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roids1 said:
Sup packers! Just got done SFW and got a massage dirt cheap afterwards. Awesome effin gym about a 5 minute walk from here. Fukkers in there acted like they ain't never seen no one reppin' 3 plates before (20kg plates). Well, probably cause they haven't. :lmao: They were even selling MetRx shakes in there, but they were fukkin expensive.

Gotta start teaching tomorrow and it appears most of these kids' english is somewhat broken more than others. This oughta be an experience.
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lol - dude, as far as theyre concerned hulk freakin hogan is SFW :laugh2: :laugh2: to see the look on those LBFMs!
 
It's about 12-13 hours ahead. 15 hours ahead of y'all over on the left coast. Werd on p-rips. Ain't no way! A few natty ices is about it. Yet, I haven't seen natties over here. But, folks love them some budweiser over here. I've put away a few tsingdao brews over here. I went to W-mart yesterday and loaded up on a sh!tload of groceries. Sh!t over here ain't as cheap as it used to be though. But, I figure I should be able to get pretty jacked on this 1-tren and p-plex I'm taking right now, plus all the sh!t I'm able to eat at the student cafeteria. Stuff there's pretty cheap. Not much time to drink either, so that helps.
 
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roids1 said:
It's about 12-13 hours ahead. 15 hours ahead of y'all over on the left coast. Werd on p-rips. Ain't no way! A few natty ices is about it. Yet, I haven't seen natties over here. But, folks love them some budweiser over here. I've put away a few tsingdao brews over here. I went to W-mart yesterday and loaded up on a sh!tload of groceries. Sh!t over here ain't as cheap as it used to be though. But, I figure I should be able to get pretty jacked on this 1-tren and p-plex I'm taking right now, plus all the sh!t I'm able to eat at the student cafeteria. Stuff there's pretty cheap. Not much time to drink either, so that helps.
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Have you found a Gym there in chiner? Id imagine a chinese gym as being horrid for some reason.
 
Yes! They pretty much have all the same **** we have nowadays. There's a gym just about 10 minutes walk from here called Li Jing Sports. I signed up the first day. It's not all that big, but the equipment is as good as anything you'd see at a Gold's. There a few others, but this one's the closest. I've SFW there twice already. Those fukkers act like they ain't never seen nobody lift no heavy ass weight before. I was repping 315 the other day and half the friggin guys in there were staring. A couple guys walked up and started asking me what I eat and what supps I take, in broken english.

One of my students even stopped me on the break today and asked me if I w/o. He was like "you are very strong build. Do you lift weights? I am interest in bodybuilding also." I'm digging things so far, but I can easily see getting tired of it after a while. The different environment, not being able to drive, and most of all, not being able to communicate very easily with people starts to gets old fairly quickly.
 
BTW, no class tomorrow, so tonight's my fri night. I'm sippin on some Tsingdao brew and some 48% chinese liquor. My next door neighbor is pretty cool. He's from Canada and around my age. We went to the store after class and bought some stuff, then threw back some shots and a couple beers. If you feel like drinking a couple, don't feel bad, it's night time over here bros.
 
i haven't SFW in a while because of my sleeping arrangements due to my 11pm to 7am shift at work. but i gotta get in the works... soon i'll do an M-DROL cycle with no PCT and see if i can grow some tits before next summer..

I haven't been eating so well either... been drinking way too much coffee and its been killing my appitite... i'm below 235lbs now... i'm getting skinny!! Help! Of course this is something i've always wanted :)

Maybe i'll eat a pure protein and no Carbs during my M-DROL cycle so i can get ripped and sexy like the great "Lattus Muskulus" (Roids)
 
Where exactly are you in China?

The place is okay if you're single, which I know you can understand that. ;)
Other than that, it's gets old real fast. The clubs over there can be a good laugh; the China-trying-to-be-guido look is a trip!
 
Iron Lungz said:
Where exactly are you in China?

The place is okay if you're single, which I know you can understand that. ;)
Other than that, it's gets old real fast. The clubs over there can be a good laugh; the China-trying-to-be-guido look is a trip!
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I'm in Changchun, Jilin Province. Werd! I know what you mean about the guido scene. :lmao: But, you gotta give credit where credit is due. The Chinese guidos ARE getting their share of tailpipe. Afterall, the majority of Chinese chicks are gonna go with chinese guys and what else do they have to choose from? I've seen this up close and those guidos are the ones that score the tailpipe. They also have the ugliest fukkin hairdos on the planet.
 
roids1 said:
BTW, no class tomorrow, so tonight's my fri night. I'm sippin on some Tsingdao brew and some 48% chinese liquor. My next door neighbor is pretty cool. He's from Canada and around my age. We went to the store after class and bought some stuff, then threw back some shots and a couple beers. If you feel like drinking a couple, don't feel bad, it's night time over here bros.
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damn, bro. I know that liquor. And the cigarettes. We did some business with the LBFMs - they brought gifts . . jesus thats some FUS!
 
Jayhawkk said:
The hell is SFW?
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3. SFW
Acronym.

To "Smash F*cking Weights". Popularized by one Vincent Dizenzo, an 800 lbs. bencher who wanted to quickly settle a dispute about training methodologies.

"Too many guys are looking for the right program instead of just Smashing ****ing Weights".

The key to getting strong is to just SFW.
 
Yeah roids, those lil chinese cats must look at you like youre Lou Ferrigno or somethin. lol. Just dont tell those cats about any supps. Efff that. Prob have agents kicking in ya door at 2am.
Just tell them you get jacked from drinking your own urine. They already do that over there i heard.

What about sh*t like creatine and Whey? easilly obtainable there or nah?
 
I just had some Professional Body builder call me a fat Twinkie eating, McDonald loving, worthless piece of ****..

That hurts.... Sike lol He's right. I am

At least he didn't know I was gay.

So, i'm going to attempt to work out today all by myself Which i hate very much. My Cup Cake Batter Protein came in along with my new workout gloves SO now i'm ready to SFW!!! Sometimes i like to get spiritual in the besthomegymever and put on some soothing music... you'd be surprised how good that can be.. Join the gay side for a day and you might wind up loving it <3
 
:greddy2:

I haven't worked out in 9 days :( I've got a craving for some sand-filled weights though. Lets make a deal...I'll bring the baby oil, you put on the Enya album and lets get swole.

:greddy2:
 
LOL, thats so funny. and unfortunately, so true... :(

However, i'm still doing ok though. My arms haven't shrunk or anything. i got my new phone the "Palm Pre" and i've been listening to Howard Stern through my workout today and it rocked... damn the jokes are great.. Who wants to be my new texting buddy? <3

Oh and i took a picture but i'm not sure if i can upload it yet or not... let me find out
 
****ing the ****ing pre. **** sprint too and their ****ed up phone plan charging me too much ****ing money and making me go in and ruin 3 hours of my ****ing day to straighten **** out.
 
Damn sounds like that jayhawk guy hates sprint. Well my friend hooks me up with 25% off my total bill every month which saves me a nice bundle i put towards my crack smoking habits and my g/f's food bill.

I hope you guys enjoy the bum pic i took today.. I did it while i had My North Carolina friend in mind and heart <3

and for Roids to of course
 
GetSwoll said:
I think the chinese guy was basically saying to you "Wait, you workout???"
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it's easy to be Big over there -the bar is lower :laugh:

Im back on the plane this AM. A week with no SFW, AP, little LH JO. Found a new dating site though - fun-filled frolics awaits my next break CTs.
 
lol this guy sounds like a Regular from the "old site"

Anyhow, i'm still trying to lose weight. i wanna Hit 230lbs soon!!! What should i do?
 
What happenned to the CT???..........

It's pretty :greddy2: around here......:drillsergeant:


Steeler D goin tonight............Opening night.......thank God Football is back :) .....Life is well again........Purple Kush being delivered soon:afro:
 
lol. My diet started yesterday. I'll be strict yo. When evers i get hungry i'll just throw down a Protein shake!!

Maybe when i'm good looking enough, Jay will send me some Nudes <3
 
Sup sipppers! Hangover time over here. Went to a Welcome dinner for all us foreign teachers last night. I've never seen so much beer and liquor being served with a meal. The Dean was there and everytime anyone's glass went on empty, he'd fill you back up. We stayed at the restaurant and got pretty hammed, then we all came back to my neighbor's apt for some p-rips. That was somewhat unexpected, but nice.
 
roids1 said:
Sup sipppers! Hangover time over here. Went to a Welcome dinner for all us foreign teachers last night. I've never seen so much beer and liquor being served with a meal. The Dean was there and everytime anyone's glass went on empty, he'd fill you back up. We stayed at the restaurant and got pretty hammed, then we all came back to my neighbor's apt for some p-rips. That was somewhat unexpected, but nice.
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quality rips roids?
 
Roids takin' rips in Chiner.....Classic :laugh: :afro:

Ribe-Eye, Salad and Tater going here for a late Dinner.........Merlot flowin':147: and waiting for the flakey connect to deliver my Kush:cussing:
 
Not bad. Not too strong, but got the job done. These Canadians are crazy. 95% of the foreigners here are Canadian, cause this is a joint venture school with a Canadian college. This cat I rode back with last night has him a russian wife. We were riding back in a cab, and this dude acted like he was trying to make out with the cabbie. So, the cabbie thinks he's a *** and starts freakin' out. That was even before the prips. I was bent outta shape worse than I've been in years. The dean was even slammin shots with us. I asked him for a shot and he filled up this glass, like 4-5oz and handed it to me. I woke up after 8 hours sleep and still felt like sh!t. I can't make a habbit outta this. It was fun. I gotta watch it though. For some of these cats, this is a regular weekend thing. But, I like to SFW on the weekends and there was no way that was happenin today.
 
I just checked out the old playground. Man, that place isn't just dead, it's f*ckin' dead. I was literally the only one there. That's been the case eertime I've dropped in. You can hear crickets and smell death up in there. I'm luvin it!
 
Roids gettin' plastered with The Dean......:laugh:

Roids has done more P-rips than me in the last 24 hours:surprised:

Flakey connect is killing me:sasmokin:
 
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