How is this movie setting such impressive box office marks? Seriously, here are a few things that should dissuade normal people from seeing it:
1. Michael Bay directed it.
2. Shaia Lebuff stars in it (yes the star of such killers as Constantine and that last Indiana Jones sh!tfest).
3. The first one was bad.
4. It's about robots fighting each other. (Yes, I played with them as a kid but I'm not 8 anymore)
5. Reviews were aweful. Critics screw up some (good marks for Australia - WTF?), but this should make people take a step back.
6. The "jive-talking" robots
Megan Fox is hot, but not for me (no ass). Still I can't think of an actress that I'd go see a bad movie for.
We're in a recession, and people are throwing money at this? I was going to see this because truthfully I think terrible movies are hilarious (maybe there are a lot of people like me?), but now I just can't support this.
I also think terrible movies are hilarious (Nic Cage in "The Wicker Man" for example, and that idiotic movie "The Day After Tomorrow"). There's a line though... don't ask me where it is, hell, maybe it's just in my own mind. There's some movies that are so bad that they're good and there are some movies that are just flat out BAD. Like THE SPIRIT. Now, Transformers 2 wasn't that bad, but it was a bloated mess.
I know what to expect from Michael Bay, but this was like Bay fully unrestrained. Idiotic unnecessary attempts at humor, mainly with the human characters: The stuff with Sam's parents, the robot humping Megan Fox's leg (wtf?), balls on Devastator, dogs humping each other, John Turturro's ass in a thong, the stereotype robot twins, and on and on.
If I were in Bay's shoes, I doubt I'd try to tighten up my movie either though. Why bother? People will eat it up regardless. Just go all out and you're guaranteed to make tons of money, which is what you're making the movie for anyway I guess.
Next time he should add: Fat robots who fart and fall down a lot, more midgets, a flamboyantly gay robot (either purple or rainbow colored) who keeps uncomfortably slapping the other robots on the butt after completing a mission, and other lame attempts at humor that apparently go over very well with audiences for Transformers movies. Long as there's enough mindless action and military mobilization scenes it will be excused because, well, it's what we expect from a Michael Bay movie right?
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Ok, since I don't want to be TOTALLY negative in my post I will say this. One joke that I DID laugh at was when Sam is leaving the frat party and he says something like he's going to check if there are any smaller/tighter shirts at the store and the one frat guy says, "There AREN'T any, we already checked!":lmao: