TrIpDoG's MeGa-SuPeR GiVeAwAy

A guy is walking down the beach, and finds a lamp. Being supersticious he rubs it. Immediately, a genie pops out and says "i'll give you anything you want - but whatever i give you, your ex wife will get twice as much." The guy thinks about it for a second, and says "scare me half to death".

seriously though - the best posters are on despair.com - all demotivational posters.
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suncloud said:
A guy is walking down the beach, and finds a lamp. Being supersticious he rubs it. Immediately, a genie pops out and says "i'll give you anything you want - but whatever i give you, your ex wife will get twice as much." The guy thinks about it for a second, and says "scare me half to death".

seriously though - the best posters are on despair.com - all demotivational posters.
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Haha, I heard it different. A guy finds a lamp, rubs it, out pops a genie, the genie says " I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you get, your wife gets double"
The guy first wish is for a million bucks, so magically his wife gets two million. The guys second wish is for a brand new ferrari, so his wife gets two new ferraris. For the 3rd wish, the guy thinks about it for a minute and says to the genie "I wish you'd beat me half to death".:rofl:
 
For all of my precious snowflakes out there...
 

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Trauma1 said:
Lol - It sure does. :lol:

"How you doin?" :D

How about the rays and sox brawl. I'm sure yankee fans hate the rays in the same fashion. At least we can agree on that. :)
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"Forgetaboutit!"

Really, I don't think the hate for the Sox can be matched or displaced elsewhere ;)

What I did enjoy was the giant "goose egg" that the lowly Mariners applied to the Sox in the 8 to 0 shut out the next day. The Mariners? For shame! :D
 
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Goodtimes!!!
 
TripDog said:
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Goodtimes!!!
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Is it possible for you to win your own contest? That kinda takes the fun out of it.
 
SilentBob187 said:
Is it possible for you to win your own contest? That kinda takes the fun out of it.
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That was a special post just for Bri. Just to let him know we sox come out swingin'..:rofl:

I thought coco got tagged with that first punch when I first saw it....that would have been funny sh*t if coco got dropped with one punch.
 
Yeah dude, that I think he dodged the first one then the catcher takes his ass down. You never know what goes on in the bottom of those piles.
 
IM sure you will enjoy this as a red sox fan
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmaOj5ot7jA"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]
 
IM not a racist or anything so dont hate me...

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?"

"Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
 
TexasLifter89 said:
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?"

"Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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ohhhhhhh snap........:rofl:
 
SamBoz19 said:
Goes along perfectly with the Dump Jokes.

Enjoy...

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I am seriously not understanding why the damn picture won't show...when I posted it, it showed up, but now all you see is that stupid cover up....eh oh well sh*t happens!:rofl:
 
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If any of you take the time to read that, OpKang is a shoe-in for the semis. That was the funniest essay I've ever read.
 
RoadBlocK; said:
Haha, I heard it different. A guy finds a lamp, rubs it, out pops a genie, the genie says " I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you get, your wife gets double"
The guy first wish is for a million bucks, so magically his wife gets two million. The guys second wish is for a brand new ferrari, so his wife gets two new ferraris. For the 3rd wish, the guy thinks about it for a minute and says to the genie "I wish you'd beat me half to death".:rofl:
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There are certainly different versions. The one I know ends with the guy telling the genie "I would like to have a mild heart attack"!
 
B5150 said:
"Forgetaboutit!"

Really, I don't think the hate for the Sox can be matched or displaced elsewhere ;)

What I did enjoy was the giant "goose egg" that the lowly Mariners applied to the Sox in the 8 to 0 shut out the next day. The Mariners? For shame! :D
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That's ok, we spanked them over the next 2 games. :)

26-6 at home baby!! :djparty:
 
Hammer Pants ftw!
 

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WOW theres some weak **** being posted lately.

It supposed to be funny stuff, find some funny stuff.
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TexasLifter89 said:
thats F*ed up by far.
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Speaking of F*ed up, you look like you just dominated that surf board and are preparing to lay the smackdown on it's jabronie ass. Nice avy.
 
SilentBob187 said:
Speaking of F*ed up, you look like you just dominated that surf board and are preparing to lay the smackdown on it's jabronie ass. Nice avy.
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haha yeah man i peiced that surfboard up. gave it the whoopin! thanks dad made me pose for my aunt haha cuz she hadnt seen me in 5 years
 
ok new rule, you-tubes may be posted BUT must be under 1 minute long.
 
DAMMIT! I already submitted today, this rule is not retroactive, correct? ;)
 
Ive got 3 words... the funnies thing ever.... Muscle tech ads.


Anabolic HALO
Loaded with cryogenically modified anabolic compounds you’ll never find anywhere else, ANABOLIC HALO simultaneously catapults your muscles into a powerful anabolic state and works to freeze catabolism, forcing overwhelming muscle growth the likes of which no bodybuilder has ever experienced!
ANATOR
Anator-p70 is so devastatingly powerful it literally turns on your genes for muscle growth, allowing you to maximize your genetic potential so you can increase muscle mass as fast as humanly possible. Anator-p70 works quickly – the first time, every time!
CREAKIC
REAKIC Hardcore is the most powerful hardcore creatine pill in existence! Its molecularly engineered formula was specifically designed to offset the destructive effects of Reactive Oxygen Species (ROS), leading to maximum creatine saturation and explosive gains in muscle size and strength!

that was just a taste...
 
SilentBob187 said:
DAMMIT! I already submitted today, this rule is not retroactive, correct? ;)
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Let me put it this way, you-tubes are not very original..someone has a better chance of winning by being creative.
 
TexasLifter89 said:
Ive got 3 words... the funnies thing ever.... Muscle tech ads.


Anabolic HALO
Loaded with cryogenically modified anabolic compounds you’ll never find anywhere else, ANABOLIC HALO simultaneously catapults your muscles into a powerful anabolic state and works to freeze catabolism, forcing overwhelming muscle growth the likes of which no bodybuilder has ever experienced!
ANATOR
Anator-p70 is so devastatingly powerful it literally turns on your genes for muscle growth, allowing you to maximize your genetic potential so you can increase muscle mass as fast as humanly possible. Anator-p70 works quickly – the first time, every time!
CREAKIC
REAKIC Hardcore is the most powerful hardcore creatine pill in existence! Its molecularly engineered formula was specifically designed to offset the destructive effects of Reactive Oxygen Species (ROS), leading to maximum creatine saturation and explosive gains in muscle size and strength!

that was just a taste...
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LOL, now thats creativity. I had some moron at my gym telling me that gakic sh*t put like 20 pounds on him. I have sympathy for the stupid sometimes, but most times I just want to smack the sh*t out of them.
 
TripDog said:
LOL, now thats creativity. I had some moron at my gym telling me that gakic sh*t put like 20 pounds on him. I have sympathy for the stupid sometimes, but most times I just want to smack them.
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try working at a supplement store my friend. I have to argue with these little ****ers about every muscle tech product. then when they are like oh ok sounds good they grab the muscle tech product anyways.
 
Remember girls only 1 post per day, or entry's do not count.
 
TexasLifter89 said:
try working at a supplement store my friend. I have to argue with these little ****ers about every muscle tech product. then when they are like oh ok sounds good they grab the muscle tech product anyways.
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Advertising ftw!!
 
Hmmm....
Trip, favor. I need an empty bottle of Paravol, 2 inflatable blow-up dolls, and a few empty bottles of aspire36. STAT!

I'll give you original. THE ARISTOCRATS!
 
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