cock. The most embarrassing part of that whole nickname was when one friend didn't know my real name, he called my house asking for "big cock" then hung up cause my mother answered, he called back and my parents were like you just called here, and then he asked for Branden, and my mom asked to explain to him why they call me Big Cock, next day for school, my mom walks in my room "BIG COCK, time to get up for school" as she laughs, I pull my blankets over me, and bite the **** out of my pillow.

OR

The time I I took a picture of my thingy for a girl (cause of the nickname) and left it on the camera after I thought I deleted it, parents saw it, my dad walked by me and said "Good Girth" as they had it up on the computer screen. I blacked out and saw my self from a third person view like Tomb Raider. LOL

When I was little, I would stand on my bed and pee off of it on to the carpet after showers !
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LOL this is too funny!
 
Oh man, I got stories, plenty.

Heres another.

when puberty kicked in, i pretend to be sick, stay home and have marathons, LOL 6th or 7th grade, I was hitting double digits and beyond. BUT I do regret it, I now have the stamina of a limp ****, I'll never bust, LOL or atleast till I hit 2hrs.

What else...im talking to my gf as I write this..umm.

OK HERES ONE...

Recently, I was watching porn, saw a chick down on a guy, then all of a sudden shes stands up...THERE IT WAS...A HUGE WANG attached to her pelvis. LOL later that night, I had a vivid dream, I never even dream so it was weird....and im doing this girl spoon position, then I go to open her legs to flip to missionary, and there it was..THE SAME WANG FROM THE PORNO LOTS OF DISLIKE...END OF DREAM

oh, the first time I ever (You know what) it, my dad walked in on me in the shower, he laughs and closes the door. I then come out crying(faking it) telling my mom "dad thinks im touching myself" then, my mom told my dad to tell me he didn't think that...now I think about it, how would I of known what he thought if I wasn't doing it?
 
ive done some really dumb stuff before i ever began to think about consequences. DNP, ephedra, a white powder rec drug all on the same day. i honestly thought for a little while i was going to die.

cycled with an oral jump consisting of 150mg anadrol and 75mg winny. my nipples were constantly sore, thank god no lasting nipple effects. don't try this at home kids.
 
dumbest thing i ever done......hmmm.......have any of you ever had that dream when you think your swimming in peanut butter and it is'nt? lets just put it this way “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
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excellent thread buy the way!
 
back when i first started lifting i bought a bottle of n.o. explode... that same night i got shithoused and thought it would be a good idea to try out my new supplement. i puked for 36 hours straight. besides the first night i had ever drank ive only puked twice, that night was one of them.
 
hmmm I just read this entire thread...My sides hurt, I love you guys!

Guess I will throw a few in...

1. Took 5grams, as in 5000mg of caffien straight when I dont drink pop or coffe one night for college when I was cramming 5 WEEKS worth of school into 2 days before the quarter ended... BW I got an A :D

2. From HS I have a record of 36 times in one day of uh..."Spanking the monkey" Do not do this...ever wonder what having a raw **** would feel like?

3. Dated my ex....took her virginity as she did mine, but also did stuff to her on her dads bed while he was at work, the night after he pointed a loaded AK 47 at me and talked about not doing anything with his daughter...:usa1:

4. Was riding my bike once leaning back with my legs up on the handlebars(I used to be skilled at this). Well you cant steer, and parked cars cant move...nuff said

uh...I am starting a cycle this winter, my first, SOOO I am hoping I dont end up posting in this thread about anything related to anabolics
 
Hmm... this one is pretty F***'n stupid on my part.
-Went snowboarding with a few friends a 2 years ago (during my prime lifting stage) and thought it would be a good idea to drink half a water bottle ov Popov Vodka and take a few hits from a joint. Needless to say high altitude+cheap liqour+weed+high speeds on ice+ snowboarding= shattered left arm..

They had to drill a titanium plate into my arm which kept me outta the gym for a good year. Still effects my lifts to this day... Oh, the stupidity. :/
 
Hmm. Hate to admit this. But since we're bearing our souls, mine would have to be doing AAS at 18y/o, 3 months of Test/Deca kickstarted with 50mg of AD50/ED for 8 weeks.

Jesus, if I could go back and kick my own a**.

Yeah, of course, no PCT. Recovery took a little over A YEAR. Hands down, the worst year of my life.

Anabolic Minds? Hell, there wasn't really even the internet back then! My IT class in highschool was on DOS!
 
I'm gonna bump this for all the helpful info. ENJOY!
 
Ubiquitous said:
Smoked from 15 to 23... took acid during class... Too many things to mention... oh this is about bodybuilding/training?

Hmm... ran a cycle of Omnadren for 10 weeks with no PCT at the age of 18.
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HA,took acid during class,i bet that worked out great!I used to smoke doobs before class,man class seemed great then.Anyways,happy to say in the bb world havnt really done anything dumb......yet.
 
ok well after a big legs session about 12 months ago which included squats, lunges, straight legged deadlifts to name a few, and after watching one too many kung fu movies i thought it would be cool to see how far i could do the splits, then i decided being the karate kid wanna be i have always been i thought i would kick a punching bag and started off with a chuck norris round house only to have my left leg collaspe beneath me and fall onto the ground i when i looked at my leg, my left knee cap was near my shin, needless to say i tore some muscle fibres that day. dumb dumb dumb
 
the other day i was quite tired when i went to do my inj. forgot to swap my drawing pin(18g) and hit my delt with that. ill never make that mistake again
 
ambulldog said:
the other day i was quite tired when i went to do my inj. forgot to swap my drawing pin(18g) and hit my delt with that. ill never make that mistake again
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wow bro.. that sucks.... i have 22gs to draw.. and i look at those things like theyre darts.. would neverrrr forget to even take that off... those things just look like straight harpoons man
 
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