TrIpDoG's MeGa-SuPeR GiVeAwAy

Lets see if you know this one:

I was messing around with this woman the other night,
and I said "I'd like a little p*ssy",
she said "so would I, mine is as big as a house!"

So I go down for a look, and I say
"jeez, you got a big p*ssy.....jeez you got a big p*ssy......"
she says " why'd you say it twice?"
and I said " I didnt!!"

:toofunny:
 
So I was out a couple nights ago trying to work on some girl and I managed to blow it pretty hard, first I managed to spill a drink all down her leg because I knocked it off the table then I managed to hit her pretty hard in the stomach because she walked behind me as I was playing pool. Finally one the way out of the bar I managed to trip on the floor mat by the door and busted my *** real hard. The worst part of it was is that I was the only person that didn't drink at all.
 
pmiller383 said:
So I was out a couple nights ago trying to work on some girl and I managed to blow it pretty hard, first I managed to spill a drink all down her leg because I knocked it off the table then I managed to hit her pretty hard in the stomach because she walked behind me as I was playing pool. Finally one the way out of the bar I managed to trip on the floor mat by the door and busted my *** real hard. The worst part of it was is that I was the only person that didn't drink at all.
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serious or is that a joke? mine was true story ahaha
 
aww P gets those little nervous twitches! I love it haha no matter how big a dude can get, the one thing that always kicks them in the nuts is bein around a girl they adore! True story for me at least when i first started dating my girl
 
RoadBlocK said:
Lets see if you know this one:

I was messing around with this woman the other night,
and I said "I'd like a little p*ssy",
she said "so would I, mine is as big as a house!"

So I go down for a look, and I say
"jeez, you got a big p*ssy.....jeez you got a big p*ssy......"
she says " why'd you say it twice?"
and I said " I didnt!!"

:toofunny:
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Oh damn that was good....Imma have to use that one sometime....good sh*t bud. I almost spit out my drink reading that one...:toofunny:

Cheers!:cheers:
 
SamBoz19 said:
Oh damn that was good....Imma have to use that one sometime....good sh*t bud. I almost spit out my drink reading that one...:toofunny:

Cheers!:cheers:
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Wait...............it took me a minute but the second voice was an echo right?


Dam i'm slow today.
 
TexasLifter89 said:
so i see waht you want straw fe'feh eigh dog? they are up...if the dan red X's will go away...anyone know how to fix it?
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I vote for shock therapy :)
 
TripDog said:
Wait...............it took me a minute but the second voice was an echo right?


Dam i'm slow today.
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Yes...echo indeed. Out of it today huh bud? We all have them days, but for that...you get a TripSmack upside the dome...lmao.:toofunny: Just razzin ya bud.

Cheers!:cheers:
 
My brain is barely functioning because of low carbs, but even i still got it LOL.

I just messing with you my brotha. How's the weather up in New Hammy? It's been a very nice 95 all week here. :hammer:
 
Trauma1 said:
My brain is barely functioning because of low carbs, but even i still got it LOL.

I just messing with you my brotha. How's the weather up in New Hammy? It's been a very nice 95 all week here. :hammer:
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Been real hot and sticky....hit 97 yesterday with no wind. Sweatin' buckets like the ones Texas uses to wash his pet cattle only different. :)
 
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here goes nothing...

A little boy walks in on his parents bumping uglies. His dad is railing is his mom and looks up to see the boy standing in the doorway. He yells "get the f|_|ck out!". The boy only slightly traumatized dissapears.
Later the dad goes looking for the boy to try to explain to him what he saw. He hears some crazy moaning coming from the boy's room. He opens the door and the boy is inside railing his grandma. The dad yells " What the hell is going on here?". The boy yells back " Its not so funny when its your mom, is it?"....
 
SamBoz19 said:
Oh damn that was good....Imma have to use that one sometime....good sh*t bud. I almost spit out my drink reading that one...:toofunny:...
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It is dangerous to drink while reading posts in this thread! :)
 
highlander??
Why not 2? or 3?

Lets just split the bottle into tiny samples... and give one to everyone!! lol jk
 
it would be a good rep for the company! everybody gets a sample not just one guy! no log but if people like it they can buy a bottle!!!!!!!
 
ya but a log would make someone actually be accountable for his diet/workout... plus if i gave a supplement away, id want the person to actually use it
 
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!"

She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
 
JOHNJESSICA20 said:
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!"

She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
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hahaha ahh:sad:...jk lol
 
hey trip this video is more than a minute but its worth watching


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yeah he did! thats his daughter and it pissed people off that he would have her say those things. but its hilarious so i could care less.
 
tim1985 said:
hey trip this video is more than a minute but its worth watching


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Will Ferell is one funny ass dude!!:hammer: When he was on saturday night live he rocked that show.
 
strategicmove said:
It is dangerous to drink while reading posts in this thread! :)
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Yah no kidding...I should know better considering my first entry came with the short story explaining how my buddy got me real good with that pic...the one you liked...lol.:)

Cheers Bud!:cheers:
 
TripDog said:
Will Ferell is one funny ass dude!!:hammer: When he was on saturday night live he rocked that show.
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Sometimes he's funny, other times he's just plain stupid. I don't know why i feel that way, but i do.
 
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Hahahaah....I really got a kick out of this one. Brings back memories of when I used to pick on my dad with practical jokes. His nickname was Bear and well he was built and looked like one and yeah I played the roll of the penguin more or less...lol. He used to get so pissed at me he'd come running after me and then just start laughing because he was so pissed off and embarrassed I got him so good...numerous times on fishing trips I would put shaving cream in his hand while he was hibernating (emphasis on hibernating as he snored like a demon) and then tickle his nose with a big ass feather...of course he'd go to rub his face and then splat...I'd be running like the wind laughing my ass off...hahahaha good times! :toofunny:

Cheers!:cheers:
 
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