The New Product Release Thread

My Protein's Reply to the Rat incident

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Firstly the reason Myprotein hasn’t said anything about what’s happening with its customer is because all of its complaint communications are confidential, and remain between the brand and the customer. As for the interesting facility facts Myprotein has included in its statement, read on below.

Few things to note:


finished goods end of line x-ray machines which reject 100% of product containing foreign bodies as small as 2.5 mm;
our tamper proof pouches all pass through a roller system flattening all before use;
all powders pass through a 3mm sieve within our filling lines; and
our production line is monitored by CCTV plus visual checks are also carried out on each product before they are packed to ensure there are no rips or tears.”

Myprotein has a machine that x-rays finished goods and rejects anything containing foreign bodies as small as just 2.5mm. The mouse apparently found in a Myprotein product is definitely bigger than 2.5mm, or at least based on the pictures we’ve seen.

Our production facility is independently certified against the British Retail Consortium Global Standard for Food Safety and achieved a Double A grading earlier this year, the highest attainable grade.


a waste of calories

But bro..
Put butter in your coffee...
Bulletproof
Poof.... MAGIC
 
If some of you get this worked up over something so meaningless on the internet, I can't even imagine how you might react over of significance in the real world.
 
Im anticipating:

"Myprotein investigation of this incident has discovered the mouse is a domesticated species rarely found in the wild, and a receipt of purchase from a local pet shop was found in the complainants bin. Investigators are still to locate the murder weapon, though."
 
Merica Labz protein is going to have real ‘Merican marshmallows
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The supplement is a protein formula of some kind, which has been given the working title Patriot’s Whey. As you’d expect from the guys over at ‘Merica Labz, Patriot’s Whey does look like it’s going to be a bit different from your typical protein powder.

From what little information ‘Merica Labz has released, it looks like flavor is going to be the big attraction with Patriot’s Whey. The brand has previewed a beta sample of the protein confirming in its own words that it will have “REAL Marshmallows"


If I recall did Trutein have Marshmallows in their S'mores flavor?
Must of not been real Merica Marshmallows... lol
 
I often drop two slices of cooked bacon into snickerdoodle and axis labs French toast in the blender absolutely amazing.

On another note the flavor god bacon lovers seasoning is legit AF. Great on anything really, but goes will into any of the salted caramel or maple type protein flavors that are targeting that salty sweet taste bud
 
I often drop two slices of cooked bacon into snickerdoodle and axis labs French toast in the blender absolutely amazing.

On another note the flavor god bacon lovers seasoning is legit AF. Great on anything really, but goes will into any of the salted caramel or maple type protein flavors that are targeting that salty sweet taste bud

Might have to try that.....
 
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A little update on the mouse protein
I hope the people who started the rumour are taken to court for it. Need to hit them where it hurts because this will be a PR nightmare
 
Surely they can just see the order date to tell how long they've had the powder? Maybe do some carbon dating to see how long ago it was opened? Lol
 
Surely they can just see the order date to tell how long they've had the powder? Maybe do some carbon dating to see how long ago it was opened? Lol

The dude already admitted he had had the bag for 3 weeks before he even found the mouse. Like obviously the little sh*t crawled in there after it had been opened...
 
Marc's Upgrade to Clash

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Now added: 6g of regular l-citrulline, 100mg of the extended energy ingredient TeaCrine theacrine, 100mg of theobromine, and 68mg of Infinergy dicaffeine malate.
 
It looks solid, what price did you get it for?

Haven't picked it up yet, I don't believe it's hitting e-tailers until this Monday (I think that's what Marc posted on IG)

Anyhow, idk what the price is.. But, I'm grabbing one once it drops lol
 
Marc's Upgrade to Clash

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Now added: 6g of regular l-citrulline, 100mg of the extended energy ingredient TeaCrine theacrine, 100mg of theobromine, and 68mg of Infinergy dicaffeine malate.

I'm grabbing a tub of clash

Me too. Looks like a good time. He said its got updated flavoring too.
 
Red Sky is out

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The brand’s usual price on its quick dissolve weight loss formula Red Sky, is $49.99. Through until next Monday though Chaos and Pain is running a BOGO sale, giving you two bottles for the price of one.

To make Red Sky’s introductory sale even more impressive, on top of the BOGO you can save 25% . Once you factor in all of the savings you’re looking at just $18.75 per bottle,

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That is rubbish
 
Red Sky is out

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The brand’s usual price on its quick dissolve weight loss formula Red Sky, is $49.99. Through until next Monday though Chaos and Pain is running a BOGO sale, giving you two bottles for the price of one.

To make Red Sky’s introductory sale even more impressive, on top of the BOGO you can save 25% . Once you factor in all of the savings you’re looking at just $18.75 per bottle,

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Not a bad deal on that
 
Yes, 5 more pages of flavor guessing! I'll start. Okay, let's see...hmmm...the question mark is orange at the top, then gradually becomes darker, almost to a shade of red. Red...like blood. Starts orange, like an orange. Then becomes red, like blood. Like it's bleeding. OMG! OMG! Blood orange!

Now let's hope someone else didn't post the flavor 12 pages back and then chastise me for not reading it sooner.







NOTE: That's not a passive aggressive knock on posting about/guessing new flavors. I know some people hate it. I find it entertaining. I also realize that I have the power to unsubscribe and check other sites for new product information if I want. Just trying to have a little fun on a Friday.
 
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