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Hey Demlets..........workin a fat Skoal Mint Long-Cut...........waitin' on a $300,000 deal to hopefully close..........if it does.........gonna be plenty of Merlot and Pipe-rips to follow I can assure you of that:afro:

Drank 2 Mirror Pond Pale Ales at lunch...........gotta close shop........these Mirrors got me hella buzzed:afro:
 
finally scored myself a new job. Working Midnights at a Hospital as Security. Thats right! I roll up my sleeves so my skinny 18inch guns are out about scaring off all the Dems with no Health insurance. I'm about to abuse some more PH's, thinkin about an M-DROL episode might be worthy enough. Since i already did a drug screening i won't have to worry about all the Blunts i toke on or the Roids i stack in the Tummy so i'm good to go bro's

I <3 Roids
 
Good to see you got yourself a better gig.

Mr. Latimus Maximus is moving to China in the next few days I think. You might want to go give him a sendoff before he leaves. I know you always had a mancrush on him. :P
 
aww, yea i rememmber him talking about his Teaching job over there in the Land far away. I just wasn't sure when. I have his personal email so i can contact him that way.

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Sounds good Al, hope you close that deal......A-B-C!!!

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Welcome back you South Jersey whale harpooner you! Yeah, tex is right, Lateralus is hopping across the pond to the land of his wife's ancestors soon. You should post pics of your latest conquests for him. <3
 
texaswolf said:
That is one of the best scenes ever probably. :)
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I had that movie from Netflix in my apartment for about a month. I'd randomly just fire that scene up almost daily. During that month, my wife met Alec Baldwin at the store where she worked. I tried to get there in time to meet him so I could drone on and on like stupid, gushing fan about that scene....but by the time I made it there he was gone. :sigh1:

"YOU'RE A RUDE, THOUGHTLESS LITTLE PIG!!!"
 
OMG!! BestHomeGym!!! Luv ya man. Congrats on the new gig. Yeah, I'm moving to Chiner in a few days. So, if you wanna hook up and kiss all over deez latz, you'd better hurry mah dem.
 
Just being generous since he's been dying to and won't have a chance for 6 months. Have some compassion for cryin' out loud!
 
texaswolf said:
Insomnia is kicking tonight. It is times like these I wish I smoked the pot.
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Man, weed has the opposite effect on me. nervous tension and paranoia!

well tex, as you're awake, check out these toons:
 

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(To Roid's Lats) Muah Muah muah muah muah lick lick lick, hump hump hump.. and explode..

ahhhh... you guys don't know how much i missed doing that with my baby

<3

at least i'm banking more money now. I can afford more placebos :)
 
hey sandfilled. What it be like? Ph@g! lol

Yo roids, good luck over there. They already own us so i mean, i wouldnt worry. Me? I Successfully packed a phillies cigarillo not long ago. took me a while, had to keep tapping and packing the bottom until it settled. Finally mobile enough to walk to the car. Back is F*ckdered but 75% better.

Anyway, thanks for listening.
 
aww, i hope my Hot Colombian Hero didn't hurt his Mighty back while exercising... Want me to kiss it and make it better baby?

i just got home from work now. I Hate the second shift there.. blows big time. I'd rather be on third shift so i can bank some extra cash and be on constant chill mode while i flirt with the hot nurses and nurses' AIDs.. damn those girls are hot. But who wants to get with a Overweight/underpaid/living at home/best home gym/loser?

Anyhow, We had a dem come in today with his White girlfriend and he was drunk and me and the three other Security officers all strapped the gloves on and were about to smash this bum, but he came to his senses rather quickly when he seen us lined up outside his room...

I think that me and Jay should meet up so i can give him a nice Hot Oil Back massage.... mmmhmmmm...
 
JW32Hoops said:
What's up with the back Jay? Mess it up doing deads or somethin?
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lower back. DB front raises of all things did it. It just progressively got worse over the course of the day. next day felt worse etc. I guess it was going to happen either way. still feels shot. like if i move the wrong way i get an electrical shock of pain through me.
 
GetSwoll said:
lower back. DB front raises of all things did it. It just progressively got worse over the course of the day. next day felt worse etc. I guess it was going to happen either way. still feels shot. like if i move the wrong way i get an electrical shock of pain through me.
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Buddy of mine just found out he's got 2 bulging disks in his lower back....from bench press of all things. Take care of it broski, good luck to ya.
 
GetSwoll said:
could you be any gayer though
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Of course I could. What kind of lame question was that?

So yea, i have an ingrown toenail on my right big toe and it sucks major ass. I'm getting my new cell phone tonight, so i'll be able to go on these boards all night and make ridiculous posts about my Colombian Hero and his, used to be, Mighty back.

I guess i'll just have the g/f use the oil i got for you to use on my bad back... but the offer still stands.

Just a thought for you wonder people to ponder: If I changed and became less gay, Would I then become more enjoyable?
 
texaswolf said:
I don't know about that. You would certainly be less gay though.
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That's exactly my point. I wouldn't be any better. To you guys, this is me. And if i wasn't gay (or acted that way), I'd simply be just another member on this board you barely know (besides my fat girl stories).
 
SilentBob187 said:
Where the f- did that saying get started anyway?
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"Shrimp on the barbie" is an often-quoted phrase that originated in a series of television advertisements by the Australian Tourism Commission starring Paul Hogan from 1984 through to 1990.[1] The actual quote spoken by Hogan is "I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for you", and the actual slogan of the ad was "Come and say G'day". It has since been used, along with some variations, to make reference to Australia in popular culture.

The advertisement pre-dated Hogan's popularity in the 1986 film Crocodile Dundee and thus were not initially seen as celebrity advertisements, as he was unknown in the United States, although the film increased the commercial's popularity somewhat
 
JW32Hoops said:
Buddy of mine just found out he's got 2 bulging disks in his lower back....from bench press of all things. Take care of it broski, good luck to ya.
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Thanks man. Thats More than likely my situation. (bulging disk) which is pinching a nerve when i move the wrong way.

Its weird how you can go from strong, standing upright, to moving around like an 80 yr old in no time.

Mine is the result of teen injury no doubt. ive landed on my lower back several times.

H0moGym, are you still with that one chick?
 
Sup sippers! I'm over here in the far east now dems. Man, it's friggin cold. Like 40F right now. This This place is about as far north as Minneapolis. Winter's gonna be like -10F. I ain't used to this sh!t.
 
roids1 said:
Sup sippers! I'm over here in the far east now dems. Man, it's friggin cold. Like 40F right now. This This place is about as far north as Minneapolis. Winter's gonna be like -10F. I ain't used to this sh!t.
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far east foreign correspondant . .WM Roids! . . hasn't this been the sadest wkend for CTs? Im going to call Get Swoll's grandma for action. Fk this!
 
roids1 said:
Sup sippers! I'm over here in the far east now dems. Man, it's friggin cold. Like 40F right now. This This place is about as far north as Minneapolis. Winter's gonna be like -10F. I ain't used to this sh!t.
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Shiiit. Gonna have to do some of that Tai chi in the morn to warm up i guess.
 
Sorry to hear Jake........:sick:

Got sum Chicken Breasts for da Q, Ceasar Salad, P-rips,Merlot and AP on the agenda:afro:
 
Sup packers! Just got done SFW and got a massage dirt cheap afterwards. Awesome effin gym about a 5 minute walk from here. Fukkers in there acted like they ain't never seen no one reppin' 3 plates before (20kg plates). Well, probably cause they haven't. :lmao: They were even selling MetRx shakes in there, but they were fukkin expensive.

Gotta start teaching tomorrow and it appears most of these kids' english is somewhat broken more than others. This oughta be an experience.
 
BestHomeGym said:
Yes Sir i am! I'm not gay, i just love you. There's a difference.

Its a shame we all have Hurt Backs.. i hurt mine trying to pick my g/f up.. i might as well should have tried lifting a 6 men .....
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Do you really love me and jay, or just any guy with big lats? It's okay if it's the latter....really. :paranoid:
 
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